Chapter 18: It's embarrassing
Li Qinqi is a serious soft girl, He Luo likes such a soft girl, and it is good to let her take care of it, not annoyed, but still a little happy.
It can't be said that He Luo is cheap, it can only be said that Li Qinqi treats people and everything very well, and he is also beautiful, it is estimated that a normal man is willing to ask for a wife to go home, go to the hall, and enter the kitchen. However, He Luo was still a little confused in his heart, feeling that he shouldn't provoke her and let her get in touch with the dark side of the world, but he had a good impression of her.
He Luo is not a scumbag, he runs away when he harms others, so he treats it coldly.
After a day, I went around the company twice, and I got a little familiar with a few security guards, blowing NB, talking about yellow jokes, and knowing from their mouths that Zhao Guang is not a person to mess with, not that he is mean, but this Zhao Guang is a bit of a bull's horn, and makes a security team that eats and drinks like a soldier, and when he sees unpleasant things and bad habits of the security guards, he has to say a few words.
After getting off work, He Luo changed his clothes, had a headache, and had to take the subway back, which was too crowded. It's not easy to mess around!
I honestly went to the subway station to wait for the subway, blew a lot of NB with the group of security guards, smoked a lot of cigarettes, and had a little dry throat, but there are no grocery stores nearby, so I can only endure it and wait until I get home.
On the subway, He Luo ran into Ren Jingnu again, the beautiful examiner was facing away from him, holding a cup of soy milk in her hand, because the subway was shaking and there were many people, she had to hold the soy milk and grasp the railing with one hand.
He Luo didn't dare to say hello to her, there were too many people, but fortunately, he was strong and didn't let people squeeze him on Ren Jingnu, otherwise it would be another wonderful misunderstanding.
Ren Jingnu grabbed the railing with one hand and held the soy milk cup with the other, He Luo's throat was uncomfortably dry, and no one paid attention to it when he glanced around, so he stretched his head over and took a sip of it against the straw.
This soy milk is still icy, his throat is dry, not to mention how comfortable it is after drinking it, it seems that the straw still has a little fragrance of Ren Jingnu, and it will be even more refreshing to drink.
After drinking a mouthful of soy milk, He Luo felt much better, and secretly cursed in his heart that he shouldn't smoke so much, the weather was hot again, and his throat was so dry that it was about to smoke.
"Cool!" He Luo was secretly refreshed in his heart, this soy milk didn't cost money.
Ren Jingnu didn't know that her soy milk made people secretly take a sip, took it down again, took it and took a sip of it, and then lifted it up again.
He Luo took a sip and didn't quench his thirst, so he leaned over her shoulder and took a sip on the straw, it was so enjoyable, cool, sweet, or free, is there anything more refreshing in the world?
Ren Jingnu didn't notice at all that a large cup of soy milk was drunk by He Luo more than half, and when He Luo leaned in to suck it for the third time, there was a sound in the cup, and it was obvious that the soy milk in it was gone.
He Luo was thirsty, so he sucked very hard, the sound in the cup was not small, and the passenger next to him looked at it at once, Ren Jingnu's eyes widened, and she noticed that something was wrong, and turned her head to look over, and saw that He Luo had just released the straw he was biting...... Well, it's fun enough.
When the passengers on the side saw it, they also felt that it was a lot of fun, and they were all ready to watch the show to see how this beauty cleaned up this buddy.
Ren Jingnu gritted her teeth, her face turned red, no wonder she said that she drank this cup of soy milk so quickly, it turned out that this bastard was secretly drinking behind her, remembering that she was using the same straw with He Luo just now, which made her feel a burst of anger and indirect kissing? Thinking of this word, Ren Jingnu was even more ashamed, ashamed and angry, which can be said to be annoyed and angry.
He Luo smiled awkwardly and said, "What, don't you be angry?" ”
Ren Jingnu said with a cold face: "You rascal, I don't know you, why are you so close to me?" She turned her head and shouted, "This guy is going to be a hooligan, you can help!" ”
One by one, the passengers immediately became excited, and they wanted to help the beauty come out and clean up He Luo.
He Luo saw that the situation was not good, and it was impossible for this Nima to run on the subway, but after all, he had so much experience and experience, and he had an idea as soon as his eyes rolled, and said bitterly: "Dear wife, don't you do this?" It was my fault that I didn't go home yesterday, but I was really drunk because I helped the leader accompany the customer, and I really didn't play outside! I don't believe you're going to meet the leader with me tomorrow, right? ”
Ren Jingnu's prepared evil smile suddenly froze, the corners of her mouth twitched again and again, and she said angrily: "Who do you say is your wife?" I don't even know you! ”
He Luo cried and said with a sad face: "Jingjing, good wife, don't be like this!" I apologize to you and kneel on the washboard. Yesterday, I really didn't spend a lot of time drinking outside, I was following the leader to accompany the customer to drink, and when I was drunk, I slept directly in the hotel. I know that I don't come home at night, and it's my fault that I didn't answer your phone calls and made you worry. But in this big place, can you save some face for me? I apologize to you so sincerely. ”
Ren Jingnu couldn't cry or laugh a little, but she was more angry, she didn't expect this guy to come out like this, those passengers who were going to come up to clean up He Luo couldn't help but shake their heads when they heard it, dare to love is a quarrel between a young couple, they thought that they could come to a hero to save the beauty.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not your wife! He Luo, get out of the way for me! Ren Jingnu said angrily.
Just now she said that she didn't know anyone, but now she called out He Luo's name, and this time, she couldn't wash it even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
He Luo reached out and touched Ren Jingnu's head, like coaxing a child, and said, "Oh, don't be angry, good wife, I'll cook for you when you go home, okay?" ”
Ren Jingnu was so angry that she almost fell unconscious, and said angrily: "Get out of here!" ”
Some passengers on the side couldn't stand it anymore and began to persuade Ren Jingnu.
"Girl, it's hard to find a good man. Your husband is coaxing you like this, don't trouble him! ”
"Yes, yes! It's fate for the young couple to be together, your husband said that he didn't go home last night because he was drunk when he was drinking with the leader, and you made him kneel on the washboard, and he was so tidy, there was no need. It's still a good benefit, big things are small, and small things are small. ”
"That's right, girl, don't make too much noise about a trivial matter, it won't be beautiful to get a divorce when the time comes. There are so many people here, you can give your man some face. ”
Ren Jingnu made these gossiping aunts and uncles blush, we Chinese people still have a sense of justice, especially when encountering this kind of gossip, we always have to interject two sentences, after all, it is old, and it is normal to rely on the old man to say a few words.
Ren Jingnu was so angry that her whole body trembled, He Luo struck while the iron was hot, hugged her shoulders, and said softly: "Don't be angry Jingjing, I won't dare to do it in the future, if there is any more, you can do whatever you want with me." You've recently gotten pregnant again, and you're getting angry and it's not good for your body and your baby. ”
"Yo, you have children, you have to take good care of your wife, that young man, don't stay home all night!"
"Yes, young man, you are sincere, we will help you say a few words, but next time you should pay attention! Take good care of your wife. ”
He Luo hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, thank you, I will definitely communicate with my wife well when I go back, and I will never make a mistake again." ”
Ren Jingnu was so angry that her nose was crooked, she felt that she was unlucky, as long as she met He Luo, there was nothing good about it, not to mention being taken advantage of by him, this time he let him drink his own soy milk, and it also made people misunderstand that he was husband and wife! This really made her embarrassed, and she was so aggrieved that she couldn't wait to conjure a knife to give He Luo three knives and six holes.
He Luo hehe, his grandmother's, make you embarrassed me, now you know how powerful your buddy is, right?
Ren Jingnu was angry in her heart, she was hugged by He Luo, and it was difficult for her to break free, lest the aunts and uncles around her start chattering again, so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven!
Ren Jingnu put her hand on He Luo's waist, smiled sweetly, and said, "Okay, for the sake of your sincere attitude, I will forgive you!" ”
Saying this, he added strength to his hand, and his thumb and index finger buckled the flesh on He Luo's waist and twisted it fiercely.
He Luo gasped in pain, the originally very smug smile on his face turned into a bitter smile, and he almost howled wolf, he couldn't see that Ren Jingnu's hand was so well played, which made He Luo so aggrieved, grinning, that look funny.
Ren Jingnu couldn't help but be proud now, with strength in her hands, looking at He Luo's sad face, she was triumphant, and said with a smile: "Husband, go home and make something for me to eat!" ”
He Luo nodded awkwardly and said, "Definitely, definitely!" ”
"Can you light it?"
"No way!"
"Eldest sister, I beg you to be gentle, I'm going to call it out!"
"You scream, scream! It's useless to scream throat cut! ”
He Luo began to beg for mercy in a low voice with Sister Ren, this woman was very serious, and it was estimated that she would get a piece of green meat when she went back, especially when she still had her nails and pinched it hard, He Luo simply wanted to cry without tears.
When the subway arrived, He Luo ran off the train from Ren Jingnu's side as if he was running away, and the passengers on the side asked, "Why did your husband leave first?" ”
"Oh? He, he forgot his things in the company, he has to go back to get them, I'll go home first. Ren Jingnu smiled proudly, as if she had eaten a popsicle, it was so refreshing.
After He Luo got off the subway, his face was distorted, he rubbed his waist, it hurt so much that he didn't want it, and said secretly: "The girls of the Shuiyue Group can't afford to provoke!" That Qin Ge is a sister, this Ren Jingnu is a tigress, this soft knife is very powerful! ”
He forgot that it was not easy for him to stab Ren Jingnu with the soft knife of the nine exam papers.