One, four, three, close to the ink is black
The days of being an official are very exciting, and the years of being an official are very helpless.
Why is it exciting? I also need to say it slowly, I know the same sentence, to my mouth is to instruct, the same labor is to take the lead, the same requirement that I have said is called an opinion. People stand in different positions, the weight of speech is different, the degree of work is different, these many differences, it is the power that can bring, how much I hope that the official is getting bigger and bigger, I hope that the official is my family, I want to play as long as I want, I can play whatever I want, live this kind of life without constraints, no guidelines, no principles, it is really free and easy.
I know that these things are not my ability, it is the ability of the official, whoever gets to this position will have the ability, I know that as long as I have this identity, I go there to eat, I go there and shine, isn't this exciting? Why are the years of being an official so helpless? I know that the iron-clad official of the yamen is not our own, there is still a blue sky in this world, and this world is not all-powerful.
I remember one day, by the way, it was the time of the general election, I was worried, I was afraid that everyone would not elect us, for fear that the masses would make trouble outside, for fear that my speech would not pass, which really made me afraid. As a result, my worries are superfluous, people know what is going on, they know that even if they make trouble, they can't make a fuss, so, that day, I was successfully elected, and it was a high vote, I was very happy in my heart, I invited all the leaders of the meeting to eat, after three rounds of wine, a plate of excellent fish was served on the table.
I drank three glasses of fish head wine first, and then I began to divide the fish: first give the fish eyes to the two deputy secretaries on the left and right, saying that they want to take a high look; Half of the fish's backbone was given to the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, saying that it was called the mainstay; Half to the chief of public security, saying that it is the power of law and order; Fishtail to the head of the organization, I said that he was entrusted with a heavy responsibility; The fish lips are given to the female propaganda minister, and the lips and teeth are interdependent; shark fin to the young executive deputy mayor, called to spread the wings and fly high; The fish belly is given to the secretary general, which is called to put the heart in the belly; The fish butt is given to the secretary of the political and legal committee, which is called stability first; The fish gills give people the director of the National People's Congress and the chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, calling them to breathe together and share a common fate.
In the end, there was only a pile of fish and meat left on the plate, and I smiled bitterly and said: I have to clean up this mess. When people listened to what I said, they all cocked their thumbs and praised me and said: "High, high, Gaojiazhuang is really high." ”
I have a thick enough face, I am obviously a big corrupt official, but I am in the anti-** conference, I said a set of things, I know that the people below are not clean, I know who has a problem, who has a handle, who is a little bit of a broken thing, your affairs can't escape from my palm.
This was a few days ago, we had a deputy director under us, and they were told that the director of the bureau had a problem with the style and discipline, and so many crimes were listed on the letterhead, and as a result, the letter of complaint fell into my hands, and I forwarded the letter to the director, saying that they wanted them to deal with their affairs, and as a result, the director took care of himself, beat the deputy director into a psychopath, and sent him to the hospital, but in this way, the deputy director still had to oppose **, as a result, The little director collected all his past mistakes, and as a result, this guy really didn't have any big mistakes, and as a result, this director Fu found small mistakes, and the result was that the dog meat was not on the table, so what should I do? Are you still worried about finding something to do? As a result, he detained the unpleasant things on his head, who listened to us, listened to us, why should we listen to us, we are grassroots organizations, if our work is not good, they must not do their work well, and who will not protect the subordinate superiors to lift the pole, not to mention, we have given others a compliment, we are all their training eggs.
Everyone listened to my words, knowing that my big tree is deeply rooted, from then on, this collective wholeheartedly with me, not with me, not with me, I at any time to marginalize them, and I also gave them a particularly bad reputation, saying that this person has a problem with morality, saying that this person is too selfish, saying that the level of ability is too poor, such a reputation is really not good, who is willing to use such a person when he is on stage, who likes those who are different from others.
I just want to make the officialdom black, I make waves in the black environment, and give full play to my ingenuity. When I usually have nothing to do, I like to watch jokes, and there are a lot of jokes on my phone, but this joke can be in line with my current situation, saying: "A fish fell into the sauce jar, and we were told everywhere that the environment here was poor." A big maggot crawled over, pointed at the fish's nose and scolded: Shut up! You can't use the fish tank standard to evaluate the sauce tank, according to the standard of our sauce tank is already very good, fully in line with the development level and technical conditions of the sauce tank, and we are adhering to the principle of pollution first and then treatment, is it easy for us to deploy this tank of sauce? While most of the fish resigned themselves to their fate, the maggots sneaked out of the sauce jar and flew away as flies. "The jokes are all scolding our officials, but this joke has also opened up our minds to open up the realm, we have something to do, and we have found a way to do nothing, to be honest, I have to thank the people who made up this joke, gave me wisdom and strength, and thanked them for giving us courage and courage, because this makes us more lawless, and we know that there is no best, only better.
At this time, I couldn't help but think about the officialdom at first, I saw the people who petitioned the county party committee every day, pitiful, crying and shouting Qingtian every day, I watched Bao Qingtian's TV series, I also wanted to return a piece of blue sky in the world, but, listening to the explanation of the staff of the Letters and Visits Office, these people are unreasonable, saying that these people are Diao Min, and I have special sympathy for them in my heart, but after a long time, I have become accustomed to it, and I am not strange, but I think they are foolish.
When I looked in the mirror, although my mouth was not crooked, but my heart was crooked, and when I lay down to sleep, although I fell asleep, my heart was not steady.
The only clean place for me over the years is that I am worthy of my Wang Aiying, my love I believe is the most beautiful in the world, no matter how big an official I am promoted, no matter how rich I am, I just want to do single-minded love, forever and forever love my Wang Aiying.
(29) Scatter all your wealth
Over the years, I have done some things more out of line, my wedding is luxurious, and my car is the most famous, I
This story is modeled after those famous adults in the past, when there was too much money, when money endangered their lives, they would scatter their wealth in time to protect themselves.
The cost of leaving life can also imitate the results of Zhao Benshan.