Chapter 132: Trolls

"Well, you'll have to find out what this light is all about, and see if everything is safe?"

Looking at the little hobbit who was at a loss, Thorin didn't bother to look at it, but just instructed Li Mu: "Hurry up!" If everything is okay, come back soon; If there is a problem, please try to find a way to come back as well. If you can't come back, please learn how to call the barn owl twice, and the long-eared owl once, and we'll find a way to save you. ”

Before he could explain that he couldn't tell the difference between a barn and a long-eared owl, Bilbo was pushed out. However, the hobbit was born with the ability to move silently through the forest, so it was not difficult for him for the time being.

It's just that when he saw Li Mu moving quietly and flexibly, Bilbo, who had always been proud of his speed, was secretly surprised. But when they didn't disturb anyone, and when they walked to the campfire, what they saw made the little hobbits, who had never seen anything in the market, even more shocked.

Three very tall humanoids sat around a large fire, roasting a leg of lamb with a long stick, and the smell of oil and fire surrounded the camp, and the smell was really watering.

Moreover, there are many good wines piled up around them, and these guys are bold enough to drink them directly from the jug. But what's worse is that these guys are trolls, and you know it just by their appearance.

"Yesterday's leg of lamb, today's leg of lamb, mom, I hope tomorrow doesn't look like a leg of lamb!" From the outside, the trolls all looked exactly the same, and only one of them complained.

"I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time."

The second trolls bumped William, who was gulping down on his drink, with his elbow, and said scoldingly: "What the hell is that William thinking, bringing us here to suffer, I can't figure it out." Moreover, there is not enough wine. ”

"Shut your mother's mouth!"

William choked on a sip of wine, and when he regained his breath, he immediately said, "You fellows, do you think that someone will stay here just to feed you and Bert?" Since we came down the mountain, you two pigs' heads have eaten a village and a half. What else do you want? We've got good luck with the dogs, you should say 'thank you Bill' and help us get the fat goats." ”

William then took a hard bite of the freshly roasted goat's leg and wiped his mouth with his sleeve.

Trolls are all virtuous, they don't seem to have bright heads, but they have thick skin and thick flesh, and they are infinitely powerful, immune to all physical damage, and even witchcraft attacks don't have much effect.

Knowing that sunlight is the nemesis of these three ugly monsters, but it is obviously impossible to find sunlight in the middle of the night.

Looking at Bilbo's eagerness to try, it is estimated that this little hobbit is making up for it again. Li Mu didn't dare to let Bilbo go to death, as long as Bilbo had a case, he would be dead.

"Bilbo, let's go back, these three trolls are not easy to deal with, we keep our distance from them. Wait until tomorrow morning, and we'll set off again. ”

In Li Mu's yin and yang eyes, these trolls had no human nervous system at all, and there were only clumps of black mist in their bodies, which made most of Li Mu's methods ineffective. If you can't beat it, you can hide, Li Mu is not stupid, in the case of not taking advantage, there is no need to fight with the monster on the opposite side.

Bilbo should have done something right away after listening to Li Mu's words, and he could have gone back quietly with Li Mu to warn his friends that there were three tall trolls here, and they were in a rather bad mood, and might not mind roasting dwarves or ponies for a change of taste.

But he had read a lot of adventure stories, and the plots and actions in them were things he had never done or seen in his life. As a first-class snitch, what are the three sluggish fools in front of him, maybe after the other party sleeps, Bilbo thinks he can give each of the three trolls a knife, and then everyone can spend the night happily.

"Shall we just go back empty-handed? Thorin will look down on us! Let's do something, like take the leg of lamb off the fire, or push away the beer keg. ”

The little hobbit is really naïve, the trolls are so easy to deal with, Li Mu has already made a move. However, seeing Bilbo's contemptuous gaze, Li Mu was not angry, and the ignorant were not guilty.

But going back empty-handed like this, I am indeed a little sorry for my identity as a dragonborn. It seems that he has to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, Li Mu grabbed Bilbo, who wanted to touch him, and solemnly instructed: "Stay here and don't move, I will deal with the three of them." ”

Since the three trolls could eat and drink, at least the gastrointestinal and digestive systems were still there, Li Mu relaxed his body, lowered his center of gravity, and walked lightly, carefully sneaking to the side of the beer barrel behind the trolls.

took out all kinds of potions in his satchel, and the effects were slowing down, hallucinating, or even laxative poisons, and all of them were poured into the beer keg one by one.

After Li Mu's side was done, he was about to return safely, when the three trolls quarreled here.

"Damn, Bert, look what I've caught!" William said.

"What is this?" Another rushed over and asked.

"Stupid, how would I know! What are you? ”

"Bilbo Baggins, I'm flying—uh—hobbits."

Poor Bilbo shuddered as his little head was spinning desperately, hoping to figure out how to learn to call an owl before he was strangled to death.

Damn, they all told this little hobbit not to run around, but I didn't expect it to be like the original book, which was used as a handkerchief to wipe the nose and fell into the hands of the ogre.

For fear that the trolls would accidentally pinch Bilbo to death, Li Mu didn't dare to take a breath, in case he provoked these careless guys to be too excited, and bury Bilbo and put his life in danger.

"Flying huhs?" They said with some surprise. Trolls are rather sluggish, and anything new will cause great suspicion for them.

"Whatever the hell, what's the matter with the hobbit in my pocket?" William asked.

"Can you cook them?" Tom said.

"You can try it!" Bert couldn't wait to pick up the pot and said.

"He didn't even have enough to plug between his teeth."

William was already full of food and drink, and was too lazy to move, and said dissatisfiedly: "When the time comes, the skin will be peeled and the bones will be removed, and the meat may only be enough to stuff the teeth." ”

"I wonder if there are his companions nearby, we can use them as a faction!"

"Hey, do you still have companions running around in the forest? You abominable Abby......"

Bert looked at the hobbit's hairy feet and lifted him up from head to toe.

"Yes, there are many more." Bilbo accidentally slipped his mouth before remembering that he shouldn't have betrayed his friend, and then immediately remedied: "No, no, not one!" ”

"What do you mean by that?" Bert asked, grabbing him by the hair this time.

"What I just said was—"

Bilbo breathed heavily, "Don't cook me, sir!" I'm a good cook myself, and I cook much better food than I do. I can cook you a great meal, an amazing breakfast, as long as you don't treat me as dinner! ”

"Poor little one."

William's stomach was almost bursting, and he drank a lot of beer, and he couldn't look at Bilbo, who was not enough to stuff his teeth, and said, "Poor little thing! Let him go! ”

"No," said Bert, "we have to figure out what he just said a lot, and then none of them came to the bottom." I don't want to have my throat slit while I sleep! Push his toes into the fire and see if he says anything! ”

"I won't let you do that!" William said, "I caught him." ”

"William, you're a fat fool." "That's what I said before today," Bert said. ”

"You're an idiot!"

"You're not qualified to say that about me, Bill Huggins!" Bert punches William in the eye.

And then it became a scuffle.

Bilbo barely had the last shred of his wit, and when Bert threw him to the ground, he quickly dodged the big feet of the two guys.

They then tore and bit like wild dogs, and began to abuse each other with all sorts of lively profanities. Soon, they were wrapped around each other, kicking and punching and almost rolling into the fire. Tom launched a chaotic stick attack, hoping that the two would calm down, but of course this trick did not work, and they became more irritable.

The scene was chaotic, and Li Mu, who was hiding behind a big tree, didn't care about being exposed, and decisively ran from the woods to Bilbo's side, picked up his calf injury with one hand, and carried it on his shoulder to plan to leave while in the chaos.

But at this time, Bahrain rushed over, and as soon as he saw the three trolls in the scuffle, before he could figure out what was going on, he was covered with a bag and pushed to the ground.