On the spring night of the newlywed, hoe He deserved to be a master of five times a night, and the five women at noon each came to a cloudy rain. However, after a gust of wind, there was not a drop of rain, and hoe He found a big problem!

Myself...... impotence!!

Sad, hoe He became a Taoist monk, and he was reluctant to let these wives go, so they took them to Wudang Mountain together.

These are the romances of Zhang Sanfeng (hoe he)......

After listening to Li Hao's words, Ah San's face was shocked, as if he saw a ghost, Lin Qing also opened his mouth wide. After a long time, Ah San gave Li Hao a thumbs up and muttered: "Lao Li, if you write it like this, your imagination is so rich that even Guo Jingming will be willing to bow down...... It's just that those historians are going to cut you eighteen streets with knives. ”

Li Hao laughed and said no, and continued to talk about the plot of Sanfeng going to Wudang Mountain to become a Taoist.

In fact, Wudang at that time was not called Wudang Mountain, but 'Brokeback Mountain'...... As soon as Ah San heard this term, he immediately squirted out the water he was drinking, which was spraying on Lin Qing's face.

Facing Lin Qing's eyes that were about to kill and run away, Ah San smiled humbly: "No...... I'm sorry. Then he turned his head and looked at Li Hao viciously: "What are you talking about!" Brokeback Mountain! Damn, Zhang Sanfeng is...... Glass?! ”

"Don't worry, don't get me wrong, this is just the name of a mountain, it doesn't mean anything else, when it comes out, just add a note under the screen, you see it looks like this, 'Note: Brokeback Mountain is just a noun for a mountain, please don't think too much about it'."

After a while, Ah San held back a sentence: "I...... My little friends were stunned...... You're a cow. ”

Ignoring Ah San's stunned gaze, Li Hao continued to tell.

There is a Brokeback View on Brokeback Mountain, and our Sanfeng worshiped under the door of this view and became a small disciple. It just happened to be a good time to discuss the sword in Huashan, and the sword in Huashan is that as long as it is on the same Brokeback Mountain, any temple and any sect can participate, and there is no limit to the number of people.

"Stop!! Stop it!! Chinese...... Huashan on the sword? Isn't it Brokeback Mountain? Why did it become Huashan again? Ah San interrupted Li Hao's words and asked.

"Uh......" Li Hao was a little sweaty, and he didn't know how to explain it, so he simply said directly: "Then it can't be called Brokeback Mountain on the Sword, as soon as people hear such a frustrating name, they have already turned the TV organ, and if you want to name it, you will get a good sound, what Huashan, Shushan, Hengshan, no matter what it is called, it can't be called Brokeback Mountain." ”

“…… You're such a superb guy! "Ah Sangan bowed down.

Next, it's the highlight, xx mountain on the sword (what specific mountain on the sword, think about it later).

"This is about the sword, the one is called a miserable, that is called a bloody, that is called a cruel!" Li Hao deliberately pretended to be distressed, and continued: "There are tens of thousands of participating disciples, but nine-tenths of them died, and there were nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dead, blood was everywhere, flowing into a sea of blood, flowing on the Brokeback Mountain, even the sun had a bloody color, and the air was filled with a trace of blood.

Our Zhang Sanfeng, with his strong martial arts, defeated everyone and successfully climbed out of the pile of dead, he was covered in blood, as if he was bathed in a piece of blood, only the sword in his hand was silver-white, one red and one white formed a sharp contrast, impacting the audience's vision.

Mitoyo looked at the corpses piled up enough to catch up with the top of Brokeback Mountain, stood with his sword in his hand, and sighed: "Amitabha, life, what a fragile thing......"

"Wait!! Isn't he a Taoist? Why did you become Amitabha Buddha again? Ah San jumped up and interrupted Li Hao's words.

"Ah, the slip of the tongue, sorry, it should be 'Sanqing Dao Zun'." I quickly smiled and changed my words.

Let's move on to the plot.

Just as Mitoyo was about to leave, an abrupt voice sounded.

"Are you just leaving, don't you see that there is still such a person as me?"

Mitutoyo turned his head and looked at the opponent in front of him.

That former classmate.

That's a very good friend.

His name is Qiu Chuji.

Now, the twelfth generation of the Shaoguan Master of Taohua'an, a sword master on the same level as Zhang Sanfeng, is also known as "Qiu Zhenren".

There is such a poem. 'Peach blossom hermitage under the peach blossom tree, peach blossom fairy under peach blossom hermitage. This peach blossom fairy describes Qiu Chuji.

When he was six years old, he had already killed a swordsman with the Peach Blossom Sword Technique.

After the sixteenth coming-of-age ceremony, he traveled with his uncle, that is, the older generation of Taohua Nunnery, and visited all the sword immortals in the world.

At the age of eighteen, he can already challenge the old master, defeat the old master with one move, and become the young master from then on.

At the age of twenty, he challenged the swordsmen of the world, and many of the swordsmen he defeated were swordsmen like Ye Yang, who had been famous for many years.

At the age of twenty-three, in the face of the barbarian alien invasion in the northwest, Qiu Chuji took a Qingfeng sword, calmly entering and exiting the alien army, seven in and seven out, the tip of the sword was light, and every time the cold light flashed, a large number of alien heads would be harvested. After winning the war, he was named "Qiu Jianxian" by the dynasty. In the world, there are many swordsmen, but there are very few who can be called sword immortals.

At the age of twenty-four, he created the last style of the original peach blossom swordsmanship. Its power is incomparable.

At the age of twenty-five, he is famous all over the world.

He, dressed in white, was as dusty as snow, and the blood around him didn't seem to be able to stain a drop. He lowered his head and gently wiped the three-foot Qingfeng Sword in his hand.

At this moment, in front of such a young sword immortal, there was a young man covered in blood.

When Qiu Chuji raised his head and looked at Sanfeng, the two were already standing in their respective positions, motionless.

The wind blew, bringing up the clothes that danced around the hills. Then, Katsuyuki's clothes fluttered and fluttered in the wind, but the man had fallen.

Sanfeng didn't look back, threw away the long sword casually, and walked back and forth with his hands.

"Slow down!!" Ah San was anxious and began to pull his hair: "What are you talking about??" Qiu Chu's machine is dead? ”

"That's right." Li Hao winked at Ah San.

"I rely on your uncle!! You said him so much, I thought a fateful opponent was coming, and the look finally came, you...... Tell me he's dead? ”

Ah San didn't seem to believe it, and asked again: "...... Played for less than a minute...... He's dead? ”

Li Hao shook his head: "It's not that his mother is dead, it's Qiu Chuji who is dead." ”

"Oh my God! You play mine! "Ah San is going crazy.

Then, after Ah San recovered, he asked with an expression that was almost fainting, "And then?" ”

Then, Mitoyo came to the top of Brokeback Mountain, overlooking the world, and his heart was very proud, and he opened his arms, as if he wanted to embrace the whole world. yelled a ......"

"What are you yelling about?"

"Shout out...... Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence!! See Nanshan leisurely! Li Hao said loudly.

"Holy!!" Ah San fainted.

"And then?" Ah San fainted, and Lin Qing on the side was responsible for continuing the interrogation.

Then Mitoyo found out that he was wrong, he killed too many people, causing the entire Brokeback Mountain to die, and he was the only one. Mitutoyo felt scared......"

"You...... What did you say? Harm...... Afraid? Lin Qing only felt that his brain was not enough: a murderous executioner would be afraid that he would kill so many lives?

"Yes, it's scary. Think about it, it's a big mountain, only one person, and there are corpses next to you, aren't you afraid, although our Sanfeng is a hero, but it is inevitable to be afraid...... It happened that it was a full moon night, and because there were so many killings, even the moon was blood red. On the night of the full moon, what Sanfeng is afraid of is...... Those corpses have actually come back to life!! That's right, it's called ...... Corpse! ”

Then, Sanfeng looked at these zombies who were crookedly walking towards him, screamed, and went down the mountain madly with his sword.

"And then?"

"Then, as history says, Zhang Sanfeng was obsessed with Taoism all his life, and derived the know-how of 'Taoism and Nature', and had an epiphany one night, and realized the "Great Dao Theory", and a hundred years later, he realized the Taoist method of "one gas and three clearings", compiled and wrote the "Xuanji Theory", and finally, founded Wudang Mountain and became the ancestor of Wudang.

"And then?" Li Hao, who Lin Qing asked, was anxious. Damn, this chick still asks, 100,000 why?

Then, in fact, Sanfeng didn't pay attention, in fact, among these zombie army, there was a lucky person who survived, in order to prevent these zombies from going down the mountain to scourge the common people, so he invented a plant that can absorb the moonlight at night, resurrect it, and deal with zombies. His name is Li Shizhen. Those plants were compiled by him in a book called "Compendium of Materia Medica"......"

Li Hao felt that something was wrong, and said again.

"The plants in the Compendium of Materia Medica that can be revived in the moonlight are: pea shooter, ice shooter, hot pepper, cherry bomb, potato mine, wall fruit ......"

"......" Lin Qing looked at Li Hao in a daze for a long time, dumbfounded, and after a while, she slowly said a sentence.

"You're talking about...... Plants vs. Zombies ......"

Li Hao smiled silently. Then he took out a cigarette, lit it for himself, and said to Lin Qing leisurely: "Don't be surprised, history ...... She's a bitch, anyone can do it. ”

(This is the end of the funny chapter, from Chapter 69: The Most Bloody Script in History to this chapter that you can read at one time ~ begging for flowers and subscribing ~~)