Chapter 67: Drinking and Having Fun
"Brother Jiu, when can I be as powerful as you. Can you teach me martial arts? He Jinfa said with envy on his face, and at the same time served beer to Zhang Jiujiu and Zhou Yun.
"Hehe, I've been practicing martial arts with my master since I was nine years old, and you're going to practice martial arts now? I'm afraid it's a little late. Even if it is taught to you, you can only learn its form, but you can't practice it. Isn't there physical training in your troops? It should be possible to practice sanda. Zhang Jiujiu shook his head and said.
"Your master? However, I don't think your master knows martial arts. Is he really that good? He Jinfa said suspiciously.
"It's my other master." Zhang Jiujiu smiled.
"Fazi, it's basically impossible for you to be so powerful with Jiu'er. He is my grandfather's proud disciple, even if he goes to my grandfather's original martial arts hall, he can walk sideways. Zhou Yun said proudly.
"Your grandfather is his master, and shouldn't he call you my aunt? How can you call Senior Sister? He Jinfa was confused.
"That's right, Jiu'er, you have to call me my aunt, and you are not allowed to be big or small in the future, otherwise you will be punished according to the following crimes, and you will be punished for the crime of great disrespect." Zhou Yun said to Zhang Jiujiu with a smile.
"Yes, Auntie, you are my aunt, okay? I'm not afraid of being called old, it doesn't matter what my name is. Zhang Jiujiu also laughed.
"You...... You, forget it, let's call it Senior Sister. Grandpa is really, why did he accept such a small apprentice? Zhou Yun's mouth pursed, and he looked quite cute.
"Come, Fazi, let's celebrate your entry to the military school today, and wish you all the best in your studies." Zhang Jiujiu raised his wine glass and said to He Jinfa.
"I wish you all the best in your studies. Don't forget to come and play with us during the holidays. Zhou Yun also picked up his wine glass and said.
"Thank you, thank you, that's certain, I know the two of you in Guangzhou, if I don't look for you, who else can I go to?" When the time comes, don't bother me. Hehe, come on, cheers. He Jinfa said, touching the wine glasses of the two of them, and drank a small half glass.
"Fazi, you're shouting cheers, how can you have it left. Quick, drink dry. Zhang Jiujiu also tilted his neck, the glass was dry, and when he saw that He Jinfa still had some left, he said dissatisfied.
"That's it, Fazi, you're a soldier, the order is forbidden, do you understand? At the wine table, the wine order is the military order. Hurry up and get done. There was not a drop left in Zhou Yun's wine glass, and he shook it in front of He Jinfa with his empty wine glass.
"Look, senior sisters, you also learn a little." Zhang Jiujiu pursed his mouth and motioned He Jinfa to look at Zhou Yun's cup.
"Okay, I'm scared of you two. If you say you're not a couple, no one will believe you. He Jinfa also drained the wine in the glass in one gulp.
"What do you two say, one is worse than the other? Do you think I look like a woman? Zhou Yun waved his small fist and asked.
"It's not like, it's not, it's just that. Haha," Zhang Jiujiu said with a smile.
He Jinfa didn't have that much courage, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud when he was there.
A meal passed unconsciously in the mutual teasing of the three people.
"Brother Jiu, Sister Yun, thank you very much, you have made me feel the true feelings of the world. Hehe. He Jinfa was a little drunk, and under the repeated attacks of Zhang Jiujiu and Zhou Yun, he really didn't drink less.
"You, who has a true relationship with you? You go with your Sister Yun's true love. Zhang Jiujiu and the three of them drank about the same, each of them had five or six bottles of beer, but his amount of wine was much better, and five or six bottles were just a bottom.
"Don't pull me in, I won't get involved in the affairs of the two of you." Zhou Yun punched Zhang Jiujiu in the chest.
"Hey, I said, can't you two show affection in front of me? The younger brother is still single. He Jinfa couldn't look at it.
"Who isn't single? Brother Jiu, I am also a single hand, not right. Zhang Jiujiu not only sighed.
"Just you, you're still single, and you're a big carrot. There are few who want to be nice to you. Don't pretend to be pathetic there. Zhou Yun betrayed him directly. Zhou Yun was also confused and a little drunk.
"Who's bothered, don't I don't have a girlfriend yet? Am I wrong? Zhang Jiujiu said aggrievedly.
"Ready-made, you don't want it yourself, you see those, like eyeless flies, you can't get rid of them. I can't see you as a senior sister? Zhou Yun's face was full of vinegar.
"Where's the mosquito, the flies. Senior sister, come, let's go. Thank you for helping my little brother catch flies for so many years. Zhang Jiujiu raised his wine glass and was about to clink glasses with Zhou Yun.
"Who chased the flies for you? You and I are the Grass Protector, huh? Hey, no, don't you think I'm getting in your way? Who do you like, you say, I'll stay away from her. Zhou Yun moved the wine glass and didn't let Zhang Jiujiu's wine glass touch, and pouted and said.
"Haha, haha, I'm laughing to death. Sister Yun, do you want to look in the mirror. You're like an angry little daughter-in-law right now. Hehe, it's too similar, ah, ah, Sister Yun, let's talk about it, don't drive it. I was wrong. Oops, Sister Yun is ruthless enough. I really don't know how your future husband can stand you. When He Jinfa spoke, Zhou Yun clamped his ears as soon as he stretched out his hand, and he had to quickly beg for mercy.
"I want you to take care of it. Fazi, I didn't see it, you haven't been with Jiu'er for long, and you've learned all the stinky problems with him. Yes, you'll be the cow dung that the flies yearn for. Zhou Yun's face was already red.
"Sister Yun, I'll learn from his mistakes anywhere, I'm a good citizen." He Jinfa argued.
"No, you see your sentence is like his style." Zhou Yunhuo's eyes were sharp, and he immediately pointed out, "There is also a thick skin and a flamboyant tongue." ”
"Fazi, what do you mean? You mean I'm not a good citizen. I've never done anything about being a traitor. Zhang Jiujiu was dissatisfied with He Jinfa's answer.
"You haven't committed adultery yet? Does a lewd wife and daughter count? Does stealing a heart count as abusive? Does the carrot count? Does attracting bees and butterflies count? Does it count as a mess and an end of abandonment? Zhou Yun said in one breath.
"What, what, what did I do?" Zhang Jiujiu was confused.
"Sister Yun, what you said seems to be one thing at all?" He Jinfa snapped his fingers, then looked up and asked.
"Go, what's the trouble? I'm educating Zhang Jiujiu here. Just because you haven't committed it now doesn't mean you won't do it in the future, I'm giving you a vaccination. Looking at the peach blossom look on your face, who knows what will happen to you. I'll warn you first, lest you do something wrong and don't know about it later. Zhou Yun first squirted with He Jinfa, and then counted Zhang Jiujiu.
"Senior sister, you have read too many novels, and you are still peach blossoms, so you look in the mirror every day, are you a peach blossom yourself? Look at you, you look so beautiful, your skin is white and smooth, and your figure is good, you are convex and backward, you want to go anywhere. Everywhere you go, everyone is watching, and you are the destroyer of other people's families. Still talk about me? Zhang Jiujiu flattered him and fought back.
"Who do you say is the junior? You have the potential to be a junior. Don't beat around the bush and choreograph me, you think I can't hear it. Zhou Yun's mouth pursed again, and he also banned his nose.
He Jinfa was indeed a little exhausted, and dozed off when the two were arguing, and at this time he happened to hear their discussion, so he asked: "Who is the junior?" Sister Yun, is that you? It's very immoral to be a junior, Sister Yun, you are so young and beautiful, it is not a problem to add a rich second-generation official or anything, there is no need to be a junior. ”
"When you're a big-headed ghost, I'm mad, go to sleep. Dislike. Zhou Yun patted He Jinfa's head and scolded angrily, and then poured a glass of wine into his stomach.
"Haha, haha, senior sister, now you should believe in your fate, right? You have to be careful. Zhang Jiujiu also took a sip of wine and said.
"Sister Yun, why are you beating me? I didn't do anything wrong. He Jinfa was beaten for no reason, and asked for some reason.
"Yes, you didn't do anything, but you hated it more than what you did. It is light to beat you, to beat you, and you should be tied up, hung from a tree, and whipped with a water-soaked leather whip. Hum. Zhou Yun seemed to be angry, and his face was full of anger.
"Brother Jiu, I deeply sympathize with what happened to you. If you're unhappy in the future, come to me for a drink, and I'll listen to you. He Jinfa turned to Zhang Jiujiu and said.
"Sympathize with me what? Still want to talk to you? Zhang Jiujiu was confused by He Jinfa.
"I sympathize with your family for having a fierce wife, a tigress in the family, it is hard enough to be a cow and a horse. Don't say that your brother won't take care of you when the time comes, Band-Aid is enough, haha. He Jinfa patted his chest and said. But a hand also fell on his shoulder.
"Sister Yun, stop fighting, Sister Yun, I was wrong, hehe, don't talk about the two of you." He Jinfa started the apology mode again.
"I'll let you say it again, I'll let you say it again. Mixed with Zhang Jiujiu, he can't get a good mix. What a good child is born and brought bad. Zhou Yun kept hitting He Jinfa's shoulder in his hand, and he didn't forget to bring Zhang Jiujiu in his mouth. Of course, she didn't have any strength in beating people, otherwise He Jinfa would have been seriously injured if she didn't have internal injuries.
"Why did you bring me with you again? You hit yours, I apply to visit. Zhang Jiujiu said with a smile and picked up the wine glass again.
"Are you going to be a monkey to me? You still visit, do you believe that I beat you? Zhou Yun said threateningly.
"I believe it, I believe it, of course I believe it, whoever dares not to believe my senior sister, I am not finished with anyone." Zhang Jiujiu also begged for mercy as soon as possible.
"No, I'm not a monkey either. Brother Jiu, you are not kind. He Jinfa found out that he had been tricked by the two of them again.