Chapter 188: International Students

Ling Xiao said to Prince Burnet, who was puzzled by the laughter: "I think from the laughter of several people, you should realize that you answered incorrectly, as Chinese people who are really proficient in Chinese, they will not answer this question incorrectly." ”

"Impossible!" Prince Burnett argued: "The basic mathematics of the earth is the decimal system, a monkey under a tree, seven monkeys on a tree, and 1 plus 7 equals 8." ”

"Say you're wrong, and don't admit it, who of you tell him the correct answer, so that he is convinced."

"Me!" Yiwei grabbed in front of everyone and raised his hand: "There are two monkeys in total, a monkey under the tree, and a monkey riding on the tree, 1 plus 1 equals 2." ”

Prince Burnett was shocked: "Ride on!" Why don't you make it clear. ”

"I made it very clear, I am testing your mastery of the Chinese language, which is very common in Chinese. When I preached, you heard 'riding' as '7' as the difference between '2' and '8', and as a master of advanced technology, you should know very well how big the difference between '2' and '8' is, and it can't fit in a few galaxies. Ling Xiao said very sincerely, and seeing that Prince Burnett was unconvinced, he continued: "I'll test you again, and every Chinese can answer it." ”

"You can make a question, I will definitely not be wrong again this time."

"Please listen to the question: no one can win the Chinese football team. The Chinese table tennis team can't win anyone. Q: Which of these two Chinese teams is better? ”

"This ...... These two sentences ...... It's the same, how do you compare which of the two teams is better? Is there a mistake in the adult's question? "Prince Burnett couldn't figure out which of these two teams was really good.

"There must be nothing wrong with the question, you can see how many of them are eager to try and understand that they all know the correct answer, can you answer it?" Ling Xiao pointed to the four people who raised their hands and said to Prince Burnett.

After thinking about it for a while, Prince Burnet finally gave in: "I can't answer, it's obviously the same sentence." How can you tell who's great? ”

"Yue Qian told him to ask this alien to see your Chinese skills."

Being nodded by Ling Xiao, Yue Qian was very happy: "It must be that our table tennis team is powerful, our football team really can't win anyone, and our table tennis team really can't win anyone." ”

Prince Burnett asked, "Why?" It's all 'no one can win', how can you see that the Chinese table tennis team is powerful? ”

"No why." Ling Xiao said: "Because the language of Chinese is not something you can master in a few minutes, after all, it is born from the language of God. If you want to learn the Tao from me, you have to be proficient in this language. ”

Prince Burnett was convinced of the Chinese language, and he asked earnestly, "How much do I have to master the Chinese language to learn Taoism from you?" ”

"I'll give you another question."

"Again?" Prince Burnett was afraid of the Chinese language.

"Listen up. Chinese athletes went to participate in the competition, a total of four games, the results of the four games were 'the Chinese team defeated the South Korean team, the Chinese team defeated the Japanese team, the Chinese team lost the rice team, the Chinese team defeated the Russian team again', asked how many games the Chinese team won? ”

"Aren't they all defeated? How can you win? ”

Ling Xiao stopped Prince Burnett's words: "Don't rush to say the answer first, I need you to answer this question yourself." Don't ask anyone. In addition, in order for you to quickly master Chinese, I am going to send you to a local school to learn from the most basic places. ”

"Li Qiang, if you go to find a primary school, you must find a school with strict teachers and conscientious teachers, Burnett will start his life on earth from the first grade of primary school tomorrow, the name 'Burnet' is not in line with the habits of Huaguo, so change the name to Youbei." Sun Yuan took You Bei out to buy school supplies such as pencils, erasers, and pinyin books. By the way, there are school bags. ”

After Li Qiang, Sun Yuan and the deceived You Bei, who didn't know the southeast and northwest, went out. Yue Qian and Yi, who couldn't hold it back for a long time, rolled on the ground with a smile.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Ling Xiao is really damaged. People have run away for I don't know how many light years you have been here to learn spells, you are good, if you don't want to teach, just say it, why do you lie to people to go to elementary school. Yue Qian, who laughed until her stomach hurt, still let out a voice of dissatisfaction.

"This guy is full of lies. I just lied to you, I had already seen through his identity, and I dared to talk nonsense with me. If he hadn't been useful to me, I would have slapped him to ashes. Ling Xiao continued to eat the breakfast he hadn't finished yet.

Yue Qian asked suspiciously: "Children can't deceive people, right?" ”

Yiwei said: "Children? When I wanted to eat people, I also turned into a child or a girl, and tricked people into the cave to eat them slowly. You probably believe him in this room. Even Director Shi didn't understand the purpose of traveling north to the earth to come here, otherwise he would have pulled this baby to the Chinese Academy of Sciences as a teacher with his urine nature, which turn would be the primary school teacher to teach. ”

Yue Qian asked Ling Xiao in surprise, "They won't be here to invade the earth, right?" I heard him say that he has a warship, can you withstand a fight? ”

"Idiot!" Ling Xiao swallowed the omelette.

"Say who's an idiot."

Yi Wei grabbed Yue Qian, who was about to come forward to theorize, and said: "Don't worry, it's not that Heavenly Court hasn't fought with extraterritorial Heavenly Demons, and a You Bei Hall defeated them, not to mention that the righteous gods of Lingxiao Treasure Hall are here." Let's go and walk, accompany me to sweep the goods, the sky has fallen and there is a high top. ”

After Yue Qian and Yi Wei went out, there were only Ling Xiao and Lin left in the room.

After confirming that there was no eavesdropping around, Lin asked worriedly, "Ling Xiao, can your current mana deal with him?" ”

Ling Xiao's expression also became serious: "One is okay, if the fleet on the other side of his wormhole comes over, it will be difficult to deal with." He was the only extraterritorial Heavenly Demon who broke through the North Temple, and the Jade Emperor used the Water Minister, the Fire Division, and the Twenty-Eight Constellations to defeat him. ”

"Then you put him by your side, if he finds out about your current situation, wouldn't it be ......?"

Ling Xiao said: "It's okay, this is just a wisp of his consciousness, and because I destroyed their wormhole in time, he only came to one battleship, and his current strength can't detect me." Let's stabilize You Bei first, and he in the province will risk causing trouble everywhere. ”

Lin said strangely: "If you are afraid that he will cause trouble, you can just eliminate him, this is not a reason for you to stay by your side." His battleship is parked at the site where the wormhole is opened, and when the next enchantment is weak, we may not be able to close the wormhole in time with his delay. ”

"I've thought about this question too, but he and that space battleship are one, I destroyed the battleship and killed him, what do you shoot my 'Space Fortress'?"

Lin felt that if he could beat Ling Xiao, he would definitely slap him: "At this time, you are still thinking about making a movie?" You should think about how to deal with the fleet on the other side of the wormhole, if they come over and you can't defeat them, the earth is over. ”

"Can't beat them? Did I say that? I'm just saying it's hard to deal with, but it's not that it can't be dealt with. You go check the extent to which 'Brother Yao and the Pretty Female Thief' has been released globally, and we will launch 'Dou Zhuan Xing Shift' while it is hot to accumulate some power of faith. I'm already looking forward to the filming of Battlestar, and I'm going to re-plan my script, with so many extras, the scene must be grand. (To be continued.) )