Chapter 564: No Need to Go to School
"Forget it, even if I ask you, it seems that you are not telling the truth." Master Mu waved his hand and said, "But it seems that you care about that girl very much, you are obviously in trouble, but you don't want the 'opponent' to know about her existence, and you know how to protect girls." ”
When Master Mu said this, it sounded like praise, but how could Zhang Lang think it sounded weird, as if Master Mu had clearly said something with thorns, but it still sounded like there were no thorns.
"This, thank you Master Mu for the compliment, I am terrified." Zhang Lang didn't dare to scorn Master Mu, and hurriedly replied.
"Come on, you think I'm complimenting you, fool, I'm scolding you." Master Mu sat on the bed angrily, crossed Erlang's legs, and seemed to enjoy Zhang Lang's use of the honorific title that was very commonly used in the previous sect of Huaguo to himself just now.
Of course, this is just that Master Mu doesn't know, Zhang Lang's titles are all seen from those martial arts novels of Master Jin, so he must not feel so comfortable.
If Master Mu knew, he would have thought that Zhang Lang's current appearance would be as if he was in a martial arts novel, calling those who had an obscene appearance and met the protagonist, so he became the protagonist of the master.
In that case, Zhang Lang will definitely be beaten.
But fortunately, Mu Wanqing doesn't seem to be interested in Jin Daxia's books, if she is interested, she will definitely know that her name has been reused by others, and according to Master Mu's maverick character, she will definitely not use this name again.
"Follow Master's teachings." Zhang Lang nodded, he was now trying his best to imagine Master Mu as that kind of obscene old man in his heart.
It's not that Zhang Lang has any obscene thoughts in his heart, but because of the third watch in the middle of the night, this Master Mu doesn't know what kind of Rausch nerves are made, so he doesn't sleep, and the third watch sits on his bed in the middle of the night and crosses Erlang's legs.
And what's even worse is that you said that you can just your legs, and you are still wearing hot pants in summer, which is white, who can stand it at night.
Zhang Lang could only recite the Buddhist quotations in his heart, hoping that he would not be impure and crooked.
The Master Mu in front of him is not just a thorny rose.
If it's a thorny rose, it's okay to say, you just need to pull out the thorns, but what about this Master Mu?
It's a humanoid bomb through and through.
This person can crack a wall, and you can imagine how terrible this girl who looks weak on the outside, on the inside.
Therefore, Zhang Lang didn't dare to provoke the person in front of him.
After all, if you are as presumptuous as you are facing your cousin when you face Master Mu, maybe Master Mu will give yourself to 'eliminate harm for the people', in that case, it is really worth the loss.
Zhang Lang's cousin, although sometimes she will fix Zhang Lang, but more often, this cousin named Angel just teases Zhang Lang, and will not hit or hurt Zhang Lang's body too much.
And Master Mu is different, this product is purely martial arts, beating someone or beating Zhang Lang is purely commonplace.
This matter was already known when Zhang Lang went to Laotongguan for special training.
Therefore, even though Zhang Lang felt itchy in his heart, he had been silently thinking in his heart, the woman in front of him was a big disaster, and it was definitely something that could not be touched, if he touched Master Mu, then Zhang Lang felt that he would be finished in the future.
"Ouch, why do you seem to be afraid of me?" Master Mu looked at Zhang Lang standing far away, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, as if he was a well-behaved maid, of course, Zhang Lang is a man, and he can only be said to be a man's 'maid'.
"No, it's just an expression of my respect for the master!" Zhang Lang replied very obediently, he didn't even have the mood to ask Master Mu why he came here just now, and the only thing he wanted to do now was to let Master Mu leave quickly.
You know, tomorrow, Zhang Lang still has to go to class.
If he slept too late tonight, then the next day, Zhang Lang would definitely not have the energy to go to class.
That's why Zhang Lang is so painful.
I don't know if this Master Mu has common sense in life.
Sixteen or seventeen-year-old children like themselves, except for those who dropped out of school and worked at home, are the only ones left to go to school.
And if you go to school, you definitely need to get enough sleep.
Even in high school, at least five or six hours of sleep is still necessary, and of course, it is not uncommon to read novels at school and see two or three o'clock.
But high school students are high school students, and the energy of high school students is far from being comparable to normal people.
Even if high school students play games at the Internet café all night, they can continue to attend classes the next day in good spirits.
Could it be that Master Mu thinks that he has finished school and dropped out of school to work at home?
Is Lao Tzu so frustrated?
Zhang Lang felt a little inexplicably frustrated.
However, Zhang Lang still remembers that when his cousin went to Laotongguan Village, where Master Mu was located, to see him off, he obviously shouted to ask for his leave.
It stands to reason that Master Mu should know.
However, why did this person know about it and still stay in his bedroom?
Could it be that this person did it on purpose!
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
After seeing Master Mu, Zhang Lang decisively chose forbearance.
There's no way, who can't let themselves beat the person in front of them.
I can't beat it, so I have to endure it.
Therefore, Zhang Lang could only physically resist his urge to hit people, and then use words or anyone's spiritual power to tell Master Mu that he was very tired now, and if he didn't sleep, maybe he wouldn't be able to go to class the next day.
Of course, the premise is that you can be moved by words.
After all, Master Mu can be said to be a 'hard-hearted'.
If this person was not hard-hearted, when he was in Laotongguan, when he trained himself, he wouldn't have to be so ruthless.
Zhang Lang consulted his cousin, but in his cousin's cognition, there is no master at all, when teaching his students, he only uses beating, or allows students to understand by themselves.
And Master Mu did just that.
If it weren't for Zhang Lang's later realization of the dodge method through Master Mu's beating himself, Zhang Lang would definitely sue his cousin.
Later, the matter was also closed.
"Also a way to show respect? I wonder if you're scared? Master Mu exposed Zhang Lang's lies in an instant.
After Zhang Lang saw that the lie was exposed, he was not embarrassed, he smiled and said, "Master, how can I be afraid?" You know, I'm your apprentice, and none of your apprentices is a genius! ”
"Fart, I'm just one of your apprentices, are you embarrassed to say that you are a genius?" Master Mu said angrily.
Zhang Lang didn't expect that when he was patting Master Mu's ass, he slapped the horse's thigh.
It's okay now, and the sycophant himself has become a sycophant in an instant, or rather, he has become a stupid X in an instant.
"Master, you don't know, even if it's a piece of shit, under your tutelage, it will become a genius." There is no way, now Zhang Lang wants to use all the methods he may think of to make Master Mu happy, so that this person can leave his house as soon as possible.
After all, now Zhang Lang can be said to be sleepy to death.
If Master Mu doesn't leave, he may fall asleep in bed.
But Master Mu seems to be determined to chat with himself here.
This made Zhang Lang very painful.
"Oh hehe, what you said is good, I do have the power to turn decay into magic, although you are a rotten wood, but as long as you want to study, in my hands, you can still achieve success, in vain I specially smeared you with training olay." Master Mu smiled and looked very enjoyable.
But Zhang Lang is a spirit.
"Olay? Isn't that a cosmetic? And it's a foreign brand, which seems to be more expensive. Zhang Lang was a little nervous, "Master, how can you use cosmetics to train me?" ”
"Hehe, you kid is born in the blessing and don't know the blessing, I specially customized a training olay for you, this thing can make people at least three times their potential when they are very tired, it can be said that it is the best thing to squeeze out your physical potential." Master Mu smiled, looking like a little fox.
No, it's an old fox.
"What?" Zhang Lang was startled, Master Mu's body moved, he had already come to Zhang Lang, and then directly put her white and tender hands on Zhang Lang's nose, Zhang Lang suddenly felt that all his sleepy feelings were gone, and he was extremely excited.
Everything is the same as Master Mu said, my God, this is indeed a training drug, but now it is more than three o'clock in the middle of the night, and I really want to go to sleep.
"Oh, I see you're in a lot of energy again, come on, and have a few more tricks with me."
Bang!
As soon as Master Mu's words fell, what came to Zhang Lang with the words was a fist.
Under the effect of Master Mu's specially customized olay oil, Zhang Lang twisted his body stiffly and dodged Master Mu's punch.
Zhang Lang found that his state was really strange, under the effect of Olay oil, Zhang Lang actually forced a body with a difficult action similar to a Marseille roundabout, and actually made a counterattack against Master Mu.
"Shout, yes. The master didn't hurt you in vain, you still have rotten wood to carve. Master Mu sighed, and seemed quite satisfied with Zhang Lang's ability to fight back against him.
Bang bang bang!
A few moves in a row.
Zhang Lang didn't know how he finally fell asleep and how he woke up.
Zhang Lang only knew that when he woke up, Master Mu was no longer in his room.
The next day, Zhang Lang turned on his phone and looked at the time.
Suddenly, he shouted in his heart: "I'm the next Olympics!" ”
Yes, Zhang Lang hates Master Mu to death now, and today it is already ten o'clock in the morning!