Chapter 136: Dick Silk has a lot of fun

Lin Tian didn't know where to find the mobile microphone, no longer limited to standing there and talking stupidly, at this time he was more like a concert, this is his stage, he is the center of the whole stage.

"I think a lot of people here know me, right?" Lin Tian said shyly; It's not about showing off that you're famous, and it's not about proving yourself something?

However, Rao was like this, which still caused a sigh from everyone, knowing that this young man must be telling jokes again, and then everyone just laughed.

Lin Tian also lived up to everyone's expectations, and said, "Those who know me should know that in fact, I often skip class to go to girls." ”

The audience laughed, but I didn't expect Lin Tian to say that he skipped class to pick up a girl, and he had seen someone who exposed his sore spots, but he had never seen anyone who exposed his sore spots like this.

"Don't laugh, everyone, what I'm saying is true." Lin Tian said shyly;

However, it still aroused everyone's doubts, knowing that Lin Tian likes to joke and make everyone happy, he doesn't care about it;

Only Li Ming and a few of them nodded, and said in their hearts, "Hmph! I know that if everyone doesn't believe it, they must have deceived Xiaotian's innocent face again. ”

"Okay, okay, let's talk about it, jokes are jokes, so let's talk about how to get the first place in the exam, right?" Lin Tian said with a smile;

When they heard that they could get the first place in the exam, many people pricked up their ears, but they listened carefully; However, Lin Tian's next words really wanted people to kill him.

"I don't know if you'll be able to take the first test, but I can make sure you're second in the test." Lin Tian's confident appearance aroused the interest of many people; Since you can't get the first test, it's okay to take the second test. It's better than taking the countdown.

At this time, I saw Lin Tian sly smiled slyly, "If any of you are behind me when you take the exam, I guarantee that you can take the second exam, as for the first, it is naturally a handsome guy, haha." “

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed again, and many people discussed, "I'll go, this guy is really thick-skinned, which means to teach us to copy him." “

Subsequently, everyone "cut", they have seen shameless, but they have never seen such shamelessness; However, when I heard him speak, it was quite like a stand-up comedy, and the joy was infinite.

"Oops, kidding." Lin Tian made an orchid-fingered hand shape, and said very sissy;

Many people at the scene are used to Lin Tian's funny speech, and if he is dissatisfied with running the train, it will make people feel uncomfortable.

"I know that many people on the scene don't like boring study, and that's the same for me, and I don't like it either, and who doesn't like to play games and bubble girls." Lin Tian said;

After hearing Lin Tian's words, many people nodded by default; Just imagine sitting alone in a study room where you can't speak, looking at the obscure knowledge in the book, either your head is sleepy or your head is fugue, and there is no efficiency at all.

At this time, someone in the audience asked, "Although you said that it makes sense, how did you do it?" ”

Lin Tian's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "This classmate asked well, if you want to know the secrets of my study, please call 74174174741." ”

"Hahaha." The audience laughed, the person who asked the question just now also turned red, although Lin Tian had no malicious intent, it was just a joke, but it was quite embarrassing.

"Haha, do you mind this classmate, I was joking with you just now." Lin Tian hurriedly apologized, after all, he was not familiar with him, and the relationship was not like Li Ming and a few of them, so they could casually insert two brothers. "Actually, the way to get good grades in the exam is very simple, and this method requires external forces."

After everyone heard his words, their eyes were confused, and they still need to rely on external forces to learn? Isn't that a bit too mysterious? How it feels like listening to science fiction.

Lin Tian's eyes were very determined, and he said, "With the help of external forces, this is not to ask others to push you, but to seek a little stimulation and interest from the outside world." ”

"Oh." And so it was with the mouths of the people.

However, Lin Tian's eyes became very obscene, and he said lustfully, "For example, if you learn this knowledge point, you can let your girlfriend kiss you, or that inappropriate thing for children, I think everyone should understand; Give yourself a reward. ”

Lin Tian's words immediately resonated with all the boys in the audience, and many girls felt ashamed when they heard Lin Tian's words.

"What about a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend?" Someone at the scene asked boldly;

"Hey, this is simple, if you don't have a girlfriend, isn't there a? Let them reward you. Lin Tianyin said with a smile;

Everyone is more and more appreciative of Lin Tian's character of daring to say and do, who said that Xueba is that kind of stupid melon? Who said that a top student is not funny? Who said that a scholar is a righteous gentleman? Lin Tian is not a fool, Lin Tian is very funny, Lin Tian may be a righteous gentleman.

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Lin Tian didn't say anything about the whole process? Because he really has nothing to say? For this kind of person who doesn't go to class all day, where can I go to tell them my experience?

However, it was Lin Tian's speech video that was recorded and transmitted to the campus network, and for a while, the click-through rate of the campus network soared, and it seems that it is difficult for Lin Tian to keep a low profile.

Lin Tian, as the person concerned, didn't pay too much attention to this kind of thing; It's like a nobody all day long, but it's easy to live.

Time always passes quietly at the moment when I am not aware of it, and in the blink of an eye, it is the day of cultural exchange between the island country school and Chukyo University.