Chapter 056: Blow up the card
"Damn, what kind of bullshit restaurant are you, eating fried noodles, and you can actually eat a pair of shoe belts ......?" Because Fang Tianbao's throat was pressed against him with an iron rod, it seemed very difficult to speak.
"Shoelaces ......?" Although Fang Tianbao was also holding five or six machetes around his neck, he was not afraid at all. The most important thing in mixing in the Tao is not courage, but eyesight. Just now, Fang Tianbao glanced over and found that the dozen or so buddies brought by the Shooting God were all mud legs. Even if they really stretched their necks over, they didn't dare to really pull it.
Now, those buddies who were holding knives against Fang Tianbao's neck were actually even more scared than Fang Tianbao. Because, Fang Tianbao had already felt that the knives in each of their hands were trembling. It's like being electrified.
"You mean, you ate shoelaces in our shop? You have this blessing, why the hell don't you go to Beijing and go to people with license plates? When the god of archery said "shoelaces" for the second time, Fang Tianbao didn't need to listen to the god of shooting's explanation, and he roughly knew. That's right, tonight, the shooting god is to bring people to dismantle the scene. Not to mention eating a shoelace in fried noodles, or eating mosquitoes in fried noodles, it is impossible.
The new store opened in order to make a good impression on everyone. In the past few days, Brother Fang Tianbao has been busy for a long time. Last night, even Fang Tianbao's mother cleaned here until more than two o'clock in the evening. Just now, the god of archery first brought three brothers and pretended to come in for dinner. The four of them slapped vigorously on the table and slapped fifty pieces that could not be broken again. Then, the god of archery shouted: "Give me four plates of fried noodles, beef!" ”
"I'm running out of beef, I'm going to eat it somewhere else!" Pipiru knew that they were here to find fault with the gods, and he just wanted to drive them away. As a result, the Ninth Master stopped him.
"It's all guests!" The Ninth Master motioned to pour water for the shooting gods. Five minutes later, when the Ninth Master brought the fried noodles to the four of them, they hadn't eaten a few bites. In the four plates of fried noodles, a total of four "treasures" were found.
The first baby, a brother of the god of shooting, found a cockroach in the fried noodles. The cockroach was as thick as a thumb. Until now, that huge little strong man was still placed on the table as a violent corpse.
The second treasure was carefully discovered by one of the one-eyed dragon brothers of the Archery. He picked out a big nail with his chopsticks in his plate of fried noodles. The nail, eight centimeters long, was crooked and rusty.
The third baby is even more peculiar. They even found a condom in a plate of fried noodles. That's right, it's condoms. I don't know exactly what brand it is. Anyway, when they pulled it out with chopsticks, it was very long.
The fourth baby was pulled out by the archery god himself with chopsticks. That's right, it was a red pair of sneaker laces about fifty centimeters long.
Fang Tianbao glanced at the shoes of the shooting god, smiled, and said, "Damn, if you want to put the shoelaces, just put the two together." Our ninth master has good craftsmanship, and I promise to fry a Chinese knot for you. Wouldn't it be more chewy for you to eat? ”
"Fang Tianbao, you don't talk nonsense. Eating a bowl of broken fried noodles actually made us eat so many things, what do you say...... "Now, the attitude of shooting God is obviously much more tactful. Because, with squinted eyes, he saw that the twelve brothers he had brought with him had now gone and scattered.
Visually, there are only five left that can be used now. Moreover, the remaining five brothers, and three others, actually asked the ninth master to take them upstairs for questioning. That's right, just now, the twelve brothers brought by the god of archery. Seven have already gone.
Of the seven brothers, four of them were automatically scared away. When they saw Fang Tianbao for the first time, they pretended to answer the phone one by one and sneaked away. There are also three brothers, Yao Xiaoming stuffed each of them with a bag of Furong King, which was regarded as giving them a little step down. The three of them accepted the King of Hibiscus, and they had the steps down, so they accepted it when they saw it.
Two minutes later, the Ninth Master and the three brothers who shot the god also walked down from the stairs with a smile.
"Okay, they're all brothers, don't say anything. In the future, you guys, remember to come here often......"
The ninth master and the three brothers shook hands one by one and said goodbye. The three brothers who shot the god nodded and apologized to the ninth master while going out upside down: "Ninth master, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......."
"Damn, what the hell do you mean? Could it be that before the fight was fought, his own people were absorbed by the other party? The shooting god opened his mouth wide and was at a loss for what to do.
At this moment, his heart is cool and cool.
"Forget it, Brother Shooter, Brother Blade are all his own people, let's not make it so difficult to clean up. Today's matter, it's our ...... wrong" Even the one-eyed dragon brother beside the Archery God stood on Fang Tianbao's side and spoke.
"One-eyed dragon, are you fucking going backwards? Eat inside and out, if Brother Gray knows, he won't pick your skin...... "Brother Gray said by the god of shooting is the prince gray."
"One-eyed dragon, in the future, if Brother Gray finds your fault, you will take him to me, okay?" Fang Tianbao took the steel pipe, patted the one-eyed dragon on the shoulder, and said with a smile.
"Eh, okay, with Brother Bao's words, my one-eyed dragon will be relieved......" After the one-eyed dragon finished speaking, he put the knife in his hand down, and then, when he left, he spat at the shooting god, and said coldly: "Brother Gray, damn, last time you two went to the Overseas Chinese Hotel to find a sister, you knew that I was alone with my one-eyed dragon, you think Lao Tzu has no gun on him......"
It seems that this one-eyed dragon has long been dissatisfied with the shooting god behind his back.
"Okay, just now, Brother Bao has made things very clear. If you are willing to follow Brother Bao, come, after smoking this cigarette, you will be your own person. If you don't want to follow Brother Bao, Brother Bao will not be forced to stay. It's just that the knife and stick won't grow eyes in the future. When the time comes, don't say anything, Brother Bao didn't leave you a way back......" Pipiru came over to scatter cigarettes with a few brothers, and at the same time gave them a final mobilization.
"Okay, let's smoke this cigarette. In the future, let's mess with Brother Bao...... "The remaining brothers, one by one, finally made up their minds.
"Alright, brothers, I'm glad I suffered today. The shop opened today, and in the future, you will have to appreciate it more. Xiaofeng, come, wrap a red envelope for a few masters, what it means......" As soon as Fang Tianbao finished saying this, the brothers were immediately frightened and hurriedly said that they had something to do. To be honest, how can there be any reason for Brother Bao to give them red envelopes? Today, Brother Bao didn't keep a few of them in mind, which was already a blessing for them.
"Well, today, I'm going to shoot God, fucking admit it. Holy shit, you stinky fools, wait for Brother Gray to come back and see how he cleans you up......" Shooting God just said. I only heard a "pop ......". Pipiru gave him a big slap in the face.
"Tell you, this is how Brother Gray cleaned up your ......" Pipiru slapped him, and spat in his face, saying: "Don't look at today's opening, Lao Tzu will let you swallow your shoelaces today." A few brothers who had just left, when they heard a slap in the face in the restaurant, they not only did not look back, but accelerated their pace.
"Pipiru, you're fucking looking for death...... "Archery was slapped in the face and was also angry. He just wanted to pull out the knife from his waist, only to see a cold kitchen knife on his neck again. That's right, it's the Ninth Master. The ninth master, known as "Brother Blade" in the rivers and lakes.
"If you want to die, come back next time when the team is strong. We are here, nine o'clock in the morning, eleven o'clock in the evening, and we will work as usual on holidays......" The ninth master finished speaking, and then gently twisted his hand. The white-flowered kitchen knife circled around the thick neck of the shooting god, and turned half a circle. Immediately, a horizontal, straight red line appeared on the neck of the shooting god.
The red line slowly widens and slowly turns red. Blood flowed down the veins in the neck.
"This time, the Ninth Master only scratched you two millimeters. No injections, no pills, when you go back, you can put on ten band-aids in a row. Next time, if you come again, the ninth master will prepare a thicker gift for you. Draw a line two centimeters deep for you. When the time comes, let's see, can you hang your head with five pounds and eight taels......" After the ninth master finished speaking, he threw the kitchen knife in his hand hard. The kitchen knife threw a graceful arc and ate steadily into the wood of the kitchen cutting board.
"Mom...... Help......" The archer covered his neck that had been cut in half a circle, was so frightened that he didn't dare to turn his head back, shook off his legs, and rushed to the road on the spot. A truck almost ran him over into a picture.
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"Wouldn't it? Ninth Master, you just let him go...... Brother Bao, my hands are still itchy......" Fang Tianbao saw that the Ninth Master had let the God of Gambling go, and he was a little unsatisfied.
"Itchy, just take this and count it......," the Ninth Master said, throwing a bulging wallet from a distance. When I opened it, it was full of one hundred and one hundred bills.
"Who's?" Pipiru and Yao Xiaoming were both amazed.
"Who else could it be? Of course, it was the door-to-door gift money they brought......" After speaking, the ninth master took out two more wallets from his trouser pockets. One is for Yao Xiaoming, and the other is for Pipiru.
"Damn, Ninth Master, you can do it! People just eat fried noodles, and you directly confiscate other people's wallets......" Fang Tianbao had to give Jiu Ye a thumbs up.
"If they really come to eat my ninth master's fried noodles, they will be as much as they want, and my ninth master won't take a penny. If you come here to make trouble, the door won't be ......" After speaking, the ninth master went upstairs. It is said that upstairs, there are also three wallets and an iPhone.
"Brother Bao, come and see, this is the wallet of the shooting god. Wow, there are more than 4,000 in it. This kid is really a rich second generation, and he carries so much money with him...... "When Pipiru counted the money, his eyes were bright.
"Pippi, take five hundred. Turn around and open a decent room with Xiaofeng. The rest of the money will be returned to the public and kept for our future activities. Fang Tianbao gave Pipiru five hundred yuan and asked him to take it to open a house. Pipiru, this kid, has been short of money recently, and he always takes Xia Xiaofeng to those sloppy places. Several times, Xia Xiaofeng was non-violent and uncooperative.
"Brother Bao, what should I do with these cards......?" Yao Xiaoming asked.
"The meal card of the fourth middle school, keep it first. Early tomorrow morning, as soon as the school supermarket opens, you will blow up the card. I've heard that this kid has at least a thousand dollars in his card. You start with a few good cigarettes and then a few good bottles of wine. Turn around, get here, everyone have a good drink...... "The meal card of the fourth middle school can be swiped casually." It is said that some people took their meal cards and went to the supermarket of No. 4 Middle School to brush condoms and sanitary napkins.
"Brother Bao, look, there's a USB flash drive here...... Pipiru found a USB flash drive in the wallet of the shooting god.
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