Chapter 11: You're a Big Trouble!
The conversation was immediately deadlocked.
Yun Yang's face didn't matter.
Ji Ling, a woman in Tsing Yi, was crazy on her face and gritted her teeth. After returning to the inn last night, the little monkey was just sullen, and he didn't eat anything, looking preoccupied......
Ji Ling suddenly had a whim, so he came to the door today, but he didn't expect this product to have such an attitude.
Lao Mei was beside her, with an indescribable embarrassed dry smile on her face. For the dialogue of his son's extreme lack of emotional intelligence, he has vomited seven hundred and thirty-two times in his heart.
There are only a thousand phantom spirit monkeys, climbing up and down on Yun Yang's body, indescribably happy. He kept squeaking with joy, and he was full of energy.
Two people, facing a tea table, sat awkwardly opposite each other.
Ahem, Yun Yang naturally has nothing to be embarrassed about, but Ji Ling is embarrassed.
I've never encountered this in my life!
"I'm so sorry. Yun Yang said apologetically: "The humble house is shabby, and there have been no guests for too long, so that there is no tea in the house...... The hospitality is not good, and I ask the girl to forgive me. ”
Lao Mei almost fainted again.
Who said we have no tea at home?
Ji Ling's black and white eyes looked at Yun Yang's handsome face, and any picky woman in the world couldn't find the slightest fault, and the speechlessness in his heart was already turning over the river and the sea!
For a long time......
"Hehehe......" Ji Ling shook his head while laughing: "I'm not afraid of Yun Gongzi's jokes, Ji Ling has grown to such a big age, similar to Yun Gongzi's treatment today, but it is really the first time in his life." Or rather, the only time in my life. ”
Yun Yang Zhengse said: "The girl is wrong. ”
Ji Ling said: "Huh?"
Yun Yang said: "In everything, since there is a first time, there will be a second time! This is a law that must be followed regardless of whether it is the human world or any world. Perhaps this is the first time that the girl has encountered such treatment today, but she will often encounter it in the future. ”
He smiled: "Girl, slowly, you will find ...... Hey, in fact, this kind of treatment ...... I'm used to it......"
Ji Ling stared at the big black and white eyes, looking at Yun Yang's face that made women couldn't help but be jealous, and there was no more amazing feeling in his heart.
The only thought now is to smash this handsome face with a hard punch!
Just smash it!
"This girl has never seen such a wicked man. Ji Ling's delicate body trembled and gritted her teeth. She thinks that her self-cultivation is already very good, and compared with her peers, she doesn't know how much it exceeds. However, the casual words of this guy in front of her can make her can't help but have the urge to kill!
"The girl will see more and more in the future. Yun Yang was calm and said: "In the world, how can there be so many gentlemen who have been seen by the girl alone? ”
Ji Ling snorted coldly and sneered: "It seems that Yun Gongzi also has self-knowledge, and he can actually know that he is not a gentleman." ”
Yun Yang Zhengse said: "Girl, please don't insult me. ”
Ji Ling said: "You yourself admit that you are not a gentleman, can you blame this girl for insulting you?"
Yun Yang said solemnly: "What does this son mean to say...... Please don't insult me with the word gentleman. Whether you say that I am not a gentleman or that I am a gentleman, it is an insult to me. ”
“......”
Ji Ling was dumbfounded.
Such a brazen person, and can speak so justifiably, Ji Ling admits that this is the only person he has seen in his life.
I was stunned for a long time, and suddenly I giggled.
Yun Yang was stunned.
Shouldn't this woman just go away in a rage? Why did she laugh instead?
Ji Ling smiled and said, "I know that Yun Gongzi doesn't welcome me, but I'm curious, can I ask Yun Gongzi a few questions?"
Yun Yang said helplessly: "What's the problem?"
"Childe and I have never known each other in our lives, but we only met once last night. But I don't know why this is so?" Ji Ling asked with interest: "I wish I had left here immediately, and I would never see it again." I really don't understand, Yun Gongzi, why is that?"
Yun Yang grinned and was about to speak, but he saw Ji Ling on the other side raise a hand and said, "Young Master Yun, there is no need to talk nonsense. If Yun Gongzi is willing to really explain to me, then I will turn around and leave, and I will never be a villain here that the master hates. ”
Yun Yang pondered for a moment, looking at her with an inquiring gaze.
Ji Ling nodded solemnly, indicating that he was not lying.
Yun Yang's expression also became solemn, and he smiled lightly: "The first reason is because Yun doesn't like people to enter my life. I like to be quiet. The second most important reason is that the girl is here, which represents a big trouble, and what Yun is most afraid of in his life is trouble. ”
Ji Ling was puzzled and said, "I can accept the first explanation, but the second ...... How can you be sure, what am I carrying...... Big trouble?"
Yun Yang smiled faintly: "First, the process of the girl's first meeting with me last night was actually not very pleasant. Second, the girl carries a thousand phantom spirit monkeys and other heaven and earth spiritual objects, indicating that the girl's identity is definitely not ordinary. ”
Ji Ling nodded in acknowledgement.
In an ordinary family, who would let a little girl run around with an eight-rank Xuan Beast cub?
"Thirdly, the girl's present appearance is false, and fourthly, the girl's present name is false. Yun Yang said affirmatively.
Ji Ling's eyes rolled and said, "Ahem, it's not very true...... Well, you make sense. ”
"Well, the girl came here incognito. The identity is not ordinary, but he is alone...... Generally, as a girl, you should be accompanied by a master when traveling...... But not. So...... The girl must have run away from home. This is the fifth. ”
Ji Ling coughed twice and nodded slightly.
"All of the above alone has already constituted a super big problem. Yun Yang sighed.
"Is there anything else?" asked Ji Ling.
"Of course, there are others. Yun Yang continued to sigh: "Sixth, although the girl is easy to look at, Yun is not blind in both eyes; the girl has clear eyes, thick eyebrows, and a pointed chin, but the neck skin under the two sides of the chin is not the same; one side is slightly white, and the other side is a normal complexion. The difference is negligible. ”
Ji Ling's face turned red and said, "What about this?" If Yun Yang hadn't said it, she wouldn't have noticed that the color under the sides of her chin was actually different?
This can only prove one thing, the girl is an extremely arrogant person, and there are basically not many people who can usually be put in the eyes of the girl. Yun Yang said: "So the girl has developed a habit, that is, ...... Accustomed to tilting your head and lifting your chin to one side to look at people. ”
Ji Ling frowned and thought about it, it seems that what this guy said also has some truth? When he usually looks at those guys, doesn't he just tilt his head, raise his chin, and look at it obliquely?
"With a girl's temperament, she should be able to go away angrily if she doesn't agree with her. Yun Yang said: "Moreover, I definitely can't stand a little grievance." ”
"I don't know what I'm saying, right?" Yun Yang looked at Ji Ling with a smile.
"What do you mean...... Probably...... Almost. "Ji Ling is a little weak-hearted. Because Yun Yang was all right. To say that you are arrogant is a tact, but in fact it should be arrogant......
"Well, but the girl is so stubborn and haughty, and after not seeing each other very pleasantly last night, she actually came to visit this morning. ”
Yun Yang said: "Moreover, after being treated coldly, although she was angry, she was still forcibly restraining herself from getting angry, which is really commendable for the girl." ”
"Since the girl is willing to wronged herself, she must stay with me, then...... It must be for a very important matter. Yun Yang said: "The eighth is the conclusion...... can make a girl with such a noble status, run away from home, stubborn, and willful character, and do important things that she has to do at the expense of wronging...... And it has to do with me, then, it's not a big problem, but what is it?"
Yun Yang sighed: "Such a family, such trouble, with Yun's current status, where would he dare to get involved......?" The girl had better go early. Hello, the guest away. ”
Ji Ling was stunned.
The other party actually thinks that he is a trouble......
"You're right. I have something I need your help with. Ji Ling couldn't help laughing: "It's amazing, even this can be seen." ”
Yun Yang frowned and said: "I have already explained it clearly, and the girl also thinks that what I said makes sense, so please fulfill the promise of the girl and leave quickly." ”
Ji Ling blinked and said, "But you should always know, what am I looking for you?"
Yun Yang Eight Wind did not move, and said, "I'm sorry, I don't want to know." What I want to see most is that the girl does what she just said, as long as I explain it clearly, you turn around and leave. Won't be a villain who makes the owner hate. ”
Ji Ling laughed dryly and said cautiously: "Yes, what I said just now is ...... As soon as you explain clearly, I'll turn around and leave. But now the question is...... I didn't turn around. ”
“......”
Yun Yang's eyes bulged out. looked at the fat chick in front of him, for a while, he had nothing to say.
Ji Ling's eyes rolled, and he grinned, "Look, I don't turn around...... How? You say yes?"
Turning his head to look at Lao Mei, he said, "Well, this housekeeper, you see that your son-in-law has said so much, he must be thirsty...... You see he's sweating all over his head, go get some tea." ”
Lao Mei looked at Yun Yang's expression, and only felt that her stomach was twitching.
It is the first time in my life to see my son-in-law so deflated.
Childe's forehead is sweating? That's not thirst, that's urgency! Auntie, you don't count, can he not be in a hurry?
"Why don't you speak?" Yun Yang was angry, he had so many secrets and so many things to do, how could he be entangled by this little girl?
"I'm ......" Ji Ling's eyes rolled again: "...... Why do you have to talk about it?"
"Words don't count, what kind of heroes are heroes. ”
Yun Yang was stunned. The other party actually confidently admits that talking doesn't count!
"I'm not a hero. Ji Lingyi was stern: "I am a little woman, not a hero, hehe......hee"
Yun Yang rubbed his temples and rolled his eyes to the sky.
The Thousand Phantom Spirit Monkey thought that Yun Yang, a good person, was going to play with him, so he climbed on top of Yun Yang's head excitedly and hung down. The red ass is facing Yun Yang's eyes.
"Oh......" Yun Yang groaned, and in an instant he felt a headache.
Lao Mei had already gone to prepare tea...... Yun Yang felt that he should deduct Lao Mei's salary, but he didn't have his consent......
"Listen patiently, what I'm going to do with you, Yun Gongzi. Ji Ling grinned. In Yun Yang's eyes, this smile is like a little fox who has successfully stolen chickens.
Obviously, he is the poor little chicken.