After crying for ten minutes, the group began to drink, one by one, as if they had been beaten with tiger blood, saying that they wanted to do a lot of work and contribute to the harmony of yin and yang.

Wu Mazi held my hands: "Vice President Wang, you can explain the task!" ”

I nodded: "Take your time, it will take more than half a month to get down the task seriously, you can go back and wait for the letter, and then I will contact you with President Zhao!" ”

Wu Mazi listened carefully to my words, and his face changed: "Vice President Wang, is the irrigation you said true?" Can you show us a demo? It's not that my brother doesn't believe you, it's that my brother hasn't seen you! It's not easy for us to come once, can Vice President Wang open our eyes? ”

If it weren't for him in the future, I would have to let Diao Zetian stab him to death with an iron needle!

I said enthusiastically, "No problem, no problem!" Then he shouted around, "One lamp, where is one lamp dead?" ”

A lamp suddenly walked out from behind a pair of tables, chairs and benches on the east side, followed by a reddened face behind him, and the old man said with a big grin: "What are you calling me for?" ”

"......," I asked, "what are you two doing?" ”

"Talk about life! Talk about ideals! ”

I was speechless for a moment, and after holding it for a long time, I said: "Go find a wire and connect it, I want a 220V power supply!" By the way, find another voltmeter! ”

"Gotcha! Let's do it! "The old man went to touch it.

……

Ten minutes later, more than 400 people in the whole venue gathered around me, looking at me quietly, with a thick expectation in their eyes, I mysteriously held the two ends of the wire, connected to the voltmeter, and suddenly, the needle of the voltmeter jumped to the position of 220.

I asked everyone, "Everyone, see clearly, this is a 220V household electricity, right?" ”

A few people who were closer immediately replied loudly:

"That's right!"

"Exactly!"

I carefully put the wire next to me, took a fruit knife in my hand, plucked a hair from the head of the blow lamp, put it on the blade, and blew it hard, and all of a sudden, the hair became in half!

I continued to ask, "Guys, can you see clearly, this is a fruit knife that sharpens iron like mud and blows up its hairs, right?" ”

"Exactly!"

I shouted, "Everyone, please watch, the next is the moment to witness the miracle!" ”

It was too late, but it was too late, so I grabbed the fruit knife and stabbed myself in the thigh! Suddenly, a rod of blood spurted out.

Exclamations rang out all around:

"! It's really good to get your hands on! ”

"Damn, this meeting didn't come in vain, it's really exciting!"

Wu Mazi, who was squatting in front of me, wiped the blood on his face: "Vice President Wang, your blood is salty enough?" You need to watch your blood sugar! ”

I pulled out the bloody knife and held it in my hand: "Everyone, please see, this knife has penetrated two inches into the flesh, and it happened to pierce the major artery!" Do you have any doubts? ”

"Nope!"

"Absolutely not, Vice President Wang, you hurry up and pour your body, don't die for a while!"

I didn't think the scene was warm enough, and then said: "This knife is actually just a gift, and the next knife is the point, everyone, please see!" ”

After saying that, I plunged a knife into my stomach!

Just as everyone was about to scream, the door of the venue was suddenly slammed open, because I was surrounded by a crowd, and I couldn't see how many people broke in, only to hear a middle-aged man shouting fiercely:

"Which one is Wang Damin, give me Lao Tzu and I'll get out! Damn, don't be so strong, Lao Tzu will give you some blood today! ”

"Is there anything wrong with you?" Listen to the voice, it should be Ouyang who speaks!

"Lao Tzu was entrusted by Feng Gongzi, Qi Gongzi, and Chang Gongzi to teach Wang Damin, a little miscellaneous hair who doesn't know the height of the sky!" The middle-aged man had an arrogant attitude and didn't take the four hundred of us in his eyes at all.

"Oh! He's in the middle! Come on, big guy, let's go, hurry up! Move and let Section Chief Wang come out. "Ouyang maintains order.

In a moment, a passage was made in the crowd, and I limped out. I saw more than 100 people standing at the door, and the man who spoke was standing in the center, looking to be in his forties, bald, with a few scars on his face and head, his face was full of meat, he was holding a baseball bat in his hand, and he was wearing a lace vest. The people behind the man were about twenty or so, with all kinds of head shapes, some swearing, some chewing gum, some spitting, all shaking with dicks in their hands, and I could feel that half of the group had never fought, and they did it to relieve their tension.

Even if they pretend to be like this, they will be dumbfounded when they see me!

At this time, I was bleeding from my thighs, with a fruit knife in my stomach, a five-dollar red river in my mouth, and this beer bottle in my left hand, my body was still trembling, and I asked the middle-aged man, "Is there something wrong?" ”

Although, I was in a lot of pain, but after experiencing those few lightning strikes, my current ability to endure is extremely strong, and in order to pretend to be B, I have no problem holding up for another half an hour.

The bald middle-aged man was stunned for more than ten seconds, eighty percent of them had never seen someone like me who could still drink beer, and this guy asked with some horror: "You are Wang Damin?" ”

I spat out a blood-stained beer: "yes, who the hell are you?" What are you doing with a baseball bat? Didn't you watch us meet here? ”

The bald head was already a little unfavorable when he spoke: "My name is Han ...... Sixth, kid...... You...... Offended Chang Gongzi and them, I ...... I'm here to do peace! ”

I pulled out the fruit knife, and immediately blood overflowed, I shook the blood on the fruit knife and walked over to him: "How flat?" ”

The bald head suddenly couldn't hold it anymore: "You...... Don't come here, you have something to say! ”

Some of the younger brothers behind him had already bent over and began to vomit, and a short thin man was clinging to his bald head, his eyes were as wide as bull's eyes at this time, and he looked left and right in a panic, seeing that the posture was about to run!

I walked up to the bald head: "Didn't you say you were going to level me?" I'm standing right in front of you, why don't you do it? Didn't you say you were going to give me some blood? Hold on, I'm afraid my blood will drain in a while! ”

The bald head's stomach was already trembling a little: "Dude, I haven't touched you at all." As he spoke, he said to a younger brother behind him: "Hurry up, hurry up and record it, what's the matter, it's not what we did, you can't rely on us!" ”

I spat out: "Since you don't do it, let's get out!" ”

The bald head twitched his face and said to me, "Can you retreat!" ”

I smiled and took a few steps back, I wanted to see what tricks he could play.

The bald head turned around and began to touch, and after looking at it for a long time, he pointed to a person who was about the same size as me and said, "You, come here." ”

The young man in his twenties was called bald, and his face suddenly turned like ashes, and he desperately shouted: "Sixth brother, sixth brother, why am I again?" ”

The bald head said viciously: "Paralysis, if you want to come, you will come, don't want money?" ”

The guy walked to the bald head in despair and began to raise his hands to protect his head, and then, with a wave of the bald head, more than 100 people punched and kicked the guy, and there was a person next to him who was holding a camera to record, and the guy lying on the ground screamed again and again, and the scene was miserable.

When they were done, I asked the bald head, "Dude, what do you mean by that?" ”

The bald head wiped his sweat: "Brother Wang, you NB, you must know that your job is so difficult to do, I won't come here today!" I can't come for nothing, I can't come for nothing, at least I have to earn back the taxi money and cigarette money, I will use this video to ask Chang Gongzi for money in a while, and ask Brother Wang to give him a way out, don't say it! ”

“……”

The bald head hugged his fists and said: "Brother Wang, if the green mountains do not change the green water, we will have no time in the future!" ”

After saying that, the bald head led a group of little brothers to run away, and in the blink of an eye, the group of people disappeared as if they had never appeared at all!

I smiled at the crowd and said, "A bunch of teasers! ”

Suddenly, Niu Er began to applaud, and his mouth was still admiring: "Soldiers are not bloody, soldiers are not bloody!" This is the soldier who surrenders without a fight! Vice President Wang is really talented! ”

Immediately after, the whole house burst into applause.

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Low-key, low-key!" ”

Niu Er shouted again: "Vice President Wang, young talent, is not chaotic in the face of danger, you see, this intestine has come out, and it looks like someone is fine!" ”

I pretended to be b: "Come, don't be disturbed by those thieves, everyone continue to watch me perform the infusion!" ”

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