Chapter 2 It's Terrible to Be Uneducated!
Seeing Ye Feng staring at his chest, Tang Xiaoxiao didn't know what this guy was talking about, and his face suddenly turned red.
Then he lowered his head and looked at it seriously, pouted and said, "Aren't they very big, not as big as Sister Allure." ”
Not too big, huh?
As a man who is serious and realistic, Ye Feng felt that he couldn't be sloppy, so he glanced at it again, two eyes, three eyes, four, five, six, seven or eight eyes.
Looking at the tall and slender little beauty again, after comparison, as well as scientific analysis and calculation, Ye Feng came to a rigorous conclusion: this girl is not small, but too big!
Sister, if your scale is still small, then this little beauty is estimated to be called "Princess Taiping", is she really small, okay?
This girl still wants her best friend to live, it's so unsympathetic.
In order to reverse her point of view, Ye Feng said seriously: "Xiaoxiao, you are not small at all, you look at others, you can't be insatiable." ”
"yes, Ke'er is really small, it's so pitiful." Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at Lin Ke'er's deflated chest, and said with sympathy in her eyes.
"Ahhh Enough is enough for the two of you! ”
Lin Keer is about to go crazy with anger, her small breasts are the pain in her heart, but now it's good, not only her best friend, but even a strange man is full of sympathy, it's really annoying!
"Ke'er, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that you have small breasts." Tang Xiaoxiao said with a flattering smile.
Lin Ke'er felt that her heart had been shot again, and she glared at this lower abdomen fiercely, and she was depressed in her heart.
You can't be too angry with your best friend, but to Ye Feng, Lin Ke'er is not polite, and waved her little fist and said viciously: "Pervert, look at it again, gouge out your eyes!" ”
"I don't have two taels of meat on my chest, what's there to see?"
Ye Feng pursed his lips, and then his eyes fell on Tang Xiaoxiao's body, well, this is still interesting. Why is there such a big difference between people and people, look at how generous Tang Xiaoxiao is, besides, if you don't lose a piece of meat, you use it so much, no wonder your breasts are so small.
"Pervert, you are not allowed to stare at Xiaoxiao!"
Lin Ke'er's eyes were about to erupt with fire, and he gritted his teeth with hatred, did this beast still have a little shame!
"Xiaoxiao, let's change the table, this bastard is a rogue pervert, beast, turtle and king bastard!"
Lin Keer, who was unhappy with Ye Feng in her heart, scolded Ye Feng for a bloody head, and was about to pull her best friend away.
Ye Feng was speechless, he didn't see that this chick was quite sharp in scolding.
Tang Xiaoxiao winked at Ye Feng with a smile, didn't move her body, and said to the angry Lin Ke'er: "Ke'er, do you think there is still a vacant place now?" ”
Lin Ke'er looked around, and sure enough, it was gone, and hummed: "Then let's go home!" I don't want to see this beast anyway! ”
"Ke'er, haven't you had enough fun? Hehe, I guess the eldest sister is looking for you everywhere now, and you won't have a chance next time. I don't care, if you really want to leave, then let's go back! Tang Xiaoxiao said with a smile.
“……”
Lin Ke'er's little face was obviously a little hesitant, she had secretly run out tonight, and if she went back, it would be even more rare to come to the bar once. Usually, her sister is very strict with her and doesn't let her go to some entertainment places.
"Okay."
In the end, Lin Ke'er still didn't resist Tang Xiaoxiao's persuasion, glared at Ye Feng unkindly, and sat down.
Tang Xiaoxiao winked at Ye Feng again, and smiled slyly, with a little smugness on his face.
This girl looks like a little girl who hasn't grown up, but it's actually a fairy.
"My name is Tang Xiaoxiao, and 'Xiao' is the 'Xiao' of knowing, not the 'small' of the size." Tang Xiaoxiao corrected.
"Oh. So that's the case, I'll just say, how can this scale be small. ”
Ye Feng made a look of sudden realization, and introduced with a smile: "My name is Ye Feng." 'Leaf' is the 'leaf' of the leaf, and 'maple' is the 'maple' of parking and sitting in love with the maple forest. ”
"Ye Feng? Giggles, and poetic names. Tang Xiaoxiao chuckled.
Lin Ke'er glared at Tang Xiaoxiao and said, "Xiaoxiao, don't talk to this rascal. Look at how hooligan he is, he even introduces a name with a yellow color, and he is definitely not a good person. ”
"Hey, Princess Taiping, why am I not a good person anymore? Parking sits in love with the maple forest in the evening, and the frost leaves are red in February. This is the poem of the great poet Du Mu of the Tang Dynasty! It's terrible to be uneducated! Ye Feng said dissatisfiedly.
"Princess Taiping? …… I'm uneducated? ……”
Lin Ke'er's lungs were about to explode, and her eyes were spitting fire at Ye Feng, if her eyes could kill people, it was estimated that Ye Feng would have been cut by a thousand knives by now.
Her face became redder and redder, her breath became thicker and thicker, she gritted her teeth hard, her chest could not help but rise and fall, and her anger rose and flowed upward.
endured it for three seconds, and finally, she was poked in the sore spot, making her unbearable!
"Beast, Miss Ben and you are fighting!"
Lin Ke'er stood up suddenly, and then slammed a powder fist towards Ye Feng's eyes.
Not to mention, don't look at this girl's delicate body, the speed and power of the punch are not small, this punch is very powerful.
The difference between her and Ye Feng is only a table, and she can touch it with her hand, such a short distance, and it is a sudden outbreak, Lin Ke'er believes that this punch will definitely beat Ye Feng's bastard into a panda.
Hmph, tell you to bully me, call me Princess Taiping, tell you that I am uneducated, tell you to stare at Xiaoxiao's chest, and my aunt will not beat you to death!
Thinking that Ye Feng was beaten into a panda eye by himself, Lin Ke'er felt a burst of pleasure in his heart, and the force he used was even greater!
Syllable!
A crisp thud rang out.
Lin Ke'er suddenly found that her hand couldn't move, and when she looked down, she found that she was tightly grasped by the bastard.
She tried hard to break free, but found that she could not do anything, no matter how much strength she used, she never moved, and her face was flushed.
Ye Feng looked at Lin Ke'er, who refused to admit defeat, with a smile, and teased: "Princess Taiping, you haven't eaten, use your strength to breastfeed." ”
"Come on, come on!" Tang Xiaoxiao on the side not only did not persuade the fight, but added fuel to the fire, looking lively, and excited.
Lin Ke'er was angry, but she couldn't break free, and suddenly her other fist hit Ye Feng's eyes.
Syllable.
The small fist was held by Ye Feng again.
Wow, this princess of Taiping's little hands are full of slippery and greasy, they are so weak and boneless, and they feel so good.
"Beast, let me go!"
Feeling that Ye Feng was touching his little hand, Lin Ke'er was ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily.
"Don't let go." I haven't touched it enough, what a pity to put it in.
"You're still not a man, are you?" Lin Keer said angrily, how can there be such a shameless man.
Ye Feng spread his legs, straightened up, and said with a smile: "You touch!" ”
"Pervert!" Lin Ke'er's pretty face turned crimson, turned her face away, and scolded hatefully.
Tang Xiaoxiao was also speechless, but a pair of smart and cunning eyes looked at Ye Feng with a wink, this guy is very funny.
"Don't let it go, don't let me call someone."
"It's okay, but you can't trouble me anymore." Ye Feng bargained.
Lin Ke'er gritted her teeth and said, "Okay." ”
Swish.
Ye Feng let go all of a sudden, Lin Ke'er's center of gravity was unstable, she sat on the chair with her buttocks, and almost broke her ass in half, she screamed in pain, and couldn't help jumping up again and hitting Ye Feng.
"I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in women's mouths! The woman's mouth really can't be believed. Ye Feng turned his head away and said.
"Hmph, this is a woman's right!" Lin Ke'er was not ashamed at all because her words were not counted, but she took it for granted, and kept waving her small fists towards Ye Feng.
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, Brother Ye Feng, you apologize to Ke'er quickly, people are girls, how can you be so rude, my father said that a man who beats a woman is not a good man." Tang Xiaoxiao said to Ye Feng complainingly.
Ye Feng was speechless, weren't you girl excited to cheer just now?
However, he also sensed that Lin Keer was about to go berserk, so he let Lin Keer beat him to vent.
"I'll beat you son of a motherfucker. Let's see if you dare to bully me in the future! ”
Seeing that Ye Feng didn't fight back, Lin Ke'er finally vented all her anger, and kept beckoning Ye Feng with her pink fists, scolding while beating back.
It seems that Ye Feng is indeed angry.
After fighting for a while, Lin Ke'er was out of breath before she stopped panting, but she still didn't give Ye Feng a good look.
Lin Ke'er said flatteringly: "Ke'er, don't fight?" Got out of gas? If you don't have enough, I'll beat him up for you! ”
"Hmph. I'll settle accounts with you when I go back! Lin Ke'er glared at Tang Xiaoxiao.
Tang Xiaoxiao smiled and said seriously: "Brother Ye Feng, Ke'er's name is Lin Ke'er, but she is not Princess Taiping." ”
"Tang Xiaoxiao, you are deliberately angry with me! You traitor, which side of the hell is that! Several times she was poked in the sore spot by Tang Xiaoxiao, and Lin Keer was a little crazy.
Tang Xiaoxiao stuck out her little tongue and smiled with a smile on her face: "Of course it's Ke'er's side." ”
With that cute appearance, Ye Feng couldn't help but want to pinch it on her pink and fair little face, it must feel great.
"Kerr!"
At this moment, a handsome young man dressed in a famous brand walked over.
Hearing someone shouting to herself, Lin Ke'er looked up, her little face suddenly turned cold, she snorted angrily, and ignored it.
When the young man saw Ye Feng, his face was immediately clouded with joy, he stared at Ye Feng with a grim face, and said in a very unkind tone: "Boy, who are you?" ”
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