Chapter 45: Fake Han Lin

"I'm afraid you came out a little early, he hasn't woken up yet," Ziyan said lightly.

Rouzui stared at Han Lin's figure in the distance, sneered and said, "This kid doesn't look like him at all, are you sure it's him?" ”

"It's him, it's just that he hasn't woken up yet, and he doesn't know us," Ziyan said calmly.

Meat bite smash and smash mouth: "Even if he comes to his senses, he will still be the same as before, and he will not be on our side"

Ziyan looked at Han Lin who was climbing over the wall, and said with a twinkle in his eyes: "I think that when he knows what happened to us, he will fight side by side with us."

Meat Chew said disapprenously: "I hope so, you protect him well, don't let him die"

"Where are you going?" Ziyan glanced at the meat chew suspiciously.

Rou Chew raised his head and looked at the bottomless night sky, bared his teeth and smiled: "I'm going to go to the sky to see how those immortals in the immortal class are doing!" ”

Ziyan's face sank, and his tone became serious: "I advise you not to cause trouble, now there are only you and me, besides, he hasn't woken up yet, everything has to wait until he wakes up!" ”

Rou Chew smiled playfully, stretched out his big hand and patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Lao Tzu has waited for him for thousands of years, not worse than this mortal world for decades, haha!" ”

Before the words fell, the body of the meat chew shrank into a ball suddenly, and a loud "boom" shot into the sky like a cannonball, disappearing into the night sky.

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Tonight, Han Lin brought an artifact from the bedroom to the supermarket, because he knew that there were no immortals in the supermarket to buy things in the past two days, and the goods could be sorted out tonight.

After getting to the supermarket to change clothes, Han Lin walked to the shelves and sorted out the last goods, and breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

"Whew... It's finally finished, tired buddy... I haven't done anything else in the past three days, so I just sorted out the goods..."Han Lin muttered while wiping his sweat.

He returned to the counter, looked at the dark street outside the supermarket, and thought to himself that he would probably be alone tonight, so he simply took out the cube machine and played Tetris with great interest.

This cube machine can be regarded as a common memory of the post-80s and post-90s, although the development of the times has eliminated batches of game consoles and games, but Tetris and the remote control of the general cube machine can still awaken the childlike fun in the hearts of the 80s and 90s.

Just as Han Lin was playing Tetris, the door of the supermarket was suddenly pushed open.

"Jingle bell..."

Han Lin thought it was Linglong, but when he looked up, he was instantly stunned.

I saw a person who looked exactly like himself standing at the door of the supermarket, and that person was also wearing the uniform of the fairy supermarket, looking at himself with a smile.

"Holy! What a situation! Are you..."Han Lin put down the cube machine in his hand and walked to the person who looked exactly like himself at the door, he almost thought that there was a mirror hanging at the door, because they didn't look alike, Han Lin found that the person in front of him looked exactly like himself, as if he had been copied.

"Who are you?" 'Fake Han Lin' said with a weird frown.

Han Lin couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "I'm Han Lin, it should be me asking you, who are you and why do you look exactly like me?" ”

"I'm Han Lin! Is it that you look exactly like me? Say it! Why do you look exactly like me! "This 'fake Han Lin' said confidently.

Han Lin frowned and looked at this 'fake Han Lin' pinching his waist and glaring, as if he was the real thing, which made Han Lin angry and funny.

"Hey! Don't make a fuss, you must be wearing a mask, are you? After Han Lin finished speaking, he went up and pulled the ears of the 'fake Han Lin', Han Lin didn't believe that there were people in this world who looked exactly like him, and even had the same hairstyle and height.

'Fake Han Lin' was grinned by Han Lin, and he in turn pulled Han Lin's ears and screamed: "It's you who are wearing a mask and pretending to be me!" Watch me rip your mask off! Yikes! ”

Han Lin's ears were hurt by the 'fake Han Lin', but the 'fake Han Lin' suddenly bit back and said, "You... You... Why don't you have a mask! ”

Han Lin was mad and angry: "You only have a mask!" Your whole family has masks! ”

In this way, Han Lin and the 'fake Han Lin' were in a stalemate for a while, and Han Lin finally couldn't help it, he grinned in pain and said to the 'fake Han Lin': "You are really a madman!" I'll count three times, and we'll let go at the same time! ”

'Fake Han Lin' nodded vigorously when he heard this, and when Han Lin counted to three, they both let go of their hands at the same time.

Han Lin was so painful that he was rubbing his ears and glaring at the 'fake Han Lin', only to see that the imposter also rubbed his ears.

"It's unbelievable! Could it be that I'm hallucinating? How could someone who looks like me go crazy here! Han Lin stomped his feet helplessly, returned to the cash register, and looked at the imposter angrily, his face was red with anger.

'Fake Han Lin' grinned his teeth and rubbed his ears in pain, he looked at Han Lin staring at him with an angry face, and his original painful look suddenly turned into a bad smile.

"Hey, hey! Fun and fun! I'm, right? Aha..."

Han Lin looked at the imposter who suddenly scratched his ears and cheeks and laughed wildly, and suddenly looked puzzled, just when he wanted to continue to say something, he saw that the imposter quickly turned around in a circle, only to hear a muffled sound of "bang", a burst of white mist rose in front of Han Lin's eyes, and when the white mist dissipated, Han Lin's eyes suddenly lit up.

I saw a strange man with a monkey face and a thunderous mouth standing in front of him, this strange man had brown hair all over his face, wearing a pair of chain gold armor, wearing a phoenix winged purple gold crown, stepping on a pair of lotus silk steps, and the most conspicuous thing was that the gold crown on his forehead was engraved with a shining "Buddha" word.

Han Lin was shocked and shouted: "You are Sun Wukong!" ”

"No, no, no, I'm the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave and defeated the Buddha Sun Wukong!" After speaking, the monkey hugged his shoulders and looked majestic.

Han Lin suddenly looked at Sun Wukong, and remembered that the dead monkey had turned into his own appearance just now and was playing tricks on himself, so he didn't get angry.

"I didn't expect the famous Monkey King to pull each other's ears with mortals like me, it's ridiculous!" Han Lin deliberately said loudly.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Hey, you are the only mortal who dares to pull my old grandson's ears for thousands of years!" I want to protect my master when I went west to learn scriptures and encountered countless monsters, but no one dared to do this to my grandson! ”

Han Lin glanced at Sun Wukong with a black line on his face and said angrily: "That's what you asked for yourself... Hey? How did you come to the supermarket? It can't be that the Peach Conference didn't invite you, right? ”

At this juncture, Sun Wukong didn't go to the Pan Tao Club, and he actually had spare time to come to the fairy supermarket, either because the Pan Tao Club had just ended, or Sun Wukong was not invited to the banquet at all.

"Joke! My grandson defeated the Buddha in a fight, and the queen mother dared not to give me a favor for selling my grandson? Hmph, my old grandson is tired of eating peaches, it's not rare to eat" Sun Wukong said disdainfully, scratching his ears and grinning.

Han Lin felt proud for a while, it seemed that this dead monkey had not been invited to participate in the peach banquet, and he still refused to admit it!

"My grandson heard that your supermarket is actually some strange things, so let's take a look!"

After speaking, Sun Wukong bowed his body and jumped around the supermarket quickly, picking up a jar for a while to take a look, picking up a bunch of grapes for a while and smelling it, or jumping onto the shelves, and the four-story supermarket was quickly visited by him.

And Han Lin didn't have time to deal with this capricious monkey, and he lowered his head to play Tetris.

Sun Wukong walked around the supermarket, rushed to the cash register and said, "Hi... It's boring, it's boring... I thought there could be any strange treasures in this supermarket, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that, disappointing! Rain on someone's parade! ”

Han Lin rolled his eyes at Sun Wukong and said, "How can our small supermarket get into the eyes of the well-informed Sun Dasheng"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and ignored Han Lin, but lay in front of the cashier and watched Han Lin play Tetris.

"This is interesting! Interesting! Lend me to play! Sun Wukong remembered to scratch his ears and cheeks on the side, and kept jumping.

When Han Lin heard this, he deliberately coughed twice and said, "I don't borrow this treasure, I'm sorry, Sun Dasheng!" ”

Sun Wukong became even more anxious when he heard this, he glanced at the cube machine greedily, and the monkey said anxiously: "Isn't it possible for my old grandson to buy your baby?" ”

Han Lin actually didn't want to sell this game console at all, this game console was not a supermarket commodity at all, it was just borrowed from Wang Pengfei to pass the time, and it was not suitable to sell it to Sun Wukong, so Han Lin was ready to make things difficult for Sun Wukong.

"Sun Dasheng, I don't borrow or sell this treasure, because there is only one treasure in the world, and I haven't played enough myself!" After saying that, Han Lin continued to bow his head and play.

Sun Wukong watched Han Lin play so happily, his heart suddenly itched, he bared his teeth in a hurry and turned his head vigorously, as if he couldn't bear it anymore.

"It's boring! Boring! Don't borrow and don't buy! Ahhh How about my grandson exchange the baby with you? Sun Wukong asked with a pant.

"Oh? Trade the baby with me? Well... I really haven't thought about it, I don't know what treasure Sun Dasheng used to exchange with me? Han Lin said with a raised brow.

When Sun Wukong heard that there was a play, he immediately clapped his hands happily and said, "Hahaha!" Baby my grandson, you can choose! ”

Han Lin smiled evilly: "Didn't Sun Dasheng say that he was tired of eating peaches? If Sun Dasheng can give me a peach, I can still consider giving this treasure to you."

After speaking, Han Lin seductively shook the cube machine in his hand.

When Sun Wukong heard that he exchanged the peach, his face showed embarrassment and muttered in a low voice: "I don't remember whether this peach is still there... Why don't we change to a different baby? ”

Han Lin shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, and continued to play Tetris.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong was so angry that he scratched his head twice, jumped to the door of the supermarket and said to Han Lin: "Boy, my grandson is going to get the peach, you are waiting for me here, your baby today, my grandson is going to decide!" Hi! ”

Sun Wukong yelled and pushed the door away.

Han Lin saw that Sun Wukong was gone, so he quickly put down the block machine and ran to the door to look out, but he didn't see Sun Wukong's shadow.

"Holy! This monkey won't really go to get the peach, will he? When the time comes, he's making a big fuss in Pan Taoyuan, and it's not worth it to burden me again for a Tetris! Han Lin thought depressedly.

I just wanted to embarrass Sun Wukong, but I didn't expect this monkey to be so stubborn, and I really went to get him a peach.

Han Lin trembled and returned to the cashier and looked outside the supermarket, but before ten minutes passed, Sun Wukong actually came back.

"Hehe, boy, my grandson brought you the peach!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he held out a beautiful box from behind him.

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