"Xiaoshan, if you don't die in a big disaster, there will be a blessing in the future, you kid, you will have a future life!"

Xu Fu patted Wang Xiaoshan on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Xiaoshan, you must remember that a manly man, as long as he can start a business, he will definitely be able to start a family!" Think about your eldest brother and me, didn't you have this small shop first, then you had your sister-in-law! ”

"Huh? You stinky and shameless, just your broken shop, the old lady still can't look down on it! ”

"Oh, wife, wife, my ears are about to fall off, it hurts! Hurt! ”

It wasn't until Xu Fu begged for mercy again and again that the proprietress let go of her hand proudly and said to Wang Xiaoshan, "Xiaoshan, let me tell you, the current eldest girl, which one doesn't look at money?" Therefore, when it comes to starting a business first and then starting a family, I have the same opinion as your eldest brother. ”

"The same, you're still twisting my ears?"

Xu Fu muttered.

"What? Twisting the ears is not enough? ”

The proprietress glared, Xu Fu suddenly withered, and said with a smile, "Chengcheng, my wife can screw it if she wants to, screw it well, screw it wonderfully, screw it croaking..."

"Okay, okay, hurry up and go aside, the students just finished eating, and the bowls haven't been brushed yet, hurry up, go and brush it."

The proprietress waved her hand and drove Xu Fu aside to finish brushing, and she pulled Wang Xiaoshan and kept saying, that means nothing more than that there is no grass at the end of the world, and there is no need to give up a large forest for a small tree.

The proprietress chattered for a long time, Wang Xiaoshan listened to it for a long time, and it was not until the middle of the night that the proprietress asked Wang Xiaoshan to help, pick up vegetables, wash vegetables, and do some chores.

When they saw Wang Xiaoshan, some familiar classmates were also quite surprised, but after Xu Fu and Wang Xiaoshan explained one after another, they all accepted the fact that Wang Xiaoshan "came back from the dead".

Soon, a day passed, and when he was busy with the day's work, Xu Fu gave 50 yuan of wages to Wang Xiaoshan, and repeatedly told Wang Xiaoshan that he couldn't think about it anymore and committed suicide.

Wang Xiaoshan left with a smile, and spent 46 yuan to buy two live chickens in the vegetable market, and the remaining 4 yuan to buy instant noodles.

Carrying two live chickens and instant noodles, Wang Xiaoshan walked into the campus playground for the first time, and found a corner where no one was around, so he couldn't wait to take out a live chicken and put it on with his left hand.

"Blot dry, blot dry, blot dry!"

Wang Xiaoshan looked at the chicken expectantly, time passed minute by minute, and the chicken was still alive, it seemed, it didn't seem to have received any image.

It seems that his left hand is out of order.

Wang Xiaoshan frowned, thought carefully about the scene at that time, and used his left hand to suck people, and then, he tried his best to imitate the mood at that time, and put his left hand on the chicken's body.

However, the live chickens are still alive and kicking, and nothing has changed.

What's the matter, the left hand that can suck people can't even suck a chicken?

Wang Xiaoshan didn't believe in evil, and put his left hand on the chicken's body again and again, but it didn't work.

What the hell went wrong...

Wang Xiaoshan thought about it left and right, but he didn't come up with a reason, so he simply stopped thinking about it, but turned his thoughts to Hao Shuai and Xia Yi.

This thought didn't matter, Wang Xiaoshan's eyes suddenly showed a trace of anger again.

And when the blue light in Wang Xiaoshan's eyes lit up, his left hand, suddenly, with a terrifying suction, sucked towards the hen.

"Giggles!"

The hen crowed twice, and was sucked into a dried corpse.

After a while, when Wang Xiaoshan woke up from his silence and anger, he was pleasantly surprised to find that his goal had been achieved.

"It turns out that if you want to practice your left hand, you have to make yourself angry!"

"Hahaha, try it again, try it and you'll know, my guess is right!"

Wang Xiaoshan laughed, thinking about Xia Yi's betrayal and Hao Shuai's viciousness again, and suddenly, a majestic suction force came out from his left hand again, sucking the other live chicken dry.

"Haha, I see, I see!"

"The ability of my left hand can only be displayed under anger, this is really an angry left hand! Ha ha! ”

Wang Xiaoshan laughed for a while, but suddenly frowned.

"However, the power of the left hand seems to be too great, according to this suction method, you will die at every turn."

"No, I have to find a way to control the swallowing power of my left hand, after all, I can't kill people unscrupulously."

"Since anger can make my left hand show the ability to swallow, can I control the power of my left hand by controlling my emotions?"

Wang Xiaoshan frowned tightly, this is just a speculation on his part, whether it is feasible or not, we need to buy some live chickens tomorrow to verify and verify, and I will know.

Looking up at the teaching building in front of the playground, now, there are not many lights that can be turned on, and on the sidewalk outside the playground, many high school students have been walking in groups towards the dormitory, obviously, the time is not early.

Wang Xiaoshan touched his pocket, only to find that the mobile phone was left in the basement and forgot to take it back.

"Something so big, I guess, my mobile phone or something, should have been taken away by the police, forget it, tonight, let's go to the dormitory to sleep, there is still my bed there."

Wang Xiaoshan shook his head with a wry smile, walked out of the playground, and walked towards the dormitory not far away.

"Huh? Look at it, isn't that Wang Xiaoshan? He's really not dead! ”

A girl with freckles on her face pointed at Wang Xiaoshan excitedly and said in a low voice.

Next to her, several other girls hurriedly patted her hand lightly and said, "Xiaomin, this Wang Xiaoshan provoked Hao Shuai, I'm afraid there is no good fruit to eat, at this time, let's not take the initiative to provoke him, otherwise, if this Wang Xiaoshan breaks the jar and falls, he will rape you first and then kill, what should you do?" ”

"Yes, yes, even dare to do such an aggrieved thing as jumping into the river, what else dare not?"

The other girl pursed her lips in agreement, glanced at Wang Xiaoshan disdainfully, and then several sisters treated Wang Xiaoshan as if it were air, and turned their heads away.

"Yo? Isn't this the love saint king Xiaoshan who committed suicide by jumping into the river? Why, instead of living outside today, you came to the dormitory? ”

"Wang Xiaoshan? You're really not dead, it's a big life. ”

"That's right, let me ask, how does it feel to commit suicide by jumping into the river? Good no good? ”

"Hahahaha!"

Wang Xiaoshan sat on his bed with a tense face, and threw all the messy things on the table, the table was oily, Wang Xiaoshan threw it, and the other seven roommates were suddenly anxious.

"you house squat, watch my pants!"

"Damn, I saw the shirt here, but it took me more than a week of pocket money to buy it back!"

"Fuck, squatting at home, are you looking for a beating!"

In an instant, the seven roommates scolded and scolded in front of Wang Xiaoshan, looking like they would not give up.

Squatting at home is an insulting word, and it is a term for high school students to those who have been taking the college entrance examination for many years, but always fail the list.

Wang Xiaoshan failed to be admitted to Yanmen University for three consecutive years, and in addition, his personality is a little weak on weekdays, so he was closed by these roommates and the nickname of squatting at home.

However, in their eyes, Wang Xiaoshan, who always had a smile on his face, and everything was wronged, suddenly smiled and glared at them coldly.

Suddenly, a feeling of being targeted by death surged into their hearts.

The coldness and fear made the seven people who were originally superior in numbers have the urge to turn around and flee.

"I've already died once, I'm not afraid to die again, you guys, don't force me!"

Wang Xiaoshan smiled coldly, and then, as soon as he lay down on the bed, he closed his eyes and let the seven high school student roommates stand in front of him, looking at each other at a loss.

It's just that everyone is a high school student, they are all young, and they all have a blood in their hearts.

When will they be frightened by each other's words? And the owner who said this sentence was Wang Xiaoshan, who had always been compromised and even a little cowardly.

"I'm grass you, squatting at home, you're so awesome!"

"Damn! Squatting at home, do you dare to go up to the playground with us, Lao Tzu can beat you so that you can't take care of yourself! ”

"Fuck you, the one next door, how dare you threaten Lao Tzu? You've you die once, even if you did, it's a big deal, I'll let you die again! ”

The seven high school students were furious, kicked Wang Xiaoshan's bed twice, pointed at Wang Xiaoshan, and scolded one after another.

Wang Xiaoshan opened his eyes and looked coldly at these high school roommates who had no friendship with their classmates.

"Do you really want to go to the playground to solve it?"

Wang Xiaoshan said coldly.

"Of course, if you don't go, it's the stepmother who raises me!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Dog mongrel!"

"Hahahaha!"

The seven of them pointed at Wang Xiaoshan and laughed.

"Okay, I just hope that when the time comes, you won't cry!"

Wang Xiaoshan glanced at the seven people coldly, and then took the lead out of the room and walked towards the playground.

The seven people looked at each other, they didn't expect that Wang Xiaoshan would agree, and he was the first to go out.

", he's alone, seven of us, I'm afraid of him!"

"Let's go, this time, I must represent the moon and punish him well!"

"Let's go, let's go!"

Looking at Wang Xiaoshan's momentum of taking the lead, the anger in the hearts of the seven people rose again.

This is contempt, **naked contempt, Wang Xiaoshan, this kid, didn't look down on them at all.

No, we must teach this repeater a painful lesson, at least, he must wash the stinky socks and stinky clothes in the future!

Also, didn't Wang Xiaoshan work outside to make money? He must be asked to compensate us for moral damages!

The seven of them made up their minds, so they came to the playground, found a more hidden place, and stood still.