Chapter 319: Field Battle
Smoke, did you hear any strange sounds? Han Lin asked awkwardly.
Ziyan listened carefully, then nodded and said, "I heard... It's like a woman's cry in pain... No, there was a man crying in pain."
Han Lin scratched his head, how could there be a cry in this barren mountain and wild mountain? And the cry sounded very strange, painful and happy.
"What the hell did you see in broad daylight?"
Thinking of this, Han Lin closed his eyes and used his spiritual power to spread out, and in a breath, he found two people in the grass not far ahead.
Han Lin was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood what was going on, this was a big "battle" in the field in broad daylight!
But Ziyan didn't know that there were many men and women in the mortal world who liked to fight in the wilderness, and then she had already walked to the grass in the distance with a puzzled expression.
Wipe! Don't go over!
Han Lin didn't shout or shout, he rushed behind Ziyan and grabbed her hand, but it was still a step too late, Ziyan's hand had already pushed away the grass in front of him, and the scene behind the grass made the two people petrified on the spot.
A very familiar man was pressing on an aunt in her forties and working hard, this man was the filthy man Han Lin who found the Golden Glove last time.
Thinking of the dirty man Han Lin last time, he still remembers it vividly, he didn't expect to meet him in this wilderness, it's really a life where you don't meet, you can meet anywhere!
"They... It's actually here..."Ziyan quickly let go of his hand and turned around, Han Lin was also embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
When the two were embarrassed for a while, they heard the dirty man in the grass in front of them suddenly yelling as if he had finally surrendered his gun: "Mom! ”
"Good son! Mommy loves you! ”
The aunt, who was in her forties, also screamed in response to the dirty man, and the cry was so loud that the birds in the woods were so frightened by the two of them that they "fluttered" and flew away.
Han Lin was sweating with black lines on his face, and the co-author was that this guy deliberately spent money to find an old aunt to play the role of "mother and son, family"!
Ziyan's face was red to her neck, and when she heard the two people shouting in the grass, she frowned and said, "They... It turned out to be a mother and son? Oh, my God... It's so dirty to do such a thing in broad daylight! ”
Han Lin said embarrassedly: "Actually, they are not a mother-son relationship... How do you explain this? It can only be said that people in modern society are too good at playing..."
I thought that this embarrassing "field battle" was over, but who knew that the dirty man in the grass suddenly pulled out the scarred impulsive doll from under the old aunt and screamed again.
"Sister! You come with your mother! We are a happy family of three! Come on! ”
The next picture can't be described in words, it's probably a dirty man holding an impulsive doll in one hand and an old aunt in the other, and the three of them have reached the pinnacle of life.
"Why is his sister there?"
Ziyan couldn't help but push aside the grass after saying it in disbelief, and after seeing the scarred air doll, the whole person was not good.
"What's that? Lotus root people? It doesn't look like it... He called Sister to a dummy..."
Han Lin was silent for a moment and said, "Yan'er, let's go back, they are really ruining the scenery, as for what they just said... You still don't know as well."
If it weren't for the sea of flowers under this Jiubao Mountain, Han Lin and Ziyan would have left a long time ago, who would be interested in the "wild battle" between the dirty man and the old aunt, but Han Lin was really reluctant to let him and Ziyan have a two-person world.
Ziyan nodded, and then said with a very helpless wry smile: "Maybe it's because the gap between this mortal world and the demon world is too big, and I still don't understand many things in the mortal world, let's go..."
As soon as the two turned around and were about to leave, who would have thought that there was a burst of beating and scolding in the grass.
"What the hell are you going to give the money in a hurry! I don't know what I said at the beginning! The old lady scolded the dirty man while getting dressed.
The dirty man hugged the scarred impulsive doll, held a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a displeased face: "I've given you all the money, why do you still want to blackmail me for money?" ”
The old aunt shouted at the top of her voice: "You are giving a basic service fee!" The old lady has not given me the money to play role-playing with you, I cāo! ”
After speaking, the old aunt took out a quotation similar to a restaurant delivery from her arms and threw it in front of the dirty man, who glanced at the contents of the quotation, opened his mouth in surprise, and the cigarette fell to the ground.
"Basic service fee, 200, additional services are as follows..."
The dirty man quickly scanned the service content on the quotation, there were all kinds of unbelievable additional services, and he saw that he finally found the additional service fee for role-playing.
"I'm cāo! There really is this role-playing add-on service Ang! The filthy man exclaimed in surprise.
I saw that the role-playing was densely written on it with the jaw-dropping service content of another dirty man.
"Pretend to be a girlfriend 100 times; pretend to be a passerby 200 once; Play an Internet celebrity 500 once; pretend to be a sister-in-law 700 once; pretend to be a mother 1000 once; Dress up as a popular star 2000 once..."
The filthy man glared and said, "Which fee do you want to charge me?" Come, tell me about it! ”
The old lady poked the quotation with her wrinkled fingers with a disapprehensive face: "The old lady is playing your mother, you have to give the old lady another thousand yuan!" ”
The filthy man frowned and scolded loudly: "Where did you play my mother just now?" ”
The old aunt crossed her waist and shouted: "I was called at the time, my name was "Good son mother loves you", isn't this just playing your mother? ”
The dirty man rolled his eyes angrily, and the co-author just called it a role-playing? It's so easy to get the money!
"Then let me ask you, why is it written to play a popular star, how do you play it, come and play it for me, if it makes sense, Lao Tzu will give you a thousand yuan!" The filthy man said angrily.
The old woman sneered, and she said disdainfully: "Which star do you want the old lady to play?" Say, my mother will let you open your eyes today! ”
The filthy manly said casually: "Are you playing a meal for me!" ”
The old aunt squeezed her chest when she heard this, threw a wink at the dirty man and said shyly: "Chenchen, when will we get the certificate?" People want to give you a monkey! ”
The filthy man gasped, raised a kick and kicked the old aunt in the face.
"Raw you Malegobi! I'll fuck your uncle! ”
The old aunt had big footprints on her face, and she stepped forward to fight with the dirty man in a frenzy.
Han Lin and Ziyan went down the mountain, the originally quiet and harmonious world of the two was destroyed by the indecent scene on the mountain, Han Lin was also an eye-opener today, it can only be said that he doesn't understand the world of dirty men.
When the two of them returned to the rental house, the demons were amazed at how they had come back so quickly.
"Sister Ziyan, you haven't taken a spin on the mountain much," Akaya said with a wink of eyes and leaning over to Ziyan's side.
Ziyan sighed when she heard this, and wanted to say something, but she never said it, but her face turned red instantly.
When the demons saw Ziyan sitting on the sofa with a red face and not saying a word, everyone became even more curious.
Chiya stood on the table and looked at Han Lin with a wicked smile on his face: "Demon King-kun, did you do something to Sister Ziyan that can't be described?" Hurry up and be honest! ”
Han Lin watched everyone all stare at him with a malicious smile, he swallowed his saliva and quickly explained, "You must have misunderstood, Ziyan and I came back so soon, what can we do?" ”
Youqin hid her face and snickered: "Also, our demon king is back so soon, he shouldn't do anything to make Ziyan embarrassed."
Han Lin Rumeng was pardoned and said: "Look, it's still Youqin talking to me"
Akatani pursed his lips when he heard this: "Who knows if you have a short time, otherwise why did you come back so soon?"
As soon as these words came out, Han Lin instantly held back his internal injuries, and his face turned green with anger.
"Alas, you're so bored," Ziyan got up with a red face and returned to the house.
Han Lin threw Chiya aside with a black line on his face, then sat on the sofa and coughed twice, changing the subject: "Okay... So what... Black Charm, is she relieved? ”
Hei Fu shook his head while fanning and said, "No, she hasn't said a word until now, she seems to be very stubborn, Lord Demon King should go and see her in person."
Han Lin nodded, got up from the sofa and walked towards the storage room in the room.
The house they rented was very large, and the storage room was more than ten square meters in size, just like a small single room.
At this time, a circle of black rune paper was pasted on the ground in the storage room, and in the center of this circle of black rune paper sat a red-haired woman, this woman was the red spirit.
The black rune paper enclosed the entire storage room, and there was water and food on the floor, but the red spirit's eyes were closed, as if he was meditating, and he didn't move.
Han Lin knew that the black rune paper, this was the forbidden formation specially laid by the black rune, he locked the whole house, and the people who were locked in the formation had no way to escape, the red spirit had been locked here for a day since last night, but no matter what the black rune asked her, she didn't reveal half a word.
"Not eating?" Han Lin walked to the front of the formation and asked.
The red spirit still sat on the ground with his eyes closed, and he didn't react at all.
The corners of Han Lin's mouth rose and he paced back and forth and said, "Actually, I don't understand, why are you doing this?" The general made you cut off your hands, and you are still loyal to him? In this way, the general was always able to anticipate my actions before, and it must be all due to you..."
Hong Ling still didn't move, it seemed that she was going to die with Han Lin like this.
Han Lin was not angry, he smiled and said: "You don't have to worry about what cruel methods I will use to embarrass you, if you betray me, you must have your own bitterness, people will not be killed for themselves, this is the normal psychology of mortals, I understand... I just want to hear you tell me those things I don't know."
After speaking, Han Lin waited quietly for a few minutes for Hong Ling, he saw that Hong Ling was still dead, so he shrugged his shoulders helplessly, he turned his head and shouted outside the house: "Chigu Xiaogongju, please come and sweep her Linghai"