Chapter 569: Let's Hang This Thing
Majestic, high-spirited!
This is a very famous saying in Huaxia. These words are used on Zhang Lang's body today, but they are particularly obvious and consistent.
Fei'er and the others saw it from afar.
Now Zhang Lang is hunched over, like a lewd tailgator, running towards the green-clothed beauty step by step.
"I'm going to do it, this kid isn't trying to use that method to make a gamble with us, is he?" On Long Aotian's fat body, the fat was trembling, and the tiger's body trembled.
"Is it ......?"
It's all a person in a dormitory, and most people know what this person is going to say next.
Therefore, when they heard Long Aotian and Fei'er say these words, everyone knew what Zhang Lang was going to do.
Having a guy hold hands and touch his hair, but also give you a phone number, is something that more than just acquaintances can do.
If it's a stranger, it's actually okay.
You can pretend to be harassing the girl, you can take strong measures to pull someone's hand and touch someone's hair.
Of course, such a consequence will definitely be charged by the girl for a certain crime of harassment, and after calling the police, you will be arrested directly.
In this case, among the three projects, holding hands and touching hair, isn't it achieved?
Several people looked at each other, and couldn't help but scold and shout.
"I'm going to be in the Olympics, and I'll just say that this kid doesn't have a good heart."
"Damn, I actually dug a pit, let us brothers, jump into it."
", I guessed that this kid must be a master who won't suffer, how could we think of such a thing?"
A few people thought so.
However, they don't understand a little, if Zhang Lang does this, maybe he will be caught in the game, in that case, it will be the end.
In this way, maybe Zhang Lang will have one more charge of harassing women.
That's a stain that can't be erased in a lifetime.
Such a thing, Fei'er and Long Aotian and the other three people couldn't figure it out.
What the hell is it for.
Could it be that in order to let the three of them invite Zhang Lang to dinner?
In other words, in order to let a few people, pay Zhang Lang 300 yuan.
But several people know that although Zhang Lang likes money very much, he has always adhered to the principle that a gentleman loves money and takes it from the way.
Definitely not doing anything that has no lower limit.
Of course, a few of them didn't know that the thing they thought of unintentionally was actually true, Zhang Lang is indeed poor and crazy now.
In the middle of the night last year, the hateful Master Mu had already looted all the valuable things on Zhang Lang's body.
Now Zhang Lang's body is full of calculations, that is, there are only three yuan.
Three yuan, if it is used to support a week, how to support it.
Does that mean, you buy three cups of soy milk and drink it for a week?
Perhaps, some people can survive this way, but Zhang Lang will definitely not survive.
He even felt that he would starve to death immediately.
After all, I only have three dollars.
Not to mention three yuan, even if it is 30,000 yuan, in this world, there is no use.
After all, in this world, currency and inflation are very powerful.
Many times, you will see a situation where money is worthless.
Sometimes, in big cities, even if you buy a cup of soy milk for ten yuan, or even twenty yuan, it is possible.
After all, this is China, and everything is possible in China.
"Wait, no, we're thinking about something wrong." Fei'er suddenly waved her hand and asked a few people to stop arguing.
"What's the matter? Phil. ”
In this small group, Fei'er is actually very prestigious.
Because in this group, some small gatherings are held and contacted by Phil.
Of course, Zhang Lang always missed these small friendships because of various things.
Therefore, to a certain extent, the circle of Zhang Lang and several of them is not a place.
Of course, I have to say that Zhang Lang gets along well with his roommates.
At least, Zhang Lang has no enemies in this circle, and there are no annoying people to watch.
In this circle, although everyone has big and small problems, these things, in Zhang Lang's opinion, are still very good.
In Zhang Lang's words, that is, everyone has characteristics.
For example, Phil has a tendency to take advantage of small things, but that's a good thing.
Because when Fei'er takes advantage of a small advantage, she always takes advantage of others, not a friend.
Now, the mops in Zhang Lang's dormitory, as well as brooms and trash cans, etc., are all brought because Fei Erxuan likes to take advantage of small advantages.
It is precisely because of these things that several people can clean up every day.
For this reason, Zhang Lang's dormitory even won the winning award in the five-star dormitory selection activity.
There is also Long Aotian, although he is a fat man, he also likes to snore when he sleeps.
However, perhaps because of his snoring, Long Aotian's vocal range is very wide.
Even at some point, Long Aotian can chant Vitas.
Not everyone can sing the dolphin sound, which is the legendary volume in the upper octave range.
Therefore, every morning, if the fat man is in the mood, or when the people in the dormitory get up early, Zhang Lang's dormitory, under the leadership of Long Aotian, will sing on the dormitory building, which will of course wake up the people in the other dormitories.
For this reason, their dormitory even won the title of a small and medium-sized speaker in Pingcheng.
Not because the horn is good, but because the horn is very noisy.
Among a few people, when singing, except for Long Aotian's good singing, the others were purely mixing, that is, the others didn't know how to sing at all, just howling blindly.
"Zhang Lang just said, in addition to touching his hair and holding hands, Zhang Lang said that he also needs the phone number of the goddess, but you know, if a person harasses a girl, then this girl will definitely not call this person herself, don't you say?" Fei'er argued.
Long Aotian and the others lowered their heads and thought about it carefully, and it was right to think about it.
If Zhang Lang really did something inferior to a beast, there was no need for the police and Uncle Cha to take him away, and a few little brothers would beat Zhang Lang to the ground.
The slap or something is small, maybe a few little brothers will let Zhang Lang know why the flowers are so red today!
Therefore, in this case, several people basically ruled out the idea that Zhang Lang would harass their goddess.
But Fei'er racked their brains and didn't know what way Zhang Lang could get the favor of the goddess in addition to this almost stalking.
That's a goddess.,A high-flying existence.,In a lifetime,It's destined to have no intersection with Dick Si.。
Therefore, Fei'er's few dicks are all watched from a distance, and they can only be watched from a distance and cannot be blasphemed.
And at this moment, of course, Zhang Lang didn't know that the little brothers had already sold themselves at this time.
Moreover, if Zhang Lang knew that if he was in danger of being killed by a few little brothers because he was molesting He Qing, Zhang Lang would definitely feel that the tiger's body trembled, and the boys began to rebel!
In the process of running, Zhang Lang had already turned several plans in his heart, and quickly picked the most direct and best one, and when he was about to get to the front, he immediately changed to an innocent smile and shouted: "Sister He Qing, Sister He Qing, Huhuhu, I can find you!" ”
It seems to be a smile like saying goodbye to relatives, this smile is like the smile of seeing relatives when the brothers passed through the Yalu River.
This smile definitely has the effect of confusing people.
When he was in junior high school, Zhang Lang lied in front of the teacher, every time he asked his cousin for money with a flat face, and when he was hung up with the teacher to intercede if he didn't study well...... It's all those kinds of smiles.
Zhang Lang knows that sometimes, the lethality of something like a smile is quite hitting.
It can even be said that it is comparable to a nuclear bomb.
Besides, women can pretend to be tender and deceive men! Why can't a man pretend to be tender and deceive a woman?
It is true that a woman pretends to be tender to deceive a man, but when a man pretends to be tender, he can not only deceive a woman, but maybe even a man can deceive him...... Well, fortunately, Zhang Lang didn't have this idea, thinking of this, Zhang Lang himself couldn't help but feel a little cold, but his smile was even brighter, as if it was sunshine.
Seeing He Qing is like seeing a relative who has not seen each other for 30 years.
That kind of smile emanates from the inside out, with an indescribable affinity.
My cousin once praised Zhang Lang, and although his smile was obscene, he was very affinity.
Regarding her cousin's praise, Zhang Lang didn't know whether she was praising herself or scolding herself.
Sure enough, He Qing turned around and watched the cold high school student a few weeks ago turn into a warm man who greeted him with a smile.
Suddenly, a smile bloomed like spring on the show, and he was generally happy to meet his old people in other places, pointing at Zhang Lang and saying, "Oh, Zhang Lang, why are you here?" Looking for me? ”
He Qing didn't think that Zhang Lang was an idle person who casually greeted others.
After all, Zhang Lang didn't even ask for his contact information, so he got out of the car and left. What a cold man.
It's as if that person disappeared silently, and even his father can't be found.
"Ah, yes, looking for you! I've had so much trouble finding you, I've been asking all the way here. Zhang Lang stood still after running a long distance out of breath, and his nonsense was more cordial than seeing his mother.
"Is there something wrong?" He Qing smiled, such a sunny boy, a handsome guy really surprised her.
And at this moment, the little brothers were already stunned.
I'm the next Ao, this product is hanging?
This counts as an expansion.
The conversation between Zhang Lang and the goddess seemed to be fluid, and it unfolded so naturally.
This......
Why wasn't it me who greeted this goddess?
Several people regretted it.