Chapter 2155: He Wants to Come Back?
While Zhang Lan and little Dupont were swimming in the huge pool, a few of them were frowning and meditating.
Zhang Lan is not a good talker, and has a strange temper, how should the banquet be held, and how to ensure that it is not cold, so that the guests present will not be embarrassed because of Zhang Lan's non-cooperation, but I feel sorry for Director Card, in order to ensure the smooth progress of the banquet, Card and his team have held a meeting for more than four hours to discuss this issue, but unfortunately, until now, they have not discussed a satisfactory result.
After so many years of dealing, Mr. Cowboy has already understood Zhang Lan's fucking temper very thoroughly, if Mr. Cowboy is a donkey, as long as he follows his hair can achieve his wishes, then Zhang Lan is a typical oil and salt does not enter, no matter how you follow his hair, as long as you do not meet his requirements, Ya will never give up with you.
Mr. Cowboy understands this deeply, which makes Mr. Cowboy a headache, but Mr. Cowboy has one thing very good, that is, Mr. Cowboy has someone to call, and the best object to call Mr. Card, so Mr. Card is sad, and the dignified White House Chief of Staff racked his brains for Zhang Lan to attend the banquet The layout and details of the banquet, but he was still not very satisfied with his own arrangement, lest Zhang Lan, the madman, take the opportunity to attack at the banquet, so that Mr. Cowboy would lose face...... Mr. Card secretly thought that the reason why Mr. Cowboy decided to hold this small-scale dinner party attended by only some of his own staff was to prevent Zhang Lan, if Zhang Lan really made himself very shameless, at least he was embarrassed in front of his staff, and it was not too embarrassing.
With the experience of receiving Zhang Lan several times before, seeing today's arrangement, Director Kade rarely has no confidence in his own arrangement... It's not that Director Kade has doubts about his ability, it's really that Zhang Lan is too unreasonable, and a guy who doesn't play his cards according to common sense is always depressing.
In fact, Card also understands that if he wants Zhang Lan not to let Mr. Cowboy lose face, the solution is very simple, as long as he doesn't irritate him, but with Card's understanding of the nature of this banquet, it seems that Mr. Cowboy is not stimulated...... Very small.
Finally, after the banquet venue was set up, the staff came over to Cade and asked, "Sir, is this okay?" β
The staff member who came up to ask Card has worked in the White House for several years, and has also participated in the reception of Zhang Lan and Alice twice before, and even Zhang Lan and Alice's huge energy specially told his companions when arranging the venue for this reason, there is no need to be cautious and careful, don't go wrongγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» Zhang Lan doesn't know that he has tossed some people in the White House into a nervous breakdown.
"I'll take a lookγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»," Carder walked around the field with a somewhat tragic feeling, but after finding nothing to fault with, he finally nodded, "Okay, so be it." β
It's finally done! A few staff members who spent nearly a whole day just arranging this venue, tired and with weak legs and weak feet, had the idea of lying on the ground and resting directly after hearing the words: Nima, today can be regarded as Lao Tzu I am tired to death Fortunately, Zhang Lan's guy has come to the White House very rarely, otherwise Lao Tzu will resign and quit directly...... This job is really not something that ordinary people can do.
After arranging the venue, the staff can go to rest, but Carder can't rest, Mr. President is still waiting for himself to come over and make a report to him, speaking of which Mr. President is also pitiful, as the president of the most powerful country on the planet, Mr. Cowboy was tossed by Zhang Lan without temper. β¦,
When Cade enters Mr. Cowboy's office, Mr. Cowboy is reviewing papers...... Of course, the sound system of the United States makes Mr. Cowboy more often actually act as a signature machine, and many documents need him to sign them, as for what the content of the document is, Mr. Cowboy will not read it at all...... After a busy day, Mr. Cowboy, who has always been in high spirits in front of the public and the media, looks full of fatigue at this moment, and his eyes are slightly darkened.
Card is well aware that the appearance of a black circle with a guaranteed rest means that the body has issued a stern warning to you, warning you that your work has exceeded the load of your body, and if you don't hurry to rest, the body will have to take a harsher way to "alert" you.
"Mr. President." Card beckoned softly.
"Mr. Card, please be seated," Mr. Cowboy didn't lift his head, and took a document from the top of the stack of documents on his left hand that was as thick as a class's student homework, opened it, and signed his name where he needed to sign it, and then put it to his right, and said, "How's the preparation at the banquet venue?" β
"It's ready," Cad said cautiously, glancing at Mr. Cowboy with a tired face, "but I can't guarantee that Mr. Zhang Lan will be satisfied." β
Mr. Cowboy was at the hand of Long Feifeng Dance's autograph, and after a while, the signature continued to sign, Mr. Cowboy nodded understandingly, "I know, we can only do everything as good as possible, as for the rest of the ......" Speaking of this, Mr. Cowboy's voice lowered and muttered, "Only for God's sake." β
He also knows that this kind of thing is really not something that Kad said, everything depends on the mood of the crazy boy, if something makes the madman dissatisfied, no matter how magnificent the banquet decoration is on his side, he doesn't think that he will not embarrass himself, all this can really only be seen for God's sake.
Mr. President didn't blame himself, which made Card's heart slightly relieved, and then his eyes fell on the stack of documents, and after a visual inspection, there were about 50 documents, all of which were sandwiched in gray folders, and Carder breathed a sigh of relief, weighing that it would only take ten minutes for all of these more than 50 documents to be signed, so he persuaded, "Mr. President, after signing these documents, you should rest early." β
"Well," Mr. Cowboy said as he took another copy from the stack of papers without raising his head, and said as he signed his name as he danced and signed his name, "I'm going to rest after signing these documents, God, I'm really going to die of exhaustion these days." β
According to the tradition in the White House, the documents sandwiched in the gray folder belong to the kind of folders that have been processed below but need to be signed and confirmed by Mr. President, Mr. President does not need to know the contents of the document at all, as long as he signs his name on it, and the gray folder is also the most common kind of folder in the White House;
On top of the gray folder, there is a grass green folder, and the documents in the grass green folder do not need Mr. President to know the details of the document, but unlike the gray folder, there will be a chapter in the grass green folder The general content of this document, referred to as the outline, will tell the president what the document is going to do, so that Mr. President knows what to do, and when encountering this kind of document, Mr. President only needs to read the outline roughly, but let him sign his name on the document after there is no problem. This is also the most frequent document in the White House, and every day Mr. President usually signs about hundreds of gray and grass green documents every day, and we see on TV or in movies, a beautiful presidential secretary takes a document and asks the president to sign it, and Mr. President doesn't look at it or signs his name on the document after a skimming glance. β¦,
In the gray folder and the grass green folder, there are three more folders, namely the yellow folder, the orange folder, and the red folder, which correspond to the three most serious cases of the national threat warning system.
The appearance of the yellow folder is to tell the president that the situation is a bit tricky, and that the president needs to take a good look at the contents of the document and make a decision carefully.
The appearance of the orange folder means that the matter is already very tricky, Mr. President after reading the document, it is best to immediately ask the staff in the capital to come over for detailed discussion and discuss countermeasures, the things described in this kind of document have a greater impact on the national economy and people's livelihood in the United States, so the decision to sign or not to sign needs to be very cautious, and it takes detailed and serious discussion and analysis to make a decision, and sometimes it is even necessary to hold relevant staff analysis meetings, hearings and even debates to discuss repeatedly. The time to reach a final opinion is long, up to months, sometimes up to a year or two.
For example, if the economic conflict between the Republic and the United States has been very serious, and the Ministry of Commerce of the United States has sent a document to launch economic sanctions or anti-dumping or double tariffs against the Republic, the things represented by such documents have a huge impact on the United States, but they do not threaten the national security of the United States, so they should be sandwiched by the orange folder;
The last one is the red folder, which is also the folder with the highest alert level, which means that the United States has encountered a serious danger, or the United States has faced a serious threat, the stakes are significant, not only need to be carefully decided, but even Mr. President needs to make a decision immediately, for example, Uncle Ben made the people of the United States deeply realize for the first time that "even the United States is not safe", and the documents that were urgently sent to the White House were sandwiched in the red folder. Of course, some red folders don't require the president to make an agreement to sign or not to sign immediately, such as the president's decision to beat Uncle Sa hard, and the signed documents are sandwiched between the infamous red folders
Hearing that Mr. Cowboy answered, Card nodded, "Sir, what else do you command?" β
"No," Mr. Cowboy finally looked up at Card, "Mr. Card, go and rest, you'll be busy tomorrow."
"I'm fine, I'm just worried that if you keep going like this, you'll have to complain about your hair again when the media interview you in a few days." β
Mr. Cowboy was immediately amused, and even paused his work on the "signature copier" and smiled and asked Card, "Really?" How often do I complain about my hair in front of the media and public? β
Successive presidents of the United States have a common habit, that is, whenever they have the opportunity to appear in front of the media and the public, they will always complain about their hair, they will point to their hair and chatter to the people in front of the TV and in front of them, "I have lost a lot of hair recently, and every morning when I comb my hair, I will find a lot of hair on the comb." "Recently, my gray hair has increased again, and yesterday my wife told me, 'Honey, you have a lot more gray hair than before.' β
Many people think that the president of the United States complains about his hard work and pity in front of the public and the media, and strives for impression points for himself, so that he can win more votes for his re-election in the next election, but Card knows that the owners of the White House like to complain about their hair in front of the media and the public, in addition to the reason for canvassing votes and impression points, in fact, they are really tired, not to mention, during the presidency, no president can guarantee that he can sleep for eight hours a day, It's no wonder that presidents are making fun of their hairγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» what can they say but tell voters that they work hard but work hard? β¦,
Complaining about one's hair has become a long-standing and glorious tradition of the presidents of the United States.
"If I'm not mistaken, the day before yesterday, when you were interviewed by N's reporter, you complained to the reporter about your hair; Well, you complained about your hair when you gave a public speech at that rally last week. Card's memory is very good, of course, as the butler of the White House, his memory must and must be good, and he immediately counted Mr. Cowboy's "bad deeds".
"When you say that, I really remember," remembering his pitiful appearance when he complained to the people of the United States in the media two days ago that he was so hard that he couldn't rest, Mr. Cowboy couldn't help laughing, "Yes, but the president of the United States... Speaking of this, Mr. Cowboy couldn't help but shake his head, "It's such a magical place, when I didn't sit in this seat, I thought about sitting in this seat desperately, but once I actually sat in this seat, I was thinking about when I would get off this seat, I was too tired, I was so tired." β
"At first, I heard that former President Bill lobbied some Senates a while ago, hoping to change the current rule that a citizen of the United States can only serve two terms as president in his lifetime, hoping to change this provision to a citizen born in the United States who can serve as the president of the United States at most in his lifetime." Director Card continued. This is the person who came down, and began to try to get back to this position by all means.
Actually, I should be the one who complains about my hair the most, right? Kade felt sorry for himself in his heart, but unfortunately, Mr. Card also knew that someone was concerned about Mr. President's hair, and his own hair as the White House chief of staff? Even if you repeat it in front of the media every day, no one will take it seriously.
"And such a thing?" Mr. Cowboy asked in surprise, apparently, Mr. Cowboy was very interested in this question.
"Yes, but the result is very regrettable to Mr. Bill ex-President Bill, and several senators have told Mr. Former President Bill bluntly that they will not do this, and the people of the United States will not allow them to do so." Card said.
"And what's next?" Mr. Cowboy continued curiously, "I know that guy isn't such an easy person to give up. β
"He's really decided to do something else, and it's said that this guy has decided to support his wife's presidential race, and will be a member of his wife's campaign team to support his wife's presidential campaign, and the Democratic Party has decided to nominate her as one of the presidential candidates, and if she can succeed, former President Bill may return to the White House as President Hillary's husband." Card was well aware of these situations, and seeing that Mr. Cowboy was interested in this, he gave a brief introduction to the situation.
"That's ......"
Mr. Cowboy is the current president of the Republican Party, but Mr. Cowboy, who is already the second president, knows that he has no chance to become the president of the United States again, and he doesn't care about the lively presidential election, and now he heard that former President Bill plans to use such a way to "return" to the White House, and suddenly feels a little incredible, frowns and thinks for a moment, and then asks, "Mr. Card, do you think that guy Bill is likely to succeed?" β
"It's hard, it's hard," Card naturally understood the meaning of success in Mr. Cowboy's words, could former President Bill reappear in the White House as the husband of the first female president in the history of the United States and the president's invisible aide? But Card quickly gave a positive answer, "Ms. Clinton's ability is indeed very good, the slogan of the first female president in the history of the United States is estimated to make Ms. Hillary win the favor and support of a considerable number of female voters in the election, and even her ranking will be very high, but we must admit that even in the current United States, gender discrimination still exists, and if former President Bill wants to return to the White House in this way, the hope is very small." β
Mr. Cowboy had to nod in agreement with Card's statement, originally hearing that former President Bill returned to the White House in this way, his first reaction was that this was a good way, maybe I could follow along, but Card's analysis made Mr. Cowboy completely die of this heart, and most importantly, Mr. Cowboy knew very well that his wife was not the type of woman that former President Bill was.