Chapter 64: The Fox Appears
"Big brother, do you really just want this girl, and then you can let me go?" Su Haoran pointed to the poem, and then asked the big man with a happy face.
"yes, get out of the way, it's none of your business." The big man waved his hand, looking arrogant.
"Big brother, it turns out that your heart is so good, it makes me nervous enough!" Su Haoran's attitude turned one hundred and eighty degrees, as if it had become relaxed in an instant, and he also took out three plants as if offering a treasure and handed them over, "Big brother, this is the Guyang grass I got in the forest, which can make a man powerful for three hours, do you need it?" ”
"Huh? And this thing? The big man leaned over and looked.
The Guyang grass in Su Haoran's hand is a plant with only two leaves, and the shape of the leaves is a bit like cashew nuts.
The other two men walked over, although they had a questioning expression on their faces, but they were looking forward to the effect of Su Haoran's words.
"You kid won't lie to us, will you? We often hunt in the border jungles, and there are some herbs that we know, but what kind of herbs does this grass really have? One of the men stared at Su Haoran and asked.
Su Haoran swore and said: "Of course it's true, I'm a Chinese medicine doctor, I don't believe you ask my sister-in-law, I definitely didn't lie." ”
So the three men, wolf-like eyes, turned to Shishi again.
Shishi hurriedly clasped her hands to her chest, took a few steps back, and said with a very angry look: "Don't believe him, that kind of grass is useless, if you want that, hurry up, and then let me go quickly." ”
Hey!
The three men are now more interested in the plant in Su Haoran's hand, and the performance of Shishi completely shows that she wants to meet the three of them soon, which shows that the things in Su Haoran's hand should indeed have an effect!
The big man pointed at Su Haoran and said, "You eat a stick of this solid yang grass first and let me see it, if it really works, we will eat it." ”
When Su Haoran heard this, he laughed at the time, he pointed to the three men and said, "Ciao, you are not stupid, you still know that let me eat first!" Originally, my brother didn't intend to be rude to you, but you are so smart, I can only solve it with violence. ”
"Good boy, look for death!" The big man was closest to Su Haoran, and he picked up the machete in his hand and was about to shoot.
But Su Haoran's movements were too fast, and as soon as he raised his hand, a solid yang grass was thrown into the big man's mouth, and then his fingers were flicked on his throat.
Ga...... Belch!
The big man was so bounced that his throat and eyes contracted for a while, and he directly swallowed the solid yang grass.
"Damn! Boss, are you alright, what are you doing...... Ga! The other man opened his mouth and scolded, but he was also forced to swallow a solid sun grass.
The last man was cunning, and he slashed at Su Haoran.
"Rub! You cut people and pick your arms, you haven't practiced at first glance, and the range of action is so large, how can you cut people? Su Haoran's voice was still echoing in front of the man, but he was looking for someone else, but he was gone.
"What about people...... Ga! As soon as the man opened his mouth, a large hand reached out from him, and the last solid sun grass entered his mouth.
Then the three men felt their brains sink and felt a sense of drowsiness.
"Aren't you three going to be beautiful? The beautiful woman is lying there waiting for you, you see, she is all in a pose! Su Haoran's voice seemed to have magic power, leading the eyes of the three men.
Shishi was on the side, a pair of big eyes stared at the boss, and the pretty face was shocked when she finished writing.
Because she saw that Su Haoran was referring to the black-backed shepherd dog with a broken leg, but the three big men followed Su Haoran's fingers, and the three of them were like hooligans seeing Miss, and saliva flowed from the corners of their mouths.
Oh, my God! These three big men don't feel like dogs, do they?
Su Haoran continued: "Three big brothers, give me your backpack, guns, and things, and I'll watch it for you." ”
The three men were very obedient, threw away their things, and then pounced on the black-backed collie in excitement!
Woo...... Oh!
The shepherd let out an indescribable exclamation......
Su Haoran picked up a bunch of things and hurriedly greeted Shishishan. Shishi, this little girl, was quite curious, so she actually looked back twice, and then her whole face turned red.
"Phew! Stinky brother-in-law, you are really not a thing, you see them ......" Shishi scolded while running after Su Haoran.
Su Haoran smiled, "You little pervert, who let you see it." ”
"Didn't people mean to see it, just curious, what did you give them to eat?" Shishi asked.
Su Haoran said: "That thing is indeed an aphrodisiac herb, unique to this tropical jungle, but don't fix the yang grass." ”
"What's that called?" Shishi asked.
Su Haoran said: "This herb is called Kidney Exhaustion Grass, that is, if a man eats it, he will definitely be excited until his kidney fails." Didn't you see that kind of herbal leaves, which look like kidneys? ”
"Ahh There is also this medicine, which is considered a harmful thing, not traditional Chinese medicine, right? Shishi asked.
Su Haoran shook his head and said, "This medicine is for women. Warp stop belt, a good product for warming yin and regulating qi. I've been in the jungle for so long to pick three plants, and I ended up cheapening those three bastards. ”
"Wow, brother-in-law is so bad, but it's so bad!" Shishi began to be a nymphomaniac again, and praised it from the bottom of her heart.
The two ran away overnight, probably because what they had just experienced made Shishi a little excited, and she didn't shout tired, but she didn't know how many heels she fell on the way, and she lost the image of the little witch and the eldest lady.
In the second half of the night, Su Haoran touched a big tree hole again, and then he settled down.
Then Su Haoran began to rummage through the three people's things, shotguns, knives, and flashlights, which were thrown aside by Su Haoran, and what he was most interested in was the big man's backpack.
As soon as Su Haoran opened his backpack, he immediately took out three green stones from inside, the smallest one was the size of a fist, and the largest was the size of half a human head.
Shishi suddenly covered her small mouth and exclaimed: "Jade, it's still the best glass species, oh my God!" It's all such a big piece, these three pieces of jade are worth at least tens of millions! ”
Su Haoran touched them one by one and said with a smile: "When I return to China, I will give Xinyi, Yili and you a few pieces of jewelry." ”
"Uh-huh, thank you, brother-in-law." Shishi nodded excitedly, then glanced in the direction she was running from, and asked weakly, "Brother-in-law, what about those three men?" ”
Su Haoran said: "It's dead." ”
"Huh? Dead, didn't you say they would be excited to the point of kidney failure? How did you die so quickly? Shishi looked puzzled.
Su Haoran said: "Because there are three people on the road together, not just the two of us, the other person is unhappy with them and won't let them live." ”
"Someone else, who is it?" Shishi asked.
Su Haoran looked up at the sky, and said with emotion on his face: "She is my partner when I was abroad, I think you will meet her soon." ”
Oh!
Shishi replied and said, "Is it a man or a woman?" ”
"Female." Su Haoran said.
"Is that the fox you said in the infirmary?" Shishi is really extremely smart, and I actually guessed it.
Su Haoran raised his hand and rubbed Shishi's little brain, "Go to bed early, I have to travel for a day tomorrow." ”
Shishi was really tired, she curled up into the hollow of the tree, and fell asleep after a while.
The next day, after walking all day, in the evening, Su Haoran finally appeared in Guoyan Town, Burma, with poems and poems like savages.
Because this is a border town, there are many people who can speak English, so it is not difficult to communicate. It's just that it's controlled by the reactionary army, so it's a bit chaotic.
Su Haoran first took Shishi to find a hotel to live in, and for safety reasons, Su Haoran and Shishi opened a room.
Shishi rushed into the bathroom as soon as she entered the room, and the jungle crossing of this day and night had almost tortured the little witch to death.
Su Haoran stood at the window of the room, observing the environment of this town and thinking about how to act. The convoy of the logistics city was detained here, and since the news was received, three days have passed, and the other party has asked for five days to pay the toll tax, and there is not much time left for him.
Boom Boom Boom ......
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and the knock was so loud that it meant slamming the door.
"Who?" Su Haoran asked in English.
"Open the door, army inspection!" There was a reply from outside, and Su Haoran obviously heard the sound of a gun being loaded.
Su Haoran walked to the door, and through Tianyantong's perspective ability, he saw more than a dozen soldiers with live nuclear guns standing outside the door, facing the two soldiers at the door, who were holding their guns and preparing to shoot.
"It's strange, I didn't see any GIs coming in, is there a back door in this hotel?" As soon as Su Haoran raised his right hand, there were a few more silver needles in his hand.
When he pulled the door open, the two GIs facing the door immediately pulled the wrench.
But their reaction speed was so slow that before they could half-buckle their index fingers, two silver needles pierced their throats!
The two GIs barely had time to scream before they rolled their eyes and collapsed to the ground.
The other GIs immediately raised their guns at Su Haoran, but at this moment, a long-haired beauty with a height of one meter seventy-five walked out at the end of the corridor door.
This beautiful woman is one meter seven and a half tall, and her leather underwear and pants outline her perfectly curved concave figure even more provokingly, as soon as she appeared, she picked up two semi-automatic pistols, and while moving in the direction of Su Haoran, she repeatedly buckled and struck.
Bang, bang, bang, bang......