Volume 2 The Wind and the Water Chapter 79 The Wicker Green's Calculation
I looked at Shennong's No. 1 and said succinctly: "In other words, your second brother is a madman now, and the third brother may have entered the den of thieves, so your two brothers can't help you, right?" ”
Shennong's No. 1 looked at me pitifully: "Don't say it's so frustrating, it's a lot of good things!" ”
"I agree with everything you say, I understand everything, and then I believe it too!" I said solemnly, "But I have the most important question, what are you looking for me?" ”
Shennong's No. 1 face was a little unbearable: "I didn't want to look for you, but ......" As he spoke, the old man glanced at Jiang Ziya.
"Old Man Jiang and I are friends, it doesn't hurt if you have something to say!"
"That's it!" Shennong's No. 1 smiled slightly: "I live in a village in the northeast of the underworld, our place, how to say it, there are many mountains, there are many troublemakers, bandits, hooligans, Hanako 2...... You know what I mean, right? ”
Hanako 2? Could it be that he is connected to Hanako 2?
I remained silent and responded to him lightly: "Old man, you go on!" ”
Shennong's No. 1 sighed helplessly: "When I first woke up, I talked to the people in the village about this issue when I had nothing to do, but the big guys didn't believe me, they all regarded me as a madman, once, I was chatting happily with a sister in the village, I didn't want to be listened to by a child inadvertently, which Cheng thought that this child turned out to be a member of Hanako 2, I was invited into the mountains that night, they were polite, and after asking me a few words, they put me home, and this matter passed like this, later, I went to the fairy world and the demon world, I just came home a few days ago, I was invited into the mountain by Hanako 2, and then I met a pair of young brothers and sisters, the eldest brother still remembers what I said two years ago, he told me a bunch of truths, analyzed the current situation, and finally told me that there is a person called Wang Damin in the yang world who can help me, saying that this person called Wang Damin has strength, good temperament, righteousness and wealth, compassion and compassion, and the true character of a husband, saying that as long as he hears about me, he will definitely help me, What else to say, this life experience called Wang Damin is not simple, there are a lot of loyal fans, and he is the number one person in the underworld and the yang, no, I'm here! You can't help but help, brother! ”
Why, these words are quite useful, I listen to them quite useful, although these words may be the result of Shennong's No. 1 adding oil and vinegar, but I reached out and didn't hit the smiling person, I suddenly felt that I had improved a few notches after listening to it.
Thinking about it carefully, the pair of brothers and sisters he said should be brothers and sisters Liu Tiaoqing and Liu Yehong, but didn't Liu Yehong recuperate in Jiang Ziya's forest hut? Did she go back? Thinking of this, I turned my head and glanced at Jiang Ziya.
Jiang Ziya nodded lightly, indicating that Liu Yehong had indeed gone back.
So it seems that this Shennong's No. 1 may really have seen Wicker Qing and them, but why did Wicker Qing and them recommend this old man to me?
The dangerous thing he talked about is a matter of the whole universe, and although it has something to do with me, it is not big, first, I don't have the strength to solve this matter, and second, this kind of thing is too ethereal. Why did this famous Hanako 2 leader make me involved with this kind of thing? Unless there's something I can get out of this old man!
Thinking of this, I immediately became serious and asked solemnly: "Since my friends have talked about this, I can't say it if I don't help, old man, what do you need me to do?" ”
The old man hehehe: "You want to ask what you can get, right?" ”
"Old man, I'm convinced, you see the problem really thoroughly!" I had to give a bow with my fists and say with a smile: "What is the reward for not paying?" Tell me how I need to help! ”
"There are more things to do, help me search for people, help me find like-minded heroes, help me find the reincarnation of the children of Chaos, help me convince the contradictions of the Five Realms together, help me prevent a possible war, and so on!" Latou said five words in one breath, which sounded like that kind of awesome work.
"And what do I get?" Let me do so much dangerous work, I can't talk about it without talking about some conditions!
Shennong's No. 1: "What can I give you?" In fact, if you believed me, you wouldn't ask such a retarded question, because if my estimation is not wrong, within ten years, the children of chaos will be completely awakened, and when the time comes...... No matter what you have, it's all in vain, but you are all my descendants, I naturally understand your thoughts, people, selfish hearts are there, there is one thing I don't know if you have ever thought about it, the people of the fairy world are born with boundless mana, and the people of the demon race have the ability to explode themselves, what about the demon race, you can completely reach the realm of copper skin and iron bones by cultivation, not to mention the witch clan, which is born to be the material for fighting, don't you wonder how we humans survive in this situation? ”
Me: "I've heard a little bit about it, it seems to be the result of the development of human science and technology!" ”
Shennong's No. 1: "Now that technology is okay, what about a thousand years ago?" What about 10,000 years ago? What about 10 million years ago? ”
I asked, confused, "You mean...... Do we also have exercises that can be compared to the fairy world? ”
"Clever! The exercises of our human race are no worse than those of other races, and Nuwa Niangniang was also a general existence of the sect leader back then, and he took the same care of our human race and the demon race, but after Lao Huang and I fell, the exercises of our human race were broken! Although there are many people in later generations who have cultivated the so-called martial arts and spiritual power by groping, they are far from the exercises left by Nuwa Niangniang! But fortunately, I woke up, and even if I found this exercise, I found it...... Let you help me do things, naturally I won't let you go with your bare hands, I will definitely make you the top warrior in the entire universe! ”
It's been a little bit bit, this sentence is the most comfortable sentence I've heard, I said it earlier, and I don't need to spend so much time!
"Young man, I can see that you have a wonderful exercise in your body, but with all due respect, the origin of all the exercises of the human race is left by Nuwa Niangniang, plus Lao Tzu has improved it, your exercises are not impossible to practice by relying on your own efforts, but I estimate that you have to practice for hundreds of thousands or millions of years before you can become a small one, if I give you guidance and practice some auxiliary exercises, I believe that your exercises will be successful in a few decades! What do you think? Does this condition make you excited? The old man smiled at me.
Anyway, I'm really moved, in fact, I can't fully understand his so-called exercises, in my eyes, what is a bullish character? The four brothers of Lao Chi, Wang Chongyang, Diao Zetian, and 120 are awesome characters, they fly at every turn, and they don't even have to buy plane tickets when they go out, and they dare to come forward to ask if they dare to go head-to-head, a person who doesn't have a cowardice to a bunch of hooligans, and from time to time he uses a little spiritual power to give the beautiful girl a pulse, and treat gynecological diseases, this is the royal road, like Shennong's said that I don't even have a concept.
Shennong's No. 1 saw that I was just stunned, and did not show much surprise, and then persuaded me: "And this group of friends of yours, I can let them grow up in a very short time, and when the time comes, you lead these people to the demon realm and the heavenly realm to help me settle things, as long as we control those who destroy the peace, it is easy to say, when the time comes, I will announce this heaven and earth calamity under everyone's attention, as long as our strength reaches a certain level, others will believe what I say, you understand this truth, right?" ”
I hurriedly nodded: "Understood!" Last question, why don't you cultivate on your own? ”
"Quite simply, I'm an incomplete man...... My deity was a little clever when it made us, so all three of us have some flaws, and this is an irreparable flaw, and I can only stay in the stage of power in this life! ”
"Completely understood! Okay, I'll announce this in a while, old man, do you know about Princess Taiping? If we make any noise, I'm afraid it will be difficult to escape their eyes! ”
Shennong's No. 1 shrugged: "That's your problem!" Don't waste my brain cells in this kind of thing, I am a flawed man! ”
"......" I was speechless, and I began to wonder how to get those ghosts out and play with them.
After Shennong's No. 1 finished speaking, he turned around and walked out of my bedroom, leaving me and Jiang Ziya in the room.
It was a little difficult for anyone to accept such explosive news when they heard it, and I smiled bitterly and said to Jiang Ziya: "What, aren't we dreaming?" ”
Jiang Ziya's expression was solemn: "Anyway, you can be regarded as earning, if he can really build all of you into powerful existences, then you can be regarded as the number one person in the entire universe, but ......"
Before he could finish speaking, I took over the conversation: "However, I'm afraid I'm going to go through a lot before this, I'm afraid I'm going to meet a lot of enemies, and I'm afraid I'm going to offend a lot of awesome characters, right?" ”
Jiang Ziya exhaled lightly: "It's good that you know, the so-called heaven will descend on the people......
"Yes!" I stopped the old man again: "Don't chant here with me, tell me, old man, why are you here in the yang world?" ”
As soon as my words landed, Jiang Ziya instantly became serious, and he said to me solemnly: "I came to tell you, the underworld is messed up!" ”
"What does it have to do with me?" I asked, confused.
"The root is in you, Wicker Qing has officially declared war on the Hades Palace, of course, in your name!" Jiang Ziya said seriously.
"......" I suddenly felt inexplicable: ", I don't know about this, and no one has informed me!" ”
Jiang Ziya: "Didn't I come to inform you?" After Liu Yatou was injured, she left, and the next day she turned back again, begging me to find a way to inform you of this matter, none of their people could come up, the thirteenth son of spring was not powerless in the underworld, and it was a physical body, so naturally he couldn't come up, thinking about it, I had to come up! ”
"Aren't you a celestial? The people of Hades didn't find out? ”
"They didn't find out about me with that little bit of energy, and I got up in this batch of customers after throwing some money!" Jiang Ziya took out a gold coin from his pocket and held it in front of me, and when I took a closer look, it turned out to be the kind I gave him last time.
"And what do they want me to do? It's not going to be for me to lead them into a fight, is it? ”
Jiang Ziya was still holding the gold coin, and said with a smile: "It's still for this, in fact, Liu Xiaozi and they have to rebel a long time ago, but they have no money, so this matter has been delayed, but you can actually transfer the gold from the yang world to the underworld, isn't this equal to their long-term logistics line?" The purpose of my visit this time is to ask you for money for them! People fight for you, bleeding and wounded in front, you always deserve some money, right? ”
"......" I choked for a moment, and after a long pause, I asked rhetorically, "What conditions did they promise you?" ”
If you want to say that Jiang Ziya has a festival with Tai Bai Xing and Erlang God, I know, but he can't be involved too deeply with our group of people, it must be that Liu Tiaoqing promised him some things, and this old man is willing to be a messenger.
"Hey, hey!" Jiang Ziya bared his teeth, I don't know when it started, he already had two gold teeth in his mouth, which were particularly dazzling, and he whispered: "Your little brother is much brighter than you, he said that as long as I help, the day he succeeds in defeating the Lord of Yama, he will attack the Erlang God and Tai Bai Xing in the sky, and he will definitely let me reinstate the official and return to heaven openly!" ”
"What about the foolish ones? What did Wicker Green promise? I asked.
"The four of us are now the operational advisors of your Hanako 2, as long as we win, we can put pressure on Heavenly Court, Yugong can find Tai Bai Xing for revenge, what about Saion, you can get a permanent residence permit for Heavenly Court, what about the old moon, you can also be reinstated, I believe that when our strength is large to a certain extent, these requirements are not a problem at all!"