Chapter 61: Live Interview
And Ma Dekai on the video was also dumbfounded, although the ID he gave himself was called the lion of the second offense, but the strange speeches of netizens still shocked him, there are masters in the people!
"Alright, Brother Lion, how's it going? Have you thought about it? Tang Feng asked with a smile.
I only heard Ma Dekai's face change, and then said: "There is less wind, why bother with the sling?" ”
"Poof! Incisive! There is less wind, why bother with the sling? ”
"It's the same hanging, why is it too anxious to fry each other!"
"I'll make a big fork, the upstairs is absolutely really sling, the identification is complete!"
Although Ma Dekai's answer is a bit tricky, it is quite witty, in fact, he raised this topic, but he just wanted to see if Ma Dekai could let go, because some of the plots in the short drama "Sling Man", if the actor can't let go and can't let it go, it will definitely not be a good performance.
"Okay, you've barely passed this level." Tang Feng said now.
"Thank you Feng Shao! Thank you less wind! Ma Dekai also knew that his answer was just a trick, so when he heard Tang Feng's words, he hurriedly thanked him.
"You know, we're going to make a funny skit, so the actors need a little bit of humor, right? In this way, if you arrange a blind date at home, and during the blind date, the woman asks you: Will you put my photo on the computer as a desktop? You play the next scene, play freely, and note that our theme is funny! Tang Feng said.
The audience didn't make trouble this time, but looked at Ma Dekai and wanted to see how he would perform.
Ma Dekai was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Tang Feng's request to be like this, but it is not uncommon to play freely.
Because there was no one to match with him, he performed a non-physical performance.
I saw Ma Dekai's face pale, and then he said a little dullly: "No, what's it to put it on the computer as a desktop?" I'll engrave you in my human brain! ”
Seeing this, Tang Feng made a fork in his heart. This Ma Dekai may have some acting skills, but obviously the humor cells are not enough, and the audience's reaction also shows this.
"What? It's not funny at all! ”
"Go down! You don't know how to be funny! ”
"Let's go home and practice again!"
The audience will not save face like Tang Feng, and the restraint is just that it is not funny, and more directly said that Ma Dekai has no humor at all, and there are extreme ones who directly scold.
To be honest, Tang Feng hadn't thought about this before, Ma Dekai naturally saw the information on the public screen, and his face suddenly became extremely embarrassed, but fortunately, Tang Feng quickly relieved him.
"Go back and wait for the notice! Next! As soon as Tang Feng's voice fell, the technician replaced Ma Dekai and replaced him with the next interviewer.
I don't know if it's because the performance of the previous audience made the second interviewer nervous or he was like this, the second one was worse than Ma Dekailai, and he couldn't even speak nervously, you know, this is only on the Internet, if it is in reality, I'm afraid he won't be able to open his mouth at all.
Tang Feng knew that if he continued like this, the audience would probably not buy it.
So after the second one went down, Tang Feng didn't let the third one come up immediately, but said with a smile: "Maybe they were too nervous, maybe it was because Feng Shao didn't make it clear, so they performed a little unsatisfactory." Please forgive me! ”
"Let's do it, Feng Shao will show you, or the scene just now, when I was on a blind date, the woman asked: Will you put my photo on the computer as a desktop?"
"If I were an IT man, I would answer like this." Tang Feng rubbed his face as he spoke, revealing a serious expression and said, "Of course not, then the computer will start slowly!" ”
As soon as Tang Feng finished speaking, many people in the audience burst out laughing.
"Poof! The wind is less, you are too talented! This is the real sling, the answer that the IT dead house should have! ”
"Feng Shao, don't recruit, you can be the actor yourself!"
"Yes, the wind is less, you can be the hero yourself! Strong support! ”
"Don't laugh yet, I'll say a few, and the next person to interview can refer to it." Tang Feng did not respond to the audience's words, but continued.
"Or is this question the answer to the IT dead house just now, so what will be the answer to our real sling? Feng Shao once again demonstrates to everyone, remember not to drink water! ”
Tang Feng said and looked at the camera with a serious face: "No, then my hands will be sore!" ”
"Hands are sore? There is less wind, you are too good! Said what I hid in my heart and didn't dare to say! ”
"I didn't expect Feng Shao to be a friend, wow Ka Ka, my generation is not lonely!"
"There is less wind, be honest, how many times a day?"
"What about the festival? There is less wind, what about the festival? ”
"Wow, the wind is less, I just found out today, it turns out that you are really from my generation!"
"Okay, let's interview two at the same time! Please bring the next two up! ”
"It's good to have less wind! Hello everyone, I'm Chen Peixing! ”
"It's good that the wind is less, hello everyone, I'm Han Pinyu!"
The two interviewees happened to be a man and a woman, and this time Tang Feng changed his performance mode.
"Suppose the two of you, one is a restaurant owner and the other is a diner, now Chen Peixing you play the diner, Han Pinyu you play the restaurant owner! The scene is like this, Chen, you are eating in Han's restaurant now, and it turns out that there is no salt in the dish, you can play freely, remember, being funny is the first premise, and nothing else matters! You guys brew it first, and when you're ready, you can get started. Tang Feng said.
Chen Peixing and Han Pinyu pondered on the video, and soon the two began to act.
I saw Chen Peixing make a move to eat vegetables, and then frowned, "Bah, bah!" Hostess, come on! ”
Han Pinyu said with a smile on his face: "This big brother, what's wrong?" ”
"Why don't you put salt in this dish?" Chen Peixing said.
"Didn't put salt? Hey, what should I do, this big brother, your luck is really good, it's just a little salt, look at that one, that one ordered noodle soup, but our master forgot to put noodles, do you see that people don't eat the same good? Look at that one again, I ordered boiled fish, but our chef forgot to cook it, you see, people eat it as sashimi, and it is not the same as eating very hapi? Come to our small shop to eat, how can you be creative and not creative? Big brother, is there anything else you can do? Why don't I ask our chef to give you a change? Han Pinyu opened his mouth and said that the other interviewer, Chen Peixing, was stunned.
"Poof! I forgot to put noodles in the noodle soup, I forgot to cook the boiled fish, girl, you are so talented! ”
"Oh my God! Youmu yes, whether you laugh or not, I laughed anyway. ”
"My sister's brain is spinning so fast, I can't admire it! There is little wind, and I strongly ask to admit her! ”
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"I just want you to know, don't change it, underestimate me! Dude, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, everything is available, how can the problem of salt be difficult for me? Chen Peixing was only stunned for a moment, and then quickly came back to his senses, pulled off his clothes, pointed to the inside of his clothes and said, as if there were really so many things in his clothes.
"That's it!" Tang Feng stopped the performance of the two.