Chapter 12: Psychic Gum

The small round box in Han Lin's hand is actually a box of chewing gum, but the name of this chewing gum is not ordinary, and it is even more difficult to look at the explanation at the back.

"Psychic chewing gum, chewing this gum can talk to living beings in any space, action time: can't stop at all, price tag: 2"

Although this box of chewing gum needs to be bought with 2 points, as long as you can communicate with the roaring dog, you can persuade it to buy a few more bags of rich and handsome dog food, in that case, it will be worth exchanging these 2 points.

Thinking of this, Han Lin came to the cashier with psychic chewing gum, gritted his teeth and stomped his foot under the machine to click on the exchange, and his poor points were suddenly only 0.4.

But what Han Lin didn't expect was that when he opened the box of psychic gum, he found that there was only one piece of chewing gum inside!

"Holy! Pit Lao Tzu! How a piece of chewing gum! I spent two hundred years of immortal mana to exchange for 2 points to buy it! Han Lin only felt that his heart was broken, and he felt a loss for 2 points for a box of chewing gum, let alone a piece.

"Forget it! It's useless to buy and regret it, now you can only pin your hopes on the roaring dog, as long as you can communicate with the roaring dog, fool it to buy a bag of rich and handsome dog food, and the points of this psychic gum will come out! ”

Thinking of this, Han Lin tore open the piece of chewing gum, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it in large gulps.

A peach smell instantly filled his mouth, followed by a hint of sweetness, and Han Lin thought that the psychic gum taste was not bad while chewing.

"Boy, what are you chewing?"

Han Lin was taken aback, he looked at the Roaring Sky Dog, only to see the Roaring Sky Dog's mouth open and closed, and he actually began to speak: "Look at what I'm doing!" What do you ask? What to chew! ”

Han Lin said: "I heard you speak!" I can finally hear you! This gum is so effective! I can hear you! Hahaha! ”

The dog narrowed his eyes, opened his mouth and said, "What... Were you deaf before? ”

Han Lin shook his head excitedly and said, "No, no, I can only hear what you say by chewing this psychic gum, otherwise I won't understand what you say at all."

The eyes of the roaring dog widened, and he looked like he had suddenly realized, and his mouth opened and closed: "Oh... No wonder you couldn't understand me the last time you came, it turns out that you are not a cultivator."

Han Lin waved his hand awkwardly and said, "I'm just an employee of this supermarket, just a cashier here... By the way, Brother Roaring Sky, what do you need this time? What did the last dog food taste like? ”

The roaring dog stretched out his tongue and licked his nose, and the corners of his mouth rose and smiled: "That rich and handsome dog food really lives up to its reputation, I have full energy after eating, and the return rate is also high, and the female dogs are all circling around me in groups, haha!" ”

Han Lin's heart blossomed with joy when he heard this, it seemed that he really didn't buy this psychic gum in vain, at least he knew that the Howling Sky Dog did work after eating it, so that he could fool it into buying a few more bags.

"That's good! That's good wow! That... How many more bags are you going to have this time? We also have cold milk in our supermarket, and eating it with rich and handsome dog food can show the male god more... Belch... The temperament of the dog god"

The Howling Dog shook his head and said, "I'm not here to buy something."

"Ahem!"

As soon as he heard that the Roaring Sky Dog was not here to buy something, Han Lin didn't catch his breath and swallowed the psychic gum in his mouth directly.

"Ahem! You say you don't buy things? Han Lin's face turned red.

"yes, don't buy anything, I'm just... Woof! Woof! Woof! Woohoo! ”

Han Lin watched the Howling Sky Dog bark with its mouth open for a while, and his heart was cold-this psychic gum would be invalid in his stomach, and he couldn't understand what the Howling Sky Dog said!

"Holy! There is no reason for it! Lao Tzu chewed for a few minutes and said less than ten words! Lao Tzu's 2 points! Woooooooooo

Listening to Han Lin muttering to himself, the Howling Sky Dog seemed to understand what was going on, it sighed, then stood up straight and patted Han Lin on the head with its paws, as if to comfort him.

"Big Brother Roaring... I don't understand what you're saying now, hey..."Han Lin sighed, but in his heart he thought resentfully what this dead dog was doing without buying anything, and he lost a piece of psychic gum.

The Howling Dog rolled his eyes, then ran to the cash register, and pulled down a notebook and a pen from it, holding the pen with one paw, holding the paper with the other, scratching and pulling on it a few times, and then lifting the notebook with both paws.

'Do you know words?' ’

Han Lin looked at the twisted words written by the Roaring Sky Dog in surprise, and then nodded.

The Howling Dog continued to lower its head and write for a while and held it up again, it said, 'I'm only here to ask you something'

Han Lin said listlessly: "Say something."

Hearing this, the Howling Sky Dog continued to hold the pen and lowered its head, only this time it had been writing on the paper for a long time before holding up the notebook.

'It's my master's birthday in a few days, and I want to buy him a gift, but I don't know what to buy, so I came to your supermarket and saw if there was anything suitable to make a gift for my master'

"Are you saying that Brother Yang Jian's birthday is about to be?" Han Lin wondered.

The Howling Dog stuck out his tongue and sighed, nodding vigorously.

The owner of the roaring dog is Erlang God, Erlang God is quite a background, it seems that the legend of Erlang God is the nephew of the Jade Emperor.

Han Lin groped his chin and said with a deep expression: "Brother Yang Jian is at the level of a great god... I have to give a gift in style, but I don't seem to have any products in the supermarket that can be used as gifts."

The Howling Dog snorted and seemed to sigh as it scratched a few strokes on the paper and held up the notebook.

'So I'm going to have to trouble you this time'

Han Lin scratched his head and said, "Then when Brother Yang celebrated his birthday last year, what did you give him?" ”

The roaring dog lowered his head and raised the notebook after writing: 'We immortals have a birthday in 10,000 years, and I didn't catch up last time'

Han Lin almost squirted, what kind of rule is this! If you have a birthday every 10,000 years, if you don't remember well, you have to forget when you were born.

"A birthday in 10,000 years... Then this gift will have to put some thought into it, and see if it is from the daily life of Brother Yang Jian."

After Han Lin finished speaking, he continued to add: "What is Brother Yang Jian's work in the heavens for? ”

Hearing this, the Roaring Sky Dog's eyes narrowed, revealing the same awesome appearance as before, it quickly scratched a few times on the notebook with its paws, and then held it up to Han Lin to see.

'Guarding the South Heavenly Gate'

"That's a good saying, isn't it just a security guard of Nantianmen, guarding a yarn," Han Lin thought to himself.

In Han Lin's understanding from childhood to adulthood, Erlang God has always appeared as an arrogant and arrogant image, and from such a dog as the Roaring Sky Dog, you can think of what Erlang God usually looks like, which is called that there must be its owner if there is a dog.

Han Lin didn't bother to study Erlang God's birthday gift anymore, he naturally didn't have a good impression of all creatures who loved to pretend. So he said to the Howling Dog: "Well, let's go back and see if there are any suitable products in the supermarket, and you will come back one day, okay?" ”

The howling dog gratefully stuck out its tongue and sighed, and quickly pulled its paws on the notebook for a few minutes before raising it.

"Thank you, little brother, for your trouble, after the matter is completed, I will have a heavy thanks, and I will never break my word."

Han Lin looked at the Howling Sky Dog with a very serious look, he was very interested in the four words "There must be heavy thanks", how could this Howling Sky Dog thank himself?

Watching the Roaring Sky Dog leave the supermarket, Han Lin's heart went up and down, this Roaring Sky Dog looks quite arrogant A dog, that bullish virtue really annoyed Han Lin a little, but he really has a lot of thoughts about Erlang Shenhua.

"This Erlang God's birthday gift really has to be pondered carefully, so let's sell the personal favor of the Roaring Sky Dog!" Han Lin thought secretly in his heart.

Seeing that the time was still early, and there were still more than three hours before getting off work, Han Lin returned to the cashier counter and put away the notebook and pen written by the roaring dog, and at this time, Meng Ci actually pushed the door and broke in.

"I'm dying of thirst! Die of thirst! Today I called it a day early! Meng Ci blushed and came to the supermarket freezer, took out a bottle of mineral water, and drained most of the bottle in one gulp, then walked to the cashier and took out a blue card and swiped away 0.5.

Han Lin knew that Mengci would go out at night, but he didn't know what Mengci was doing at night, usually Mengci would come back when he was about to get off work, and he didn't know why Mengci came back so early today.

"Huh? Why is Sister Mengci so early today? Han Lin asked with a smile.

Meng Ci wiped the water from her mouth with her hand, took a breath and said, "I'm too tired today... I'll be back when the flyers are out."

"Huh? Handing out flyers? What kind of flyers are you distributing? Han Lin asked puzzled.

"Of course, it's a flyer to promote our supermarket, otherwise how can more immortals know about our supermarket?"

Han Lin suddenly said, "Then where are you going to distribute flyers?" And why go out at night? ”

Meng Ci said earnestly: "Of course I will go to the sky to distribute leaflets~ During the day, the gods are busy blessing the peace of the four seas, and they only have time to read our leaflets at night!" ”

"To heaven? Belch... Sister Mengci, didn't you say you were a demon last time? Can a demon go to the sky? Han Lin asked puzzled.

Meng Ci smiled mysteriously: "Although I am a demon, I am the manager of the Immortal Supermarket of the Heavenly Court, although I can't enter the South Heavenly Gate, but I can send flyers outside the Heavenly Court to promote our supermarket!" ”

Han Lin said with a black line on his face: "It seems that you have this privilege if you get involved with Heavenly Court... Can I go to heaven then? ”

"You can't, on the surface, you are an employee of the Immortal Supermarket, but you didn't redeem the employee card, you are just an intern, and when you redeem the employee card, maybe you will have privileges" Meng Ci squinted his eyes and smiled.

Han Lin nodded in understanding, but looking at the 0.4 points on the machine, Han Lin's heart was like a knife.

"Jingle Bell~"

Suddenly the wind chimes rang, Han Lin and Meng Ci looked at the door of the supermarket together, they didn't expect that there would be guests tonight.

It's just that Han Lin looked at the one standing in front of the door, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

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