Chapter 110: The Toilet Incident
I've been busy for so long, and I haven't even soaked in pee. Liu Xian now felt very strong about peeing, but when he came to the door of the toilet on the second floor, he heard a familiar voice.
It's Xiao Yan'er!
Liu Xian listened carefully, and even heard Guo Dandan's voice. Immediately afterwards, there were voices of the two talking and laughing.
What's the situation?
It's changing too fast.
I was working hard just now, but now I have good sisters, and it's even so good that we go to the toilet together?
Too......
However, after thinking about it, Liu Xian had an idea.
He looked around a few times, and when he saw that there was no one else, he slipped into the women's bathroom.
"What, you're saying that this time you came back specifically for the plague?" Xiao Yan'er's voice was full of surprise and admiration.
"That's right, such a big thing has happened in Zhangshi, how can I, as a person from Zhangshi, stand by and watch? I was born and raised in this land, and now this land is in trouble, how can I have a reason not to come back......"
Guo Dandan said that the earth was sincere, and there was deep love between the words.
Hearing these words, Liu Xian couldn't help but look impressed by this singing, yes, I didn't expect it, there was still a love for family.
"Well said, there should be applause here." Liu Xian's voice was very high, and he immediately began to applaud. However, he ignored a problem.
Nima, now it's in the women's toilet, and it was originally against social morality and ethics for you to come in, but Liu Busy dared to speak loudly and applaud, it was simply looking for death.
Because Liu Xian's voice was very loud, Guo Dandan and Xiao Yan'er heard it. The first reaction of the two was that a pervert came in.
However, if you think about it carefully, the sound is so familiar.
It's him, Liu is busy!
Guo Dandan immediately wanted to rush out, gave Liu Xian eight yuan, and then threw it into the toilet and flushed it into the sewer.
However, the key problem now is that he is still sitting on the toilet and has not gotten up, and his uncompetitive body has come to the eldest aunt at this time, which is simply the rhythm of the pit girl.
Although Xiao Yan'er said that she didn't come to the eldest aunt, it was not much better. At this time, she is, she can't just wipe her ass and rush out, in that case, she will definitely be angry.
This Liu Busy seems to have grasped the weakness of the two, and it can be said that he has made a good slap in the toilet.
And, from time to time, it is accompanied by moaning. really made Guo Dandan and Xiao Yan'er sick to death and disgusted again. After doing this several times, Xiao Yan'er rushed out angrily.
With the momentum of thunder, he rushed towards Liu Xian's body.
Liu hurriedly flashed his body, and then dodged, and hurriedly pinched his nose with his right hand, made an expression of smelling a peculiar smell, glared at Xiao Yan'er and said with disdain, "I said Xiao Yan'er, you won't wipe your buttocks, real Nima smells." ”
"You didn't wipe your ass, I'm a person who has escaped from low-level interests." When Xiao Yan'er said this, she thought that she was a ghost and took two breaths fiercely.
It's tasteful, it's delicious.
Alas, I have to say that this woman is sometimes big-breasted and brainless, Nima, whoever takes two breaths in the toilet will smell a peculiar smell. Not to mention Xiao Yan'er, who had just finished pooping.
At this time, Guo Dandan also slipped out with a thief's eyebrows, and he really looked like a thief.
"Dandan, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Yan'er saw that the idol in her heart looked like a thief, and immediately spoke, "It's this Liu who is busy coming to our women's bathroom, and it's not us who broke into the men's bathroom, what are you afraid of!" ”
Guo Dandan said in his heart when he heard it, what are he afraid of, what is there to be afraid of, you have to know that you are a big star, can you not even conquer the stage of the toilet?
Thinking of this, Guo Dandan couldn't help but increase his confidence and straightened his waist.
Immediately afterwards, the two women began to attack Liu Xianlai.
Liu was speechless, and finally had no choice but to play hooligan, "If you say another word, then I will take off my pants in front of you, anyway, the master has no habit of wearing underwear." ”
As soon as Liu was busy with these words, Xiao Yan'er and Guo Dandan both laughed.
The two women laughed very unscrupulously, and the two balls of meat on their chests immediately attracted Liu Xian's attention.
Damn, it's worth it to be able to see this kind of beauty.
However, the good times did not last long.
Just as Liu was busy getting ready to enjoy this wonderful moment, suddenly a woman's scream came from outside.
"Ah, there's a hooligan in the women's bathroom."
The woman's voice was very loud and extremely harsh.
You must know that there is no shortage of people in this direction of the hospital, not to mention that it is still the plague period, and there will naturally be no fewer patients in this hospital, and there will naturally be more family members when there are more patients.
Liu Xian knew very well in his heart that after the woman's voice was over, someone would come immediately.
Grandma's, it seems that now it can only be thirty-six plans for the upper plan.
Although he was very reluctant, Liu Xian gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, then turned his head and left.
"Don't leave if you have the ability." Xiao Yan'er looked at Liu Xian's back and said very proudly.
Guo Dandan also understood the taste at this time, hurriedly put on the duck tongue, and then hurriedly went out of the toilet.
She didn't want to be recognized for a while. Imagine a popular singer who has a scandal in the toilet, then his fame and fan value will definitely plummet.
This Xiao Yan'er originally wanted to chase after her, but as soon as she got out of the toilet, she was stopped by other nurses.
"What, what did you say?" Xiao Yan'er stared at a pair of big eyes and said incredulously.
"The director called you, it seems that you are in charge of the special patient group, go quickly, if you don't go, it is estimated that the company camp will be burned."
Hearing the nurse's words, Xiao Yan'er hesitated for a while, and finally went upstairs.
At this time, Liu Xian was sitting in the Ferra sports car with Guo Dandan.
"Actually, I knew it was you when you made the first call." The atmosphere was very dull everywhere, and Liu hurriedly coughed, which finally broke the dull atmosphere first.
The previous spoof, at this time, Guo Dandan seemed to have completely forgotten it, she sat in the car, put her hands together between her legs, her head slightly lowered, and her face was full of attack and redness.
"Huh? What did you say? Guo Dandan naturally heard what Liu Busy said clearly, but she was pretending not to hear clearly.
Liu Xian smiled, lowered his head, and grimaced at Guo Dandan, "Say, what are you looking for me?" ”
I don't know what's wrong, at this time Guo Dandan felt that his heartbeat was very fast, and it seemed to be immeasurable.
What is the purpose of looking for him by yourself?
For a moment, her mind went blank.
"What do you think? Talking? Liu hurriedly urged Guo Dandan.
Guo Dandan wanted to say it very much, but he didn't know what to say, and every time the words came to his mouth, he was suddenly stuck, and his face suddenly became redder.
"Huh? You're not going to get sick, are you? Seeing this, Liu Busy immediately thought about it, and his right hand had already put on Guo Dandan's left wrist as he spoke, "Come, let this divine doctor give you the number and pulse." ”
When Liu Xian's hand touched Guo Dandan's skin, Guo Dandan instinctively withdrew his hand, and the movement was very fast, like lightning.
Liu Xian couldn't help but pursed his mouth, "What do you mean?" ”
Guo Dandan was silent, still in that nervous and excited state.
"No, are you sick, or are you looking for me in a hurry, if there is nothing to say, I will go back, I am very busy now, very busy." Liu Busy's tone became disdainful.
Guo Dandan hesitated for a long time, and finally said, "I heard that there was a plague in Zhangshi, so I shirked all activities and prepared to hold a charity performance for this epidemic." All proceeds are donated to the People's Hospital. ”
In the first half of the sentence, Liu was busy listening to it with little interest, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he suddenly came to his senses, and all the expenses were donated to the People's Hospital?
Yaya's!
Liu Xian blinked his eyes, and calculated in his heart, with Guo Dandan's current fame and fan charm, a concert will cost at least two or three million.
I rely on it, two or three million will be donated directly to the hospital, which is too generous, Nima, just give it to yourself.
Thinking of this, Liu Xian decided to try to see if he could make Guo Dandan change his mind.