The life of the Biao people is always joyful, and after the recess dance, President Zhao began to lead the group to study the theory.

I listened to it for a while, and found that I didn't understand what they said at all, it seemed to be a combination of philosophy and yin and yang, and it seemed to include the category of heaven.

An old Daogu told a real case around her, as if talking about a man's pregnancy, combining biology, detectives, ethics and many other disciplines, Daogu concluded: "There are only two possibilities. One, he's angry! Two, he has some strange relationship with a male ghost in the underworld! ”

The people in the audience were like crazy, and asked the old Taoist aunt to tell the details, and the old Taoist aunt hesitated for a long time before admitting that the protagonist of the story was himself, him before he was transgender!

Time passed in a hurry, and it was six o'clock in the afternoon, accompanied by the chorus of Lao Zhao and his group, today's meeting agenda finally ended, and suddenly, the venue was filled with music.

Wei Wu ran to my side and said to me mysteriously, "Brother Wang, I want to invite the big guy to dinner, do you agree?" ”

I didn't even think about it: "If you can find a hotel that can accommodate so many people, I'll agree!" ”

Wei Wuhuo jumped up and ran to the podium: "Ladies and gentlemen, masters, the junior brother is fortunate to get to know you today, it is really a blessing from the previous life, tonight, I want to invite you to have a meal, I don't know if you appreciate the face of the younger brother?" ”

Silent!

Still silence!

Five minutes later, Wei Wudu was about to cry, and looked at me with an anxious face, I understood what he meant, he wanted me to help Zhang Luo Zhang Luo.

I walked up to Chairman Zhao and asked softly, "Do you want to go or not, you can give me a word!" ”

Chairman Zhao's face was full of shock: "I heard that he meant to invite us to dinner?" ”

I nodded solemnly: "Not bad!" ”

Chairman Zhao burst into tears and shouted excitedly, "You heard it right! He's going to invite us to dinner! ”

Coax! Suddenly, there was chaos in the venue, some applauded, some scratched their heads, some poked others and squeaked, and some rolled and cried all over the ground!

It is estimated that Wei Wu will never forget such a touching scene in his life.

……

An hour later, we walked to the gym in Wei Wu, west of the city, where a huge plaque hung at the door, with a few typing: "If you don't want to die, exercise at the fitness club." ”

I asked admiringly, "Who gave this name?" So domineering? ”

Wei Wu smiled shyly: "My daughter-in-law is married, and she is a Chinese teacher in a small school in our coal city." ”

After entering the club, I found that the gym that looked ordinary with this face was actually unique, the whole club is divided into three floors, each floor is about 1,800 square meters, all kinds of equipment are complete, Wei Wu introduced: "The first floor, the second floor is an indoor court, you can play basketball and volleyball, of course, you can play billiards, the third floor is the swimming pool, let's pack up the equipment, how about eating on the first floor?" ”

I nodded hurriedly: "You say!" ”

While Wei Wu was busy packing up the equipment with everyone, he called the hotel: "Hey, I'm Wei Wu." Are all the dishes I ordered ready? …… Okay, let's send some of them first! As soon as he hung up the phone, Wei Wu hurriedly ran to Yideng's side and begged: "Master Yideng, you should be gentle, this is a sandbag, not a balloon!" ”

Yideng is quite excited today, low-key for more than 80 years, and finally met so many like-minded people, but also because of me, I have the opportunity to show my talent, it is estimated that he did not take off, clothes and dances not because there are too many women, I estimate that it is because he is a little dissatisfied with today's underwear.

At this time, Yideng was raising the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, looking like he was condensing his true qi, and in front of him was a sandbag.

Thanks to Wei Wu's early reminder, I poked my fingers at the tile floor with a lamp, and I heard the sound of broken bones from afar!

My eldest apprentice, Morning Glory, was carrying a treadmill in one hand and asked Wei Wu, "Where are these two things?" ”

Wei Wu was already a little unable to speak: "Eldest sister, you tap, that thing is twenty or thirty thousand each!" ”

The sixth man carried a barbell with his middle finger: "If this thing sinks a little more, it can be used as a weapon!" ”

Su Diao complex was in a good mood, standing on a treadmill and studying for a while, eighty percent of these two female ghosts had seen this thing below, and no one asked, so they started the machine.

Then, the woman's legs were like the wheels of a car, moving rapidly, and within half a minute, only a click was heard, and the treadmill fell apart!

Wei Wu walked up to me with a sad face and said solemnly, "I finally know why you are so confident!" ”

I clenched my fists and said modestly: "It's just a little trick, Brother Wei praised it!" ”

Wei Wu said bitterly: "Brother Wang, can you lead them upstairs to play football for a while?" Just let me and my brothers clean up! ”

I bared my teeth and shouted to everyone, "Let's go, let's go upstairs and play ball!" ”

Hu Yang Yang A large group of people immediately rushed upstairs, because the stairs were too narrow, and they were too fragile to withstand everyone's skills, and in a few moments, the deputy of the stairs was broken.

Immediately afterwards, some people began to use light gong, and suddenly, there was chaos.

After going up to the second floor, I motioned for everyone to play casually for a while, and when the meal arrived, I went down to eat, and everyone began to disperse in groups of three or five.

A lamp pointed to the basketball hoop, pretending to be forced to say to the difficult master: "I can play this!" Basketball, I'll dunk! ”

The difficult master was too full of peach blossoms: "Brother Deng, how about giving us a performance?" ”

Yilan was so happy that he ran towards the basketball hoop with a basketball...... Two seconds later, the basketball hoop topped down!

The fat man likes to play football, but the technique is very bad, and he accidentally kicked the football to the leg of the morning glory, and the morning glory screamed violently, and slammed the foot, only to see the football gorgeously over the crowd, through the wall, and flew out.

Before I could scold her, suddenly, something hard hit my head, and I looked back to see that Hammer was looking at me shyly with a billiard cue, and explained, "I'm sorry, I'm too hard!" ”

……

After some destruction, Wei Wu finally ran up and shouted at the big guy: "Everyone, the meal is here, let's drink!" ”

Instantly, I was caught by a group of people and went down to the second floor!

Downstairs, about a hundred tables have been placed, each table is full of wine and food, I, Su Diao Complex, Lao Zhao two, one lamp two, Vice President Lin was invited to the central table, Wei Wu held the wine glass, smiled at us and said: "Coarse tea and light rice, please also invite Haihan!" ”

Suddenly, someone said: "Coarse is a little thicker, just enough wine pipe!" ”

Shame, I took a cursory look, there are seafood on the table, there is game, and a few special snacks in the coal city, this table has at least a thousand or ten yuan, it seems that this Wei Wu has a request for me!

Sure enough, after drinking a few glasses of wine, Wei Wu put his arm around my neck and discussed with me: "Brother Wang, little brother, I have something I want to ask for, but it's a little difficult to open my mouth." ”

I took a sip of liquor, my face was slightly hot, and I responded with a smile: "Brother Wei is so polite, we are embarrassed, you can say something, except for asking me to kowtow to Feng Gongzi and admit my mistakes, I promise you!" ”

Wei Wuden was happy and said happily: "I think Brother Wang will arrange a few martial arts masters for the younger brother, you can rest assured, the salary is definitely the highest in the coal city, we also have five insurances and one housing fund, plus two months of annual leave every year!" ”