Chapter 54: Good Friday
Han Lin watched Ma Dandan drink the life-threatening green tea in one go, shrunk his neck, and hurriedly walked away.
"Teacher Ma... I have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet... See you later..."
After saying that, Han Lin ran out as if he didn't fly back, he was afraid that when Ma Dandan started to "play with his life" for a while, he would be doomed if he was involved again.
"Hey... This kid... I'm not done yet..."
Ma Dandan wanted to be angry with Han Lin for a while, but she didn't expect this kid to run away, but today she was angry, so she didn't call Han Lin back.
It's just that Ma Dandan didn't know that what happened next would make her unforgettable!
"I don't have classes today, and I can go home after noon, haha..."
Ma Dandan smiled and stretched, and suddenly, the stool made a crisp sound of "pop", and one leg was broken.
"Bang!"
Before Ma Dandan could scream, she had already fallen to the ground with a solid butt.
"Oops! Oh, my God! β
Ma Dandan grinned in pain, covered his ass with one hand, and reached out to the table with the other hand to stand up, but unexpectedly, this hand was directly pressed on the cactus ball on the table.
"Ahh
Ma Dandan screamed and jumped up, his left hand was pierced by the cactus ball at this time, and it was full of blood beads.
"It hurts! What's going on today! β
Ma Dandan reached out to get the paper towel on the table, and pulled the tissue box up when he pulled the tissue box up. With a bang, Ma Dandan's newly bought love crazy six puffs died and fell to the ground.
"Ah!! My love is crazy six! β
Ma Dandan picked up Love Crazy Six in distress, only to find that the explosion-proof film on the outside of the mobile phone was broken, and he had to re-apply the film.
"Oops... Fortunately, it didn't break... I'm scared to death..."Ma Dandan said with a sigh of relief.
She carefully wiped the blood beads off her hands, took out a band-aid and simply pasted it a few times, and then put Ai Crazy Six in her bag and prepared to go out to put on a film.
Ma Dandan walked out of the office and was about to go down the stairs, when suddenly, she remembered that she didn't have her wallet, and she turned around suddenly, stepped on one foot, and the whole person rolled down the steps.
"Bang" "Bang" "Bang"
There were several muffled sounds, and Ma Dandan didn't even have time to scream, so he could only roll from the sixth floor to the fifth floor with a muffled grunt.
"Oops... My waist... My armβ" Ma Dandan grinned in pain, and lay on the ground for a while before slowly struggling to get up.
Ma Dandan limped out of the teaching building, thinking about why he was so unlucky today, when he heard a loud shout from ahead.
"Be careful!"
Before Ma Dandan could raise her head, she only felt that it was dark in front of her, and something flew in front of her.
"Bang!"
Out of nowhere, a football flew right in the face of Ma Dandan, the force of the football flying was amazing, Ma Dandan was smashed, his legs were weak, and he fell to the ground.
"Who is it! Who kicked it! Yes... My nose..."
Ma Dandan's glasses were smashed and flew, and the two nostrils were dripping with blood, and countless students immediately attracted countless students to watch, and several students took out tissues to help Ma Dandan wipe the blood on his face, but Ma Dandan's glasses flew and now no one can see clearly, so he can only grope the ground around him with both hands to find the glasses.
"Mr. Ma, I'm so sorry... You okay? Do you want to go to the hospital? The kicker crouched down and said guiltily.
After listening to the kicker, Ma Dandan grabbed the man's arm and scolded: "I'll go to your uncle's hospital!" You're blind! Kick the ball in my face! Which department are you from! I'm going to fire you! You don't know who my Ma Dandan is! Bastard! β
Ma Dandan said that she groped for her glasses, and she quickly put on her glasses to see who was kicking the ball, but when she looked at the person who was holding her arm, she suddenly grew her mouth in shock.
I saw that the principal Zhang Youqian was staring at her with a frown.
"I just kicked the ball, I'm not blind!" Zhang Youqian said angrily.
Ma Dandan almost cried when she saw this, she apologized to Zhang Youqian: "Ah, Principal Zhang, I'm sorry!" I don't know it's you who kicked the ball, I just said those words were not sincere, don't forget to go to your heart, I'm really sorry, I..."
"You can't talk like you just now! Is that what a teacher should say? You don't have to say anything! Come to my office tomorrow morning and write an 8,000-word review! Hum! Zhang Youqian snorted coldly, stood up and walked away without looking back.
Ma Dandan covered her nose, touched her bruised face that was smashed by the ball, stood up without tears, looked at the students around her who were laughing at her, and walked out angrily with gritted teeth and mocked.
"It's really a memorization today! I just finished being trained by Principal Zhang two days ago, and today I scolded him again... It's over, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep my position as a teacher..."Ma Dandan thought to himself.
As soon as I walked out of the school gate, I saw a young man sitting in front of the booth and shouting: "Ancestral film!" Multi-layer film! Multi-layered protection! 10 yuan a film! β
Ma Dandan took out the love crazy six puffs and handed them to the guy, and said in a strange manner: "Wrap me with a tempered film, the best quality!" β
The guy took the phone and looked at it, smashing it and smashing it: "Oops? What about the love of crazy six pounces? Not bad, not bad..."
Before the words fell, the guy suddenly ran away with Ma Dandan's mobile phone, and before Ma Dandan could react, the guy had already run away.
"Holy! Oh my phone! Just bought! What a world, this is! Woo..."
Ma Dandan was so angry that he cried, and was snatched away by a wrapper, why was he so unlucky today!
was crying, Ma Dandan was really angry, and secretly scolded: "The special old lady shouldn't come out today!" That bastard who snatched my phone can't die well! β
"Who are you scolding?"
At this time, passing by a little gangster who smelled of wine, dyed yellow hair, and wore a big gold chain, he happened to pass by Ma Dandan and thought that Ma Dandan was scolding himself, so he looked at Ma Dandan with a hostile face.
Ma Dandan glanced at Huang Mao and said in a low voice: "Big brother, I didn't scold you..."
"Didn't scold me? This is the two of us, you tell me you didn't scold me? I think you owe a beating, don't you? Huang Mao burped and stepped forward to push Ma Dandan.
"Big brother... I really didn't scold you... Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding! Ma Dandan knew that something was wrong, this little gangster had drunk too much and wanted to find fault, so she quickly began to apologize.
"Mistaken for you!" Huang Mao drunkenly flew up and kicked directly on Ma Dandan's stomach, kicking Ma Dandan to the ground.
Huang Mao was playing drunk, and he was flying at Ma Dandan like a burst of electric cannons.
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waited for Huang Mao to vent enough, and then left drunk and slowly, and Ma Dandan was beaten all over his body at this time, and he was even more crazy and lay on the ground crying.
"Woohoo! There is no heavenly reason! Beat people in broad daylight! Bastard! Bastard! Suffer a thousand cuts! Woo..."
Ma Dandan roared and rolled on the ground, cursing the yellow hair.
"Hey, hey, hey! Alright, stop acting! Get out of here! β
Ma Dandan raised his head and suddenly saw three beggars staring at him with serious faces, as if he owed the three beggars money.
"You... Who is it..."Ma Dandan wiped the blood from his face and wondered.
The beggar at the head knocked on the bowl in his hand and said, "This land is mine, you want to go across the road for food!" Don't rob me of my business here! You're still acting really... It's a miserable bloody face! β
Ma Dandan instantly understood, the co-author was the three beggars who treated her as a begging for food, and she became angry when she thought of this, she was unlucky enough today, but she didn't expect to be bullied by the three beggars now.
"Get out! The old lady is not a beggar! The old lady is a teacher at Imperial Capital University! Roll as far as you can! Ma Dandan screamed.
The beggar at the head of the group turned pale and his face sank, and he waved his hand at the two beggars behind him and said, "What about him!" Pretend to be with us! Flatten her! β
"Bang!" "Smack!" "Boom!"
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In this way, before Ma Dandan could recover his strength, he was beaten severely again by three beggars, and finally was carried across the road by three beggars and thrown on the side of the road.
"You... Mix... Eggs..."
At this time, Ma Dandan was angry, she lay on the ground motionless, only the air in but not the breath out, and she was about to die.
She didn't know what was wrong with her today, and she suddenly had a feeling that she couldn't live, as if all the bad luck of her life had happened today.
First, the leg of the stool was broken, and he sat on the ground with his ass; Then the hand pressed on the cactus; When wiping blood, he accidentally broke the membrane of the mobile phone; Roll down the stairs downstairs; Going out and being kicked by a flying football; inadvertently angered the boss; The mobile phone was filmed and the result was snatched away by the film; was violently beaten by a drunk thug for no reason; In the end, he was beaten up again by three beggars.
Ma Dandan couldn't get angry anymore, she and the shrew who reprimanded Han Lin in the morning were completely two people at this time.
Just when Ma Dandan thought that he could finally be quiet for a while, a dog ran over, it glanced at Ma Dandan, raised its legs and urinated on Ma Dandan's head, Ma Dandan only felt a stench in front of him, his head tilted, I don't know whether he was angry or smoked to death.
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Han Lin felt extremely happy all day, although he didn't know what kind of bad luck happened to Ma Dandan, but he could imagine that Ma Dandan must be having a bad time at this time.
"I hope she can persist until tomorrow, and the effect of the green tea will pass, and the truth knows whether Ma Mad Dog will be more unlucky than Pengfei?" Han Lin thought secretly in his heart.
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After school in the afternoon, Han Lin and the fat man walked towards the dormitory talking and laughing, Han Lin was rarely so happy, he felt that all this was Ma Dandan's deserved, who told her to be so black-mouthed and talk about her parents.
"Holy! Awesome! β
"Yes! Who's that? Come and check it out! β
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There was a noise on the playground in the distance, as if something was happening in front of him, Han Lin looked at a large group of students watching something in the distance, and suddenly became interested, and also ran over with the crowd.
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