After figuring out the solution, Lu Xiaobai suddenly became excited, and then walked to the No. 7 teaching building of Sichuan University in high spirits.

From now on, the nature of the job has changed again. This is no longer a monotonous job just to solve the problem of food and clothing, nor is it a job to pass the time to find inspiration, but a career related to whether you can be a 'stallion' in the future.

This is a career, a great cause, Lu Xiaobai keeps telling himself.

I had a medical check-up yesterday, and today is my first day on the job. When the 20 or so colleagues arrived yesterday, a person who looked like an old professor said, "I had a physical examination yesterday, and five people were unqualified, Wang Youcai, Wang Dabao, Zhao Kun, the three of you went to the finance to receive yesterday's salary, your body is not qualified." ”

When the two kings and one Zhao heard this, their faces suddenly fell, and one of the big men seemed to be a little unconvinced, and couldn't help but ask loudly in standard Sichuan dialect, "Teacher, I asked myself if my body is very strong, where is it unqualified?" That little white face is qualified, why am I not qualified? ”

The little white face in his mouth was naturally Lu Xiaobai who exuded body fragrance. Before the old professor came, when Lu Xiaobai entered, the body fragrance on his body suddenly became the focus, and everyone thought that Lu Xiaobai was a sissy. A big man smells of perfume, isn't it a sissy?

And he himself looks white and tender, plus last night's practice, his skin is whiter and tenderer, so he can be said to be 'worthy of the name', and no one doubts it.

It's just that when Lu Xiaobai heard this guy blatantly say that about him, he was immediately unhappy. Lao Tzu has body fragrance, what's the matter? If you have the ability, you also burst out with some body fragrance?

Seeing that Lu Xiaobai was so angry that he seemed to want to make a move, the old professor hurriedly stopped him, and then said righteously, "No matter what others look like, counting jù shows that he is qualified." And you are not qualified, please leave, don't cause trouble here, or I will let the security guard come over immediately. ”

"Spicy next door, let's take a look." The strong man didn't dare to be mad here, but after breaking a foul mouth, he glared at Lu Xiaobai fiercely, and then threw the door away. The way Lu Xiaobai wanted to do it just now suddenly made him feel uncomfortable, as if he had been provoked.

Although Lu Xiaobai is taller than him, he still has a strong perfume smell on his white and tender body, where is such a sissy his opponent? So he decided that if he met Lu Xiaobai outside the school, he would definitely beat Lu Xiaobai hard.

Dare to stare at him Wang Youcai, tired of being crooked? Although the old professor did not explain why he was eliminated, he himself knew a little. Because he's sucking. Poison, he was just a vagrant before, or a gangster.

Because he had no money, he was very moved when he saw that Sichuan University was recruiting people and the salary was so high, so he took his brother Wang Dabao with him. The result is not unexpected, because I have been taking drugs for a period of time, and I have not passed the physical examination.

When Wang Youcai, Wang Dabao, and Zhao Kun all left, the old professor sighed softly, as if to say that the world was declining, and then said loudly: "The remaining seventeen friends are all considered to have passed the physical examination, but this does not mean that everyone can work here for a long time." ”

"Your job is a bit special, and in general terms, you have to cooperate with us in doing research. As for what research to do? You don't need to know that, and I'm afraid you won't understand it if you do. But rest assured, our eyes are absolutely legal and will not cause harm to your body. ”

"Of course, sometimes some necessary, permissible injuries are still needed, but they will definitely not endanger everyone's health. When we finish our research and you leave, we will do a thorough check-up on you to make sure you are all healthy when you leave. ”

"If there is an unhealthy problem, if it is our responsibility, we will take responsibility for you until you are completely healed."

"Of course, if someone can't stand our research, whether it's physical or psychological, they can apply to leave, and we won't stop it, and we won't owe any wages."

"Okay, I won't say much about these basic security benefits, I'll send you a list later, which has a qiē that everyone wants to see, and go back and read it slowly when you get it." Now we're going to get to work, and whoever called me in came in, and the rest of us waited outside, so we could find a stool to sit on. ”

"You can't fight, you can't make loud noises, this is the school, and there are many other teachers and professors on this floor who are lecturing and doing practical things. Okay, everyone, come with me whoever reads the name. ”

"Xue Chengguo, Xie Xiaoyu, Liu Dong, just the three of you, the rest are waiting here."

After the old professor finished speaking, he took the person whose name he had just read with him. After the old professor left, the sound of chattering and discussion suddenly sounded here, and the sound became louder and louder, and soon it was about the same as the decibel of the vegetable market.

In the final analysis, the cultural level of the people here is very low, and the su zhì is not much higher. When everyone is at the same level, it is easy to find common ground, and it is not surprising that it becomes a vegetable market.

Because Lu Xiaobai has become a sissy, although he is tall, handsome, handsome and tender, there are no girls, young women and aunts to chat with him. And those pure masters don't bother to chat with him, otherwise they will be regarded as the other half of the sissy, which will be dangerous.

Therefore, when everyone here was talking nonsense, Lu Xiaobai could only sit in a chair in a daze. Lu Xiaobai didn't think it was anything about this, with the knowledge in his mind, either these people couldn't understand what he said, or he couldn't understand when these people spoke.

These people around him are talking about trivial things in life, or ** gossip, and Lu Xiaobai doesn't know anything about it. And the professional knowledge in his mind, forget it, whether these doctoral professors of Sichuan University can keep up with his thinking is a problem, not to mention these uncles and aunts who are basically only beginner Chinese.

In the classroom, which is as lively as a vegetable market, Lu Xiaobai looks very different, and it also gives people a feeling of loneliness. So it didn't take long for a kind-hearted man to walk up to Lu Xiaobai's side. looked at Lu Xiaobai with a 'you know' ambiguous eyes, and said softly, "Little brother, how about my brother invite you to supper after work?" ”

As soon as he saw this guy's eyes, Lu Xiaobai knew what this guy was thinking. In this regard, Lu Xiaobai only felt a vicious chill hit his whole body, making him almost vomit. Someone came to talk to him so soon? Is this guy trying to make a date with himself?

The word dating was newly discovered by Lu Xiaobai on the Internet, and I feel that it is particularly appropriate to use it at this time.

Wang Youcai's words just now had already made Lu Xiaobai angry, and at this time, the big man's obscene appearance suddenly made Lu Xiaobai unbearable, so Lu Xiaobai suddenly showed a charming expression, and said softly, "I don't have time at night, but now I have a lot of time to go to the toilet." ”

The big man was obedient, and suddenly trembled with excitement, and after watching Lu Xiaobai's style leave, his heart was hot, and then he quickly followed.

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