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If a woman's intuition is terrible and innate, then Zhang Junning's intuition is like a hanging. ∈∈Almost the next day, I found out that Du Hanwen was different.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Zhang Junning staring at him, if it weren't for the fact that there was no knife in front of him, Du Hanwen would definitely not be able to lie down. Patting his chest, "Do you know that your left and right eyes are not the same size?" ”
"I know, I know it since I was a child, I know it in the mirror." Zhang Junning didn't care about this topic, "What's the matter, I just found out, I dislike it?" ”
"Where." Du Hanwen shook his head, "I mean, don't stare at me early in the morning, Maomao, I don't know if I thought you were a fool." ”
"You're just getting up!" Zhang Junning punched his fist and patted Du Hanwen's face gently, "Let me ask you, when you came back in the middle of the night last night, did something happen before." ”
"Nothing happened." Du Hanwen felt wronged, nothing really happened, what was going to happen, and he didn't go home last night.
Zhang Junning didn't believe it, and frowned, "No, don't look at you going out with a smile these days, go home with a smile, in fact, there is something hidden in your eyebrows, and you can't sleep at night." When I looked at it today, it was completely unfolded, and something must have happened. ”
"Hey, I have to tell you one thing sternly." Du Hanwen said solemnly, and Zhang Junning also sat on Du Hanwen's stomach, "Okay, you say, I'll listen." ”
"It's okay to watch a few fewer episodes of Conan in the future." Du Hanwen said, and he laughed.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, four people rushed back from Taichung appeared at the airport, three women and one man, Du Hanwen was the one who looked at Bao and pushed the luggage. In front of her, holding hands and smiling was Zhang Junning and her sister, and it was Zhang's mother who was holding a small bag and reading the travel brochure on the side. The four's destination was Ushuaia, but they needed to fly to São Paulo and connect to Buenos Aires and then to Ushuaia. A trip to South America is like a trip to Africa, highlighting a nuisance and remoteness. But it's the remoteness that creates the dreamy feeling. At least Zhang's mother is quite satisfied with this destination, and probably people who are literary and artistic can rarely refuse these places.
Fortunately, everyone doesn't have to rush the trip. Zhang Junning is on winter vacation, and Zhang Ying doesn't care, anyway, the work is arranged by Du Hanwen. Zhang's mother is a writer with plenty of free time. Plus Du Hanwen is rich. And specially free up people to spare, travel is so wonderful. After three days in Brazil and full of the sun and sand, I flew to Buenos Aires for another two days. Then he flew to Ushuaia, the southernmost point of the world.
At the same time, a group of artists who flew in from Taipei in a hurry stood listlessly in front of the camera, Zeng Guocheng knocked his head one by one, "Hey, cheer up, you are artists, can you take out the momentum of the family for two days and one night." ”
"It's not just the time difference, it's the north-south gap, doesn't it mean that it's summer in the southern hemisphere? Why is it so cold here. Honduras put their coats on their bodies and shivered from the cold.
"Stupid, because it's the South Pole over there, although it's summer in the Southern Hemisphere, Ushuaia is at a very high latitude, so it's naturally very cold." Ma showed off what he had read in a travel brochure and looked down on Honduras.
"Ah, I'm pretending to be erudite again." Honduras was about to pick up Ma Weixian's coat, and the two began to chase on camera.
June yelled, "Don't turn around!" My head is spinning! ”
The two of them quickly stood still. Little Pig Clapped His Hands, "It's still Sister June, I see that Brother Cheng has been talking for a long time, and it has no effect at all." ”
"Alright, alright. Let me, the second-in-command, tell the audience. Nono squeezed in front of the crowd, "Honey"
Before the words fell, he was already pulled behind by everyone, and Ma Weixian stepped on two feet, "Hmph, grab our camera." It's unbearable. ”
Zeng Guocheng only felt that his eyelids kept jumping, so he had to take two steps forward and lean in front of the camera, "Dear audience friends, I came to Ushuaia this time for two days and one night, the southernmost point of the world. We're about to embark on a fantastic two-day, one-night journey, because this time, we're going to be part of the life of a traveling family! Now, let's go and find this family. ”
"I think the program team is so good to us, it is completely impossible to set up obstacles, this is a conspiracy!" Honduras sat on the minibus and listened to the other members, all but Zeng Guocheng felt deeply impressed.
"yes, what if I'm a foreigner, I'm good at English, but I don't know Spanish at all." Ma Guixian began to brag about herself, and was immediately debunked by Nono, "Last time I went to your house, Ma's mother showed me your middle school transcript, it seems that you failed in English." ”
"That was back then, and now I'm self-taught!" Ma retorted vigorously.
"According to the program group report I got, the family we want to integrate into this time is a big man." Zeng Guocheng said with a smile.
"It must be Madame Peron!" Ma Weixian immediately answered.
"Who's that?" Honduras asked blankly, blinking.
Nono laughed and cramped, "Hey, Madame Peron has been dead for decades, okay!" Where did you meet her? ”
"You have to take care of it!" Ma Weixian still has a hard mouth.
In the midst of the noise, everyone finally reached their destination, next to a four-story building on the side of the street. Zeng Guocheng introduced, "Don't look at the small place, this is the only star-rated hotel in Ushuaia, because it only opens in the summer months of the year, and there are not many tourists, so the price is twice as expensive as Sheraton." This is where our contest begins, and the winner gets a room in the hotel, and the loser gets a sleeping car. ”
"Hey, we've flown more than 10,000 kilometers, are we here to sleep in the station wagon?" June clenched his fists, "I must win." ”
"The first game is to find the guests on the show who are now in Ushuaia!" Zeng Guocheng said, holding up a finger, "The only hint, even I only know one, this guest took her fiancée and just got off the plane for three hours." ”
Soon the family was divided into two groups, the classic three-fool combination and the so-called high-IQ combination. At the fork in the road of the hotel, the two teams parted ways and began to look for the guests of the program group.
Xiao Pig reasoned seriously, "If you are on vacation with your fiancée and have just gotten off the plane for three hours, you should find a more suitable hotel at this time." After a long flight, even now I just want to lie down and rest. ”
June shook his head, "Then you will fall into the trap of the program team, the most dangerous place must not be the safest place, if it is so easy to find, the shooting content will not be enough." ”
"Sister is wise and martial." The little pig patted the horse's ass and completely left Zeng Guocheng aside, and the angry Zeng Xiaopang had to find a topic by himself, "What I want most now is not sleeping, but eating, the plane meal is really unpalatable, and now I just want to go to sleep after eating." ”
"That's how it should be!" June gave his left fist a high-five, "We should find a restaurant around here." ”
On the other hand, although the reasons for the discussion are very different, the purpose is extraordinarily the same. Because the three fools decided not to care about what to find guests first, and using this opportunity to find food was the most correct decision. After walking less than a kilometer, Honduras could no longer walk, "No, no, let's find something to eat around here, the altitude is too high, and altitude sickness is about to appear." ”
"Brother, our current altitude is only about ten meters." Nono said helplessly.
"I'm mountain sickness!" Honduras began to mess around.
"Hey, I found a local restaurant!" Ma Yuxian hurriedly interrupted the two and pointed ahead.
"What are you doing in a daze!" Honduras will not feel tired at all and will rush forward.
Standing at the door of the store, the three of them hesitated again, you look at me, I look at you, a core question is in front of them, who can speak Spanish, well, even if it is English, who can speak it well.
"It doesn't matter, there are pictures on the menu, let's just order the ones with pictures." Honduras came up with an idea.
"But the ones with pictures are generally the most expensive." Nono asked.
"It's okay, just let Ma Weixian pay." Honduras waved his hand, and Nono looked at each other, and the two pulled Ma into the restaurant.
"Well, that" Honduras was about to say something, when he suddenly noticed that there were two familiar people at the table, poking nono, "Hey, is that Dudu and his girlfriend?" ”
"What a girlfriend, it's his fiancée." Nono said with a smile, looking at Ma Weixian, "Hey, it should be a secret that Du Du came to travel, let's not expose them." ”
Ma Weixian nodded, "Yes, that's true. ”
Just when the three of them were about to quietly withdraw, more than a dozen people poured into the restaurant with such a big movement, how could it not be sideways. Zhang Junning didn't need to turn his head, he immediately found the three of them, and waved his hand, "Brother Hong, Brother No, Brother Xian." ”
"Okay." Honduras doesn't know what to call it, whether it's better to call the boss lady or the boss. Fortunately, Du Hanwen relieved the three of them, "Wow, you can meet them in Ushuaia, it's amazing, are you here to shoot the show?" ”
"That's right." Ma Guixian jumped over, "We haven't eaten either, can we be together, the main thing is that Brother Hong doesn't know how to order." ”
"Of course, it's been a long time." Du Hanwen said with a smile, and the three of them sat down, and Honduras also pointed to the camera, "Hey, don't shoot, turn off the camera, and shoot again later." ”
The photographer turned off the camera as he said, sat on the side with a smile, and ordered food with the staff.
Nono said embarrassedly, "I'm so embarrassed, these people don't have a place to eat, so I bother you." ”
"You're the one who bothered you." Ma Guixian still has to complain.
Zhang Junning, who listened to it, covered his mouth and smiled, "I only watched you on TV before, and I thought it was very interesting to talk, but I didn't expect that you were actually quite interesting in private." ”
"I'm used to complaining, it's been so long since my partner has been working for so long, everyone is used to talking like this." Nono picked up the wine and was about to pour it for Du Hanwen, only then did he remember, "I forgot that you don't drink, I will punish myself with three glasses." ”
"Phew, you just want to drink it yourself!" Honduras debunks nono. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please visit wènhttp://mnet
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