Chapter 152: The Kitten and the Puppy Joke
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"Hmm-" The little beauty also woke up, opened her eyes and saw Lin Feng sitting up with a fierce hug, and stretched out her hand to slap her, "Bastard!" Why did you put me to sleep again! ā
"Why do you hit someone when you wake up!" Lin Feng looked out the window speechlessly, it was already afternoon, the little beauty was not someone else, she was really a violent girl, Leng Rui, she seemed to be broken!
"I don't know! You're broken too? "Into the forest wind rubbed his head, the things from last night to morning were gone, completely broken!
"I don't know! I seem to have broken off too, I was caught drinking last night, this morning a young man gave me a glass of water, said to let me go, and then said that he would give me to their boss, I didn't know it was there! Leng Rui held her head and slowly recalled, a messy little police uniform was indescribably cute, Lin Feng looked at Leng Rui with a smile. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
After Leng Rui finished speaking, she suddenly glared at Lin Feng angrily, "Didn't you have ill intentions towards me, coveted my beauty, and sent someone to secretly rob me!" ā
"Damn, Officer Leng, do I still need to rob you?" Lin Feng smiled obscenely in a low voice, and said it casually.
"Lin Feng! Sure enough, it's you! Beastly! What other splinters! Leng Rui reached out and threw the pillow over, gritting her teeth angrily.
"My day, Leng Rui, I'm joking with you, look at your clothes are in good condition, did I touch you?" Lin Feng was also helpless, Leng Rui, a violent girl, recognized that she was not a good person!
"Well, I'll check!" Leng Rui said and looked down, the shirt was messy, but it was still intact, but the pants - how did it feel wrong.
Leng Rui lifted the quilt violently, and suddenly came out of breath, the pants had been torn, most of them were showing fair legs, and the middle was torn directly! Luckily, the inner is still intact! But the T-shaped one must have been looked at by Lin Feng, but fortunately there was no discomfort underneath, but the more he looked at Lin Feng's sly smile, the more angry he became.
"Lin Feng! And say you didn't do anything bad! Leng Rui jumped up directly and pressed Lin Feng down, rode on Lin Feng, saw Lin Feng smiling and didn't fight back, stretched out his hand and was about to hit, his little face suddenly turned red.
Lin Feng knew what was wrong, and he was quite helpless, Leng Rui now only had a trace of cloth left, and the scenery leaked out, saying that it was not tempting to deceive people.
Lin Feng was also only wearing underwear, and it was impossible not to react when he touched it, especially Leng Rui, who was still a uniform temptation.
Leng Rui rode on Lin Feng with a blushing face, a little panicked, too big, and jumping provocatively, not moving, not moving, too shameless, "Lin Feng, if you react again, believe it or not, I will castrate you!" ā
"Tell my brother, he can't control it when he sees your sister beautiful!" Lin Feng scoundrelly took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, looking at Leng Rui playfully.
"Bastard!" Leng Rui gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Feng, and then laughed out loud in horror, "Isn't it up to you?" Then I'll let him go down on his own! ā
Lin Feng saw a hint of cunning flashing in the corners of Leng Rui's eyes, and he felt that something bad was going to happen!
Leng Rui got up, stretched out her delicate little feet, and shook it at the bottom of Lin Feng.
"Officer Leng, foot. If this is a technical job, it won't be troublesome! Lin Feng was so frightened that he directly turned over and covered his lower body, if he was kicked, his happiness would be gone in the second half of his life.
"Lin Feng! You're a big bastard! Leng Rui glared at Lin Feng fiercely and laughed.
"Officer Cold!" Lin Feng suddenly climbed to Leng Rui's side and screamed solemnly.
"What's wrong? What are you doing? Leng Rui coldly skimmed Lin Feng.
"Don't you think the game we just played was very yellow and violent! It's just the last layer of cloth, or I'll tell you a joke! Haha-" Lin Feng looked at Leng Rui's face with black lines, and laughed heartlessly.
"Huh? Telling jokes? All right! Leng Rui saw that Lin Feng was seriously restrained, and felt a little lost inexplicably.
Then he shook his head, what was he thinking, how could he have anything to do with this bastard.
"Once upon a time, there was a kitten and a puppy, and the kittens bullied the puppies when they met; One day, the puppy smiled and said to the kitten, "Miss Cat, guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket?" The kitten thought for a while, smiled and said, "Then if I guess correctly, can you be willing to give me candy to eat?" The puppy was a little reluctant, but when he met the cat's murderous eyes, he still nodded: Well, if you guess correctly, I will give you these two pieces in my hand! The kitten listened, swallowed his saliva, looked at the puppy menacingly and said: I guess there are five pieces! You must not lie to Miss Benben, otherwise - hum - the puppy blinked helplessly, put the candy in the kitten's hand, bowed his head and whispered: "Cat beauty, I still owe you three yuan!" ā
Lin Feng smiled proudly in his heart, Leng Rui, who was still dancing with his teeth and claws just now, was now quiet, quietly holding his chin, looking at him.
"Is that gone? What a great dog! Leng Rui puffed out her cheeks regretfully and blew softly.
"Of course not! The ending was unexpected! Lin Feng smiled mysteriously.
"Tell me about it!" Leng Rui glanced at Lin Feng threateningly, "Puff-" suddenly laughed, "Aren't you just sarcastic, I'm a kitten, you're a puppy!" Hmph - let's talk about the ending! ā
"I didn't say that, I'm not that puppy! If you're pretty kitten, I have nothing to do with it! Lin Feng hurriedly clarified, but it looked a little weird.
"Tell me quickly, you don't have anything good to say!" Leng Rui looked at Lin Feng quietly, she really wanted to know, what happened to the kitten and the puppy, this is really like herself and Lin Feng, the puppy is Lin Feng's attitude.
"Actually, it's not funny to look at now, but it's really not a joke with a low IQ, but because the puppy loves the kitten, so the kitten's greed is allowed, and the ending is, the kitten eats both pieces of candy because of excitement, but the candy is added with a lot of sleeping pills by the puppy, and then the kitten faints, and the result is given by the dog! Haha-"
"Lin Feng, you are looking for death!" Leng Rui stretched out his hand to hit Lin Feng, but he didn't expect Lin Feng to say such an ending, the puppy gave the kitten to the day.
Drugged, fainted, and backed, this action was done in one go, exactly the same as his current situation!
was drugged by Lin Feng's brother, fainted to death, and now it's almost the sun! Lin Feng, this bastard is just playing tricks on himself!
"Hey, it's just a joke, you don't have to react so much, I don't want to be that puppy, and I can't be such a violent kitten of yours! Of course, if a kitten is a human, it is actually very dangerous! ā
"Lin Feng, you are so shameless! If you're that puppy, if you're a kitten, I'll rape you when I wake up!" Leng Rui didn't think about it at all, and said angrily.
"Officer Cold, strong. Violence is a crime, you are so lustful, you want to rape. I! ā
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