When Wang Chen appeared in the corridor of the neon company's office building, everyone's eyes were as wide as car lights, and although the eyeballs did not fall, the contact lenses crackled and fell to the ground.

Yang Congcong, who loves to make noise the most, exclaimed even more in surprise, and rushed towards Wang Chen, speaking in a voice that was even more exaggerated than when he saw a ghost in the night:

"Sister Wang Chen, how did you get this, I haven't seen you for more than a month, and your belly is so big, who did it?"

Wang Chen proudly straightened his chest, his belly bulging like an inverted iron pot almost hit Yang Congcong's waist, and his voice was full of confidence:

"What about Hua Qing? Hurry up and let him come out and pick him up. ”

Yang Congcong asked in surprise: "This is what Hua Qing did for you?" ”

"Get out of the way, what nonsense, I'm Hua Qing's eldest sister, and he's a woman, where did he get this kind of ability." Wang Chen half-truthfully blamed Yang Congcong.

"Then what do you say about letting Hua Qing take over?" Yang Congcong still didn't understand.

Wang Chen walked forward with his big belly and said: "Hua Qing, this guy is not like talking, he is promoted to the supervisor and he doesn't know how to invite the eldest sister to have a glass of wine, I will see him in a while, you see that I don't beat his little ass." ”

As soon as Wang Chen walked to the door of Hua Qing's office, a large group of people surrounded him, and everyone's eyes were invariably attracted by Wang Chen's high belly.

Xiang Li, an old employee of the marketing department, seemed to be on fire in her eyes, she looked at Wang Chen's big belly greedily, and her breath was a little upside down when she spoke:

"Wang Chen, you really have the ability, how many months?"

Wang Chen patted his stomach lightly, and said proudly: "It's going to be a month soon." ”

Xiang Li looked at Wang Chen in a daze, and pinched the tip of her little thumb with her thumb: "It's less than a month, a normal child shouldn't be as big as a mulberry, you have such a big belly, you can't be a freak, right?" ”

"You're a freak, shut your mouth if you can't speak." Wang Chen walked into Hua Qing's office, half-lying on the sofa like a stupid bear, lifted his clothes, and pulled out his treasures from his belly one by one.

She first took out a semi-spherical thing and said to everyone: "This is called unprovoked, it is specially designed to protect children, in case of accidentally hitting the stomach, this thing will quickly bounce back the object, and it will not hurt the stomach at all." ”

Wang Chen took out another radiation protection suit and said seriously: "Now there are radiation sources everywhere, and it can't be done without this." ”

After a while, Wang Chen took out more than a dozen pieces of protective equipment from her stomach, and she introduced the functions of these things to everyone, and people laughed at Wang Chen in their hearts, thinking that she was like an old hen guarding calves.

Yang Congcong said: "Sister Wang Chen, you are too serious, the child is only a little older, there is no need to be so guarded." ”

Wang Chen glared at Yang Congcong and said indignantly: "Do you know that the child is the flower of the motherland, the future of the world, and the hope of the nation, who will he protect if he is not protected?" Your brother-in-law said that from now on, I must protect my stomach like my own eyes. ”

Wan Xin interjected: "Sister Wang Chen, you really don't have the ability to cover it, more than a month ago, you were still touching men everywhere like a fire in the house, it's only been a few days, and you have a husband and a child." ”

Wang Chen said proudly: "That's it, sisters, I'm happy now, you guys have to hurry up, it's a trivial matter to delay yourself, don't delay the child." ”

Yang Congcong asked, "Then how did you find your brother-in-law?" ”

Wang Chen cocked his right leg to his left leg and said triumphantly: "It's not simple, out of our neon company, outside is a man's world, as long as you look for it with your heart, you can pull out a handsome guy from the garbage heap." ”

Wang Chen's words made everyone look like black-eyed blue.

Yang Congcong pouted and said: "Sister Wang Chen, you still say that Huaqing is not like words, I think you are the most uninteresting, and you don't tell us about such a big thing as marriage, what's the matter, I'm afraid that we will rob you of your husband!" ”

"Who said I was married?"

Xiang Li looked at Wang Chen in a daze and said, "Aren't you going to get married?" You've got kids! ”

"Who says you have to get married if you have children? Sister Xiang Li, why do I think you seem to have climbed out of the horse king pile, what is the world now, I'm afraid there are many people who have children who are in school and are not married. ”

When Wang Chen said this, he looked at everyone triumphantly, and said excitedly: "My husband and I have already discussed, and now our central work is to make children, first build ten or eight out, and then family planning will not be able to find our stubble." ”

I don't know why, Xiang Li's expression suddenly became very strange, first looking at Wang Chen very jealously, and then glaring at his colleague Ma Han who had been standing silently in the corner with extremely resentful eyes.

Yang Congcong shouted: "Brag, you, the cost of raising a child is so high now, let alone ten or eight, I'm afraid you can't afford to support even one." ”

Wang Chen said confidently: "This is unfounded, don't you see what the situation is now, the streets are full of leftover women like you, who still has children?" Who has what it takes to have children? ”

The room suddenly felt like an aria was singing, and sighs came and went.

Wang Chen continued: "In a few years, the baby will become a rare animal like a giant panda, and then the situation will be completely reversed, and there is no need to raise a child at all, like you people, you must take money to raise a child, take the money and take the money, but you don't even want to touch the child's hair." ”

Wan Xin smiled bitterly and said: "Sister Wang Chen, we have no enmity with you, you have made us miserable, and let us take the money, and you don't let us touch the children, and don't let us live?" ”

"That can't be helped, who made you so irresponsible, if you are like you, the country will not perish? The state is preparing to issue a decree that you must levy your irresponsible tax on people like you who do not look up, do not marry, do not marry, and have infertility. ”

Yang Congcong quipped: "Since we are already taxpayers, we have to give us a little bit of the rights that taxpayers should enjoy, why don't we let us see our children?" We are the children's food and clothing parents! ”

"Of course, I am afraid that your behavior will affect the child and set a bad example for the child, the child is already a scarce animal, if you take it badly, and learn that you don't look up, don't itch, don't marry, don't get married, and have infertility, what will our country become!"

Although Wang Chen said a gag joke, it made everyone's mood very low, and for a while, the atmosphere in the office was very dull.

Wang Chen saw that everyone's mood was wrong, so she hurriedly changed the topic, she looked at Hua Qing with a confused face, and said in a coquettish voice: "Hua Qing, why are you shy like a big boy, you don't welcome the eldest sister!" ”

Hua Qing whispered: "Welcome, of course welcome." ”

Wang Chen laughed: "Look at you, this guy looks more like a big boy." ”

Wan Xin deliberately said loudly: "Maybe Hua Qing is really a big man, isn't he smart?" ”

Yang Congcong glared at Wan Xin and said, "What are you asking me for?" How would I know? ”

Wan Xin said: "Why don't you admit it, didn't you say that you touched him?" ”

"You fart, you just touched him, Wan Xin, you don't fucking take me to the ditch, the old lady will never fall for you again."

Wang Chen saw that Yang Congcong was really angry, so he persuaded him: "You really treat Hua Qingmei's paper as a man, what can you do if you can't touch it?" If you don't dare to touch it, I'll touch it for you to see if Hua Qing is a black sheep or a white egg. ”

Wang Chen said, and the hippie smiling face reached out to grab Hua Qing's crotch.

At this time, Liao Yu appeared at the door.

Wan Xin suppressed his voice and whispered: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, the main palace lady is here." ”

Liao Yu walked in, glanced around the room, and then forced Wan Xin to say: "What is the West Palace of the Main Palace, don't make such jokes in the future, if anyone sprays feces with ulterior motives, the old lady will send her into the cold palace." ”