Zhang Jiujiu hurriedly opened the door that had not been completely closed, ready to escape at any time. Who knows what this thief will do when he knows he has been discovered?

Anyway, I don't have much value other than the computer, and by the way, the knife. But nothing is as important as your own life, it's better to save your life.

As for whether there is anything worth stealing in the room of the two girls, it is not Zhang Jiujiu's concern.

Although Zhang Jiujiu is not a bad person, he is not a bad person, and he has not yet realized that he is desperate to protect other people's property.

"Tell me quickly, who the hell are you? Why is it in my home? Otherwise, I'd call the police. Zhang Jiujiu said, and took out his mobile phone to threaten.

"Can you really see me?" The man asked again inexplicably.

"You are a big living person, standing in my house, of course I can see it. Don't tell me you're a ghost. In broad daylight, I won't be fooled by you. Zhang Jiujiu didn't know why he said that.

"Can you see me? Isn't this scientific? You shouldn't be able to see me, are you? Are you a monastic? The man in the room had regained his composure, looked left and right at his two hands, and said suspiciously.

"What cultivators don't cultivate? I studied electrical, not civil engineering. Again, who are you? What are you doing in my house? Needless to say, I really called the police. Zhang Jiujiu asked for the third time.

Zhang Jiujiu raised the mobile phone in his hand and pressed his fingers towards the keyboard.

"Don't call, I say, I say. My name is Bai Yongliang, and I called you. The people in the room hurriedly stretched out their hands to stop him, in fact, even if he didn't stop him, it would be fine, and others wouldn't be able to see him at all.

"Are you really Bai Yongliang? So what's your screen name? Zhang Jiujiu asked. He was afraid that this person was impersonating, so he used this method to verify it.

"I'm Bai Yongliang, the web editor of Skylight Book City, and the Angel of Light. Right, I won't lie to you. Bai Yongliang replied cooperatively.

"Are you really a web editor Light Angel? Then you don't want to be your editor, why do you come to my house? Changed to a thief? I don't have anything of value. Zhang Jiujiu was still puzzled.

"I'm not a thief, I thought you couldn't see me, I'll go to your house...... I...... I ...... "Bai Yongliang, this white photon immortal actually stuttered for a while.

Immortals cannot lie in front of mortals, otherwise, they will be punished by karma. The form and size of the punishment are unknown. Of course, this rule is invalid between immortals and immortals.

Bai Guang didn't want to break the rules in front of a mortal in order to hide his intentions. If this cause and effect is provoked, the punishment will be small, and if there is a big punishment at random, it will be more than worth the loss.

There was a precedent for this. An immortal also came to the world to perform tasks. A child was born with his eyes open, saw him, and asked him what he was doing.

This immortal was on his mission at the time, sending a disaster to the entire village. When the child asked, he was caught off guard and said casually, "I'm strolling." ”

As a result, unfortunately, the causal punishment that this immortal received at random turned out to be the destruction of the Dharma Body. The so-called Dharma body is the body of the immortal before he becomes an immortal.

The Dharma Body is very important to the immortals, and its degree is no less than the body for people. If the Dharma Body is well preserved, the Immortal can nourish the Immortal with the help of the Dharma Body in the event that the Immortal Ge is injured.

In a sense, the Dharmakaya is equivalent to the second life of the immortals. So the price of that immortal is really huge.

When asked, as an immortal, you can not answer the other party's question. But you must not make up nonsense and deceive the other party. As soon as the deception is spoken, cause and effect are generated.

The effective period of the causal punishment is also unpredictable, it may be at that time, it may be ten years and 100 years, and there are very few cases that have not taken effect until now. However, this made those immortals who committed karma even more trembling.

Who knows when, where, and what the punishment will be? It's better to finish it sooner and take it easy.

There is another situation that worries these immortals even more, and that is when they are either punished in other ways, or when they are reincarnated as human beings. At this time, if the causal punishment takes effect, it will be tantamount to adding insult to injury.

When they are reincarnated as humans, they are also **mortals, and they don't have any mana, and at this time, the causal punishment is like being executed on a mortal, and they basically have no way to deal with it.

The ending can be imagined, either the heavenly punishment that has been suffered will be endured again, or the experience will be declared a failure.

There is no need to say more about the heavenly punishment of being punished twice, everyone will understand this when they think about it.

It is not easy for immortals to get the opportunity to experience in the world. There are a lot of conditions that need to be met before they can get one such opportunity. Every experience means that this immortal will have a chance to go further.

If the experience fails, the immortal needs to pay at least twice as much as the previous opportunity before he can be allowed to experience in the human world again.

It is conceivable how taboo the gods are about causal punishment.

Bai Guangzi squeaked and whined for a long time, and did not tell Zhang Jiujiu the purpose of his visit. You can't just tell him, "I was sent by Heaven to punish you, and I want to play tricks on you", right?

Although Bai Guangzi did not explain his purpose, Zhang Jiujiu verified that the person in front of him was Bai Yongliang, so he relaxed his vigilance.

But he became more and more suspicious, he had nothing, and others would not do such a big trick against him. Zhang Jiujiu thought about it carefully, and there was really nothing on his body that could make others worry about it.

Is it for those two girls? That's outrageous, isn't it? Zhang Jiujiu himself was not familiar with those two girls. Trying to deceive them through him, this abacus is too bad.

Besides, who knew that Zhang Jiujiu shared a house with them? After thinking about it, Zhang Jiujiu didn't figure out anything famous.

"I don't have anything to worry about anyway, it doesn't matter. Just know that you are Bai Yongliang. I was so dizzy that I had to go to sleep. Take care of yourself. Zhang Jiujiu made a gesture of please to the door.

Zhang Jiujiu was really dizzy, and after saying a word, he didn't care whether Bai Guangzi left or not, pushed open his door, planted himself on the bed, and fell asleep.

Zhang Jiujiu said that he was back to write a novel, but QQ's prompt message flashed so badly that Zhang Jiujiu didn't wake up to take a look. There is even a shaky window, you can imagine how anxious the other party is to communicate with him.

Bai Guangzi had just entered Zhang Jiujiu's house, and he hadn't even entered Zhang Jiujiu's room before he was bumped into by Zhang Jiujiu.

At this time, Zhang Jiujiu slept like a dead pig, and it is estimated that he would not wake up if he was thrown downstairs from here. It just so happened that Bai Yongliang could implement his plan.

Bai Yongliang was sent by the Heavenly Court to tease Zhang Jiujiu, and he didn't say how to do it, nor did he say how much he could do it. Then it all depends on Bai Guangzi's own performance.

Bai Yongliang walked to the front of the computer desk, and there was no sound in his footsteps. He is a god, and he has no weight. The attraction of the earth has no effect on them.

However, when they are in the mortal world, they can't behave differently from ordinary people, so their every move and gesture are exactly the same as ordinary people.

He also knew how to use computers, and gave them a brief training before they went down. It's short for mortals, but they're immortals, and they can receive information much faster than the fastest computer can transmit it.

This short training is equivalent to updating the information in their minds to the latest, and they are clear about all the latest news, news, technology, and dynamics of human beings, and even the ** of some celebrities.

Some of the core information, including the production and use of the latest weapons, the defense systems of some countries, and future space plans, they know more than the presidents of those countries.

Like the computer in front of me, White Photon can bring its system to military grade in minutes. It's just that there's no point in doing this, he's not here to give benefits, he's here to tease Zhang Jiujiu.

"Hey, hey, hey" Just like all the scenes in the movie where the bad guys appear, Bai Guangzi smiled gloomily and sat down on the chair in front of the computer desk.

"Hello, what's the matter?" Bai Yongliang opened the prompt message and replied to the message directly.

"What's the matter? What are you talking about? You look at the watch, what time is it? You say what could happen. "The other end of the network is uncertain and angry.

"Eldest sister, if you don't say anything, how do I know what's going on. Even if I guess something, it doesn't have to be what you said, so tell me something quickly. If I don't delay you, it's none of my business. "Bai Guangzi and others are stinking and poor.

The other party did not reply to the text message, but sent a voice.

The white light bolt clicked on the playback, and an almost roaring voice came.

"Zhang Jiujiu, don't be poor with me, I'm looking for you, can you not know what's going on? Give you three minutes to get my business done, or I'll let you have something to do!" ”

"Wow, girls are so fierce now! It's hard to mess with. How did Zhang Jiujiu provoke such a master. Hey, it seems that let me help you out. Bai Guangzi listened to the voice message and said to himself.

"I'm sorry, beauty, Zhang Jiujiu is sleeping, I'm not Zhang Jiujiu, I'm using his QQ to send you a message. Is there anything I need to convey to him? Bai Yongliang sent the message back to the past.

"Don't fill me with garlic, Malier, happy, what are you talking about, you can handle everything I have when you have this time." This time, it was a text message sent back. Obviously, the other party didn't believe that it was not Zhang Jiujiu himself who replied to her now.

"Why don't I follow the ass and make room for you? Coquette! Yun Ying completely ignored her immortal image and scolded loudly.

"You're a vixen, your whole family is a vixen!" The matchmaker has been pulling the media for others, but she is lonely and single, and what she is most afraid of is that people will slander him as a junior.

"Yo, who is praising the mourners behind their backs? Girl, quarrels are quarrels, don't talk to me! Su Daji's eyes flew sideways, and several immortals on the scene, young and old, this soul flew away.

"You're not a good thing either. hook up three and four, and bring disaster to the country and the people. Why was Nuwa Niangniang so merciful back then, and didn't let you be destroyed? Yun Ying was not soft about such a role, and said bluntly and sarcastically.

At that time, Su Daji was ordered by Nuwa Niangniang to go to the capital of the Shang Kingdom to sing songs, confusing the king and ruining the Yin Shang world. was supposed to obey the heavens, but she was bewitched by Shen Gongbao, unprovoked evil, cruel thieves, poisonous and loyal martyrs, tragic and abnormal, and the virtue of heaven and good life, and the evil was pervasive, and it was reasonable to correct the law.

Nuwa Niangniang remembered that it was not easy for Su Daji to practice for thousands of years, leaving her remnant soul under the extreme northern ice field for thousands of years. Su Daji was blessed by misfortune, devoted herself to cultivation, and finally achieved positive results, and was canonized as the god of iceberg beauty by the Jade Emperor after being released. For this reason, the Queen Mother also had a big quarrel with the Jade Emperor.

"Okay, okay, you all don't argue. It's a lot old, and I can't hide it. I'm here today to discuss business. The white-bearded old fairy with long horns was a member of the board of directors, and he couldn't listen to it anymore, so he stepped forward to stop the quarrel.

As the saying goes, three women in one play. With Su Daji, the matchmaker, and Yun Ying, this is very lively. If it's okay, it's also a pleasant thing to watch the three beauty gods quarrel, and it's eye-catching.

"yes, stop arguing. Where are you all here? It's almost time, so let's all take our seats. Zhang Guolao also opened the circle.

"Old Zhang, didn't Gongzi Lu come today?" The matchmaker glanced at Zhang Guo's old man and asked. He had no ability to resist Lu Dongbin's gentlemanly demeanor.

"Death does not change!" Yun Ying muttered, and was suppressed by Pei Hang with divine power. He was afraid that if the war broke out again, he would be affected again.

"Today, I'm a representative, Miss Hong'er, I'm sorry. I'll bring your brother Lu over to you another day. It's been a long time since I've played chess with Yue Lao'er. Zhang Guo smiled hehehe.

"Elder Zhang, don't make fun of the slave family." The matchmaker blushed and hurriedly walked towards the seat.

"A few chatted slowly, and the mourning family also said goodbye." Su Daji still considers herself the queen. She said goodbye, and the gods and goddesses of all ages and children who listened to them were crispy and numb. It's useless.

"Everyone was quiet. All sit down, sit down. Now the meeting is open. "The person presiding over the meeting was the white-bearded old fairy who was chatting with Zhang Guo just now." Let's first learn the spirit of the Jade Emperor on streamlining meetings. Be sure to shorten the meeting time, reduce the number of meetings, and talk less nonsense......"

Half an hour passed. The old fairy was still holding a document and reading the charter. All the immortals in the audience were drowsy and crumbling. There were also a few hands under the table, heads down, and there was silly music.

"Okay, now it's time to officially vote on the case of Zhang Jiujiu writing an online novel to slander important members of the Heavenly Court. Zhang Jiujiu's loss has been placed in your virtual brain, you can check it for yourself. Next, please agree to let go of Zhang Jiujiu's immortal hand. The old fairy announced.

Somewhere down there is listening to him? Not to mention raising his hand, there was not even a reaction. These directors have never been very concerned about these motions that do not concern them.

The people who organized the meeting were also well aware of the situation, and in order to escape responsibility, they generally voted in the way of letting the suspect go by raising their hands. That's why the vast majority of mortal events that are submitted to the Board of Directors for resolution are passed.

"Okay, the unanimous vote passed to severely punish Zhang Jiujiu. After the meeting, the Zhaowen Yuan was asked to submit a punishment method, and the Metropolitan Criminal Court sent a god to the mortal world to enforce it. Meeting. ”

"What do you say? Let us provide a solution? Why didn't they think about it when they made a decision? Let's provide punitive measures. There is no precedent to follow! That little mortal is too, the world of flowers, the weather is myriad, what to write about the heavenly court, this little bit of! A little fairy complained.

After the meeting of the board of directors, the content of the resolution was distributed to the various ministries and commissions. The other departments are fine, haha, and ignore the past. There is nothing to do in the Metropolitan Criminal Court for the time being, and they can do whatever kind of order they give, and they don't need to use that brain cell.

Not so badly. They had to come up with a plan as soon as possible. Otherwise, the resolution will not be able to proceed. In fact, it is not without a time when there are policies and countermeasures. But this time it was only a mortal involved, and no one interceded. They will not miss a good opportunity to make meritorious contributions.

"Who's to say it isn't. It's a big fart, won't Yangdeyuan do it himself? It's not that they don't have a law enforcement brigade, but they want to go online! It's good now, but it's hard for our brothers. The other little fairy also said reluctantly.

said that they are two little immortals, but in fact, they are both some old qualifications. Both of them are gods, gods, and three generations. The early ones were arranged to the idle department of the Zhaowen Academy. This department is just playing with the pen and supporting the tricks. They are not responsible for the specifics.

They are bored every day. In fact, the top gave this order, and the brothers just happened to grind their mouths. But there are still grudges. The most thing they usually do is gossip about some little fairies in Yaochi, a few female disciples in the Purple Bamboo Forest, and who in the Moon Palace has hit the wall.

"Actually, this kid is quite interesting. Come, look at this. Isn't this the secret of the Heavenly Palace? How did he come up with the idea? Little genius. "A little fairy with colorful clothes on his body is there hehehe

He also had a big crown on his head. This is a little immortal who has just attained the Tao of Peacock Essence, and his mana is weak, and he was forcibly recommended by the Holy Beast Mountain. There aren't a few people in this department who didn't come through the back door.

The others who had no way out were either incorporated into heavenly soldiers, or were arranged to go to Tianshui Prison, saying that they had to hone their will first. In fact, who can come to their level, which one hasn't gone through a thousand hardships and dangers, and died a life? Do you still need the will to cultivate? It's just a rhetoric about "need-based" allocation.

"Really? Got something fun? Did you write about the messenger of the Pure Altar? I must have written about the messenger of the Pure Altar and Chang'e. A bald fairy happily interjected. He usually likes to bring small jokes to his colleagues. He's the pistachio in the office.

"The Pure Altar Messenger is too, he was a nymphomaniac when he was Marshal Tianpeng. Before asking for the scriptures, there are also beautiful people who accompany them. This cultivation has achieved positive results, and he has become a messenger, but he is even more favored by these goddesses. You see, he has a bunch of fans everywhere he goes. The little fairy who complained earlier said enviously.

"People have sweet mouths, and everyone they see is the elder sister and the elder sister is short. Who thinks of you, so mean all day long. If I were a fairy daughter, I wouldn't want to stay with you longer. "The two immortals who were still allies before quarreled because of this imaginary fairy daughter.

"We've never seen anyone close to each other. You didn't go to your old man's place to draw a half. He's a beautiful fairy there. The other sarcastic.

The father of this little fairy who was ridiculed is a rooster god who is now the lead singer of the fairy orchestra. There are more fans. The Fairy Orchestra is also next to the Fairy Dance Troupe. Those little wave hooves make any little fairy weak at first sight.

"Don't mention my Father. My mother is about to divorce him. Surrounded by goblins every day. As soon as I went home, I was covered with the smell of Yaochi late at night. I don't know why my father is so charismatic. I can't beat him. Every time I went, the goblins treated me as a nephew and didn't give me a chance to show the demeanor of a male god at all. "This little god is also very depressed.

"Just like your sissy cannon, you're still a male god. You put on powder, rub rouge, and go on stage with them. "The other little fairy didn't miss a single opportunity to hit him.

"you, you're a mother! All of you are a mother! His orchid finger was just stretched out and he took it back.

"You two don't grind. Hurry up and come up with a plan. I'll have to watch the Yao Chi lottery in a while. I crushed the No. 8 peach. It is said that this No. 8 sucked up all the peaches next to it before it was ripe. That one must be the biggest. An old fairy next to him said.

"You guessed wrong. I heard from the small story that the area where No. 8 was located was peed by Bi Ma Wen. That's why they all dried up, and this one survived. Can it be big? Another middle-aged immortal was also happy to do this.

The Monkey King of the year is now a fighting Buddha, but among the immortals of the older generation, he is still called Bi Ma Wen. In person, he is called the Great Sage. This great sage himself doesn't care. He just needs to have a good time. No matter where you go, you have to eat and drink.

It is said that the three brothers who learned from the West Heaven had a lot of credit back then. After nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, he worked hard to help the master retrieve the scriptures back to the Eastern Tang Dynasty. How many people's faith has been saved, and how many sentient beings have been universalized.

It stands to reason that these people should be opening the altar to preach and broadcasting the Buddha's voice. But they don't. The messenger of the pure altar lingers among the flowers, the golden-bodied Arhat walks far away from the rivers and lakes, and the Buddha is obsessed with the Dan Dao.

The most frequented by this great sage is the Alchemy Pavilion of Taishang Laojun. Lao Jun treated him as if he was guarding against something. However, he has a sharp eye, and he can see from the state of Lao Jun's disciple how far the pill has been refined. Whenever the furnace is opened, the first one inevitably enters the stomach of the great sage.

Lao Jun is also used to this, and every time he prepares more raw materials. The Great Sage has never fallen. Recently, he's been obsessed with it himself. Consciously and voluntarily became the fire boy of Taishang Laojun.

It's a bit far away, and I'll explain the matter of the Great Sage later.

The two immortals were debating whether or not Number Eight was the biggest problem. Isn't it the Queen Mother's birthday that is approaching? The steward of Pan Taoyuan began to get busy. He counted the peaches that could be picked this year. The periphery has placed a bet.

The gambling game was opened by Zhao Gongming. Zhao Gongming has now basically taken a back seat, and his subordinate fortune messenger Chen Jiugong has basically taken over his main business. However, Zhao Gongming was born as a god of wealth after all. The business opportunity is grasped, stable, accurate, and ruthless.

It can be said that he is now the richest man in the entire Heavenly Court. Of course, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother sit on the world, which is still incomparable.

Zhao Gongming's industry spreads to all corners. He even suggested to the Jade Emperor to collect a "Reiki tax". Of course, he didn't want to generate income for Heavenly Court, he wanted to resell the aura absorption quota.

His proposition is that many immortals now do not contribute to Heavenly Court, but they enjoy the rich aura of Heavenly Court for free. The amount of aura used by each immortal should be limited according to the size of their contribution to the Heavenly Court. He also introduced the concentration technology of the human world, compressing the spiritual energy into spiritual liquid for sale.

There are two ways to cultivate the immortals in Heavenly Court, one is aura, which can improve strength as long as you breathe, and the other is to absorb it with the help of the spiritual essence contained in the spirit stone with certain exercises. The spiritual fluid he developed was between the aura and the spirit stone.

Although the effect of the spirit liquid is not as good as that of the spirit stone. However, it is important to know that spirit stones can only be found in ore veins. Veins are scarce. In addition, there is a large expansion of the court today. As a result, the ore resources are obviously insufficient.

Another advantage of the spiritual fluid is that it does not require the cooperation of the exercises. Any god can use it. This is a blessing for those little immortals who have no background. It's just that the price is too high.

Zhao Gongming also presided over the reform of the Heavenly Court's currency. In the past, the transactions in the heavenly court were directly exchanged with the magic weapon elixir. This can easily lead to unfair transactions. Later, the spirit stone was used as the standard of measurement.

Now, with the full promotion of Zhao Gongming, Heavenly Court has entered a comprehensive virtual currency era. That is, the spirit stone is classified as a product of the Heavenly Court, and no individual immortal is allowed to give it to each other privately. There are tracking measures throughout the purchase and sale and use of spirit stones.

When the spirit stone is purchased, the person who will use it must be designated. The franchise department will be branded in the spirit stone. The use of immortals that do not match the brand is illegal. Even if you use it, its effect is halved on its own.

The so-called virtual heavenly court currency is that you can't see the form of currency at all. Currency is a set of data that is engraved into the depths of the immortal's soul through a powerful energy source. It can only be transferred when the owner lets go of his will. The holder also has control over the amount transferred.

The person in charge of making the virtual currency is the sun god Xihe, which is directly executed by the three-legged golden crow, which is first entered into the Lingyuan of the Qianling Pavilion, and then after a large number of exchanges, the spirit stones in the hands of the gods have become virtual heavenly currency, which is called the spirit yuan, and the unit is the spirit. In order to facilitate trading, Mao Ling and Fen Ling are also set up, which are one thousandth and one millionth of a spirit respectively.

Sorry, it's too far away. Back to discussing how to punish Zhang Jiujiu.

"And what number are you pressing?" The old fairy asked.

"Keep it a secret for now, hehe, I have inside information. Wait for me to have a treat. The middle-aged fairy was proud.

"Wait until you lose it all. You won't be able to press Lingyuan, right? The old fairy asked.

"Of course. This little news of mine is not easy to come by. The middle-aged fairy kept his mouth shut.

Zhao Gongming's bureau has all kinds of tricks. There are strange bets, some gambling, some big bets, some small bets, and one is the one that looks most similar to the forehead of the birthday star. In short, there is no trick that he can't think of. Let you take out the spirit yuan no matter what.

"Okay, let's stop gossiping, the capital is still waiting over there. Let's do it, let's all say that it's not easy to unify. I'll give you a few options, and we'll vote. A middle-aged fairy, dressed decently and looking like a leader, decisively interrupted their conversation.

"Okay, let's talk about it, what are the options?" The old fairy really wants to end it quickly. The words of the middle-aged fairy made him not very confident. It seems that No. 8 Pan Tao'er is indeed the only one left in the surrounding area, but if it is really hurt by a bubble of urine from the Great Sage, it is not easy to say

"Say it quickly, say it quickly, you all have the virtual light brain on, if you get the bonus, I'll call you. Let's go to Bliss, a dragon. The middle-aged immortal seemed to have obtained the spirit yuan, and said generously.

"I have three strategies, and each strategy has three methods. Now let's decide how to implement the first policy. Those who are in favor of the upper policy raise their hands, those who are in favor of the middle policy raise their left hands, and those who are in favor of the lower policy raise their right hands. Those who do not raise their hands abstain from voting. If more than one-third of the abstentions are cast, the result of this ballot will be invalid. If there is no more than half of the votes, the least number of votes will be removed, and the remaining items will continue to be voted on until a result of more than half of the votes is selected, and the voting is over. The middle-aged cadre announced.

"Raise your hands, don't delay everyone's time. I'll have something to do in a moment. The peacock god said.

"Are you going to meet the new flower god from the Fengxian Palace? I've heard that there are many gods who support her. You won't get any good! The lizard god said as he spat out his slender tongue.

"Well, I've heard that, too. I heard that Uncle Cao Guo's son is also in the pursuit of her. Someone saw him give his most beloved flute to the flower fairy. "There is a lot of gossip about middle-aged immortals.

"Alright, alright, let's get down to business. When you get to the meeting, you go off-topic, and when you get to the meeting, you go off-topic. I didn't let you discuss it today. Just raise your hand. Don't move your mouth, shut your mouth for me. Otherwise, I'll switch to scene mode! "The middle-aged cadres were intimidated.

In order to allow these immortals to better deal with all kinds of different things, Heavenly Court has several sets of design plans for each department and department. Each package is targeted. However, they don't need to move the place, as long as the person in charge activates a certain mode, the surrounding scenes and office facilities will be switched.

For example, the department they are in now has 33 modes, such as the standby mode, the preparation mode, the leisure mode, the celebration mode, the document sorting mode, the law and regulation amendment mode, the voting mode, the discussion mode, the study mode, and so on.

Other departments are different, and the scale of the scene is also different. If the combat unit still has some battle mode, formation mode, exercise mode, duel mode, and individual training mode for various scenarios.

Some palace departments with large enough territory have even opened up ancient battlefields to mimic the battles of ancient gods. And the future war mode, this is amazing, any immortal who joins in can conjure up spells and magic weapons that meet their own requirements through their own imagination, and use it to achieve combat practice.

Its greatest function is much more than that, it can also point out the advantages and disadvantages of the magic weapons that participate in the imagination of the gods, as well as the possibility of developing them into real magic spells. Many immortals have developed their own magic weapons and spells according to the points of the virtual mode.

Of course, if you want to go to such a grand ancient battlefield and future battlefield, the price you have to pay for entering it once is also expensive. The average little fairy is discouraged. And the older generation disdains to participate. As a result, this kind of battlefield mode is almost a door, they are just a façade and a symbol of strength of some power departments. Occasionally, it's used to do research, which requires a huge amount of money to get started.

The mode that middle-aged cadres say to switch is the voting mode, and they usually do it in casual mode. There is very little substantive work in this department. Their main task is to deal with the annual Immortal Law Amendment.

The so-called voting mode is to isolate each participating immortal in a small and confined dark space, where they can receive instructions and make choices according to the instructions, and cannot talk to each other. The mode cannot be canceled until the results are available.

So when the big guys hear that the boss is going to switch modes, they are all honest. Who knows how many directives middle-aged cadres have? They won't be able to come out if it's not over, although they all know that it won't take a while, but they all feel more comfortable in their current state.

"Okay, everybody's not talking, so let's start voting." As he spoke, the color of the scene changed. Although it does not enter voting mode, there are still options for different atmospheres in the scene.

Just look at the surroundings of more than a dozen immortals have turned blue, the immortals who did not raise their hands are gray, those who raised their hands have turned red, those who raised their left hands have become yellow, and those who have raised their right hands have become green.

After entering this atmosphere, the activities will be recorded by the scene mode and sealed as an archive for later reference.

"Okay, the vote is over, everyone can put their hands down." After the middle-aged cadre finished speaking, the scene returned to its natural color.

"I now declare the result of the vote. The 3762nd Resolution of the Mortal Network Revision Guidance Group of the Mortal Network Revision Steering Group of the Ordinary Affairs Office of the General Affairs Office of the Zhaowen Academy: The number of gods represented in the voting was 17 gods, and the voting results were valid. The middle-aged cadre shook his head and announced the results obtained by calling up the virtual light brain.

"There are 15 valid votes, three votes in favor of the upper policy, six votes in favor of the middle policy, and eight votes in favor of the lower policy. Since there are no more than half of the projects, they need to move on to the next round of voting. Remove the top policy with the least number of votes, and ask everyone to vote in the middle policy and the bottom policy. Raising the left hand is in favor of the middle policy, raising the right hand is in favor of the next policy, and raising both hands is an abstention. This vote is valid for everyone to raise their hands. Such a decision is to avoid being lazy and not raising your hand.

"Why do you still vote? Isn't there an eight-vote item? Eight and eight o'clock five are not far off! The peacock god was full of complaints.

"It's almost there, and it's not a big deal." The old fairy complained in a gentle drizzle.

"After all, there is still no majority of the eight votes. Principles cannot be lost. The middle-aged cadre explained seriously.

"An ant wrote a few words that were just made up. There's no need to go through such a big deal at all. After all, the little fairy was impetuous, and directly expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Eh, little brother, be cautious, be cautious. Don't talk nonsense about the things above. The middle-aged fairy kindly reminded.

The gods and immortals began to talk about it again......

In the time when the above raised hands were in full swing to decide Zhang Jiujiu's fate, two days had passed in the mortal world.

"Wow, Editor Liang, I'm on the list." Zhang Jiujiu cheered and sent a QQ voice to the editor.

"See, congratulations. The boy is making rapid progress! This is the rhythm of being a god. When the time comes, don't forget my sister and me. The editor also used QQ voice to reply. I couldn't hide my joy in my voice.

"That's natural, if it weren't for my sister's support and guidance, how could I have my little brother today? Don't forget to dig wells. Rest assured, sister, I'm not that kind of person. Zhang Jiujiu got a little carried away.

"What kind of person is that?" The editor asked knowingly.

"What kind of person is that kind of person!" Zhang Jiujiu replied, hesitated slightly, and then said, "Or, sister, let's get to know each other better?" ”

"Okay." Without thinking, the editor replied with two words. After a breath, I watched a cartoon of a girl riding a boy slapping her mouth on the screen, followed by a line of words: "Go deep into your big-headed ghost." Little brat, don't learn well. If you fix these out-of-tune bastard words, I'll ban you! ”

"Don't, sister, I'm sincere." Zhang Jiujiu said aggrievedly.

"Say it again! Besides, I'm going to block your novel today! The editor said instead of a text message.

"Sister, can't I be wrong? I mean, I really thank you. If it weren't for your homepage, my clicks wouldn't be so high. Zhang Jiujiu also honestly tapped on the keyboard.

"You know wow! Sister is a woman from a good family, you won't tease me in the future! Or pop your balls. "This language, where is there a little bit of a good family taste, the whole thirteenth sister!

After nearly two days of hard work, Zhang Jiujiu updated more than 10,000 words, and the number of clicks increased geometrically. And that's not even counting the crazy reprints of pirate sites. The editors of various websites on QQ who apply to add his friends are also full of strange tricks and various temptations. There are internal signings, buyouts, and even annual subscriptions.

It is not easy for websites to survive now, mainly relying on various venture capital, advertising, and sponsorship. But if you don't have clicks, who's throwing money at you? Behind the big websites are the support of the consortium, and they don't care about this piece of gossip, but those small websites are different. They are all on the verge of a life-and-death struggle, and may be lost to the dust of history at any time.

In an increasingly competitive environment, websites that focus on online novels want to cultivate gods under their own brands. To put it mildly, a great god can even save a website. Seeing the potential of Zhang Jiujiu's explosion in the past two days, can the editors of those small websites not be blushing?

Zhang Jiujiu was not moved by the enthusiasm of the editors of these websites, he signed a contract with the current website, and he could not change jobs at will. Besides, his goal is to start such a god-level website. If only the editor at the starting point could have a conversation with him, hehe, maybe ......

Of course, the starting point is very standardized and professional, and the editors of the starting point disdain to do this kind of digging into the wall. The starting point is a place where great gods are made.

Zhang Jiujiu is dreaming of becoming a god, and at the same time, he continues to dig out his heart to compile his online novel "Journey to the West". This is an epic masterpiece that has the potential to change the trajectory of his life. He wants to rely on this masterpiece to say goodbye to instant noodles and his little dark house.

With a "beep", one of the offices of the Zhaowen Academy in the Heavenly Court returned to its normal mode. This indicates that the vote on the question of the severity of Zhang Jiujiu's punishment has already come to fruition.

An office in the Heavenly Court of the Zhaowen Academy also quickly completed the second round of voting. The result of the vote should be a good thing for Zhang Jiujiu. Because finally more than half of them think that Zhang Jiujiu should be punished lightly. It belongs to the warning category.

Then everyone started talking about how to do it. The plan is decided by them, but the specific implementation is the gods of the Metropolitan Criminal Court. Therefore, the problem of implementation difficulty is completely out of consideration. There are even a few propositions that not only to punish Zhang Jiujiu, but also to embarrass the immortals of the Metropolitan Criminal Court.

They all work together in the same heavenly court, and it is inevitable that they will sometimes come into contact with each other, and they have been hundreds of thousands of years, and who has not had a grudge or grievance. It is reasonable for God to want to declare personal vendettas.

So, after some intense discussion, a strange punishment was born: teasing Zhang Jiujiu for a long time must not cause physical or mental harm. Seeing this result, they all laughed themselves.

"Now the results of the vote are in. The voting was carried out by everyone's approval, and it was also the result of the unanimous understanding of most of the gods. Do you still have any objections? If not, I'll submit it to the Office of Routine Affairs for approval. The middle-aged cadre shook his head as he spoke.

The gods heard: "The "Resolution of the 3762nd Resolution of the Mortal Network Revision Guidance Group of the Mortal Yellow Emperor Chronicle 4713" has been sent to the Emergency Affairs Section of the Daily Affairs Office of the Zhaowen Academy, please wait for the approval!" ”

After a while, I heard "Your ...... The resolution has been forwarded to the Daily Affairs Office of Zhaowen Institute, please wait for the approval! ”

In this way, their "Resolution" was forwarded four times before they heard: "The "Resolution of the Ordinary Yellow Emperor Chronicle of the Mortal World in the Year 4713 of the Yellow Emperor in the Mortal World" submitted by you has been approved and will be transferred to the Metropolitan Criminal Court for execution. ”

Soon after, the Metropolitan Criminal Court received the content of the resolution. Their noses are crooked. What is this punishment called? Where is this punishing Zhang Jiujiu, this is clearly regulating the Metropolitan Criminal Court!

When the resolution was sent to the permanent members of the board of directors of Tianting, it was not all smooth sailing. They also went through some discussions. In the end, however, at the suggestion of a few old urchins, the resolution was passed.

"Which of you volunteered to take on this task? It's a bit ridiculous, but the reward is not low. Everyone carry forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardship or tiredness, ah. It is necessary to take the initiative to attack and to deliberately forge ahead. You can't pick and choose fat and thin, can you? "The appointed department leader has a good word.

"What a chore this is! Is this the god of healing? A little god complained, which immediately caused a chain reaction.

"Who does this Zhaowen Academy have a grudge with? So many existing methods are not used, and I have thought of such a bad idea! "God follows the trend.

"None of the gods up there understand things? It's like we've made something wrong. Some gods are dissatisfied.

"Shhh The above has its own considerations. "Leadership is leadership, this awareness, at least on the surface, is still very good.

"Boss, can we send it back and let the Zhaowen Academy gang reformulate it?" A fairy, who looked a little more sedate, asked.

"This is approved by the board of directors, how can it be so easy to change. This must be the people of Zhaowen Institute taking revenge on us! Boss, did we win the Zhaowen Academy in the last Keju competition, and they hold a grudge? "An immortal remembered some clues.

"Just the scholars of the Zhaowen Academy, one by one, they are girly, why hasn't that department brushed them? was able to be killed by us in the quarterfinals, completely because other departments didn't dare to offend them and deliberately released water! I'm embarrassed to hold a grudge against us! There are also immortals who have a different view.

"It's just their strength, if they can make it to the finals, will there be fairies to play in the future? I said dung balls, is it a matter of flower fairies, you stole the love token that other peacocks gave to flower fairies last time. A young fairy said with a smile.

"Who stole it? I just transferred. He couldn't find it himself, okay! The little fairy known as "Dung Ball" retorted. In fact, he is not ugly or smelly, on the contrary, he looks quite white and delicate.

It's just that before he became an immortal, he had a private meeting with the young lady of the rich man's family, and after the incident, he was forced by the rich man to work as a dung digger for several years. This became a joke in the future. Even if he became an immortal, he was often ridiculed by other gods for this matter. He himself is not white. Over time, "Dung Ball" became his nickname, and his real name "Ge Zhuang" was forgotten.

"Dung Ball" had some friendship with the flower fairy when he was in the mortal world. "Dung balls" are very good at making flowers and plants. At that time, the flower fairy was just a mischievous little flower essence.

After Ge Zhuang was forced to work as a dung digger, he was covered in stinking, and few people talked to him, let alone any friends. Little Flower Essence likes the smell of him very much. As for the reason, hehe, good flowers need good fat......

The little flower essence pretended to be sick, and instead of an iron tree, it "grew" in a flower pot. When Ge Zhuang saw it, he took care of it carefully every day, watering and fertilizing, pulling weeds and loosening the soil, meticulously.

Xiaohuajing was moved by Ge Zhuang's carefulness, and even secretly agreed. However, Ge Zhuang is just an ordinary man. How can the little flower essence violate the rules of heaven and reveal its true body? can only accompany Ge Zhuang silently.

Not long after, Ge Zhuang became an immortal under the guidance of a god, and he went to heaven. It wasn't until his spells improved that he knew that when he was in the mortal world, he still had a little flower spirit with him at all times.

Later, there was the current flower fairy. However, there are too many suitors of the flower fairies, and they have very little time to meet. Ge Zhuang didn't have a good impression of the bees, butterflies, or anything around the flower fairy.

The last time he went to see the flower fairy, he happened to run into the peacock god pestering the flower fairy. He took advantage of the unpreparedness of the peacock god and used a spell to hide the gift he brought.

The peacock god searched for a long time but couldn't find it. That's a good thing he did to get his hands on. Originally, it was used to curry favor with the flower fairy, but now it was completely destroyed by Ge Zhuang. However, he didn't have any evidence, so he had to say a few cruel words and leave stupidly. It is also possible to say that he holds a grudge.

"Tell me, what spell did you use that he couldn't even see through in front of you?" The little fairy who was still teasing him before was smiling at this moment.

"Two pots of elixir, I'll tell you. A pot of jade liquid is also made. Ge Zhuang started the autumn wind.

"I have a great holy urine here, do you want it?" Fighting to defeat the Buddha has become the consensus of the heavenly court. The name of the Great Sage has become the "wolf" in the mouths of the immortals. No one wants to provoke.

"If you dare to broadcast it, I'll tell you. How, dare? "The dung ball gave him a set.

"Why don't you say it. The Great Sage can't kill you with a stick. ”

"Alright, okay, you two don't bicker. Just the two of you are the youngest, carry forward your style and take the task. The leader asked them directly. In this department, however, assignments are voluntary. No one can be forced, and they are all lured by corresponding interests.

"You've got it. Boss, you cheated our brothers and sons last time, and you haven't settled accounts with you yet. Still coming? Ge Zhuang waved his hand again and again.

"It's just that you can't dig a pit, that's a pit!" The two of them usually like to fight or something. But it's really a best friend. It's also the best partner when it comes to receiving quests.

Ge Zhuang's mana is high, and he is a famous teacher. The partner's name is Wei Xiaohu, he has a good brain, and he is a ghost. The combat effectiveness of the two is far greater than the concept of one plus one. Together, they did a lot of tasks. Although the strength of the Metropolitan Criminal Court is not ranked, the number of tasks completed is one of the best. It's the star of the department.

"You really can't rely on me for what happened last time. When the task is sent, the information is also shown to you. Who knew that the news from the cave god hall was also missing? I promised you to make it back to you later. I won't break my word. So this time...... You ......" said that the leaders behind him also stammered and stammered.

"Don't go, don't go, say nothing and don't go. You look at this task. Is this something God can accomplish? Wei Xiaohu's head shook like a rattle.

"Boss, we really don't dare to take this job. With each specific measure, whether it is grasping or cracking, it is easy to do. Our brothers and sons have nothing to complain about, so we will take it. Do you look at this task, teasing? What's the joke? Ge Zhuang also waved his hand and said.

"It can't hurt the body yet, and it can't affect the spirit yet. Who has such a high means? Whoever makes the move, you can go to whom. My brother and son can't do it. "Wei Xiaohu Lori is a lot of long-winded, but she doesn't take the job.

"Who said you both went. This is a one-soldier mission, and only one reward is given. The leader added.

He didn't say that it was okay, but after saying that, the two immortals turned around and ran away. Jokes, let both of them go, let alone let only one fairy go.

"Hey, I said don't go. It's negotiable...... These two, the legs are still running really fast. Alas! The leader looked down at the task again, and sighed heavily, he didn't want to go out himself!

"Come, come, come. Since no God wants to take on this task. I decided to allocate a portion of the department's expenses as the implementation of this mission. With that, the leader swept the faces of the gods with an inquiring look.

But the results still disappointed him. No god is willing to take on this "five nos" task with no beginning, no end, no quantity, no time and no measures.

"Okay, let's switch to the drawing mode and decide the chosen choice to carry out the task."

"You need to be a little more careful with your words. Today, when our editors were in an online video conference, we specifically talked about this issue. It is said that the relevant departments will intensify the control of the online electronic publishing industry and increase the intensity of ideological education. Liang Da editor revealed some news.

Editor Liang once again broke through the relationship with online writers, and even started a video chat with Zhang Jiujiu. Editor Liang Da has clear eyebrows, pure and cute, with long hair spread over his shoulders, and a floral dark green dress, although he is sitting, he can still see a slender and slender figure. This made Zhang Jiujiu, who had not been in love for a long time, a little excited.

"What does this have to do with us writing web novels? I'm not a teacher. Zhang Jiujiu said incomprehensibly.

"The above focuses on cracking down on pornography, snake venom, gambling, and gangsterism in recent online novels. Strictly speaking, there may be some places where your online article has stepped on the red line. It's best to revise it and re-upload it. Editor Liang said worriedly.

"I didn't say anything too much! It's just a description, this little ** between them. Shouldn't it be fine? If all of what I've written crosses the red line, then some websites can be blocked directly. More than half of the novels in it are written in more detail than I do. Zhang Jiujiu said nonchalantly.

"It's better to be careful. It seems that this time the above has stepped up its efforts. It is said that the person who took charge of this matter was involved in the last Nanguan incident. That's a real knife. Don't hurt us poor little eggs. Editor Liang Da broke the news again.

"There are some places in your novels that are too delicately described. Be a little more careful, for example, when you use words. Have I changed a few places for you? Editor Liang volunteered to recommend Mao.

"No, I'll see for myself! I don't think it's too much of a problem! Zhang Jiujiu still said confidently. In the past, Zhang Jiujiu didn't dare to think that one day he would write a petty bourgeois article. Now that he has tasted the sweetness of this piece, it is so easy for him to give up.

Literati have always been talented. However, because he is only eight buckets, he is even more arrogant, even close to pedantic. Once a literati have chosen a direction, it is very difficult to turn back. It is harder to get a literati to make changes in their own proud writing than to bring back ten cows!

"Let's change it. If you really seal it one day, it will be more than worth the loss. These things are reviewed by special people. Once you are blocked, won't your achievements now be in vain? I don't know how strict the investigation will be. If the top is drastic, it will inevitably affect the pond fish below. We have to stay away and don't splash blood. Editor Liang did not give up persuasion.

"Okay, then I'll change the article today. Then you show me. Right now, this momentum is not easy to come by, and I don't want to lose it. Zhang Jiujiu chose to compromise.

Zhang Jiujiu didn't pay much attention to other people's words. However, Liang Da is an exception. Editor Liang Da has fought for his own interests. What internal signing is equivalent to treatment, what website homepage boosts, what writer protection plan, what attendance reward application, these are all handled by Liang Da's editors.

Zhang Jiujiu, a poor and sour literati who has no power and no power, can make up a few sentences, knows that he has a few catties and a few taels, and if others help him so much, he will definitely be grateful to Dade. I can't talk about having another parent, but at least it's also a guide for my own life.

Besides, people themselves are indeed for their own good. To put it utilitarianly, it may be for the sake of getting a good work for yourself, after all, there is no family and no reason, and you don't know each other. That's also helping myself in disguise. Zhang Jiujiu still has to receive this favor.

"Besides, you can't write this fairy drama into a romance! It's a work where you want to lay your groundwork. It is still necessary to grasp it on the main line. You still have to try more to practice the exercises, so that it will be good for your future development. Boys mainly attack women, and frequent romance dramas are not dominant. The emotional part can be used as a foil. But it can't be used as a main line. Editor Liang Da gave Zhang Jiujiu further preaching and teaching.

Every editor is a good teacher, or he can't become an editor. Some editors write something themselves, and even write pretty well. Zhang Jiujiu knows several such network editors. Zhang Jiujiu also communicated with them a lot.

Those editors also gave Zhang Jiujiu some advice from different angles. To be honest, Zhang Jiujiu's current level is not a little higher than when he first debuted. Even if Zhang Jiujiu didn't have a bottom line at that time, it would not be as good as writing now.

That's how life grows up slowly and step by step. No one is born to be a writer, they all have to learn from one, two, three. Even the current god-level Internet writers have to go through the process of writing "elementary school student essays".

This is also the reason why Zhang Jiujiu has been able to hold on for so long. He firmly believes that as long as he can persevere, sooner or later, he will become a person who hangs on the homepage of the website every day. Even though the last time the first page was so hard now!

"Okay, I'll keep an eye on that later. Thank you for the volume edit. Can I still get on my homepage today? I don't think I'm on the homepage. Zhang Jiujiu asked timidly after coping with a sentence.

"It's been three days in a row for you, and it's not okay! You can't be too greedy, I said brother, be careful not to chew too much. If your novel becomes more popular, maybe the editor-in-chief will ask me to urge you to write it. Editor Liang said half-threateningly.

"Hehe, I'll just ask! Anyway, it's already on the list, so there shouldn't be any problem! Zhang Jiujiu said with a simple smile.

"Okay, don't think about it so much! Hurry up and code words! When I have enough 200,000, I'll find a way to try it for you. Then you can really start making money. Editor Liang said with a grin.

"I said, sister, can we change it to an internal sign now?" Zhang Jiujiu asked with concern. Although everyone knows the nature of internal signing, as a disadvantaged group, these writers of online novels still sharpen their heads and want to be a part of this.

Compared with these retail investors who work alone, the internal signing authors are like closed disciples, they get all the delicious food and drink first, and then they leak out a little bit of dregs to compete for food for those free-range retail investors.

"How can it be so easy to sign inside? It requires the consent of three or more editors-in-chief. Do you think your level can impress three editors-in-chief at the same time? Especially my editor-in-chief, the requirements are very strict! I don't want to look at his bitter face! Editor Liang said embarrassedly.

"Got it, you'll just ask casually. What do you complain about? Okay, let's not talk about it, don't talk about it. You, the editor-in-charge, are irresponsible and don't help me. Zhang Jiujiu pretended to be angry and pouted like a little Lori.

"A little conscience, don't you? How little can I help you? Don't be dissatisfied. How many people can't get on the main push, but I've been giving you three days in a row! You didn't read those little edits! If the eyes can kill? Sister, I've been dead several times. Editor Liang stretched out his pink jade arm and poked his finger at Zhang Jiujiu on the screen and said. As if remembering something, his finger moved to the camera again.

"Got it, good sister, sister is the best for me, hehe. Let's eat! Zhang Jiujiu said sincerely.

"You've invited me more than a dozen times, hey. Which time it was put into action. Don't fix what you don't have, give my sister something affordable, and mail a bag to my sister. It's not too good, it's not too good, it's done. Editor Liang Da said with a flirtatious expression, as if he really wanted to.

"That sister will send me some food and salary to my little brother first, and my little brother's instant noodles are almost out of place." Zhang Jiujiu said with a wry smile. "Besides, if I had known that my sister was so beautiful, I would have invited my sister to dinner." He didn't forget to compliment.

"To be serious, the above is really going to start rectifying the situation in terms of online novels. You can't hit the muzzle of the gun. Be careful. Editor Liang Da returned to this question. The main purpose of her chat with Zhang Jiujiu this time was to convey the above will. But I don't want to be teased by this little author.

Zhang Jiujiu is also born with a good skin, although he is a super otaku, he pays great attention to his appearance. Fangcun's hair is not messy, thick eyebrows and big eyes, long eyelashes with layered double eyelids make girls envious.

His snow-white shirt was unbuttoned twice, and his muscified pectoral muscles were enough to make the young women fall in love with him. In addition, knowing that Liang Da edited and wanted to video with him, Zhang Jiujiu cleaned the range that the camera could reach, and the things were also placed in an orderly manner.

He even hung his favorite saber on the wall. It was the real Longquan sword, which was bought at a weapon culture exhibition, and it cost him thousands of oceans. It's also one of his rare hobbies. Of course, this Longquan Sword is only entry-level, but for Zhang Jiujiu, this is his most valuable belongings.

"The editor's sister is really conscientious, you are so worried about my little brother. I'll take notice. The first few chapters, do you really need to change? It's too much work.,The part that should be updated today isn't finished yet! Zhang Jiujiu had a bitter look on his face, begging this sister.

"It's a holiday for you today.,Just update a chapter.,Don't break the update.,Or it's not good to explain to the readers.。 You should change the text first. Now our editors are talking to their authors about this. They're all like enemies, so don't let it be! Editor Liang said solemnly.

"Okay, follow the decree of the mother. The minion will go and change the text. ”

More than a week has passed since Zhang Jiujiu revised the article, and I don't know if there was nothing wrong with his novel in the first place, or if the revision worked, and the storm never came. Zhang Jiujiu breathed a sigh of relief.

His novels are now in full swing, and once they are banned, the early efforts will be in vain. What's more, it's all free chapters now, and he hasn't been promoted to a VIP work yet, and he hasn't gotten any remuneration yet. Except for the painstaking bala who won a month's full attendance award, there was nothing to gain.

Looking at such a beautiful number of clicks and collections, if one day he was notified that "your work was blocked due to suspected prohibition", Zhang Jiujiu couldn't even cry and couldn't find a tune. Zhang Jiujiu has been writing books for a while, and he has never achieved such good results.

The first thing Zhang Jiujiu does when he opens his eyes every day is to open the computer and log in to the author's area to see if his works are alive and well, and how many clicks and favorites there are. Today is no exception. He looked at the click stats and smiled with satisfaction.

After reading his works, he opened QQ again, and communicating with his peers is also his daily homework. This seems to be an unrelated thing, but in fact, it has a great effect, in addition to keeping abreast of some industry trends, it can also exchange experiences with other writers and express their feelings. Zhang Jiujiu has always believed that good things cannot be written behind closed doors.

When QQ was opened, a news prompt popped up. Usually, Zhang Jiujiu turned off the things that popped up in this position. Today, he clicked on it with his hand.

The headline of the news is very attractive, "UFO Breaks into the White Pagoda Temple", the news should have been sent around the early hours of the morning, and in just a few hours, the number of hits exceeded the million mark.

When an advertisement was played, the video began to play, and the host's soft and sweet voice came out of the speaker: "In the middle of the night on June 2, a shining "flying object" came to the Baita Temple in the Bagongshan Forest Park in Huainan City, Anhui Province, this thing was shining, the light illuminated the sky above the entire Baita Temple, and also touched the alarm system in the Baita Temple. Eventually, it took the shape of a flying saucer and completely disappeared from the surveillance. ”

The picture of the video is the video taken by the monitor of the White Pagoda Temple, a white light in the video is very clear and dazzling, flying into the range of monitoring from mid-air, jumping and jumping at first, and then stabilizing the figure, changing a few shapes in mid-air, Zhang Jiujiu didn't see what it looked like, but it was very weird.

The picture is also accompanied by the voice of an old monk: "Look at his appearance, it seems that he is eating, and he licks it with his tongue." For this, Zhang Jiujiu admired the imagination of the old monk. can make it up more blindly than himself, where is there any tongue, anyway, Zhang Jiujiu didn't see it.

After staying in mid-air for two minutes, the white light group tried to fly towards the open window of a chanting hall, flew halfway, and flew back again, hovering in its original position. The old monk's voice explained, "This is touching the alarm system. The temple alarm bell rang as well. ”

me, the white mysterious light source can trigger the alarm system? What kind of light is this? Alarm systems are generally fire and burglar proof. It is impossible to have a fire protection system where the white light has just gone. That's just a burglar alarm. Does this mean that this white light is an entity?

Zhang Jiujiu was very puzzled, and the comments of the netizens below were also varied, and even some were quite out of tune. Zhang Jiujiu hurriedly scanned a few times, but didn't look down.

People are really bored nowadays, what is there to pay attention to about this matter? Can you bring food or drink? Zhang Jiujiu was very disdainful, silently opened another browser window, and typed in the five big characters "Anhui Baita Temple".

In the sky above the White Pagoda Temple, a cloud of white light is hidden in the clouds, but it is not easy to be found. "Didn't you say that this is the transit entrance of the Immortal Realm? Why can't I get by? There was also a piercing sound that shook the sky, and I guess I was all discovered. A grumbling voice came from a white ball of light.

"Who do you blame when you are discovered? In the middle of the night, something bad turned into a cloud of white light and rushed into the temple. It's strange not to be discovered. I wonder how you got your IQ to become an immortal? A condensed white cloud said.

"I ...... When I was a mortal, I was afraid of the dark since I was a child. I'm afraid now, no? Who's family stipulates that immortals can't be afraid of the dark. Besides, it's so late, no one should see it, right? The White Light Regiment said aggrievedly.

"Are you deaf as a mortal? No one hears such a loud siren? You're still in a daze. Are you afraid that mortals won't know you're coming? I've seen stupid, I've never seen you so stupid! The white cloud said angrily.

At this moment, a bolt of lightning swept through the side of the two immortals, and a heavenly decree appeared in front of the two gods: "Bai Guangzi violated the rules of heaven and appeared in the world without authorization, and has been captured by mortals, and the purpose of reciting it is to perform tasks in the mortal world, but he did not appear after exchanging identities in the immortal realm in accordance with the regulations, and was given administrative demerits and warnings, and after the completion of this mission, he will go to the capital criminal court to receive the punishment." Done! ”

After the two gods finished reading, the edict of the golden characters disappeared. When the edict appeared, the whole sky was brilliant and golden, but the mortal world only saw the change in the color of the sky, but did not see the appearance of the golden characters.

"What the fuck is a bullshit edict, it's bad enough to carry out this thankless shitty task. Before it has even begun, it has been punished, and Heavenly Court is really unfair. The white blob complained.

The color of the sky changed again, this time it was the fiery red light that split down, and the edict read: "Bai Guangn slandered the edict of the Heavenly Court, and defied the authority of the Heavenly Court, so he issued an urgent edict and a heavy warning." This is the first offense, no demerits, forget to cherish. If there is a recurrence, the punishment will be severe. After the completion of this mission, he will go to the Metropolitan Criminal Court to receive the sentence. Done! ”

It's like the sky that has been burned red by fire has returned to its natural appearance again. Today's mortals are really feasting their eyes, and such magnificent landscapes are staged one after another. The video was also uploaded to the Internet very quickly. It didn't take long for some netizens to associate this natural vision with the mysterious white light of Baita Temple.

This time, there is even more to say everything. The most is what about aliens landing on Earth, the precursor to the end of the world, the reduction of the protective effect of the destruction of the ozone layer, and the explosion of the sun's particle stream......

Some netizens broke the news that this is the latest new weapon developed by the maggot country that is enough to destroy the earth, and a number of photos of strangely shaped metal products were also distributed, calling for global resistance and sanctions against the maggot country. The maggot country is called an injustice. However, they have done too many dirty things, and even if they come forward to clarify, no country wants to believe it. Except maybe his godfather.

"I'll go! @#¥%......&**&......", Bai Photon was about to say something, and was wrapped in a white mist from the white cloud.

"Do you want to die? Two warnings are not honest! Don't implicate me if you want a bonus. The white clouds shouted hysterically. According to the rules of the Heavenly Court, the two immortals of the partner, one of whom is punished, will be shown in the record of the other, and the punishment will be reduced according to the magnitude of the mistake committed. The score is linked to the bonus, can the white cloud not be in a hurry?

"I just feel wronged, and I can't complain twice? And that's it! @#¥%......&**&......" Before he could finish speaking, the white mist that had just dispersed wrapped him again. White Cloud is really speechless for this partner's emotional intelligence.

"Okay, can't I stop talking? What do we do now? The white light group struggled to open the control of the white fog and said again.

"What to do, what else to do? Wait. The transit entrance only opens once every three days. I spent three days here in vain. It's bad luck to partner with you. The aura here is thin, and I don't know how much spiritual juice I consume to go back to make up for it. If you can't get it, you have to break the bank, so you have to buy some spiritual liquid with Zhao Gongming's old boy. White Cloud said in frustration.

"It's okay, I have Chang'e's maidservant's bath gel there, I'll give you a jar when I go back." After using it, it is guaranteed to be refreshed and greatly increased in spiritual power. The white light group smiled smugly and said.

"You'd better keep it to yourself. Drink a woman's bath water, and your people will think of it! It's disgusting to listen to. Stay away from me. The white cloud gave a look of disgust, and trembled twice, almost failing to form a shower.

"Brother Yun, you don't know the mystery. Chang'e's maid is the body of the seven exquisite knots, the heart of the seven knots, the desire of the seven knots, and the peerless immortal body of the three and seven. And as a virgin, she feathered into a flying immortal. Her bath water is a rare tonic. It's three points better than any jade liquid elixir. Have you taken the elixir of Tai Bai Xing? His Seven Tricks Pill was made with the bath liquid of Chang'e's maidservant as juice and other elixirs. "The appearance of the white light cluster is extremely terrifying.

"Pull it down, return the Seven Trick Pill, I think you need to eat the Soul Rejuvenation Pill. Chang'e's maidservant is beautiful, but don't use this method to realize your dirty psychology! "The white cloud fled to the edge of the cloud, almost revealing itself. Thinking of the punishment Bai Guangzi received, he leaned in again.

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people. Don't forget it, I'm still saving. When I went back, I sent it to Tai Bai Xing, and he didn't know how much he wanted. You don't know how much effort I put into getting some Chang'e's maid's bath gel. Give it to you, you're still chirping. The white light cluster also said with a displeased face.

"Tell me how you got it, and Xiao Lao'er will try it too." Suddenly, a trembling voice sounded in the middle of the two gods.

"It turned out to be Grandpa Lei. Why are you so idle today? The white cloud looked very familiar with the white-bearded old fairy, and took the initiative to greet him.

"Xiaoyunzi, what you little brothers just said, tell me to the old man, hehe, do you want to peek at Chang'e's maidservant taking a bath? How boring, Chang'e's girl is beautiful. That face, that little figure...... Hehe,...... "Lei Gong was self-absorbed there.

Lei Gong was still there covering his mouth and laughing, and a flash of lightning suddenly came with a "click" sound. Fortunately, Lei Gong's body was quite flexible, but he was also a little embarrassed, and the few sparse beards under his sharp mouth were trembling.

"For the old disrespect, I chatted with some dolls. Are you ashamed? You're an old immortal. The voice of the electric mother was sharp and sharp, and she was used to the sky.

"Little friend, don't resist it, otherwise you will be old and decrepit. This old woman is really haunted, and she is always followed on holidays. Xiao Yunzi, release your white mist and lend it to me. Lei Gong hurriedly hid behind the white clouds.

"Grandpa Lei, if it's not a child, I won't help you, and my white mist is also afraid of lightning. I think you'd better be blessed. As he spoke, the white cloud flashed far away with a "whoosh". A cartoon little hand is still patting his chest, looking scared.

The Electro Mother's soul-chasing lightning is so powerful that it can penetrate almost any obstacle and find the target it locks on. What's even more terrifying is that the place where it has passed falls apart and leaves no corpse. Only Lei Gong's hard shell has been split thousands of times and can still remain the same, but this has also lost a lot of Lei Gong's vitality. In fact, Lei Gong's age is not as old as it seems, and he has been completely destroyed like this.

The lightning we see every day is indeed sent by the electric mother using the two mirrors in her hands, but this lightning that can be tracked is the golden light emitted from the electric mother's third eye, with the will of the electric mother. Even the wedge in Lei Gong's hand can't resist, and every time he splits it, he can only resist with his body. And on a sunny day in the world, this phenomenon is caused by Lei Gong screaming. That's why when the weather is fine, the thunder on a dry day sounds a little miserable.

While the two of them were hiding from the cat, the white light cluster stepped forward, chased the soul-chasing lightning, and swallowed it in one gulp. Seeing that his light was shining a little brighter.

The white light and the white cloud come from the same place and are also of the same origin, both of which are derivatives of the pure elements of the water system. However, it is an incomparable desire for light, with light he is colorful, and a little afraid of light, when the light is too strong, he will be scattered.

"A little more, a little more, Granny Dian, it's good to make up, hehe, thank you for the gift of Our Lady of Golden Light." Bai Guangzi jumped with joy, very cute.

"Little light, you little rabbit cub, eat my treasure light again, see if I don't break your ass." Although the electric mother was so frightened, she did not strike the lightning, she knew that these lightning bolts had no effect on the white photon at all, but instead became his small snack.

"Hehe, how did I forget about your little thing. Come on you. Lei Gong seemed to see hope, and took out a single-sided drum and buckled it on Bai Guangzi's body.

Lei Gong pounced and grabbed the white light from the drum, pinched it in his hand, and said with a smile: "Now you don't have to be afraid of that old woman." Little Photon, I'm going to train you into an armor to defend against lightning, you have to be obedient. ”

"Brother Yun save me, Brother Yun hurry up and save me, I'll give you two cans of bath gel, ah, no, three cans" The white light cluster screamed for help.

"I don't want that thing of yours, you can keep it for yourself. I'm not unusual. It's not that he doesn't want to save him, after all, they have been dependent on each other for so many years, although the two little immortals are always fighting each other, this feeling of sympathy is still difficult to give up. Lei Gong is the ancestor of his grandfather's generation, how can a little Yunzi deal with it.

"Hehe, it's useless to beg anyone, you just go from it, who let the master take a fancy to you. Don't worry, I'm going to make you look good. Guaranteed to be more handsome than the Red Cloud Armor on my body. By the way, don't waste your bath gel. As he spoke, Lei Gong groped around the body of the white light cluster.

"Hehe," Bai Guangzi was tickled by Lei Gong, and he couldn't help laughing with a crying face, and this feeling of crying and laughing made his tears squeeze out. "Grandpa Lei, let me go, I'm willing to hand over the shower gel, I can help you get more, it's good for you to keep me, hehe, don't look for it, I'm afraid of itching, I didn't bring the bath gel with me."

Lei Gong ignored Bai Guangzi's plea for mercy and continued to search, but he couldn't find it, so he simply twisted Bai Guangzi in his hand. The white photon does not have a fixed form and can be transformed into any shape, but his body can be compressed. Lei Gong knew Bai Guangzi's housekeeping skills, and felt that it was possible for him to turn the bath liquid into a part of his body, and he could squeeze out the bath liquid with this dry twisting method.

However, he spent a long time, but he still didn't find half a drop of shower gel, but two morning dew fell. The two morning dews have not yet been fully formed, but they already have some organs, and the two big eyes stared at the ugly and old face of this Lei Gong in a blink of an eye, and made a faint voice: "Mom." ”

was called mom by these two little things, and Lei Gong was jumped. These two little guys are very cute, and their feelings have just been brewed into life. The two little ones recognized that the first thing they saw when they opened their eyes was their mother.

"Old guy, I spent a lot of essence to cultivate them, and you actually took them away, I fought with you." The white light suddenly erupted with a ray of essence, piercing Lei Gong's eyes and leaving.

The distance was too close, Lei Gong didn't expect that Bai Guangn would burn the essence at all, and made a desperate blow, he was stabbed in the eye by the essence, covered his eyes with both hands, and let go of Bai Guangn.

As soon as Bai Guangzi got out, he immediately rolled up two morning dews and flashed into the Buddha Hall of Baita Temple again. Now he can't care about any heavenly rules, and it is important to escape. It's lunch time, the doors and windows of the Buddha Hall are open, and there are no mortals inside, only a few monks sitting on the main hall, but they are also drowsy, and they don't notice a white light around them. It may also be that the white photon has consumed a huge amount just now, and it is no longer so dazzling.

The white light bolt flashed through the main hall of the Buddha Hall and went straight to the Buddha statue's slightly open mouth.

When he entered the Buddha statue, he entered another space, which was the transit station of the mortal immortal realm, where he needed to hand over the ultimatum and transform into a virtual mortal identity in order to show up in the mortal world.

The moment he entered the mouth of the Buddha statue, the two gods stationed in the heavens appeared, and shouted: "What person, this is the transfer station of the junction of immortals and mortals, and the trespasser is dead!" ”

"The two gods are big brothers, don't misunderstand, the little fairy Bai Guangzi, appointed by the Capital Criminal Court, came to the world to carry out the task, and came to hand over the traffic slip, and I also ask the two gods to be accommodating." Bai Guangzi was so frightened that he turned around to fight, and said tremblingly.

"You little fool, you were the one who triggered the mortal alarm system last night? Now that the junction entrance is closed, you might as well come back in three days. One of the guardian gods, holding a halberd, wearing a black helmet and a bright black armor, said with a righteous face.

"The two gods, Xiaoxian was really reckless last night, didn't figure out the high technology in the mortal world, accidentally touched the alarm, and has been punished by heaven. Because the task is urgent, please ask the two gods to worry about it. A little meaning, not a tribute. As Bai Guangzi spoke, two virtual spirit elements came out of his body and moved to the eyes of the two guardian gods.

Bai Guangzi is familiar with the doorway here. What will have to wait until three days before the junction entrance can be opened, and these current managers have a way to provide another channel. It's just that it is stipulated that it will be opened once every three days, and there is a way to do official business, and if it is tainted with interests, there will always be masters who sacrifice their lives to seek wealth. Now he is not just here to complete the mission, but more importantly, to escape for his life.

The two guardian gods saw the two clusters of spirit elements floating in, glanced at each other secretly, and silently absorbed the spirit yuan into their virtual brains. This is obviously not the first time they have dealt with this kind of thing. They tacitly pulled Bai Guangn into a corner.

The slightly shorter Celestial looked at Bai Guangzi and said, "You have already been here last night, so you can be regarded as reporting on time." Seeing that Brother Ren is also a heavy responsibility, and he is dedicated, conscientious, and conscientious, my two brothers have opened up some essence to open up a channel for you alone. ”

The slightly shorter Heavenly God said that it was just a high-sounding official word, so that even if something went wrong in the future, they would be able to clear themselves, they were not for Ling Yuan'er to neglect their duties, but for the smooth implementation of the mission of the Heavenly Court. Forgetting selfishness for the sake of duty, breaking the rules so that they can be exempt from punishment.

It's all old fritters, how can Bai Guangzi not know that there is a greasy thing in this, but he has no time to take care of it. There is a task in front of him, and there are chasing soldiers to take his life, and he has only one way to go. As long as he obtains the identity of a virtual mortal, he can appear in the mortal world in the form of a mortal. Even an old immortal like Lei Gong can't help him.

The Guardian Celestial God who took the money was much more efficient, and Bai Guangzi quickly gained a mortal status. He gave himself a name: Bai Yongliang, a website editor by profession. With the creation of identity, a new station was born.

Holding the nameplate of mortal identity, Bai Guangzi, oh, it should be called Bai Yongliang at this time, transformed, a handsome and handsome young man appeared in front of the two gods stationed in the sky, and he also cooperated with his identity to make a very trendy shape for himself, and happily muttered: "Zhang Jiujiu, I'm here." ”

Seeing that Bai Guangzi successfully received the identity plate of the virtual mortal, Lei Gong jumped straight to his feet. However, he had no way to pass through the immortal mortal transfer station, there was no official letter to carry out tasks in the mortal world, and there was no approval for traveling to the human world, and the immortals could not appear in the mortal world at will. Failure to do so will result in severe punishment.

And Bai Guangzi only received a warning because he had a task, but he didn't follow the process to handle the virtual identity. Therefore, Heavenly Court gave a very light punishment.

In addition to temporarily obtaining a temporary status if you want to go to the human world to perform tasks, you can also apply to the relevant departments to travel to the mortal world, but the cost is expensive, and ordinary immortals are too lazy to do this, because there is nothing in the human world that they want, and the aura is not enough.

Moreover, the cost of this kind of travel is directly proportional to the level, that is, the higher the level, the more blood will be produced, so Lei Gong broke off the idea of finding Bai Guangzi.

The rest of Bai Yunzi, who was still in the clouds, was unlucky, and was directly detained in Lei Gong's one-sided drum. No matter how he pleaded, Lei Gong did not give grace.

"Come back with me, little one, your brother has run away, you can't run. When did I think of a way to deal with the old woman, and when did I let you go back. Lei Gong said with a smile.

"Grandpa Lei, I'm also afraid of the lightning of my mother-in-law, it's useless for you to catch me. I still have a mission ahead of me, and you can't imprison me. I'm going to accuse you of abusing the gods. Please, let me go. ......"Bai Yunzi moves with reason, and knows with affection. But Lei Gong agreed to ask him for help, but he refused to let him go, and took him back to the palace.

……

Bai Yongliang made all preparations with great interest, ready to "clean up" Zhang Jiujiu. And Zhang Jiujiu is immersed in the dream of becoming a god at the moment.

"I'll go, this click, it's too powerful. The collection has also increased a lot. If this is on the shelves, hehe, the grass ticket is dropping. I'll do the math, this subscription ratio will count...... How much? Oops, it's hard to estimate. It's a pity that I haven't been able to develop a few hardcore fans after writing it for so long. When will I become a vegetable? Look at their rewards, it's really eye-catching. Zhang Jiujiu stared at the screen while counting with his fingers and talking to himself.

"It must be that the pen name is not good, and the vegetables are all popular now, or I will change my pen name? What's next? Fruit? Grain? Meat? It should be a beast, a beast can be fire, and anyone who is not disciplined can be fire, hehe. Zhang Jiujiu was amused by his own reasoning.

"Go to the name website and see if it can help me come up with a pen name that is both loud and easy to remember. Well, there are quite a few such websites, which one is more reliable? Zhou Yi, Ankang, M&A, Chinese ...... Well, it's still Zhou Yi, the things of the ancestors should be easy to use. Zhang Jiujiu typed the word name on the computer, and a lot of websites popped up.

"Damn, why do you only support a single surname, or look at other websites. Zhen Nima, it's all a lie, isn't this the same as flipping through a dictionary? Give a few hundred words for your own choice, the free ones are unreliable, probably to let netizens click on the experts one-on-one. It's a lot of traps. Websites are not good birds. Zhang Jiujiu ordered several websites in a row, and the routines were almost the same, none of them went straight to give any help, they all sold dog meat on the head of a sheep.

"Forget it, let's not change the name first, now the momentum is strong, change the name, and have to start all over again. Just these few readers, mosquito legs are also meat. After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang decisively closed the website. Well, new email, which eye-opening web editor? Zhang Jiujiu clicked on the QQ mailbox.

"Dear author, hello, I am the online editor of Tianguang Book City: Light Angel.

The biggest advantage of this book city is that newcomers have recommendations, and there is full attendance on the shelves. As long as you haven't signed a contract, you can go to the book city station, send it once, and choose it one more time.

The author of this book city can use the mobile phone to send articles directly, without the need to use a computer, convenient and fast, this book has many related reading software: fast reading, book brain attack, national reading, novel concentration camp. The more software, the more readers. Clicks, comments, favorites, and tips will all be very advantageous.

The benefits of this book are also very generous. 3,000 words per day, 888 yuan for full attendance; 6,000 words per day, 1,888 yuan for full attendance; 9,000 words per day, 2,888 yuan for full attendance; And so on, for every 3,000 words added to the daily shift, the full attendance will increase by 1,000 yuan. I'm sure you'll like it here, if you want to try it, just contact meqq:1342456921!!!

In addition, a weekly code word star is also set up every week, and the monthly star is selected every month, and the corresponding bonus will be issued. The top 20 with the most accumulated word counts throughout the year will also have additional rewards. For more information, please visit the Book City website - > Author Benefits - > Skylight God Creation Program. In short, there are many benefits, good treatment, welcome to station.

All newcomers are entitled to more than two weeks of referrals. During the newcomer period (within one natural month from the date of uploading the new book), you will also have the opportunity to receive personal guidance from the editor-in-chief of this website, and you can also join the Tianguang Academy at any time for free further study, and the graduation certificate of the youth class will be issued, and a small red flower will be displayed behind the author's pen name.

The outstanding student works of the youth training class may enjoy the recommendation of the editor-in-chief on the homepage. The main teachers of the youth training class are all from the long-famous editors of major websites, and once the potential authors or works are discovered, it is possible to get one-on-one guidance from the editors. We will also ask the gods of vegetables to come and talk to you.

Tianguang Book City aims to discover and develop its own newcomers, and various measures and guarantee systems are also very complete, so it is easier for newcomers to grow and emerge here. As long as your readers like it, it is not a problem. This is completely different from some websites that only push the gods.

Articles that have not yet been signed can be published on multiple websites. You can also compare which site is better for you. Sign where you like, what does it mean?

The editors of this book city are very enthusiastic, as long as you write well, the editor will support you and become a hit, helping you become a god!

The editor will help you change the title of your book, change your resume, and help you get on the shelves. This one can't be compared to other websites. The future will be published regularly, updated for more than eight consecutive days to 30,000 words, and the network editor will apply for the contract, remember not to apply yourself.

This book city will help authors provide a variety of data to analyze the current online article trends and readers' preferences. Make the reader's writing more directional and targeted. At the same time, there are multiple lists in Book City, such as sales list, safflower list, monthly ticket list, and new book list, so your works will have more opportunities for readers to see.

If you have more than 2,000 clicks a day, you can put it on the shelves for five days, and you will have full attendance on the shelves, and there is no limit to the number of times. Skylight Book City is very suitable for the publication of novels. If the total number of words exceeds 200,000, you can apply for a wireless client, go to wireless, and share it according to the regulations of mobile. By the way, for novels that have been completed in Book City, Book City recommends the publication of physical books.

What do you think? Seeing the above information, are you excited? Contact me. ”

"Damn, such a good treatment? How is it possible, surely a liar. Zhang Jiujiu read Bai Yongliang's long invitation email in one go, and said to himself, but he typed the words "Tianguang Book City" on the homepage of the search website.

Although he decided that this was a liar editor, the treatment given by this liar was so good that it was simply customized for a new old man like him who was half-dead. He couldn't help but scratch his heart.

"What for? Hurry up and code words! "The message edited by Liang Da popped out out of place. Since Zhang Jiujiu's article became popular, the responsible editor has also changed his reminder from the automatic reminder set by the system to a manual one. Zhang Jiujiu also had more opportunities to communicate with her. However, Zhang Jiujiu was still immersed in the pie painted by the Light Angel at this time.

"The little slaves are working for the exploiting class, please wait." Zhang Jiujiu typed a few words, but he was secretly thinking in his heart: "What a life-urging ghost, urging every day, urging, urging, and not annoying." ”

The search results came out, this website called Tianguang Book City is really not covered, it has not been established for a long time, but there are a lot of online articles collected.

Can it not be much? Before the next session, Bai Guangzi had already selected enough resources from the novels collected by Heavenly Court, and revised them through his means. It can be said that the online articles of Tianguang Book City are all pirated, but no traces of piracy can be found.

If a mortal can have this hand, let alone become a great god, the god king is only a matter of time, and it is only a short time.

Now that the online article has been developed for so many years, what conceivable themes and bridges have no one written? It's just a matter of reorganizing the language on the basis of others, reassigning an identity, and then waiting for the "fools" to look at these clichés.

The writing is slightly better, the language is slightly more beautiful, and the one who can grasp the reader's psychology will slowly become a god. But how much water these "great gods" have, those who write things know in their own hearts. It's not that easy to be completely innovative. Zhang Jiujiu's new work can be regarded as an innovation.

Looking at the numerous novel libraries on the website, Zhang Jiujiu no longer doubts the strength of this website. It's just that on the one hand, he doesn't want to lose the achievements he has made so far, and on the other hand, he is also worried that some creditless websites have the problem of arrears of manuscript fees, whether it will happen in Tianguang Book City.

Let's code the word first, my aunt and grandmother have already urged, don't pick up the watermelon, and the sesame seeds are lost.

Zhang Jiujiu closed the website, ready to enter his "career" wholeheartedly, the lower right of the computer screen issued a prompt for verification information, click on it to see, Zhang Jiujiu is happy, this guy is really persistent.

Clicked on QQ's message prompt,Zhang Jiujiu couldn't help but be happy,This network editor called "Light Angel" is really dedicated,He just deleted his email,QQ Friend Application Verification Information Came Again。

Zhang Jiujiu generally does not offend the website editor, no matter what the website is, he is always polite, who knows which cloud in the sky will rain. As a full-time web writer, it doesn't hurt to make more friends who are engaged in web editing. Maybe someone will become their own nobleman.

Zhang Jiujiu clicked and agreed to the friend application of the Light Angel.

"Hello, I'm the editor of Skylight Books, did you see the email I sent?" The message of the Angel of Light popped up immediately afterward.

"See, your website is also a preferential treatment for newcomers." Zhang Jiujiu returned.

"Would you like to try it at Tianguang Book City?" The Angel of Light asked.

"Not for the time being, my article has already signed a contract on another website. Let's have a chance to work together again. Zhang Jiujiu politely refused.

"Our site is really supportive of newcomers, so you might as well give it a try." The Angels of Light are still tempting.

"I really don't have enough time, next time." Zhang Jiujiu said in a firm tone.

"Oh well. Send me a message when you want to try it out. "The Light Angel may know that it is impossible to poach people in one such exchange, and after trying twice, they politely quit.

Seeing that the avatar of the light angel on QQ dimmed, Zhang Jiujiu smiled, could it be that he is really famous? Is there a website editor who fights for himself like this?

Let's finish today's task first. Job-hopping is detrimental to an industry that needs fans. You must have firm beliefs, you must have perseverance, and you must endure loneliness, otherwise you will never have a loyal fan group.

The power of the fan base is very powerful. At the beginning of the first two days, another small website was said to have staged a battle of the gods and kings, and the monthly ticket price rose and the record was broken every minute. That's the power of fans.

It is said that one of the rookie fans has threatened to praise him for taking the top spot on the monthly ticket list. And the one who occupied the top spot was an old god, the leader who lasted for several months. This alarmed the writers' world. It's an online novel writer, who hasn't had thirty or fifty groups, and the news spread ten, ten, hundreds, and thousands of onlookers participated.

If you cast a monthly ticket of eight out of ten on their work, you can't afford to lose that person. In the last few hours of the month, the battle of the god king was almost staged, and the audience with slow Internet speed had to watch the results of the competition in the group, otherwise the battle situation you said might be despised a few times.

In that war, Zhang Jiujiu was thrilling to watch, his QQ was open, several major groups were all over the screen, and the information discussed was flying all over the sky, and Zhang Jiujiu was a little dizzy.

Looking at the form of the monthly ticket list, it is really changing every minute. Zhang Jiujiu, who looked at the rising monthly pass, was envious. When did I have such loyal fans?

The old god, although there are no hardcore fans who stand up and speak out, but they have shown their will with practical actions. In the process of fighting one after the other, can you survive with a little popularity?

The final result can also fully illustrate the truth that two fists are hard to beat four hands. It's not just one or two who support the old gods, it can be seen from his fan value list that it was a group of people who made efforts in the last few hours, and the rookie's fan value growth was completely dependent on the efforts of one person, which made people sigh.

Work in the real world depends on connections, and this is also the world of connections, but fans pay more attention to your grades and familiarity. Although everyone has never met, they are all friends and confidants who have been friends and confidants for a long time.

Although Zhang Jiujiu doesn't have too many fans, and he can't talk about how loyal he is, he is still reluctant to let him start a new stove and discard these fans. This accumulation is wealth.

Zhang Jiujiu finally put aside these distractions and devoted himself to the world of code words. After writing the short chapter, he stretched and filled the glass of water on the computer desk.

If there is one of the benefits of writing, he is able to drink as much water as possible every day. In the past, when I was working in the unit, I was either busy here or there, running up and down all day long, and it was rare to sit at the desk and drink two sips of water.

At this time, his phone rang. Since he quit his job and moved to writing fiction full-time, his phone calls have rarely come in. This call surprised him, it was an unfamiliar number, but it was from the same city as Zhang Jiujiu.

"Hey, hello! Who are you looking for? Zhang Jiujiu answered the phone and greeted him in standard answering language.

"Hello, is it Dugu begging for Shuang'er? I'm the editor of the network of Tianguang Book City, Light Angel. A magnetic voice came over the phone.

"Well, how do you have my phone number?" Zhang Jiujiu wondered. This light angel is really powerful, so fast, not only QQ is there, but this phone number is also available. It can't be a professional liar, right?

"Don't get me wrong, doesn't your QQ message have your contact information?" The Angel of Light explained, as if he had guessed his thoughts.

"Oh, that's right. I'm still wondering if any of my friends know you. Zhang Jiujiu's heart relaxed. He had forgotten about it. His QQ number is dedicated to his own writing service, in addition to the author's communication group, it is a group for readers to chat, and friends are also from these groups, so the information he left is relatively complete, and the mobile phone number is also left real.

"I'm the new editor of the website, where did I come from? I read your text, and it's really good. The writing is beautiful and the story flows smoothly, which I appreciate. Can you come to me and post it? The Light Angel cheekily continued his pitch.

"Look at your mobile phone number, we should be in the same city, it's really fate. But I do have a contract with another site now. As an editor, you naturally know that I can't break the contract. When I'm done with this book, I'll consider working with you. Please bring me with you when the time comes. Zhang Jiujiu is also a scene person, and his words are not leaky, but the original intention of refusing has not changed.

"Since it's in the same city, it's really fate. We're already acquainted. My real name is Bai Yongliang. Have time to come out for a drink and chat. What do you think? "Bai Yongliang is also Bai Photon, and he also has a lot of understanding of the culture of using the world to connect feelings, and he will use it when he gets an opportunity.

Zhang Jiujiu rejected the invitation of the Light Angel three times and twice, but the behavior of the Light Angel also made Zhang Jiujiu start to think about his own development path.

Zhang Jiujiu started his writing career in a fit of anger after resigning. He didn't have any plans for himself, so he followed the trend and wrote, and sometimes even directly "borrowed" from others. Under the "temptation" of Liang Da's editor, he began to write the current YY immortal.

The appearance of the Light Angel made him know that what he wrote had also been read, and he needed to be responsible for his work. You can't be a full-time worker like you are now. He has to have his own style, and he wants to make a brand out of his pen name. Then it is necessary to build a system systematically, rather than thinking about where to write.

Of course, he was a little reluctant to let him completely give up this YY immortal work. After all, good results were achieved. The idea of this theme is also okay. As long as the structure and system are adjusted, it is not impossible to write it into a masterpiece.

The key is how to write it? The history of the immortals is actually a collection of folk tales, composed of small paragraphs. Some are sung in folk tunes, some are read by craftsmen, and some are incorporated into some grotesque novels.

The most systematic novels about immortals are "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Fengshen Bang", and "Journey to the West". Others, like "Sou Shen Ji" and "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai", are simply collecting some stories of gods and ghosts, which cannot be called a system, and can only be used as a "wild history", which is regarded as a supplement to the three immortal masterpieces.

And some other scriptures and the like are more expounding some theories, which cannot be called "history".

If you compare carefully, it is easy to find a problem, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" describes the war between gods and demons in ancient times to fight for the domination of the Central Plains. The time is almost 4,500 years ago.

"Fengshen Bang" records some of the deeds that occurred in the era of the replacement of the Shang and Zhou dynasties. This history can be summed up as the establishment of order. The story takes place about 3,000 years ago.

"Journey to the West" depicts the history of the Tang Dynasty monks who went to the Western world to retrieve the scriptures after going through thousands of difficulties and dangers. This matter can be boiled down to a dispute over Taoism. The time is in the early Tang Dynasty, about 1,500 years ago.

The events described in these three novels are regarded as myths in orthodox cognition, but they all fit into the historical period of the time, and basically all have archetypes. Through the above time calculations, it is not difficult to find that every 1,500 years, the history of the immortals will undergo a huge change.

And for the figure of fifteen hundred years, maybe you haven't thought of anything yet. Then I'll do the math for you.

As we all know, one day in heaven and one year on earth is a conversion ratio of time in heaven and earth for thousands of years by Chinese. There is no need to prove this, we are still stuck in the rules.

The 1,500 years of our long history is 1,500 days in the sky, which is about four years. As mentioned earlier, 1,500 years is an approximate figure, and there is not much difference between the previous and the next 30 or 50 years.

Four years, that's a bit of an interesting time. Government officials in many countries, a term of office is four years, and the same is true for professional managers in many enterprises, the year is divided into four seasons, and people's lives are divided into four stages: childhood, youth, middle age, and old age...... Is this just a coincidence?

Today, 1,500 years later, is it possible to continue to write a history of immortals?

Thinking of this, Zhang Jiujiu's heart began to get excited, what a good subject matter, if you write it seriously, you may not be able to continue the glory of "Fengshen Bang" and "Journey to the West".

That's right, just write the fourth part of "The History of the Immortals" "The Immortal Experience". The first "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is written about grabbing territory, the second "Fengshen List" is written about grabbing positions, and the third "Journey to the West" can be said to be grabbing faith.

So what do I write? Zhang Jiujiu thought so. You can't write about robbing the goddess, right? Zhang Jiujiu is happy for a long time, isn't the paragraph in the front of his novel just written to rob the goddess.

The fourth part of "The History of the Immortals", "The Immortal Experience", is not bad to write about robbing the goddess, which just caters to the taste of the public. Aren't there any school flowers rising now.,The female president.,Spoiled wife or something.。 If you write that the gods fight for the goddesses, wouldn't you be able to make half the sky red?

But most of the goddesses have masters, and many of them are ascending with other male gods, just because I want to write a classic and separate them, isn't that okay? How does Zhang Jiujiu feel that this is similar to beating mandarin ducks?

Tangled, it seems that the great god is not so easy to be, and this brain cell has to waste a lot more than others. It looks like I need to eat more pig brains to make up for it.

Become a great god, produce classics, and achieve the pinnacle! Step up your game! I'll do it! Readers, get ready for the flowers and tickets in your hands, your great god Zhang Jiujiu, uh, no, it's Dugu Qiushuanger, and you're going to exert your strength!

But what should I write about my main line? Zhang Jiujiu's good dream didn't last long before he returned to this problem.

By the way, it seems that I have the final say on how to write it, haha, many people imagine that they are the protagonists in their works, and then they boast that the protagonist is omnipotent and perfect. Why can't I just write myself in?

Think about it, think about it, it's going to have to be well planned. If I could become an immortal, what would I want? Money, beauty, power, yes, respect and faith. Well, let's start with these. Zhang Jiujiu thought about it again and again, nodded, and agreed with his opinion.

If you want to meet all these aspects, you must first have strength! No matter what world you are in, strength comes first. But I'm just an ordinary person, I haven't cultivated, and I don't have a plug-in, how can I get enough amazing strength?

Write yourself dead and be born again? It's so cruel, how do you get it? Be kind to yourself, it's better to dream about it and make it happen.

The other is to establish an image of what kind of self to be. Looks like Pan An? Uh-huh, it's not good, let's be angry with Pan An. The height is 1.8 meters, this is the height I have been pursuing, simply, one step in place, 1.88 meters, so decided. Wu can set the country and peace in the world, and Wen can deceive the upper and lower to deceive the girl. Zhang Jiujiu began to sketch his image in detail.

Tall and mighty, handsome and chic, graceful, witty and humorous, calm and steady, hugging left and right, ah, I said it wrong, it is the source of the left and right...... He had gone through almost all the good words to describe a man, until the sound of a phone rang that interrupted his sweet dream.

Zhang Jiujiu was still fantasizing about his state after becoming a god, but a phone call pulled him back to reality. Zhang Jiujiu took the phone extremely reluctantly, and looked at the caller ID on it, Zhang Jiujiu's expression was immediately embarrassed.

"Hello, auntie." Zhang Jiujiu said with a smile.

"I'm not good, Xiao Zhang'er, you see that since you lost your job, Auntie hasn't urged you to pay for rent, right? But you also have to be conscious, how many days have passed? I checked my bank account twice a day, but there was no movement. You're not going to be able to make this a charity hall, are you? You see that your education is quite high, how about I let my husband find a job with you? It's not too good for such a big person to always want to gnaw at the old. The landlady said it in one breath, and she didn't even have a chance to interject Zhang Jiujiu.

"Auntie, it's not like I don't have a job, isn't it writing novels every day? You can rest assured that my manuscript fee will be sent in these two days. As soon as the manuscript fee arrives, I will hand it over to you immediately. You're in a grace period of three days, no, two days, two days. Zhang Jiujiu said pitifully.

"If you're young, can you find something serious to do? Writing a novel? Does anyone still watch it now? Don't look at how old my aunt is, I still know what young people are doing now. They are all playing games, how can anyone have the leisure to read novels quietly? Besides, even if you want to see it, you will also watch pirated copies, who wants to spend that unjust money to see your genuine version? You are just contributing to the cause of piracy in China. I think you're just lazy and don't want to work, right? The landlady said unceremoniously.

Zhang Jiujiu has lived here for almost three years and is very familiar with the landlady. The landlady still takes care of Zhang Jiujiu very much, and during the New Year's holidays, she sends Zhang Jiujiu some delicious food, such as the dumplings of the Dragon Boat Festival, the moon cakes of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Lantern Festival of the 15th Festival.

The landlady is actually not very old, in her early fifties, and has handled the early retirement and takes care of the daily life of her grandchildren at home. Her husband is the vice president of a company and has a wide range of connections, and the landlady said that it would be easy for her husband to find a job for Zhang Jiujiu.

However, Zhang Jiujiu has made up his mind to make a name for himself in the writer's world, he is not willing to be a mediocre person, rather than a dull life, it is better to fight vigorously. Although there are more people who write books than read books, Zhang Jiujiu believes that he will be able to break out of the encirclement, seize a piece of the world, and achieve a great reputation.

"Thank you Auntie for your kindness, I'll think about it, I still want to adjust for a while, and I'm not ready to sit in the office again. Auntie, don't worry, my novel has been signed, at least I can get a full attendance award, and I still have money for dinner for the time being. Rent for two days. Thank you. Zhang Jiujiu politely rejected the kindness of the landlady.

"You kid, if it weren't for the fact that you're a good kid, I would have kicked you out a long time ago. Well, you have your own ideas, so my old woman won't be long-winded. Tell me when you want to work. By the way, you studied electrical, right? I had time to come over and fix my aunt's refrigerator. The light inside is not on, and I don't know if it can still be kept warm. The landlady hung up the phone.

The landlady said that there was time for him to pass, but in the eyes of the landlady, Zhang Jiujiu had time at any time. Zhang Jiujiu is also a person who knows how to repay his kindness, not to mention that he still owes money to others. Zhang Jiujiu put down his mobile phone and looked at the computer again, QQ was full of people in the group who were bored and sent messages from the water group, nothing important, he set QQ to be absent, so he changed his clothes and pushed the door out.

The house rented by Zhang Jiujiu is shared with others, with two bedrooms and one living room, and two girls live in the other bedroom, not long after moving in. Zhang Jiujiu snuggled up in the house every day to write, and the two girls also had their own jobs, they both went out early and returned late, and Zhang Jiujiu saw them very rarely. However, Zhang Jiujiu knew that they had just graduated from college not long ago. Today is the day of work, and the two girls are naturally not at home.

Zhang Jiujiu looked at the door of the two girls, and shook his head thoughtfully, as if to wave away the traces of the two shadows. He walked out the door with the key.

The landlord's home and the house he rented were both in the same community, Zhang Jiujiu went downstairs, turned three buildings, climbed up the second floor from the fire escape to the landlady's house.

"Xiao Zhang'er, come in. You're pretty fast. To be young is to be good. My old woman would have a hard time going out. When the landlady heard the sound of the doorbell, she opened the door, and when she saw Zhang Jiujiu standing at the door, she said.

The landlady's health is really not very good, otherwise she would not have returned from illness. When people reach old age, they need certain social activities, their sons, daughters-in-law, and husbands have their own jobs, and their grandchildren are all in school, so she is alone at home every day, tidying up the house, buying groceries and cooking or something, which is quite boring, and it is better to be busy in the unit. But her body really can't keep an eye on the 9-to-5 work. Instead of occupying the position, she had to take sick leave for three days and two days, and was pointed at, and the old lady was ruthless and returned the illness.

Before retiring, the landlady worked as a union worker in a state-owned unit, and most of the time was to deal with people, but after retiring, she still maintained a very friendly feeling. At the same time, she is also a genuine cadre, and she also reveals a certain majesty, although she is morbid, but people dare not despise her.

"Auntie, what you always ordered, how dare I slack off, boy, I didn't rush over at the first time. Hehe, Auntie, you look young today, won't you have a dance partner for tea? Zhang Jiujiu said happily.

"You stinky boy, you dare to make Auntie's jokes. Nothing big or small. The landlady poked Zhang Jiujiu's forehead with her finger, and continued: "No need to change shoes, come in." I haven't mopped the floor yet. ”

Although the ground has not been mopped, it is also spotless, slippery and slippery, Zhang Jiujiu can't help but secretly think, this old lady can't be clean, right? Not to mention, the landlady is really a little clean. That is, Zhang Jiujiu came over, and others had to change their shoes when they came.

"You go see why the light in the refrigerator doesn't come on, and I'll make you something delicious." Two days ago, relatives from my hometown came to bring some local products from my hometown and make some fresh ones for you. By the way, the old woman told you well. If you're young, where can you go without a serious job? As she spoke, the landlady went into the kitchen with a basin of water and went about her own business.

Zhang Jiujiu had a chill, this educator still brought a serial? It's really worthy of doing ideological work, but it's all retired, and it's still an occupational disease.

It is not the first time that Zhang Jiujiu has gone to the landlady's house to repair electrical appliances. Since Zhang Jiujiu rented the old lady's house, their household appliances, as long as there is something wrong, will call Zhang Jiujiu. Zhang Jiujiu is also on call. It's like he's become a part of the family.

Zhang Jiujiu quickly found the box containing the repair tools and came to the location of the refrigerator. He removed the lampshade that protected the bulb, unscrewed the lamp, and tried the test with electricity, and there was no problem with the circuit, it is estimated that it has been a long time, and the life of the bulb has arrived. Zhang Jiujiu returned the toolbox to its original place and entered the kitchen with a light bulb in his hand.

"Auntie, what are you doing here? It's so fragrant. Zhang Jiujiu sniffled as soon as he entered the kitchen, and a strong aroma came to his nose.

"This is a specialty of our hometown, sausages and bacon, and today you have a good mouth. This is still done by my second aunt herself. She's almost eighty years old this year. She makes something that's called an authentic one. Hey, you fixed it so quickly? ”

"Well, it can't be repaired, the light bulb is broken, just replace it. In the afternoon, I went to the hardware store to buy one and put it on, and this is it. You don't care. Your second aunt? Eighty, can you still do these jobs? It's really good body. If you have such good genes, you will definitely be able to live a long life. Zhang Jiujiu shook the removed light bulb in front of the landlady.

"You kid is really good at talking, my body can't compare to her. My hometown is in a poor ravine in Sichuan. In the first two years, my second aunt went up to the mountains to collect grass and feed the pigs. In the past two years, her children have not let her toss so much. Her body really makes me jealous. They are almost eighty years old, they are not deaf or blind, they are wearing dentures, and they can eat two bowls of a meal. The landlady wiped her hand on her apron and said with envy.

"Then her body is really good." Zhang Jiujiu also said in passing.

"Yes, the air in the mountains is good, and life is not so stressful. I want to move back to my hometown now. If it weren't for these little, I wouldn't want to be here. You go sit in the living room for a while and watch TV by yourself, and I'll be here in no time. The landlady lifted the lid of the pot, poked it with chopsticks, and turned back to Zhang Jiujiu.

"Auntie, do you need my help? I also helped my mother cook at home, and I was able to wash the dishes. Zhang Jiujiu said that he was going to wash his hands and help.

"Alright, it's almost over, you just wash your hands and wait to eat." The landlady didn't let Zhang Jiujiu come over and stopped him out.

"Hey, then it's hard aunt, I'm just waiting to eat ready-made." Zhang Jiujiu said, then turned around and walked in the direction of the living room. Before leaving the kitchen, he turned his head and said, "Auntie, you are so good." ”

Zhang Jiujiu returned to the living room to watch TV for a while, and the landlady entered the dining room with a steaming meal.

The dining room is connected to the living room, with a bar in between. As soon as the landlady opened the kitchen door, Zhang Jiujiu smelled the fragrance.

"Auntie, your craftsmanship is so good. I smell it from afar. If I had eaten a few more meals at your place, I guess I wouldn't even want to eat my mother's cooking. Zhang Jiujiu washed his hands again, and praised while helping with the dishes and chopsticks.

"You said your little mouth is so sweet, why don't you have a partner? Why don't you introduce one to you? The landlady was also happy at the corners of her mouth.

"It's not the house that's causing trouble. I have been with my original partner for several years, and we have talked about marriage, and as soon as their family heard that I didn't have a house, they quickly asked her to break up with me. I heard that she is now married. ”

As soon as Zhang Jiujiu thought of his girlfriend, his mood suddenly fell.

"Also, today's girls, if you don't have a house, no matter how handsome the young man is, they are not rare." The landlord's aunt also said.

She had forgotten how she embarrassed her son-in-law's family when she got married. The son-in-law's family is seven aunts and eight aunts, and they are all in debt, so they can make enough down payment, and then the marriage is done.

"That girl has a good relationship with me, mainly in her family. It is said that China's housing prices are driven by mothers-in-law. This is not true at all. Zhang Jiujiu smiled reluctantly and said.

"Don't you have that provident fund? You've been working for a few years now, so you always have some savings, right? Let the family make up a little bit, and finally get the down payment ready. It's really not possible to live without a house now. You can't get married and rent a house, right? What can I do if I have a child? The old lady also had habitual thinking, and recalled the words she used to persuade her son-in-law's family at that time.

"My family is rural, and I have a younger brother below. When I was in college, my younger brother was working as a farmer at home, and the family bought a taxi with the money. He ran a taxi in the county, but he found a county target and made people's stomachs bigger. Zhang Jiujiu stood up when he said this, looked out the window, and eased his emotions.

"Whatever the woman's family says, we have to let our family buy a house in the county, otherwise we will beat the child. That's the root and seedling of our old Zhang family. How can my dad give up? I gritted my teeth and bought it. Now that there is a famine at home, where can I afford to buy another set? Zhang Jiujiu's words were a little bleak.

Zhang Jiujiu hasn't taken much care of his family for so many years, to be honest, he feels quite guilty. Fortunately, this younger brother is helping at home.

The family bought a house for his younger brother, but Zhang Jiujiu was not unhappy, and borrowed some money from a friend and mailed it home along with his savings.

"It's not easy for your parents. Okay, let's sit down and eat. Just our mother and son, Auntie didn't cook much, don't dislike it. The landlady smiled apologetically and said.

"Auntie, you are too polite. I'm not a guest, and it's already a blessing for me to be able to eat such a fragrant meal. Zhang Jiujiu said happily.

Although there are only three plates of dishes on the table, they are all local products from the landlady's hometown. Stir-fried bacon with green peppers, sour cowpeas with sour meat foam, and a plate of steamed red sausages.

In the Northeast, the odd-numbered dishes are disrespectful to the guests, and the Sichuan people don't say that. Zhang Jiujiu naturally wouldn't misunderstand that the landlady was insulting herself.

Zhang Jiujiu picked up the bowl, first served a bowl to the landlady, handed it to her, and then served a bowl to himself. The landlady put a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of Zhang Jiujiu.

Here, Zhang Jiujiu didn't have anything to be polite about, so he just charged the interest on the rent. Hehe, Zhang Jiujiu's face is not ordinarily thick.

"By the way, you eat first, I'll go see if the moromi is okay, and I'll give you a taste. That's our Sichuan characteristic. The landlady said and went into the back room.

"Auntie, don't get it, it's troublesome." Zhang Jiujiu said a word and started eating.

To be honest, the landlady's craftsmanship is really not covered, and the materials used are authentic, this dish is really amazing. Although the fly in the ointment is that the three dishes are all super spicy.

When the landlady came out, Zhang Jiujiu was already sweating profusely. Sichuan cuisine is really spicy. Zhang Jiujiu thought so, but there was no pause at all. It's been a long time since he's had eaten a good meal.

"Jiu'er, you are really blessed, I only got it late a day ago, but I didn't expect it to be done. Maybe it's the temperature of the past two days. Come and try this. The landlady handed Zhang Jiujiu a bowl of what looked like rice porridge.

"That's the mash you're talking about? It's sweet, well, and a little sour. It's delicious. Zhang Jiujiu took a small bite and tasted it, clicked his lips, raised his neck again, and saw the bottom of the bowl.

"Drink slowly, there's still more there, I'll make you another bowl." This thing is also called liqueur, and it's still a bit of a degree, so don't drink it too fast. The landlady admonished and served another bowl to Zhang Jiujiu.

Zhang Jiujiu listened to the words of the landlady, and was embarrassed to take another sip, so he took a sip and said, "Auntie, this thing is so delicious." You Sichuan people will really enjoy it. This is simply a golden elixir. The rice grains melted as soon as they got in the mouth, what kind of rice is this? ”

"Drink more if it's good, just be careful not to get drunk. This is ordinary glutinous rice, just ferment it with mash koji. I'll bring you some more when I get back. The landlady said with a smile.

The landlady really doesn't like Zhang Jiujiu ordinarily. First bacon, then sausage, and then sausage, bacon, Zhang Jiujiu didn't finish chewing together, and the bowl was full again.

Zhang Jiujiu drank two bowls of sweet wine again, and the meal was almost finished. Zhang Jiujiu's amount of alcohol was really not good, and after three bowls of mash, he began to fight drunk.

The degree of mash is not very high, and even when you drink it, you can't feel much alcohol. In Sichuan, even children can drink two bowls. The landlady didn't expect Zhang Jiujiu's alcohol consumption to be so shallow.

Seeing Zhang Jiujiu swaying from side to side, the landlady didn't dare to let him help him clean up the dishes and chopsticks. Poured him a cup of tea and let him drink there.

"Told me not to get drunk, you're still drunk. You can't even drink as much as my granddaughter. Hehe, that little girl drank so much from you, and there was nothing wrong with it. ”

"I drink it, and I don't smell of alcohol, why is this so strong? It's a bit dizzy. Zhang Jiujiu's face was flushed, as if he had drunk half a catty of liquor.

"Why don't you go to my house and lie down for a while. Don't see the wind again, it's even more drunk. The landlady said that she was going to drive Zhang Jiujiu to rest.

"No need, Auntie, I have to go back quickly, there is a chapter of the novel to upload in the afternoon. Otherwise, my editor wouldn't have scolded me to death? "Zhang Jiujiu is not so drunk that he forgets his responsibilities.

"Your editor is a woman, isn't he? Seeing that you are so attentive, it should not look like a male editor. How does it look? Have you ever met? The landlady is still thinking about Zhang Jiujiu's lifelong events.

"It's a woman, she looks okay. I've been on video with her, but I've never met her. It's not ours. Zhang Jiujiu said duplicitously.

Liang Da Editor is not just good-looking? That's too improvised. That smile, every move, is charming. Zhang Jiujiu hated to treat his editor as a goddess.

"Then take it, you look so handsome, you're only eight buckets tall, and your little mouth is sweet. There's no place for a small edit. Isn't it just a house? Earn slowly. "The landlady has a trick.

"Hehe, I would like to, but this is not a matter after all." Zhang Jiujiu's heart was already pounding, and when the landlady said this, he was even more dissatisfied.

"Hey, what's wrong with not being in a city now? The traffic is so developed, is this still a problem? Trains, planes, it's not like getting together. The landlady made one trick after another.

"Auntie, let's take a look. Hehe, I won't let it go if I have the chance. Auntie, you see that I can't help you pick up the bowl, if my hand slips, I can't afford it now. Zhang Jiujiu got up and said.

"Okay, just know that you have this heart. Auntie didn't hurt you in vain. You sit down a little longer and sober up. I'm going to decorate some mash for you and bring it home. "The landlady is going away again.

Zhang Jiujiu grabbed the landlady's arm and said, "Auntie, don't get it, look at my state, I don't spill it anymore, it's a pity." I'll go back. ”

"You lie down in the house for a while, sober up and then leave. This is shaky, and then stumbling. You go to sleep for a while, and when you wake up, you'll be able to carry your things. The landlady persuaded again.

"No, no. I can't go and buy you a light bulb for the refrigerator in the afternoon. I'll go back tomorrow. I've got to get back. I was only halfway through the novel that I was going to upload in the afternoon. As he spoke, Zhang Jiujiu pushed the door and walked out.

The landlady followed out the door, shouting from behind, "Be careful, go slowly." ”

Zhang Jiujiu stepped on the cat all the way back to his rented house, but the cat was really drunk, and his two feet were walking on a line, but it was a curve.

Zhang Jiujiu took out the key, but he didn't aim at the keyhole for a long time. He knocked on the door for a long time, and then smiled self-deprecatingly, his two roommates were at work, and if someone opened the door, it would only mean that there was a thief.

Zhang Jiujiu patted his cheek with his hand to make himself sober, and finally opened the door. The moment the door opened, Zhang Jiujiu was stunned.

"Who are you? How could it be in my home? Zhang Jiujiu immediately woke up half of the time and asked.

"Can you see me?" Instead of answering, the people in the room asked back, and then covered their mouths with their hands in panic.

Zhang Jiujiu returned to the living room to watch TV for a while, and the landlady entered the dining room with a steaming meal.

The dining room is connected to the living room, with a bar in between. As soon as the landlady opened the kitchen door, Zhang Jiujiu smelled the fragrance.

"Auntie, your craftsmanship is so good. I smell it from afar. If I had eaten a few more meals at your place, I guess I wouldn't even want to eat my mother's cooking. Zhang Jiujiu washed his hands again, and praised while helping with the dishes and chopsticks.

"You said your little mouth is so sweet, why don't you have a partner? Why don't you introduce one to you? The landlady was also happy at the corners of her mouth.

"It's not the house that's causing trouble. I have been with my original partner for several years, and we have talked about marriage, and as soon as their family heard that I didn't have a house, they quickly asked her to break up with me. I heard that she is now married. ”

As soon as Zhang Jiujiu thought of his girlfriend, his mood suddenly fell.

"Also, today's girls, if you don't have a house, no matter how handsome the young man is, they are not rare." The landlord's aunt also said.

She had forgotten how she embarrassed her son-in-law's family when she got married. The son-in-law's family is seven aunts and eight aunts, and they are all in debt, so they can make enough down payment, and then the marriage is done.

"That girl has a good relationship with me, mainly in her family. It is said that China's housing prices are driven by mothers-in-law. This is not true at all. Zhang Jiujiu smiled reluctantly and said.

"Don't you have that provident fund? You've been working for a few years now, so you always have some savings, right? Let the family make up a little bit, and finally get the down payment ready. It's really not possible to live without a house now. You can't get married and rent a house, right? What can I do if I have a child? The old lady also had habitual thinking, and recalled the words she used to persuade her son-in-law's family at that time.

"My family is rural, and I have a younger brother below. When I was in college, my younger brother was working as a farmer at home, and the family bought a taxi with the money. He ran a taxi in the county, but he found a county target and made people's stomachs bigger. Zhang Jiujiu stood up when he said this, looked out the window, and eased his emotions.

"Whatever the woman's family says, we have to let our family buy a house in the county, otherwise we will beat the child. That's the root and seedling of our old Zhang family. How can my dad give up? I gritted my teeth and bought it. Now that there is a famine at home, where can I afford to buy another set? Zhang Jiujiu's words were a little bleak.

Zhang Jiujiu hasn't taken much care of his family for so many years, to be honest, he feels quite guilty. Fortunately, this younger brother is helping at home.

The family bought a house for his younger brother, but Zhang Jiujiu was not unhappy, and borrowed some money from a friend and mailed it home along with his savings.

"It's not easy for your parents. Okay, let's sit down and eat. Just our mother and son, Auntie didn't cook much, don't dislike it. The landlady smiled apologetically and said.

"Auntie, you are too polite. I'm not a guest, and it's already a blessing for me to be able to eat such a fragrant meal. Zhang Jiujiu said happily.

Although there are only three plates of dishes on the table, they are all local products from the landlady's hometown. Stir-fried bacon with green peppers, sour cowpeas with sour meat foam, and a plate of steamed red sausages.

In the Northeast, the odd-numbered dishes are disrespectful to the guests, and the Sichuan people don't say that. Zhang Jiujiu naturally wouldn't misunderstand that the landlady was insulting herself.

Zhang Jiujiu picked up the bowl, first served a bowl to the landlady, handed it to her, and then served a bowl to himself. The landlady put a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of Zhang Jiujiu.

Here, Zhang Jiujiu didn't have anything to be polite about, so he just charged the interest on the rent. Hehe, Zhang Jiujiu's face is not ordinarily thick.

"By the way, you eat first, I'll go see if the moromi is okay, and I'll give you a taste. That's our Sichuan characteristic. The landlady said and went into the back room.

"Auntie, don't get it, it's troublesome." Zhang Jiujiu said a word and started eating.

To be honest, the landlady's craftsmanship is really not covered, and the materials used are authentic, this dish is really amazing. Although the fly in the ointment is that the three dishes are all super spicy.

When the landlady came out, Zhang Jiujiu was already sweating profusely. Sichuan cuisine is really spicy. Zhang Jiujiu thought so, but there was no pause at all. It's been a long time since he's had eaten a good meal.

"Jiu'er, you are really blessed, I only got it late a day ago, but I didn't expect it to be done. Maybe it's the temperature of the past two days. Come and try this. The landlady handed Zhang Jiujiu a bowl of what looked like rice porridge.

"That's the mash you're talking about? It's sweet, well, and a little sour. It's delicious. Zhang Jiujiu took a small bite and tasted it, clicked his lips, raised his neck again, and saw the bottom of the bowl.

"Drink slowly, there's still more there, I'll make you another bowl." This thing is also called liqueur, and it's still a bit of a degree, so don't drink it too fast. The landlady admonished and served another bowl to Zhang Jiujiu.

Zhang Jiujiu listened to the words of the landlady, and was embarrassed to take another sip, so he took a sip and said, "Auntie, this thing is so delicious." You Sichuan people will really enjoy it. This is simply a golden elixir. The rice grains melted as soon as they got in the mouth, what kind of rice is this? ”

"Drink more if it's good, just be careful not to get drunk. This is ordinary glutinous rice, just ferment it with mash koji. I'll bring you some more when I get back. The landlady said with a smile.

The landlady really doesn't like Zhang Jiujiu ordinarily. First bacon, then sausage, and then sausage, bacon, Zhang Jiujiu didn't finish chewing together, and the bowl was full again.

Zhang Jiujiu drank two bowls of sweet wine again, and the meal was almost finished. Zhang Jiujiu's amount of alcohol was really not good, and after three bowls of mash, he began to fight drunk.

The degree of mash is not very high, and even when you drink it, you can't feel much alcohol. In Sichuan, even children can drink two bowls. The landlady didn't expect Zhang Jiujiu's alcohol consumption to be so shallow.

Seeing Zhang Jiujiu swaying from side to side, the landlady didn't dare to let him help him clean up the dishes and chopsticks. Poured him a cup of tea and let him drink there.

"Told me not to get drunk, you're still drunk. You can't even drink as much as my granddaughter. Hehe, that little girl drank so much from you, and there was nothing wrong with it. ”

"I drink it, and I don't smell of alcohol, why is this so strong? It's a bit dizzy. Zhang Jiujiu's face was flushed, as if he had drunk half a catty of liquor.

"Why don't you go to my house and lie down for a while. Don't see the wind again, it's even more drunk. The landlady said that she was going to drive Zhang Jiujiu to rest.

"No need, Auntie, I have to go back quickly, there is a chapter of the novel to upload in the afternoon. Otherwise, my editor wouldn't have scolded me to death? "Zhang Jiujiu is not so drunk that he forgets his responsibilities.

"Your editor is a woman, isn't he? Seeing that you are so attentive, it should not look like a male editor. How does it look? Have you ever met? The landlady is still thinking about Zhang Jiujiu's lifelong events.

"It's a woman, she looks okay. I've been on video with her, but I've never met her. It's not ours. Zhang Jiujiu said duplicitously.

Liang Da Editor is not just good-looking? That's too improvised. That smile, every move, is charming. Zhang Jiujiu hated to treat his editor as a goddess.

"Then take it, you look so handsome, you're only eight buckets tall, and your little mouth is sweet. There's no place for a small edit. Isn't it just a house? Earn slowly. "The landlady has a trick.

"Hehe, I would like to, but this is not a matter after all." Zhang Jiujiu's heart was already pounding, and when the landlady said this, he was even more dissatisfied.

"Hey, what's wrong with not being in a city now? The traffic is so developed, is this still a problem? Trains, planes, it's not like getting together. The landlady made one trick after another.

"Auntie, let's take a look. Hehe, I won't let it go if I have the chance. Auntie, you see that I can't help you pick up the bowl, if my hand slips, I can't afford it now. Zhang Jiujiu got up and said.

"Okay, just know that you have this heart. Auntie didn't hurt you in vain. You sit down a little longer and sober up. I'm going to decorate some mash for you and bring it home. "The landlady is going away again.

Zhang Jiujiu grabbed the landlady's arm and said, "Auntie, don't get it, look at my state, I don't spill it anymore, it's a pity." I'll go back. ”

"You lie down in the house for a while, sober up and then leave. This is shaky, and then stumbling. You go to sleep for a while, and when you wake up, you'll be able to carry your things. The landlady persuaded again.

"No, no. I can't go and buy you a light bulb for the refrigerator in the afternoon. I'll go back tomorrow. I've got to get back. I was only halfway through the novel that I was going to upload in the afternoon. As he spoke, Zhang Jiujiu pushed the door and walked out.

The landlady followed out the door, shouting from behind, "Be careful, go slowly." ”

Zhang Jiujiu stepped on the cat all the way back to his rented house, but the cat was really drunk, and his two feet were walking on a line, but it was a curve.

Zhang Jiujiu took out the key, but he didn't aim at the keyhole for a long time. He knocked on the door for a long time, and then smiled self-deprecatingly, his two roommates were at work, and if someone opened the door, it would only mean that there was a thief.

Zhang Jiujiu patted his cheek with his hand to make himself sober, and finally opened the door. The moment the door opened, Zhang Jiujiu was stunned.

"Who are you? How could it be in my home? Zhang Jiujiu immediately woke up half of the time and asked.

"Can you see me?" Instead of answering, the people in the room asked back, and then covered their mouths with their hands in panic.

Zhang Jiujiu returned to the living room to watch TV for a while, and the landlady entered the dining room with a steaming meal.

The dining room is connected to the living room, with a bar in between. As soon as the landlady opened the kitchen door, Zhang Jiujiu smelled the fragrance.

"Auntie, your craftsmanship is so good. I smell it from afar. If I had eaten a few more meals at your place, I guess I wouldn't even want to eat my mother's cooking. Zhang Jiujiu washed his hands again, and praised while helping with the dishes and chopsticks.

"You said your little mouth is so sweet, why don't you have a partner? Why don't you introduce one to you? The landlady was also happy at the corners of her mouth.

"It's not the house that's causing trouble. I have been with my original partner for several years, and we have talked about marriage, and as soon as their family heard that I didn't have a house, they quickly asked her to break up with me. I heard that she is now married. ”

As soon as Zhang Jiujiu thought of his girlfriend, his mood suddenly fell.

"Also, today's girls, if you don't have a house, no matter how handsome the young man is, they are not rare." The landlord's aunt also said.

She had forgotten how she embarrassed her son-in-law's family when she got married. The son-in-law's family is seven aunts and eight aunts, and they are all in debt, so they can make enough down payment, and then the marriage is done.

"That girl has a good relationship with me, mainly in her family. It is said that China's housing prices are driven by mothers-in-law. This is not true at all. Zhang Jiujiu smiled reluctantly and said.

"Don't you have that provident fund? You've been working for a few years now, so you always have some savings, right? Let the family make up a little bit, and finally get the down payment ready. It's really not possible to live without a house now. You can't get married and rent a house, right? What can I do if I have a child? The old lady also had habitual thinking, and recalled the words she used to persuade her son-in-law's family at that time.

"My family is rural, and I have a younger brother below. When I was in college, my younger brother was working as a farmer at home, and the family bought a taxi with the money. He ran a taxi in the county, but he found a county target and made people's stomachs bigger. Zhang Jiujiu stood up when he said this, looked out the window, and eased his emotions.

"Whatever the woman's family says, we have to let our family buy a house in the county, otherwise we will beat the child. That's the root and seedling of our old Zhang family. How can my dad give up? I gritted my teeth and bought it. Now that there is a famine at home, where can I afford to buy another set? Zhang Jiujiu's words were a little bleak.

Zhang Jiujiu hasn't taken much care of his family for so many years, to be honest, he feels quite guilty. Fortunately, this younger brother is helping at home.

The family bought a house for his younger brother, but Zhang Jiujiu was not unhappy, and borrowed some money from a friend and mailed it home along with his savings.

"It's not easy for your parents. Okay, let's sit down and eat. Just our mother and son, Auntie didn't cook much, don't dislike it. The landlady smiled apologetically and said.

"Auntie, you are too polite. I'm not a guest, and it's already a blessing for me to be able to eat such a fragrant meal. Zhang Jiujiu said happily.

Although there are only three plates of dishes on the table, they are all local products from the landlady's hometown. Stir-fried bacon with green peppers, sour cowpeas with sour meat foam, and a plate of steamed red sausages.

In the Northeast, the odd-numbered dishes are disrespectful to the guests, and the Sichuan people don't say that. Zhang Jiujiu naturally wouldn't misunderstand that the landlady was insulting herself.

Zhang Jiujiu picked up the bowl, first served a bowl to the landlady, handed it to her, and then served a bowl to himself. The landlady put a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of Zhang Jiujiu.

Here, Zhang Jiujiu didn't have anything to be polite about, so he just charged the interest on the rent. Hehe, Zhang Jiujiu's face is not ordinarily thick.

"By the way, you eat first, I'll go see if the moromi is okay, and I'll give you a taste. That's our Sichuan characteristic. The landlady said and went into the back room.

"Auntie, don't get it, it's troublesome." Zhang Jiujiu said a word and started eating.

To be honest, the landlady's craftsmanship is really not covered, and the materials used are authentic, this dish is really amazing. Although the fly in the ointment is that the three dishes are all super spicy.

When the landlady came out, Zhang Jiujiu was already sweating profusely. Sichuan cuisine is really spicy. Zhang Jiujiu thought so, but there was no pause at all. It's been a long time since he's had eaten a good meal.

"Jiu'er, you are really blessed, I only got it late a day ago, but I didn't expect it to be done. Maybe it's the temperature of the past two days. Come and try this. The landlady handed Zhang Jiujiu a bowl of what looked like rice porridge.

"That's the mash you're talking about? It's sweet, well, and a little sour. It's delicious. Zhang Jiujiu took a small bite and tasted it, clicked his lips, raised his neck again, and saw the bottom of the bowl.

"Drink slowly, there's still more there, I'll make you another bowl." This thing is also called liqueur, and it's still a bit of a degree, so don't drink it too fast. The landlady admonished and served another bowl to Zhang Jiujiu.