When Guan Yu passed by Mingli Lake last night, he saw these little couples by the lake, not studying well, although he was envious in his heart, but he had already made up his mind in his heart to send a patrol team to clean up the scene.

So tonight, it was Captain Zheng Jing's turn to be on duty, don't you say, Zheng Jing is quite responsible, and he really came to patrol with a few security guards, and he directly caught a pair of "dog men and women" in the grass!

With Zheng Jing's order, two or three security guards rushed up with electric batons, Guan Yu greeted the eighteenth generation of Zheng Jing's ancestors in his heart, and he finally mustered up the courage to push down Huang Xiaoya, who knew that he was broken by this cargo person!

Pit or not? Pit not pit!

Guan Yu has decided, in the future, he must wear small shoes for Zheng Jing, a bastard, and give him a hundred pairs of small shoes!

Guan Yu was forced to get up from Huang Xiaoya's body helplessly, and also pulled Huang Xiaoya up, the two or three security guards who didn't know who the person in front of him was, and rushed up very coaxingly: "Don't move, don't resist, as long as you dare to resist, regret is unimaginable!" ”

Huang Xiaoya's face was also red, her breath was disordered, and she finally stabilized her breathing, and glanced at Guan Yu with silky eyes and said, "Little man, you are very powerful." ”

“……”

The three security guards dragged Guan Yu and Huang Xiaoya, a pair of dogs, to the side of the road, and one of the security guards immediately reported: "Report to the captain, this pair of dogs ...... This pair of students who are not doing their jobs have been caught, but this pair doesn't seem to be students, the male is not good-looking, like Zheng Ergouzi who burns the boiler in logistics, and the female is very beautiful...... Gollum ......"

Huang Xiaoya laughed out loud, looked at Guan Yu and whispered, "It turns out that you are a boiler burner in your little brother's mind?" ”

Guan Yu is also angry, is there such a handsome boiler? What kind of birdman is Zheng Ergou Guan Yu also heard cross-eyed mention, that guy doesn't learn and has no skills, eats, drinks and prostitutes. Gambling everything, how can you compare with yourself?

Zheng Jing snorted coldly, and he didn't see that it was Guan Yu clearly, but he just pretended to be very serious: "Since this pair of dogs ...... Couples, not students, affect the weathering even more, and they are so bright and bright at school...... In short, it is such a holy place of the school to fight in the field, which is simply an insult to divine education!! ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! It's still Captain Zheng's consciousness is high, let me wait for the little brother to be deeply impressed! ”

"Yes, the younger brothers simply admire Captain Zheng's ideological realm, like a surging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control!"

……

"No, no, low-key and low-key, my high ideological realm is completely under the wise leadership of Section Chief Guan, so it is very important to follow an excellent leader! Section Chief Guan is not only able to fight, but also has a very high ideological consciousness, which is a model for us to learn! Besides, Section Chief Guan and Principal Qi still have a leg, as long as everyone hugs this thigh, they can ensure that everyone eats and drinks well. Zheng Jing said.

Guan Yu was on the side, at first when he heard Zheng Jing's words, he was secretly proud, he was still so prestigious, but when he heard the next few words, he really wanted to step forward and slap this guy a few times!

"Okay, without further ado, let's take these two people directly to the security section, I'll call Section Chief Guan and ask him to go to the security section to interrogate the two." Zheng Jing said.

"Yes."

Saying this, three security guards came over and were about to push Guan Yu and Huang Xiaoya to the security department, Guan Yu was just about to open his mouth to call Zheng Jing, and one of the security guards immediately glared at Guan Yu: "Zheng Ergouzi, don't talk nonsense, even if you turn into ashes, Lao Tzu will recognize you!" You're finally in my hands today! Last time, you borrowed me 300 yuan to engage in women, and you haven't paid it back until now, what's the matter, this is another one? Eldest sister, let me tell you, you can't believe this kid, this kid is a complete bad water! ”

Out of kindness, this security guard actually persuaded Huang Xiaoya and told her not to be deceived!

"Poof......

Huang Xiaoya was amused by the security guard, and "giggled", she pointed at Guan Yu and asked the security guard: "This guy was originally called Zheng Ergouzi?" Do you see clearly? ”

"Nonsense! I know him when he turns to ashes! Well? I'll take a closer look...... Tsk, it's a little thinner, this guy usually eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and has everything, and his body has been hollowed out, so he will inevitably lose weight! Oh, Zheng Ergouzi, if you don't burn your good boiler, why do you have to learn badly! Alas......"

Guan Yu was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and the anger in his heart was about to explode like a volcano, he pointed at the security guard and said, "Boy, you wait for me, I will make you unlucky!" ”

"Yo! You're still threatening me! Later, our fair, upright and bright section chief Guan will beat you into a dog. , it's up to you to be sideways when the time comes! It's just that before you are unlucky, can you give me back the three hundred dollars? The security guard said.

“……”

This guy is a section chief, a fair and selfless person, but he just can't recognize that the person in front of him is his section chief, and it's no wonder that Guan Yu still doesn't know him on his first day at work, so it is inevitable that this kind of misunderstanding will occur.

Huang Xiaoya thought it was very funny, and couldn't stop laughing on the side.

Zheng Jing had already picked up his mobile phone and dialed Guan Yu's number very coaxingly, hey, the phone rang for a long time, and Section Chief Guan didn't answer the phone!

said that Guan Yu was there, the phone in Guan Yu's pocket had already rang, and Guan Yu was about to answer the phone, but was stopped by the little security guard: "Zheng Ergouzi, what do you want to do?" Do you want to answer the phone and call someone? You played this trick last time, and now it's not good! I won't pick you up! ”

I'm Nima......

Guan Yu can almost be by this guy!

You have to say that this little security guard is a slut, he is quite righteous!

Guan Yu gritted his teeth and shouted: "Zheng Jing, you bastard, give Lao Tzu a death!" ”

Ga!

This little security guard was slightly stunned, this kid can't be crazy, right? Dare to scold yourself as a captain? He hurriedly poked at Guan Yu with an electric baton: "Zheng Ergouzi, you dare to scold even our captain, see how I treat you!" ”

Saying this, the little security guard was about to slash at Guan Yu's head with an electric baton......

"Chen Xiaomao, stop for me!!"

Ga!

Pedal!

At this time, I saw a figure rushing over like a storm and lightning, ran in front of Chen Xiaomao, directly snatched the electric baton from Chen Xiaomao's hand, and then slapped Chen Xiaomao's face with a big "snap", almost fanning out a few of Chen Xiaomao's teeth.

"You dog thing really has eyes and doesn't know Tarzan, it's really underwhelming!" Zheng Jing scolded and beat at the same time, completely stunned Chen Xiaomao.

Bang!

Zheng Jing kicked Chen Xiaomao in the abdomen, kicked Chen Xiaomao to the ground, and shouted to a few security guards: "Go up for me, unload Chen Xiaomao's bones for me!" ”

Everyone was stunned, what the hell is going on? Chen Xiaomao was even more aggrieved, what happened?

"That's it! Zheng Jing, stop! This kid is quite righteous, although he is a little blind. At this moment, a faint voice sounded.

"Yes, Section Chief! It's because of my poor supervision, I'm willing to be punished, and I ask the section chief to punish me! Zheng Jing was dripping in a cold sweat, feeling that the person he arrested was none other than his boss? Section Chief, you said that you are true, if you were fighting in the field here, you should have told the brothers, and the brothers would not have come to patrol...... At this, Zheng Jing suddenly had a feeling of being pitted to death.

Ga!

Chen Xiaomao only reacted, feeling this dog...... Oh no, this guy who looks very similar to Zheng Er's dog is actually the legendary new deputy section chief? Thinking of his arrogant performance just now, Chen Xiaomao suddenly felt an infinite chill down his spine, and hurriedly apologized: "The section chief spares his life!" I didn't know Mount Tai just now, and I didn't know gold and jade! If I had known that the section chief was there to do that, I wouldn't have dared to kill me...... Excuse me! ”

"Ahem...... Guan Yu coughed awkwardly and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you all misunderstood, just now this lady and I were engaged in a ...... The special discussion is about academics, and you don't understand it......"

"Yes, we all know!" Zheng Jing nodded hurriedly, and the rest of the little security guards also nodded hurriedly, but in an instant, they realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly shook their heads and said, "We don't understand, we don't understand at all!" Section Chief Guan, you and this lady continue to discuss, and the brothers will take their leave first! Hehehehehe......"

Brush Brush Brush!

Zheng Jing led a group of people to flee faster than rabbits.

Only Chen Xiaomao was left limping behind: "Captain, and me!" And me!! As he spoke, he quickly chased after him.

"Poof......

Huang Xiaoyajiao laughed: "I found that your subordinates are just as funny and funny as you!" ”