Without asking, we followed the sound and found the arena, this so-called arena, not the same as the kind of internal studio seen on the sunshine TV, but a huge open field, surrounded by a fence, on which there is a rusty sign with the words "Senior Activity Center", it seems that this is a temporary beauty pageant venue.

Next to the fence, there are all kinds of stalls, some selling cold drinks, some selling marshmallows, and some selling spiritual power chewing gum.

Looking further in, there is a high stage in the center of the venue, on which there are already many people hosting some interactive small programs, and a young man who sings out of tune and runs abroad is singing rock and roll heartbreakingly, sincere and hurtful.

After checking the tickets by the gatekeeper, we entered the venue, where about 30,000 or 40,000 people had gathered, but it was quite spacious overall, and we finally squeezed into a position to compete with the stage in order to better feel the beauty of women.

When we turned back, we were surprised to find that there was already a sea of people behind us, with heads everywhere and dressed differently.

Liu Qian said to me with a sigh of relief: "My mother was also a fan of Supergirl in the early years, and she was also a crazy person back then, but today's situation really makes my mother worship!" ”

A young girl next to her seemed to hear Liu Qian's words and interjected: "Oh, sisters actually have memories?" Now that you know Supergirl, she must have not died for a few years, who are the sisters? How did he die? ”

Liu Qian was at a loss on the spot, I hugged Liu Qian tenderly, and explained to the girl: "We died together, and the family did not agree to the marriage, so we committed suicide by jumping into the river together!" ”

Su Diao complex was not happy: "What about me? ”

In desperation, I had to explain to the girl again: "Actually...... We all died together! ”

The girl smiled: "I know why your family doesn't agree, it's not like this!" ”

I smiled shyly and asked the girl, "Where is the girl?" How did he die? ”

The girl's personality is very generous: "I, a native of Chang'an, have been dead for more than a thousand years, and I have met a few sisters in the past few years. ”

I can't see that this little girl is also a giant ghost over a thousand years old.

At this moment, the music on the stage stopped abruptly, and after a while, two hosts, a man and a woman, walked up, the male face was delicate, Svenwen, and the female was lively and cute, and generous.

The hostess took the microphone and said enthusiastically: "Citizens of Nanling, good evening, I am Dandan, today, I am very happy to be able to come to Nanling and gather with you." ”

The male host was calmer: "Hello everyone, I am Zhuangzhuang, I am very happy to be able to participate in the selection of female officials in the Heavenly Palace, today, we are ...... with excitement"

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A few hundred words are omitted here.

The hostess raised her voice: "Next, let's welcome ...... with warm applause" As she spoke, she took out a piece of paper from her pocket and read it aloud: "Supreme Heavenly Palace Lingxiao Treasure Palace's Internal Affairs Divine Division's Seven-Rank Immortal Officer and Imperial Palace Maid Selection Commander sent Nanling Selection Immortal Officer Li Dongdong to appear!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a man in a golden robe jumped onto the stage, not very good-looking, not much different from an ordinary old man in the yang world, with a scruffy beard, holding a long yellow box in his left hand, and a golden brush in his right hand.

Unlike others, this so-called immortal official has an old donkey face as soon as he appears, and his contemptuous eyes are very disgusting, as if everyone else is a lowly ant, and he is the immortal who can make ants put on wings.

Shennong's No. 1 was the closest to me, and quietly set up a soundproof cover, and said to me softly: "I know this person, I saw him last time I went to the sky to find the second child, he is ...... People who are too platinum stars! ”

The more I looked at the fairy in the stand, the more uncomfortable I felt, and said to Shennong's No. 1: "Who is he, let's not talk about it first, because Mao's expression is so cheap?" I want to go up and smoke him! ”

Shennong's No. 1 smiled: "You don't know, when I was alive with Lao Huang and the demon clan, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to be like this, he was still polite to our human race and demon clan, but we died, although the Jade Emperor didn't know about this matter, but he must have guessed what was wrong with us, otherwise, we can't completely let the immortal clan bully the human race, now this situation has been maintained for more than 10,000 years, and the immortal clan is also arrogant, and this immortal official on the stage is very good at being a man, in this case he can only do this, Once he shows his closeness to the human race or the demon race, the people of the immortal race will look down on him, and, have you noticed that this guy always looks at the people behind him, I estimate that that is the real master! It's just that I haven't seen that immortal clan either, so I don't know what kind of character it is. ”

Following the gaze of Shennong's No. 1, I saw a woman with an expressionless face, her eyes were indifferent, and she did not react to the various cheers and shouts from the audience, neither the pride of the immortal race, nor the contempt for the lower races.

Since Shennong's No. 1 didn't know this woman, I didn't think about it anymore, so I let the old man withdraw the formation, and I began to enjoy the performance on stage.

The host introduced a mouthful just now, tonight's competition is divided into three parts, the first link is the etiquette assessment, that is, to test the quality of this group of show girls, which generally includes the posture of walking, the tone of speech, whether the character is calm and so on.

The second part is the swimsuit show, which is the favorite part of all the audience.

The third link is a talent show, eighty percent of the old man of the Jade Emperor likes to listen to a little song or something, so he will assess the talent level of the show girls, this performance is relatively broad, as long as you think you can show your own characteristics, you can sing, dance, and dance, and greet casually.

The competition adopts a point deduction system, each player has ten points per link, in addition to the immortal official Li Dongdong, there are six judges of the Hades Palace, Li Dongdong accounts for four points, and the remaining six people each account for one point, as long as they feel that the contestants are not up to standard, they can deduct points, and so all the contestants have finished performing, after the statistics of the deduction of points, the winner will naturally be selected.

The first part was boring, a large number of women stood on the stage and lined up, performing all kinds of etiquette actions and all kinds of sweet smiles for all of us, but there was no bright spot except for the squatting session that made the legs of the men in the audience sore for a while.

The scoring process is also very fast, there are a total of 200 players, Li Dongdong's sign has been raised more than 100 times, and the women who are unfortunate enough to be deducted points are more than annoyed, and at least four points have been deducted in the first link, and the subsequent competition is even more dangerous.

The swimsuit performance in the second link was very popular, and the gentlemen watching the play in the audience were suddenly aroused, and more than hundreds of men tried to rush onto the stage and kiss Fang Ze, but they were all beaten by the officials on the scene and hastily thrown out of the venue.

Of course, the women who watched the play also complained a lot, and Su Diao Complex pointed to the players on the stage more than once and said: "I'm embarrassed to go on stage with this figure, my aunt and grandmother didn't go up before their figure was much more perfect than them, but it's impossible for me to participate in this kind of stupid draft!" "This woman was a goddess in the minds of many people before I got her to the yang world, and she is qualified to speak!

Liu Qian blushed: "We are just on the outside, the most important thing is the inside, what do you say?" "I don't say this because this woman is empathetic, it's just because she has a slight flaw in her figure!

Sister Mei's words are more visible: "It's good to be young! ”

Yue Lao came over at the right time, and said to Sister Mei with a hippie smile: "I think you are so good and charming, but if you want to become like them, it's not impossible, I'll kill you!" ”

I don't know if it was the word or the dead word that stimulated Sister Mei, this woman scolded Yue Lao angrily in front of this group of people who knew and didn't know: "You perverted old calf...... Playing a bachelor with the old lady, you are still a little tender......"

The third link is also very interesting, when I was in the yang world, I thought that the talent show was nothing more than singing a song, dancing, performing a musical instrument, saying a cross talk, and the most powerful thing was nothing more than juggling, but when I saw the performance on stage, my three views were messed up!

A beautiful woman of the demon clan performed to see my seventy-two changes, and then, she really changed seventy-two, a spider for a while, and a worm for a while, which dazzled me.

A beautiful woman of the human race has practiced sonic skills, saying that she wants to challenge the twelfth-order treble, lying down, that is really called high, I had the urge to vomit blood on the spot, and then, I saw Zhao Dabao's glasses shattered!

Another beauty of the demon clan is even more awesome, she is good at jiu-jitsu, several big men with hard sticks to attack her, as a result, this beauty is not injured at all, the body is extremely extensive, it is estimated that it can be stretched at least five times longer, and the elasticity is very good, the stick hits her like hitting a sponge, and it bounces away with a swish, and it is estimated that the most awesome pop-away crow's feet potion and yoga can not be practiced to this extent.

After three hours of evaluation, the three links were finally over, and the audience was feasting their eyes, waiting for the host to announce the final results, especially those family groups and fan groups, who were particularly excited, and shouted that so-and-so would win as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Soon, the hostess got the results of the selection, and then began to announce the list, but the moment she finished reading, the atmosphere changed.

Some fan groups may not have heard the name of the goddess in their hearts, and they ran to the stage excitedly to theorize.

A large audience listened to the name and began to joke:

"Shady, absolutely shady!"

"This is not something that ordinary people can settle, there must be someone in the sky!"

"I just like the one-word horse, how could I not choose it?"

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After listening to it for a while, I finally heard a little bit of the doorway, everyone was dissatisfied with the results announced by the host, and the most emotional was the fan group, they selected the results, and it was the ordinary audience who expressed their dissatisfaction.

I shook my head with a wry smile, and was just about to turn around and call everyone back to the inn, when I heard the girl who was talking to Liu Qian just now muttering, "Sure enough, this is the list!" ”

I asked the girl suspiciously, "Girl, what did you say?" What list? ”

The girl raised her head arrogantly: "The list of the appointment!" ”