Chapter 432: The Corpse Collector
"Hi ~ Hello comrades, what a coincidence......"
Jiang Yao stuck his head out of the car window with a hippie smile, waved his hand to them very coquettishly, and then pointed to the tractor under their seat and asked: "You don't want to take this thing to Salad Mountain, even if it gets dark, you can't get there, and that hell place is full of mines, and it's not a joke to step on it with a blind foot in the black light!" ”
"How do you know it's all mines?"
The nightingale stood up subconsciously with the tractor, staring at Jiang Yao with his eyes, who knew that Jiang Yao shrugged his shoulders and said: "We are not mentally retarded, just ask a local, but I said you better hurry up, look at the tractor of the Vietnamese countryman, the tires are about to burst!" ”
"You have to take care of it! We've paid, so get the fuck of ......."
The nightingale waved her little hand angrily and sat back directly, but Zhao Ziqiang suddenly poked his head out of the back window and said with a smile: "Come up, Major Liu!" Even if you take a ride with us, you can still choose to leave on your own when you get to the place, we don't even have this trust, right? ”
"Get out of the car!"
Liu Tianming was only silent for a while, then took the lead and jumped off the tractor, and the two off-road vehicles simply stopped on the side of the pothole, a team of people and horses first looked curiously around the giant beast, and then divided into two teams into the car, only the nightingale reluctantly followed behind Liu Tianming, and climbed up to George Patton.
"This car is good, where did you get ......it?"
Liu Tianming couldn't help but be curious as soon as he got into the car, the interior of this car was completely a mobile small bar, not to mention two leather sofas in it, from speakers to TVs, refrigerators and wine cabinets, extremely luxurious decorations made people think that this would be a bulletproof car, and even prevent biological and chemical weapons attacks.
"Hmph~ It's their rich man's toy again......"
The nightingale climbed up with a cold little face, and directly found the innermost position and sat down, but before the car started, Jiang Yao suddenly came in from the outside, and squeezed to the nightingale's side with a dead face.
"This car was bought from the casino owner, but he regretted it not long after he bought it, not to mention the huge fuel consumption, and there were always small problems, he simply packaged the two cars and sold them to me, and I also picked up a small ......bargain for 400,000 US dollars."
Zhao Ziqiang handed over a glass of beer with a smile, Liu Tianming only hesitated for a moment and then took it, and then sighed helplessly: "Alas~ It's good to be rich, but 400,000 US dollars is lightweight, but it is enough for us big soldiers to earn a lifetime!" ”
"That's not right what you can say, as the so-called soldiers and horses go first before the grain and grass are moved, what kind of war can we talk about without sufficient logistics support? If you really take a tractor to Salad Mountain like you, the place will fall apart before anyone arrives, and you will just wait to be slaughtered......"
Zhao Ziqiang smiled and shook his head, but Liu Tianming took a sip of beer noncommittally, and then asked, "What are you going to do when you get to the place?" The territory of Salad Mountain is not small, and the other party must have arranged eyeliner at the important pass, if we just rush over like this, they only need to hide in the minefield, and we will have no way to take them! ”
"They won't hide, what they want is for me to throw myself into the net, and if I don't see me blown to pieces, the Peng brothers will never give up......"
Zhao Ziqiang smiled indifferently, Liu Tianming immediately raised his head in surprise, but after taking a deep look at him, he didn't speak again, and he didn't know what he was thinking when he drank beer slowly, but the nightingale behind him suddenly scolded angrily: "Do you lean over again believe that I shot you to death?" ”
"Hehe~ Don't get me wrong, I just want to sincerely apologize to you......"
Jiang Yao rubbed his hands and looked at the nightingale with a little embarrassment, and the nightingale was full of anger and wanted to scold, but Jiang Yao suddenly took out a pink diamond necklace from his pocket and said with a smile: "That...... I'm so sorry last night, I just wanted to make a little joke with you, I didn't expect to make you so angry, but I still want to give you this necklace, I hope you can forgive me! ”
"Take it! The hell wants something from you......"
The nightingale pushed the necklace away, turned around coldly, but followed by a fluttering firelight suddenly illuminated her pretty face, the nightingale subconsciously looked back, Jiang Yao was actually holding a small cake with both hands, and a red candle was burning hard in the center of the cake.
"Nightingale! Although this blessing came a little late, I still want to say that I wish you a happy birthday and may you always be as young and beautiful as you are today......"
Jiang Yao held the cake in front of the nightingale with a sincere face, and the nightingale's angry pretty face suddenly became stunned, and he looked at him in disbelief and stammered: "You...... How do you know yesterday was my birthday? It's impossible, you don't even know what my real name is! ”
"Would you like to tell me? For the sake of this cake......
Jiang Yao looked at the nightingale with a smile, but the nightingale stared at him with a pair of suspicious eyes, as if he was afraid that this guy was playing with himself again, but Jiang Yao followed up and said, "Okay! Whether you want to tell me your real name or not, please blow out this candle, it's just yours! ”
"Blow the nightingale! We didn't help you with your birthday yesterday, it was our mistake......"
Liu Tianming suddenly opened his mouth, and nodded at her very kindly, and the nightingale's pretty face suddenly turned red, and after biting his red lip with some entanglement, he finally slowly leaned his small mouth over, but the car under the seat suddenly "banged" loudly, and the cake in Jiang Yao's hand was covered on the ground.
"Holy! Anan, how the do you drive? Fortunately, the cakes I worked so hard to get have ruined you......"
Jiang Yao shouted angrily, but unfortunately there was a baffle between the front and the cockpit, even if Jiang Yao scolded Chen Jiannan in the back, he wouldn't know, but the nightingale suddenly stretched out a grenade, directly pulled out a piece of the cake and put it in his mouth, and then said with a smile: "Thank you!" The cake is very sweet, but I don't want the necklace, so expensive things will only bring me a psychological burden! ”
"Actually, I bought this chain at a roadside craft store, and it's just an ordinary pink crystal inlaid on it, and it took me four hours to repair the place you tore off, and I didn't sleep all day to fix it......"
Jiang Yao looked at the nightingale dejectedly, and the nightingale was stunned for a moment, and immediately said angrily: "Is this how you deceive girls?" One million 880,000 is really a loss for what you said! ”
"I've deceived a lot of girls, but it's the first time I've ...... a female soldier."
Jiang Yao smiled bitterly and took the nightingale's little hand, and slowly put the necklace into her palm, then said seriously: "Your birthday was told to me by Major Liu, he didn't say that I didn't know that you were still an orphan, and our experience is actually similar, you have no father and mother since you were a child, and I am now the same as no father and no mother, so I really don't want to lose you as a friend, it was really a pleasure to cooperate with you last night!" ”
"Alright! Nightingale, inside and outside is a worthless necklace, you can accept it, but the sincerity in it is worth more than anything else, this is the first time in my life that this little apprentice has apologized to someone......"
Zhao Ziqiang walked over with a smile with a wine bottle, sat directly between the two, and gently patted the nightingale's shoulder, Jiang Yao hurriedly squatted over, and put the necklace on the nightingale again, and the nightingale's little face was uncontrollably blushing, and nodded a little shyly and said: "Thank you Jiang Yao, in fact, I also made a big fuss last night, and I should apologize to you!" ”
"It's okay! I'm not good at anything, except for thick skin, let's have a drink and turn the page quickly......"
Jiang Yao waved his hand very open-mindedly, turned around and went to get the wine, but Zhao Ziqiang suddenly leaned into the nightingale's ear and whispered: "Sister! My little apprentice really regards you as a friend, so expensive necklace he dares to say that it is a stall, this chain is I from Miao Xiang's jewelry box, the top is definitely a serious South African pink diamond, conservatively estimated to be more than two million, I don't believe you go back to China to find someone to check it! ”
"What? I can't ...... that."
The nightingale looked anxious, and quickly wanted to take it off, but Zhao Ziqiang held her down, winked with a smile and said: "Shh~ This is our secret, you just know it, and if you don't wear him, you have to cheat other girls, don't be cheap that kid!" Haha~"
"This ......"
The nightingale bit her red lip and stopped talking, just looked down at the necklace around her neck, her eyes became more and more complicated, and Zhao Ziqiang sat next to Liu Tianming again, and pulled everyone to start fighting wine, the nightingale had to sigh faintly, and wanted to take off the necklace, but she really couldn't bear to hurt Jiang Yao's face.
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The roads in the Vietnamese countryside are definitely more difficult to walk than they imagined, and it is a shame to come by such a hard-core off-road vehicle, and when it was already dark outside the window, the two Big Macs finally stopped on the side of the road, and a car of people who were sleeping immediately jumped up like springs and looked around cautiously.
"How did you get the car here? This is the back of Salad Mountain, and beyond that is the most dangerous minefield......"
Liu Tianming rubbed his bloodshot eyes, and looked at the locator in his hand in surprise, but Zhao Ziqiang slowly lit a cigarette and asked rhetorically: "Do you think that in the face of a big trap that has been planned for a long time, where is the safest place for us to go?" Don't tell me you want to rush in from the front! ”
"What are you kidding? This area is planted with at least 100,000 infantry mines, and even the most experienced sappers dare not break in, and it is almost self-defeating to climb over here......"
Liu Tianming became angry all of a sudden, looking at Zhao Ziqiang like looking at a madman, but Zhao Ziqiang shrugged his shoulders and said: "If you believe me, follow us, otherwise we will act separately, and you are in charge of your life!" ”
"Major Liu! What are you afraid of, anyway, we are in front of you to open the way, if you want to die, we will die first......"
Jiang Yao walked up with a smile, and even carried a heavy body armor in his hand, and handed it to the nightingale next to him, raising his eyebrows and signaling her to put it on, and the nightingale was naturally knowledgeable, and as soon as she got the body armor, she asked in surprise: "Dragon scale armor body armor?" You gave me what do you wear? ”
"If you wear it, you will wear it, what so much nonsense ......"
Jiang Yao rubbed the nightingale's head very domineeringly, and the nightingale immediately slapped his hand away in shame, but Jiang Yao then suddenly became serious, and said with some embarrassment in his eyes: "If I accidentally hang up, you must remember to help me collect the corpse, I don't want to be a lonely ghost in this place!" ”
"You gave me the body armor, do you just want me to help you collect the body?"
The nightingale was stunned suddenly, and suddenly found that the body armor in her hand had extraordinary significance, and Jiang Yao reached out and pinched her face and smiled: "Almost!" So many of us have to keep a corpse collector, otherwise it will be miserable to die without a place to bury, so your responsibility tonight is very heavy! ”
"Wait a minute......"
The nightingale suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Jiang Yao, who was about to leave, and then stared at him with a complicated face and said, "I...... My real name is Ye Ying, if you die, I will definitely go to your grave every year! ”
"Damn! You can't just say something nice......"
Jiang Yao was so hung that he fainted with anger from this rectal girl, and he couldn't help but pick up his weapon and jump out of the car, and Major Liu also pulled the bolt of the gun and said loudly: "Let's go!" ”