Back in the dormitory, Xiang Li had a fight with Ma Han.

Ma Han is the first outlier to lurk in the neon advertising agency.

Although Ma Han is a man, except for the two bits and pieces that a man must have, there are no male features in any part of his body, his face is smaller than that of a woman, his head is shorter than that of a woman, his arms and legs are thinner than that of a woman, and he has a male duck voice, and he speaks like a eunuch who has been gelding.

Whoever wants to say that Ma Han is a man, it is estimated that he will not even believe a fool.

Ten years ago, Xiang Li and Ma Han graduated from China Women's University together, and just after graduation, Xiang Li was recruited to the neon advertising company very smoothly, and in three days, he will report to the neon advertising company.

When Ma Han heard the news, he was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and in order to pursue Xiang Li, Ma Han followed Xiang Li's ass and came to the neon company.

Ma Han was dumbfounded when he saw the recruitment notice at the door of the neon company, the company only recruits female workers, and where are the stinky men going.

Don't believe it, that's what was written on the recruitment notice at the time, not only that, but the lower right corner of the poster also painted an old, ugly and obscene man, the lower half of the man's body, the whole of which was covered by a big red cross like scissors.

Ma Han was inspired, and when he returned to his residence, he impulsively picked up the scissors, but just as he was about to start it, his heart suddenly trembled, and this tremor made him understand one thing.

He didn't go to the neon company, he went to Xiang Li, four years of college, he chased Xiang Li for four years, and in the end he didn't even catch the fart, if he scrapped the little guy again, he would have no fun.

Ma Han was bold, got a set of fake documents from the person who made the fake certificate, put on a set of women's clothes and came to the neon company.

Ma Han doesn't dress up like a woman, and after dressing up, she is even more feminine than a woman.

Except, of course, for breasts.

Ma Han didn't have to say anything, so he easily mixed into the neon company, and the personnel system at that time was not strict at all.

It's really a trick, when the company divided the dormitory, Ma Han and Xiang Li were divided into the same room.

Ma Han felt so proud in his heart that he threw his luggage on his bed, and then began to diligently help Xiang Li clean up the bed.

Xiang Li slapped Ma Han out of the way, and yelled at Ma Han angrily: "Ma Han, if you know each other, get out of here, if you don't leave, don't blame me for not talking about old classmates." ”

Ma Han rubbed his face, walked to Xiang Li's bed with his head down, and continued to help her clean up the bed without saying a word.

Xiang Li grabbed Ma Han's clothes and threw him out a long way at once.

Ma Han persevered and walked to Xiang Li's bed again.

Xiang Li lost her temper and said helplessly: "Ma Han, do you think this is interesting?" ”

Ma Han lowered his head and continued to clean up the bed, muttering: "You think it's boring, but I think it's interesting, I'm happy to see you, and I don't want to live without you." ”

"But I don't want to see you."

"I know."

"I know you're still pestering me."

"I'm happy to see you, but I don't want to live without you." Ma Han's reels turned back.

"Ma Han, you are stalking like this, do you think it is possible for the two of us?"

"You don't think it's possible, but I think it's possible."

"Then tell me, why do you think I'm impossible?"

"You are so pretty, tall, slender in stature, tender in skin, and watery in eyes; I'm not good-looking, I'm short, like a monkey, let's go to that station, you are Pan Jinlian, I am Wu Dalang. ”

Xiang Li smiled: "Aren't you quite self-aware!" ”

Ma Han said bitterly: "Self-knowledge is a harmful thing, it is very stubborn to imprison people in hierarchical concepts, make people lose courage, make people inert, in order to pursue the beauty in their hearts, I would rather others scold me for being shameless." ”

In the face of such Ma Han, Xiang Li had nothing to do and nothing to say, she could only stick to her bottom line: "Ma Han, I don't care how you want to pursue me, I'm going to sleep, you can't stay in this room." ”

"Then I'll stand guard outside the door for you."

On Ma Han's first night in the neon company, he actually stood outside the door to serve as a sentry for Xiang Li.

The next day, the new employees began the military training before taking up the post, Xiang Li was a basketball player when she was in middle school, and she injured her waist during training, and now she can't do high-intensity sports at all, and at the end of the day, Xiang Li feels that her waist is going to be broken.

Ma Han cheekily put his hand on Xiang Li's waist, Xiang Li instinctively repelled it, but his body didn't obey the call, so he had to let Ma Han do it wantonly.

Not to mention, as soon as Ma Han's fingers touched his waist, Xiang Li suddenly felt a tingling feeling, and the pain in his body was gradually disappearing.

After seven days of military training, Ma Han rubbed Xiang Li for seven nights, and when he rubbed it, he softened Xiang Li's heart, and the two of them came together.

Ma Han's first words after he succeeded were: "I'll just say, people can't be too self-aware, if my self-esteem is too strong, where can I find a beautiful daughter-in-law like you?" ”

Xiang Li sighed and said, "Alas! Women are too kind, marry a shell man, in my life, ruined by myself who cares too much about love. ”

Although the two people are already in that kind of relationship, they still sleep in their own beds, and the beds are too narrow, and it is uncomfortable for two people to squeeze together.

Another reason is that they are afraid that the people in the company will find out their secrets.

Thinking about it, the two of them got together, Ma Han had to wear a woman's pajamas when he slept, and he also had a large breast protector inside, which looked nondescript.

When his petite body was wrapped around Xiang Li, Xiang Li always felt weird, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't arouse fiery passion.

Occasionally, when emotions come, the two of them are also sneaky, Xiang Li always bites her lip tightly, looking like she is at home.

She didn't dare to shout heartily, in case someone else heard it, it would be troublesome.

Ma Han was even more cowardly, as soon as he reached the critical moment, he was a turtle with a shrunken head, Xiang Li finally came to be interested, and was provoked to *** burn himself, seeing Ma Han's cowardice, he was so anxious that he pinched Ma Han's thigh.

"What's going on, why did you drop the chain at the critical moment?"

Ma Han said helplessly: "It's not that I dropped the chain, I forcibly unloaded the gun, don't be a child's play, if you accidentally hit the target, it will be troublesome." ”

Xiang Li said aggrievedly: "What is this called, are we still boyfriend and girlfriend?" How do I feel like a thief? ”

Ma Han hugged his head and said, "I'm not feeling good either, you see my head is suffocating." ”

The kind of thing between two people can only be described in two words - boring.

It's boring!

Later, Xiang Li found out that not only was that kind of thing boring, but almost everything was bound by Ma Han's identity in front of him.

In the fifth year of coming to the company, Xiang Li had a chance to be promoted, but was stopped by Ma Han.

Ma Han said: "If you are promoted, you have to move to a single room, and we have to stuff another person here, then I won't be completely exposed." ”

This incident made Xiang Li see her future clearly, if she followed Ma Han like this, she would have to sacrifice everything, she couldn't be promoted, couldn't get married, couldn't have children, and even... No**.

Xiang Li was depressed in her heart, and she said to Ma Han: "Hanhan, can you work hard to enjoy an independent room, so that there will be no such embarrassment?" ”

Ma Han grinned and said: "Just like me, I still want to be promoted, don't dream big, it's good to keep my current position." ”

Ma Han was half-lying on the bed, his legs crossed together, his eyes staring at his phone, looking lazy.

Xiang Li is so desolate in her heart, in the past few years, she has completely let go of her proud princess figure, and the only hope in her heart is to live a normal life with Ma Han.

But Ma Han's unenterprising appearance, when will she get rid of the embarrassment in front of her.

Xiang Li was unwilling and continued to persuade Ma Han: "Hanhan, when you pursued me back then, didn't you have a lot of pursuits?" ”

Ma Han said disdainfully: "What kind of pursuit am I, at best, it's just a trick, what is the situation now, are the company leaders so stupid?" It's better to be at peace with what happens, people have to be self-aware. ”

Ma Han's words made Xiang Li completely chilled, and she couldn't see any hope anymore.