My table mate is a pseudo-mother (1)
Autumn colors in September, as boring as ever.
Chen Ai lay on the desk, twisting her head to look out the window, her face expressionless.
She's bored, she's going crazy out of boredom, and she wants to yell out to vent her emotions. Unfortunately, it is now in class, and the only consequence of yelling is to get out of the classroom immediately and invite parents to come to school.
Compared with such a terrible consequence, it is better to endure for a while. Chen Ai thought that it was already the third class in the afternoon, and after this class, as long as there was one more class, school would be over.
As she thought, she used the carbon pen in her right hand to draw a feather in the lower right corner of the title page of the textbook.
Her head rested on her arm, and her arm rested against the desk, so the "rustle" of the tip of the pen against the paper was much louder in her ears than it was in the air.
Each of these moments seemed a little thick "salsa" sound, like a slightly warm big hand, gently caressing, calming her irritable heart.
As mentioned above, Chen Ai, a girl whose name is homophonic to dust, is a girl who is not willing to be lonely, but does not dare to explode.
After drawing a feather, the class is not over. She wanted to continue to look out the window, but at this time, Lin Honeysuckle, who was at the same table, blocked her vision, he straightened up, took out a marker from the pencil case, and began to scratch the content of the teacher's explanation on the paper.
Anyway, being idle is also idle, and Chen Ai, who was extremely bored, still observed, preventing her from admiring the playground, the large obstacle called the same table, and judged it in her heart.
"A four-eyed field chicken with glasses, looking dull and weak, with a slightly white complexion. It looks okay with a nose and eyes, and you can see it when you put it together. It's just that people are too boring, except for learning is learning. Hey! Boy, Miss Ben is talking to you, don't refuse on the grounds that you want to study. Sister's life is already lonely like a big avalanche, why do you bother to come again. ”
However, this kind of thing at the same table is not something that Chen Ai can choose. At the beginning of this semester, I don't know if the teacher has a brain pump or what's wrong. Unexpectedly, on the first day of school, I took a score test.
In addition, according to the results of this time, the seats were arranged. Chen Ai, who played all summer and learned last semester, was thrown to Java Island, and naturally ranked behind.
And according to the homeroom teacher, the table help plan is kept on the go. Chen Ai, who was at the end of the grades, naturally became the same table as Lin Honeysuckle, who was among the best.
Actually, Chen Ai thought about it, the teacher's arrangement is not bad, at least you don't have to run around to copy homework, just sit in your seat every day and wait for your table to come.
However, the only pain is that the table is a stuffy gourd, a learning machine.
Dad said that this kind of guy who can only learn has a high IQ and low EQ, high scores and low ability. It's useless in society. Chen Ai, who was only in her second year of junior high school, remembered her father's words after he was drunk.
The emotions contained in it seem to tell the extent to which Chen Ai's father hates good students more than herself.
Perhaps, this is the root of the roots.
Chen Ai, who likes to write and draw in textbooks, uses her hand, which is not too delicate, and even has a faintly domineering font, to write her own little jokes.
"Teacher: Please express your resentment at not being able to find anyone in one sentence.
Xiao Ming: Bastard, where are you?
Teacher: Be civilized!
Xiao Ming: Turtle, where are you?
Teacher: Get out. ”
After writing such a small paragraph, Chen Ai's spirits perked up a little, that's right, she is the author of the famous joke collection of Tieba, Xiao Ming get out.
Speaking of which, sticking it is really a good thing.
Chen Ai smiled and laughed, there were a bunch of like-minded people there, and some fans. Gather around her account every day. Water stickers every day are really fun.
I stayed up until the end of class, then to class, and finally to the end of school.
At half past four o'clock Beijing time, the sun was sinking in the west, slowly sinking into the continuous mountain peaks.
Walking, walking, the orange sunset, dyeing most of the sky's sunset.
Chen Ai returned to her home. After hanging the bag high, I went to grab the tablet on the table with great interest.
She skillfully opened the Tieba client and posted new jokes in her thousands of long posts. Then, lying on the couch, I began to read the mostly water-frenzied, unnourishing reply.
Until, she saw a private message, a guy said, "Dust II big sister, I found a software, you try it, it's fun." ”
This guy Chen Ai remembers, it's quite weird, and the fun software he said should be a little interesting. So, she opened the link attached to the reply.
It turned out to be a random sticker app.,It seems to say that according to a certain algorithm.,Randomly enter some small stickers.,It's said that there are often unexpected receipts.。
It's kind of interesting.
Chen Ai put this application down, and installed it.
Once the installation is complete, she clicks the button. It's really like the software description.,Entered a post bar.。
Chen Ai subconsciously glanced at the name of the post bar, Mu Mu honeysuckle, it is a private post bar, there are not many members, there are only more than 30 people in total.
Generally, this kind of sticker is estimated to be nothing to look at.
But when they all came, Chen Ai simply browsed it.
When he slid his finger down, suddenly a post with a long name attracted Chen Ai's attention.
"I want to be a girl! There are explosive photos inside! ”
Chen Aigui almost clicked in.
The picture of the town building is a bathroom photo, from the bottom up, a pair of feet that are not too small, stained with a little water droplets on the tile.
The legs are well-proportioned and natural, and the color is white and tender as the feet. It's all okay, and it's an exaggeration that this person is only wearing a pair of cute women's briefs with a pure white color and a bear depicted on them.
What, it's just a firewood girl. Chen Ai pursed her lips, although the scale of this town building is a bit large, but after careful calculation, it is just a photo of a little girl who has not yet developed and is wearing underwear.
I want to see this scene, and I don't want to see as much as I want to go to the swimming pool.
Although she was very disdainful, Chen Ai still chose to just look at the landlord and scroll down to see what else was under this post.
The second picture should have been taken with the first chapter photo, except that one is the predecessor and the other is the back.
This guy in childish panties, facing the screen, pouted his ass slightly, leaving two small butts.
She flipped down again, and it was gone.
Just two photos, not even a straight face, no dry goods, what kind of photo is this. Chen Ai felt that she was no longer able to complain. However, as a qualified Tieba water army, she still habitually refreshed it before exiting the post.
The surprise was that after refreshing, the page was reloaded, and the third photo came out. Chen Ai looked at the time, it was just uploaded, and this photo is different from the previous two photos that directly exposed the underwear. It's a bit of a taste.
The upper half of his body wore a loose school uniform with long sleeves. The hand hidden in the sleeve pulled up the fat school uniform, revealing the lower body without pants, and a little bit of white underwear. looming, a little fascinating,
Okay, it's getting higher. This kind of youthful style of carrying a school uniform and wanting to refuse and welcome is a bit interesting.
However, this school uniform is a little familiar.
This was just the beginning, and Chen Ai observed the objects in the bathroom. Found the third picture, in the corner of the bathroom there are freshly taken off school uniform pants, next to the pants is a school bag. The bag was ajar, and the pencil case was poking its head out.
Wait a minute!
Not only the school uniform is familiar, but the pencil case is also familiar.
Chen Ai, who instantly turned into a detective, clicked on the picture and enlarged it with two fingers. While looking at the pencil case, I tried to remember in my mind where I had seen it.
No way!
Chen Ai was taken aback by her own thoughts. Why is this so similar to the pencil case of Lin Honeysuckle at the same table. She remembered the pencil case on his desk in the afternoon when she was observing Lin Honeysuckle.
Moreover, she looked at her school uniform. Although the school crest was on the photo, she was sure it was the same style as her school uniform.
It's a bit of a mouthful, but it's true.
Chen Ai was a little excited, could this really be his silent and quiet tablemate.
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. It turned out that he was such a person.
The person in the photo may be behind the same table.
Chen Ai flipped to the first photo, zoomed this photo to the maximum, and looked at the place of the underwear in the photo.
She didn't think something was right. I also deliberately walked to the bathroom and took off my pants. Look in the mirror and compare the place of the panties in the photo with yourself.
After such a comparison, she came up with the answer. That's really not the girl's lower body, maybe it's the little brother sandwiched between the legs. Or maybe I used something else, although it looks like a girl's, but it's not.
Chen Ai, who got this evidence, muttered in a low voice, "The gentleman is frank, and the villain hides Ding Ding." I really didn't expect you're still a villain. ”
Chen Ai thought that the person who posted the post was his serious tablemate, and a refreshing emotion surged into his heart.
Of course, she hadn't been so hasty, in order to confirm that this was Lin Honeysuckle, who was at the same table.
Chen Ai set his sights on his username again. Generally speaking, a person's username is related to him/herself, even if it is a string of numbers, it may be a hilichurl number.
So, starting with a username is definitely a good idea.
She found that the username was the same as the name of Tieba, which was "Mu Mu Honeysuckle".
Two trees make up a forest. What about the word honeysuckle?
Chen Ai simply typed the word honeysuckle into the search engine.
The first item that pops up in the search engine is the encyclopedia of honeysuckle. It reads as follows:
"Honeysuckle is a perennial semi-evergreen entwined shrub. The buds of honeysuckle and the first blooming flower name honeysuckle ......"
"Honeysuckle!"
Lin Honeysuckle. Hehe, I didn't think you were such a person. Chen Ai had an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was a little devil who was about to grow horns.
Even if the evidence is already so much. Chen Ai still adhered to the idea of curing diseases and saving people, and did not directly affirm that this must be Lin Rongdong.
Don't let go of a bad person, but you can't kill a good person by mistake.
Chen Ai clicked on his avatar, entered the personal page, and slid down to see what he was paying attention to.
"Mu Mu honeysuckle bar", "city ninth middle school bar".
Ahh
Children's shoes, do you want this. So explicit, so straightforward, don't hide your attention, and only focus on two, it's not a challenge at all, you are not Lin Rongdong, who is.
I didn't expect you to look like a dog during the day, and you look like a good student. I didn't expect you to be such a person.
Hee-hee. Let the old lady play tricks on you.
Chen Ai, who has been sticking to the bar for many years, of course, has a lot of old fritters. She switched accounts and pulled out an account with an inexplicable name, followed the inexplicable city, and the inexplicable school's Tieba account.
Three words were sent to "Mu Mu Honeysuckle".
"Lin Honeysuckle?"