At three o'clock in the afternoon, Zhangshi Railway Station!

Liu was busy with a hanging, but when he was checking the ticket, Mei Shuning came out.

"I'll go, what are you doing here?" Liu hurriedly glared at Mei Shuning's chest and asked.

"What do you say? I said, Mr. Liu, if I hadn't recommended you, do you think you would have this opportunity? Mei Shuning said coldly.

"Really? In my opinion, you are here to avenge the basin of water, and then pull Lao Tzu into the fire pit. Liu Busy mentioned that day, when Mei Shuning came to inform Liu Busy that she was going to participate in the curriculum reform exchange meeting, she was poured cold water.

When Mei Shuning heard this, she immediately became angry, pointed at Liu Xian's nose and shouted, "You have no conscience, if it weren't for me, you would have this opportunity to further your studies, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the hearts of good people." ”

"You're so right, this Xiao Liu has always been like this. Teacher Mei, come on, let me get your bag. Mei Shuning's public identity in Zhang Zhi is the assistant to the principal Mei Yanting, and no one knows that the two are mother and daughter.

It is precisely because of this that Dong just moved the heart of protecting flowers and loving flowers.

After all, Mei Shuning doesn't have to say anything, she can be regarded as a beauty.

"Oh, Director Dong, I didn't see it, it's just that your method of picking up girls is too outdated." Liu Xian smiled coldly, and then passed through the ticket gate.

Mei Shuning had already inquired privately about Dong Gang's personality. Although the work is okay, I molested a female intern teacher two years ago, and then I don't know how much it cost to settle that matter.

As the saying goes, dogs can't change eating, what kind of heart Dong Gang'an has, she can see it at a glance.

Besides, she Mei Shuning only carried a LV bag, do you need his help?

"No need!"

His kindness was directly rejected, Dong Gang suddenly felt sad and self-esteem, and scolded secretly in his heart, damn, you wait!

The three of them got on the train smoothly, because they bought bedrooms, and Liu Xian and Mei Shuning were still on the spot.

As for Dong Gang, he ran straight next door!

I don't know what's wrong, there is no one in the upper and middle bunks of the two, Liu is busy and said, is this God's favor and wants to let him open meat.

"I said Xiao Ningzi, do you have any smelly feet? I can't smell it. If you do, don't take off your shoes! Liu Xian pointed to Mei Shuning, who was sitting on the lower bunk, and said lightly.

Mei Shuning was furious when she heard this, and shot back, "You have smelly feet." Miss Ben's feet are fragrant. I don't believe you! ”

"Okay, then you strip naked, let my brother smell it. Whew, no, you must be thinking crooked, I mean take off your socks! Liu hurriedly chuckled.

It turned out that he still thought that taking the train was a very long and boring job, but now it seems that it is also a good choice to flirt with this Mei Shuning.

"You. I think you have smelly feet. Mei Shuning covered her nose with an expression like a smell.

"Ahh

Liu Xian exclaimed, "What kind of international joke, how can my brother have a smell, tell you, my brother has no smell all over his body, I don't believe you smell it" As he spoke, Liu Xian sat next to Mei Shuning, a posture that you must smell.

Mei Shuning hurriedly moved her body, for fear of colliding with this Liu Busy, and then this animal became very animalistic, and finally ......

"No, you smell it!" When he said this, Liu Xian actually sent his mouth over.

Where does this smell, it is clear that it is the action of relatives.

Mei Shuning's little face turned a little red, and Liu Xian was even more happy when she saw this.

I never expected that this blushing Mei Shuning would have a unique flavor, not bad!

"Xiao Ningzi, brother will tell you a joke." Liu Xian didn't care whether Mei Shuning agreed or not, cleared his throat and began to speak.

"One day, a mosquito and a praying mantis went to peek at a woman's bath."

"The mosquito was drooling, and said very awesomely, see, I bit her chest twice ten years ago, and now it is so swollen."

"Hey, do you know where the mosquito bites?"

Mei Shuning didn't speak, and Liu Xian continued to ask, "Then do you know what Brother Mantis said?" ”

Mei Shuning remained silent.

"Brother Praying Mantis patted his chest and said, Damn, what is this, Lao Tzu stabbed her between her legs ten years ago, and she still bleeds every month."

This is clearly a yellow joke, Mei Shuning covered her ears and didn't want to say it again,

However, the sound is pervasive.

"Hey, such a funny joke, why don't you laugh. Well, I'll talk about one get one free. I'll tell you one more. Liu said with a smile.

"Say that there is a thing in this world that you can make it big, you can make it small, and you can make it big and small. The most amazing thing is that there is a category of people who like it very much. Do you know what this thing is? Liu asked seriously.

Mei Shuning didn't have a physiology class, so she naturally instinctively guessed the man's thing.

But how can you say it?

"It's a balloon, stupid!" Liu Xian laughed.

"Huh?" Mei Shuning looked puzzled.

"Stupid, you think, this balloon can be big and small as long as you blow it, and children like it. I remember playing every day when I was a kid. It's just that when I grew up, I realized that it also has a name, called Nima Condom! ”

As soon as Liu was busy with these words, Mei Shuning was cold again, he was really a hooligan, and what his mother said was good.

After half an hour, Liu Xian and Mei Shuning both lay down. Liu Xian sat up suddenly, which really startled Mei Shuning, she thought that this thing was going to have a nervous breakdown, so what was she doing.

"Give me sanitary napkins!"

"What?" When Mei Shuning heard this, she sat up suddenly, "Sanitary napkins? ”

"Oh no, no, it's toilet paper!"

Liu is busy with Dazhai, secretly saying that it is all the fault of.

"What?"

"I'll go, what are you talking about? Of course, it's masturbation, and after masturbation, it's used to wipe a little life. Liu Xian chuckled and said lightly.

"You ......," Mei Shuning said indignantly, "No!" ”

"Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Liu hurriedly covered his ass and said, "Damn, let me tell you, if Lao Tzu pulls his pants, then you wash Lao Tzu." Oh no, even if you wash Lao Tzu, you don't bring a second set of clothes, yes, yes, you change clothes with Lao Tzu......"

As soon as Liu was busy with these words, Mei Shuning almost didn't vomit out, Tai Nima was disgusting, it was just disgusting to open the door for her son, and she was disgusted.

"Give it, give it!" Mei Shuning took out a box of tissues directly from her bag and threw it over.

"That's a little, it seems a little little!" Liu Xian said a little embarrassed.

"You're a bottomless pit, gone. Love is enough! Mei Shuning was anxious.

"This Xiao Ningzi, it seems that I don't have a hole here, but you only have it there." After saying this, Liu Xian left like crazy.

After pooping, Liu Xian was about to go back to sleep, and the moment he turned around, he saw a scene that made him scold his mother.

A thief-headed young man was rummaging through the bag of a sleeping aunt, and there were two or three sentry standing next to him.

Nima, in broad daylight, in front of Lao Tzu, dared to steal things, it's really enough!

"Hey, what are you doing?" Liu hurriedly shouted.

This shout really made the young man stop. However, the next few young people walked towards Liu Busy one after another. And it's a two-sided attack, looking at that posture, Liu Busy has to be cleaned up.

In an instant, the seventh or eighth person blocked Liu Busy at the door of the toilet, and then, the purple-haired young man led by him spoke,

"Grandson, others don't have eyes, but you're long, right? Damn, I think you've got a lot of blood. ”

The purple-haired young man smiled coldly, a very beautiful fancy move, and then the knife in the cuff came into his hand.

"See? It's a knife, a knife that can make you die. The purple-haired youth said. The rest of the people laughed when they saw Liu Xian's wilted appearance.

Liu hurriedly spit a mouthful of foam into the purple-haired youth's mouth, and then started to do it. It's just that he first opened the toilet door, and then punched one by one. Stuffed the seven or eight people into the toilet.

The toilet space on the train is limited, how can it fit the seven or eight people, but Liu Busy just stuffed them in.

"Damn, if you dare to have a next time, Lao Tzu will let you lie in a wheelchair for the rest of your lives." Liu Xian said indignantly.

The purple-haired young man never expected that he would meet a master today, and he would beat himself so hard that he couldn't fight back.

It's a great effort.

"Master, we were wrong, we were wrong. That, can you teach us kung fu? Although the purple-haired young man was pressed to the bottom, he still said this desperately.

"Teach you, hum, you are also worthy!" Liu hurriedly said hatefully, if you want to be your own apprentice, you think it's okay to be a person, what a joke!

"Master, we know that we are not qualified to be your apprentice, but we just hope that the uncle will guide us twice, we are actually good young men with good martial arts." The purple-haired young man gritted his teeth and said, he felt that his body was about to explode.