Chapter 238: Saber Rattling
'Forced' to this part, I have to fight at this time! Although the old thing of Bian Que behaved domineeringly, Guan Yu still maintained the appearance of a junior, politely: "Since this old-timer wants to instruct the juniors a few times, the juniors will be taught." (Read the novel to go to the fastest update)"
"Humph! Don't worry, I won't be merciful, for a descendant like yours who is arrogant and has no one in his eyes, I will let you know how high the sky is and how deep the sea is! Flatbird said with a muffled snort.
“……”
Guan Yu was directly speechless, why is this old man like taking a gun 'medicine', he always comes to ridicule himself, can't everyone talk well? But how did Guan Yu know that Bian Que was so angry because Yan Guangming had already pretended to be 'forced' for Guan Yu, which made Bian Que, a Chinese medicine master, very unhappy!
The rest of the people all had the attitude of watching jokes, and they all thought in their hearts, Yan Guangming may have to slap himself in the face this time, can such a young and astringent offspring be compared to an old guy like Bian Que who has been immersed in Chinese medicine for decades? Isn't this self-inflicted!
Zhang Zhongjing looked interested, looking at Guan Yu's unfazed look, thinking about something.
Bian Que looked at Guan Yu and said: "Housheng, let's talk about it, what you are good at in the field of traditional Chinese medicine, I will compare with you." The reason why Bian Que said this is naturally to show that he will not take advantage of Guan Yu.
Guan Yu frowned, showing a look of 'confusion' and 'confusion' and said: "Senior, I don't know much about traditional Chinese medicine, I only know a little about skin and 'hair', but I can cure basic diseases." kxs7.com seniors love to compare anything. ”
I'm Nima......
After listening to Guan Yu's words, Bian Que couldn't wait to scold his mother, contempt, absolutely contempt, you said that you don't understand very well, and you have to compare what you love with me! Isn't that too much to say!
The rest of the people also muttered secretly in their hearts: This young man seems to be modest, but in fact he is very arrogant! Can this make old man Bian happy?
At this moment, Dean Zhang Zhongjing spoke: "Since Elder Bian and this Mr. Guan are fighting with traditional Chinese medicine, I think let's start with traditional Chinese medicine!" The two of them will fight three games, two wins in three games, this first game is better than diagnosis, including looking, hearing and asking, this second game is better than opening a Chinese 'medicine' prescription, and this third game is better than acupuncture and moxibustion? ”
Bian Que nodded slightly: "Since Dean Zhang said so, let's compare it like this, Hou Sheng, these three are all basic skills in Chinese medicine, I think you should understand, right?" ”
But Guan Yu hurriedly shook his head, and said with an extremely bitter face: "If the diagnosis is concerned, I can make do, if I prescribe a Chinese 'medicine' prescription, I will only prescribe less than five 'medicine' prescriptions, but acupuncture, I will not know it at all." ”
What Guan Yu said is true, if you talk about diagnosis, Guan Yu pinched the pulse 'door' of others, and casually ran a little vitality into the human body, and through the 'wave' movement of the vitality, you can judge the condition of others, which is okay. As for prescribing 'medicine' prescriptions, Guan Yu also learned less than five home remedies from the old immortal master, but as for acupuncture, Guan Yu can't talk shit!
Because Guan Yu treats people's diseases, he doesn't need acupuncture or prescribe 'medicine' at all, and he casually runs a little vitality into people's bodies, and he basically takes care of other people's diseases, and it is useless to ask for acupuncture and moxibustion and prescribe 'medicine' prescriptions! So Zhang Zhongjing said that the last two of the three things are really stumped by Guan Yu!
"What!!" Bian Qi's jaw fell in shock, and his face suddenly showed a funny look, and he looked at Yan Guangming and said, "Yan Guangming, this is what you call a master of traditional Chinese medicine?" 'Medicine' prescription and home remedies will only be prescribed five? Can't even do acupuncture? Is this still called a master of Chinese medicine? ”
Yan Guangming also glanced at Guan Yu, and 'revealed' an inquiring look.
Guan Yu hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Elder Bian, you may not understand what I mean, I mean, I can't prescribe 'medicine', and I can't do acupuncture, because I don't need to prescribe 'medicine' prescription or acupuncture, I can basically cure the patient's disease!" ”
Wow!
Everyone at the scene was shocked to death, this Nima is a strange story through the ages, right? There are also people who use Chinese medicine to treat people's diseases, and they can cure other people's diseases without prescribing 'medicine' prescriptions and acupuncture! This Nima brags about 'force', and he blows too hard, right?
The big guys began to 'cross' their heads and ears, and some couldn't help laughing, you can pretend to be 'forced' or brag 'forced', but you have to pretend or blow it with some basis!
Bian Que also smiled dumbly, and said: "I have a long history of Chinese medicine for 5,000 years, I have Shennong to taste a hundred herbs, when Bian Que was alive, and then Hua Tuo created hemp boiling, and then there was a medical saint Zhang Zhongjing to carry forward Chinese medicine, until Li Shizhen of the Ming Dynasty wrote the "Compendium of Materia Medica", but I have never heard of using Chinese medicine to treat people, no need to prescribe 'medicine' or acupuncture!" Do you think that you are a Daluo Immortal, blowing a breath and a little talisman water, and you will cure the patient's illness? Hum! All right! I only know now that you are a fame and reputation seeker in this later life, that Yan Guangming, I don't care to compare with this later life, he doesn't understand anything, you just kneel down and apologize to me! ”
Coax......
Most of the people were amused by Bian Que's words, only Zhang Zhongjing had an indifferent expression.
Guan Yu was robbed of the white face by the old man of the flat bird, the 'color' was blue and white, this old man was so small, he was so arrogant, and he was too bad to hurt people! He is still quite polite to him, this old guy always looks down on himself, it seems that he has to show some real skills, slap this old guy in the face, let him know what is the real magic of medicine! We don't prescribe 'medicine', we don't know acupuncture, and we still cure the patient's disease!
"Elder Bian, I respect you so much, is it a bit too much for you to make sarcastic remarks again and again? Although I am not good at prescribing 'medicine' prescriptions and acupuncture, I can cure the patient's disease, do you care if I can do acupuncture? If you know acupuncture and prescribe all kinds of 'medicine', but the patient's illness is still not good at all, what is the use of prescribing 'medicine' and acupuncture? ”
Guan Yu began to fight back, and he was also aggressively 'forced' people, and Bian Que's face was so angry that he was blue: "Okay! Since you are so powerful, I compare myself with you, I want to see how you can cure the patient's disease without acupuncture and prescribing 'medicine'!! ”
"I'm not saying that I don't prescribe 'medicine', but that I can't prescribe 'medicine' prescriptions, I will have less than five 'medicine' prescriptions, but these five 'medicine' prescriptions are definitely the top 'medicine' prescriptions in Chinese medicine. And for other minor diseases, there is no need to prescribe 'medicine' at all! Guan Yu said.
"Enough! Stop bragging! It's a mule, it's a horse, it's a horse that comes out and slips! A black cat and a white cat are good cats if they can catch mice! Now that everyone is going to the clinic with me, I'm going to slap this kid and Yan Guangming in the face with facts! "Bian Que is not light, he took the lead out of the conference room by himself and slammed the 'door' hard!
Everyone also followed, and when they passed by Guan Yu and Yan Guangming, they all looked at the two of them with strange eyes.
"Take care, Director Yan......"
The big guys are really looking forward to this game. They really wanted to see this "magical" medical skill, and they wanted to see the moment when Yan Guangming was slapped in the face.
Although Yan Guangming looks light, he is also secretly beating the drum in his heart, no matter how magical this Nima Chinese medicine is, he doesn't prescribe 'medicine' prescriptions, he doesn't use acupuncture, can he treat the disease well? He turned his face to look at Guan Yu, who shrugged his shoulders.
Zhang Zhongjing also walked out, passed by Guan Yu, patted Guan Yu on the shoulder, and then smiled, didn't say anything, and walked out.
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