229 My Beautiful Teacher 5
Ziyou Pavilion "Hehe, my question is very simple, I guarantee that everyone can think for a while and answer," Yang Tao was afraid that she would not accept it, so he deliberately provoked her and said,
"Then you can say it," Gao Yuanyuan heard such annoying words, and the frames of her glasses slipped in anger, but she quickly helped her with her hand and said angrily,
"Okay, the first question, will you hit me, right," Yang Tao stared at Gao Yuanyuan's beautiful eyes and asked, although it was far away, Yang Tao could clearly see the water waves in Gao Yuanyuan's beautiful eyes,
"I'm a teacher, how can I beat my own students, joke," Gao Yuanyuan didn't know what Yang Tao meant when he said this, so he snorted lightly and snorted coldly,
"Okay, then my second question is here," Yang Tao was relieved to know that he would not be beaten by a teacher who might be angry, so he said leisurely, "There are fifty sheep on the farm, each sheep has four legs, one of them is three legs, there are twenty dogs, each dog is deformed, all have three legs, there are fifteen cats, each cat has a tail, there are eighteen ducks, each has two legs, and the chicken has two feet, may I ask how many animals there are on the farm,,,"
With Yang Tao's last summary of the question, the classroom was silent, and then, after hearing Yang Tao's question, it suddenly exploded.
",,,,Damn, what the is this, what the hell is this, what about the pit people, in the end, this change is too big, I don't even think about this, I thought it was calculating how many legs there are,"
"That's right, I thought it was a Taoist calculation question, but after a long time, it was a Taoist memory problem, isn't this a deliberate attempt to make people fall into the pit?"
Gao Yuanyuan also heard the discussion of her classmates, and her pretty little face sank a little color, obviously, although her nerves were very tense just now, how could she answer this kind of question that was not logical at all.
Immediately, Gao Yuanyuan's little face flushed, it was obvious that if this kind of question was told in advance of the final question, even a primary school student could count it, let alone a university teacher, but although Gao Yuanyuan was defeated, he was not convinced by the defeat, and it was not disgraceful, but he pouted and said, "I won't pay attention to you for this kind of boring question, we have to go to class,"
"Tsk, I changed the topic if I couldn't answer, what a scoundrel," Yang Tao was naturally not interested in this society's machinery or high mathematics or anything,
The so-called big people are all sitting in the position of command, and those who pay attention to the details and constantly improve their skills are high-achieving students who work forever, Yang Tao has never had the opportunity to be a high-achieving student in his life, so he can only be the boss.
Yang Tao continued to cover his face with books, but he was lying behind and fell asleep, since she didn't take the initiative to provoke herself, she should have done something that didn't happen, Yang Tao felt that she was idle.
At the end of a class, Gao Yuanyuan frowned, but he saw Yang Tao, who was motionless in the back and seemed to be dead, as if he had been sleeping a lot, and he actually slept in his first class, although he was old, but he was not so unattractive, so Gao Yuanyuan was very angry,
Seeing that the two of them looked like happy enemies who were not enemies, Liu Mang, who couldn't stand it for a long time, saw Gao Yuanyuan, who was staring at Yang Tao angrily with wide eyes, and almost did not hesitate to take away the books that were blocking Yang Tao's face, for fear that the two of them were not ambiguous enough.
Looking at it this way, this kid was really sleeping, Gao Yuanyuan was even more angry, his cheeks were bulging, but he just took advantage of the recess time, grabbed the chalk box on the table, took out the chalk directly, and threw it at Yang Tao's face.
Yang Tao closed his eyes, but he already felt the whirring sound of chalk flying, this girl threw it really accurately, it seems that she had practiced throwing chalk heads to students before, and immediately, Yang Tao's lower body did not move, but his head was biased, and the chalk head wiped his face directly,
"This kid is so lucky, he dodged it," Gao Yuanyuan almost didn't collapse, he wanted to make him a little ugly, but he didn't expect him to dodge as soon as he tilted his head,
Where is Gao Yuanyuan willing to let him go so easily, immediately, the new hatred and the old hatred made Gao Yuanyuan take out two chalk heads again without hesitation, and then towards Yang Tao's two eyes, but these two chalks did not escape the same fate, Yang Tao "sleepy" and bowed his head, and the two chalk heads suddenly smashed the fat man behind him.
"I'll go, I don't believe I can't kill you," Gao Yuanyuan felt like crazy, and immediately picked up a ballpoint pen on the desk, pinched it with his delicate hand, and then threw it at Yang Tao,
This Yang Tao is not a vegetarian, he opened his mouth and yawned, and then closed, "justly" bit the ballpoint pen in his mouth,
"Poof~," some classmates couldn't help but laugh when they saw this funny scene, this is too coincidental, three times and twice can be so lucky, so funny, it's like the two are playing, and even more students are quietly discussing, this beautiful teacher wants to ask Yang Tao for love, chasing Yang Tao can't succeed, and now she is taking revenge!
Originally, it had already made Gao Yuanyuan angry by repeatedly smashing Yang Tao and missing, and at this time, listening to the nonsense discussions of the students below, Gao Yuanyuan, who was angry, almost didn't chop his feet.
As if he was aggressive by nature, Gao Yuanyuan still refused to admit defeat, and walked directly towards Yang Tao's seat.
"Wow,,, this guy won't want to play tricks," Yang Tao suddenly opened one eye, but saw Gao Yuanyuan really stepping on her high heels and walking over, while walking, he looked at Yang Tao with silky eyes, and when he walked to Yang Tao's side, he looked at Yang Tao, who was pretending to be asleep and closed his eyes, and gently held his hand on the frame of his glasses,
Yang Tao knew that the beautiful teacher was going crazy, so he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
It's just that he suddenly felt a pair of delicate little hands twist his cheeks, and before Yang Tao could scream, Gao Yuanyuan had already lifted Yang Tao's ears with his other hand.
"Oops, it hurts," Yang Tao pretended to be obedient and shouted pain while slowly following Gao Yuanyuan's movements and stood up, but finally raised his head in front of Gao Yuanyuan's two big chests, but Gao Yuanyuan's two peaks were too towering, and Gao Yuanyuan mentioned it again vigorously, so that Yang Tao raised his head and crossed the peak to see the true face of Lushan, and saw Gao Yuanyuan's little face, but he grinned and said, "Teacher, you don't wear a bra when you go out, aren't you afraid of walking away?"
"What, you,, you are talking nonsense," Gao Yuanyuan suddenly remembered, she has the habit of sleeping naked, she got up a little early in the morning, and she always felt that something had fallen in the hurry, at this time, when she heard Yang Tao's reminder, she couldn't help but exclaim and touched her mountain, but she felt a vacuum,,, her face blushed, unexpectedly, it really was, forgot to wear it,
"Hooligans," Gao Yuanyuan thought that he was actually gone, and his little face immediately turned red with shame, for fear that Yang Tao would yell in public, and pointed to the door and said, "You, you get out of here immediately,"
"I was innocent, I just saw it by accident,"
"Roll~"
Yang Tao speechlessly "rolled" out of the classroom, he was really wronged, just now he was only lifted by her, almost zero distance contact only to see the two small cherries on the top of the mountain bulge on top of the clothes, that is to say, if a little distance is not visible, I didn't expect her to misunderstand herself, really depressed,
Jingle bell, Yang Tao just walked out of the classroom, the Apple phone in his pocket rang, Yang Tao took it out and looked, it turned out to be his parents calling,
"Yang Tao, I'm going back with your mother, you study hard at Longda," the call was from Yang's father, who had already arrived at the train station at this time, because he was afraid that it would cost money to walk around, so Yang's father and Yang's mother chose to go home directly, and they were also afraid that they would trouble people at the eldest brother's house, so they tried their best to go home despite Yang Haiteng's opposition.
"Oh, okay dad, then you guys slow down on the road and pay attention to safety," Yang Tao said, holding the phone,
"Well, you're okay there," Yang's mother took the phone and said a little uneasy, "Do you have a good relationship with the teacher, now that you are in college, it can be regarded as a small half-step into the society, you have to learn to get along with people, especially the teachers, I heard that they arrange any benefits,"
"Uh,I'm ,,, with the teacher now" Yang Tao sighed speechlessly, he had just been kicked out of the classroom by a beautiful female teacher and was still being punished outside at this time, in order not to make his mother distracted, so he lied, "Very good, very good, the teacher will invite me to dinner when he sees me, I'm waiting for them to eat outside now,"
"That's great," Mother Yang thought it was true, and immediately smiled, and then persuaded, "Your uncle's house is not far from your school, do you have time to buy something to see, do you know something?"
"Got it," Yang Tao felt that it didn't matter if he went to his uncle's house, the main thing was that Yang Rou, Yang Tao couldn't stand it a little, the two seemed to be natural rivals, and that little mutton liked to pick bones in his eggs, and she was the one he was most afraid of.
Hanging up the phone, Yang Tao finally exhaled,
"Liu Mang, come out," Yang Tao learned that his parents were finally leaving today, and he could finally finish what he had been stranded on, at this time, he saw Liu Mang sitting in the classroom, so he softly called him out,
"What's the matter with the boss," Liu Mang thought that the boss was lonely and wanted him to stand with him.
"Go find your father," Yang Tao said solemnly,
",,,,Okay," Liu Mang chuckled in his heart, but he had to agree,
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Liu Zhongshan has been having a headache these days, he always has nightmares at night, and there are things that make him even more headache and worry, so he has been talking to Liu Mang on the phone these days! This kid hasn't even been in touch,
At first, Liu Zhongshan thought that this kid was greedy and forgot about his mobile phone, but after a few days, he still didn't answer, Liu Zhongshan was going crazy, he only had such an only child, if there was a three-long and two-short, how could he live,
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