034 Fighting Xu Laosan with wisdom

I rummaged through the clothes I had brought with me from the mainland and found one of my old school uniforms, so I was done.

In order to look a little more presentable, I went to the opticians and bought a pair of cheap frames, the ones without lenses. I was narcissistic and found that I actually looked quite handsome with glasses, and I really shouldn't have one of these things on my face in the future.

I went to the stationery store again and bought a large white paper, brush and ink, although I haven't written calligraphy, but I haven't seen a pig run can't eat pork, although it wasn't good at first, but it's good for a junior high school student to be able to write like this, because my character is originally a junior high school student.

Lin Feng looked at me and didn't know what I was doing, he stared at me curiously, probably thinking that my dress was very fresh.

"What are you playing again? You can't really be stupid, right? What kind of ** soup did the old man pour you to make you like this? ”

I continued to write on the paper, writing and talking.

"Didn't I see that our rice tank is about to bottom out, and I can't let you make money alone, so I'll help make up for it from today on."

"Grass, how do you say that we seem to be two husbands and wives, what is it to help the family, who the hell is a family with you."

"Hey, hey, anyway, starting today, Lao Tzu is going to make money, you wait and see, Lao Tzu must earn more than you today."

"What the hell? What exactly do you want to do? Robbery of banks? ”

I ignored him and continued to write my words, and Lin Feng watched me finish writing one stroke at a time, and he was startled.

"You won't be? When did you become so shitty? ”

"What a shit, you who can't speak, hurry up, don't stop Lao Tzu from getting rich."

I pushed him aside, rolled up my work, and then picked up an old schoolbag I had picked up from the thrift market, and went out laughing, leaving Lin Feng alone looking at my back dumbfounded.

I rushed all the way to Lotus Square, and I saw Xu Sanjiao sitting on his board car and playing his harmonica bitterly, the old guy was really uncreative, and the harmonica was so ugly that he didn't know how to practice it.

I went straight to him, and without looking at him, I spread out the great work I had written in the morning and spread it on the ground, and then found two stones to press the corners so that they would not be blown away by the wind, and I took out a stationery box from my bag, opened it and put it on the paper.

Xu Sanjiao stopped the sound of the piano and stared at me suspiciously, of course he didn't know what I was going to do, so I knelt down next to the big white paper with a puff under his gaze, and bent down.

He was in a hurry, and hurriedly threw away the harmonica and dragged his broken legs over to look at my blank paper.

I know my writing is not good, but it is still so-so to use the narrative, what I wrote on that piece of paper is probably to say, I am a junior high school student in the mainland, how good my grades are, and how many awards I have won, just when I was looking forward to a better future, my relatives suddenly fell ill, and we came to Macau for treatment and spent all the money, so I had to make this decision, ask for help from well-wishers, and so on.

Xu Sanjiao couldn't sit still, and he screamed loudly after reading my work.

"What do you want to do, stinky boy?"

"What else can I do? Yesterday the teacher kicked me out of the house, and I couldn't live anymore, so I had to lose my self-esteem and come here to earn some living expenses. ”

At this time, I saw a few tourists approaching, and quickly lowered their heads to pretend to be pitiful and ignore him.

The men came and stood next to me, looked at my masterpiece for a while, muttered two words, 'Pathetic,' and then took out twenty pieces and threw them into the stationery box in front of me.

Those few people left, but Xu Sanjiao couldn't sit still.

"Stinky boy, do you want to steal business from me?"

I sneered.

"What? I don't accept you to beat me, but unfortunately, you can't even stand up. ”

"Grass, stinky boy, do you believe that I am called a man?"

"Hmph, I'm so scared, you're going to scream, in front of the public ZF building, even if you recruit your beggar brothers, ouch, I'm so scared that I have a heart attack."

I learned from Lin Feng's tone to anger him, and I felt quite cool to see him puffing and puffing.

Xu Sanjiao had no choice but to sit back in his position and play his broken harmonica even harder, the ugly noise really made me unbearable.

However, today seems to be my lucky day, as the tourists passing by here stop to admire my masterpieces, and I can't believe that my calligraphy can be appreciated by so many people, and it seems that I am quite talented, although people are only interested in the contents.

I collected a lot of money in one morning, anyway, dozens of dozens of them add up to thousands of yuan, and Xu Sanjiao's side is a little miserable, blowing hard seems to have collected a few steel hammers in the morning, and it was only after the tourists gave me a few by the way.

At noon, I used the money to buy a lot of delicious food, and then ate a large piece of meat in front of Xu Sanjiao, and drank a big drink, so greedy that the old guy's saliva flowed out.

In the afternoon, he could only take the initiative to negotiate with me, and I told him that the fortune of this place was so good, that this kind of work that could collect a lot of money without working was too suitable for me, and he heard me say that he would come every day and his face turned white with fright.

"Brother, let's have something to say, don't you just want me to pay back the interest, so I'll give it to you now, please make way for me."

How could I possibly let this old guy get away with it like this.

"Interest? What interest? I've been swept away by the teacher, you don't owe me interest now, you have to pay back the money and go to him yourself. ”

"Grass, how can the old man be like this, uncle go and tell him, let him take you back again, you see that it is not easy for uncle, you can do it and leave a way for uncle to live."

"Uncle Hehe, I think it's better to be free, I like this place, the two of us make a fortune here together, you are over there, I'm here, those tourists come and go, we all kill them, you see how good this is."

He was so anxious that his eyes were red, and he called me from a stinky boy to a brother, which would directly change from brother to big brother.

"Big brother, I know it's wrong, just let me go, I won't dare in the future, as long as the eldest brother comes to collect the money in the future, brother and I will pay off the debt immediately without saying a word, you look at my brother and me, if you really snatch your job, the brother will starve to death, and then look at my brother, I am so old, you should pity me."

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