211. Saliva ...... Can't stop
211. Saliva ...... Can't stop
"Good evening, everyone! You're watching the 30th London Olympics equestrian event, the first day of the three-day individual event, and I'm the host Shi Dan. The one next to me is the former head coach of the national equestrian team, Mr. Xiao Jun, hello Mr. Xiao. After the show started, the beautiful hosts of the central five sets did not introduce the specific situation of the competition for the first time, but pulled out the guests first.
Equestrianism in China is a niche within a small minority, a non-mainstream among non-mainstreams.
So in the first two minutes after the show started, many ordinary people who were preparing meals and watching TV programs changed to other channels after muttering a few words.
"Hello host." The TV camera showed the man next to him, a man in his forties with a red face.
In the first 40 years of his career, this product obviously rarely appeared on camera, let alone a high-rated channel like the Central Five Sets that broadcast live to the whole country. Therefore, for a while, I was a little constrained, and even saying hello was boring.
It's like an equestrian competition, it's drowsy and can't arouse the slightest interest.
But the guests are not strong, the host still has two brushes, and the director's instructions came from the headphones, and she immediately took out the program script that had been prepared: "The audience and friends may not know that in today's live broadcast, I am the only one who hosts for everyone." But later, due to some special circumstances, I was personally unable to meet the broadcast requirements, so I specially invited Mr. Xiao Jun. ”
The hosts of the five sets of the central government have always been in a straight and round style, except for a few professional column explanations, which are basically a tone that people ignore.
This is especially true for the host of several major columns, such as Sports News, Sports World.
But today, this Shi Dan didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and he actually bought Guan Zi with a smile, and even the smiling face on the camera was a little bit of rare cunning and excitement.
Very good, the ratings suddenly increased.
The director also praised and continued to sing war songs through a single line.
"To be honest, I still don't know why the column group in the Olympic live broadcast room invited me to explain the program." The red-faced man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly answered.
It's just that his performance level is too inferior, and even many audiences can see the artificiality that flashes on his face.
Fortunately, it is not the host who directly faces the audience, otherwise, with the poor performance of this goods, he will not have to pay the water bill in the next six months, and the mineral water thrown to him will be enough.
"In fact, this is also the unanimous decision of the column group after discussion." The beautiful host smiled lightly, and then deliberately paused for two or three seconds before saying in a rare flat tone: "And the reason why the director team made this decision is because of him!" ”
As soon as the TV screen changed, he directly threw down the first bitter Anonymous and switched to the player preparation area.
Bai Huang on the camera was still unconscious, still laughing at Xiao Jin beside him, and his facial expression was extremely rich. Then it seemed that he saw something, and his facial features suddenly changed, and he quickly pulled Xiao Jin's finger and pointed it.
If you use a nice word to describe it, it is the dancing eyebrows.
If you tell the truth, you have bad intentions. And in this kind of ill-intention, there is also a hint of obscenity.
The picture quickly switched back to the live broadcast room, and then the beautiful host played the round with the same face: "What the audience and friends just saw is my country's Olympic equestrian, Bai Huang from Xijiang* City, Chutian Province." This contestant's experience is legendary, and will be featured in the program later, so let's return our attention to the arena. ”
But in this short glimpse, all the people who saw Bai Huang's expression had already determined the druid's character.
What JB people, what is this? It's too imageless!
But when the camera focused on the druid for the second time, many viewers couldn't help but rub their eyes, wondering if they had just seen it wrong.
is obviously a high-spirited and bright young man, with a gesture and a smile, he is so sunny and handsome, how can he make himself feel obscene?
Forty percent of the audience chose to doubt their own eyes, and 59.99 percent ...... Nine cycles, how did you choose to wipe the TV screen.
As for the very few people who remain, almost negligible, they know that this is the true face of daylight.
For example, Yu Debao, such as Lao Zhangtou, such as those who have a close relationship with Bai Huang, or who have suffered a big loss under this guy.
"Host, you just said that this player's experience is legendary?" The red-faced man gradually entered the state, and as far as he was concerned, he was also quite interested in such an equestrian athlete who was born out of nowhere: "Although there will be a special introduction in the future, can you give you a little bit of a thorough explanation?" ”
"Looks like our equestrian head can't hold it back." Shi Dan smiled impeccably, and then opened the information in front of him: "This player is not a professional athlete, but just a folk equestrian enthusiast, so in our interior, we all call him a grassroots knight......
Now is the era of national hype, and even the dignified court is also keeping pace with the times and using this trick.
But there is no doubt that this trick is very useful, and after hearing the gimmick of "grassroots knights", the ratings of the central five sets have risen by one point again.
"As for the General Administration of Sports and the Olympic delegation, how did they find this knight and summon him into the Olympic through train in an eclectic way, it is extremely tortuous and bizarre......"
Shi Dan said that he didn't talk about it, but he revealed Bai Huang's old bottom little by little.
Of course, as a presenter with a professional ethic, she knows how to get the most out of people's appetites.
So no matter what it is, it's said half and half left.
However, Xiao Jun next to him obviously didn't care, and after listening to Shi Dan squeeze some information like toothpaste, Dahan's face turned even redder: "Although I haven't seen it with my own eyes, this young rider's horse is heroic, but just with the special recruitment of folk players, it is enough to make people feel itchy." If only the live broadcast could be fast-forwarded, I can't wait! ”
Although the red-faced man only expressed his personal opinion, he successfully resonated with the audience.
Some anxious guys have already scolded: "Bang, you two have been talking nonsense for a long time, and you haven't said how many people will appear!" ”
Fortunately, even if the host sells off, the schedule of the game takes care of the Chinese audience.
Bai Huang was ranked second, obviously the treatment of a little minion.
"It's on, it's on! My country's young rider, Bai Huang from Xijiang* City, instigated his beloved horse Bai Hao, and set foot on the performance venue for the second time! Shi Dan raised his voice, and after making an opening remark, he gave the right to speak to his temporary partner in a playful manner: "For dressage, I think many domestic audiences can still be unfamiliar, can Mr. Xiao introduce it to everyone?" ”
This is Xiao Jun's old business, of course he will not be polite.
After saying "Okay", the former head of equestrian coaching opened the conversation: "In fact, for modern equestrian sports, the domestic audience should not be too unfamiliar, after all, in the Beijing Olympics four years ago, there were already Chinese athletes who participated in this competition......
Nima, brother and sister knelt for you, don't open which pot is not opened, which pot is good?
Shi Dan was full of faces, and the questions she had repeatedly avoided were finally brought up by this guy.
What was this Hua Tian's experience like four years ago?
Drop off the horse in the obstacle course!
This result is a bit disappointing, but it is understandable. After all, it makes sense to be young and make mistakes under pressure.
But for the young man himself, this is a scar?
As a coach at the time, you are still talking about that unpleasant experience, and you don't have the eyesight to do it! No wonder the head coach position has only been in place for a year and a half, and he was invited out by the heads of the Horse Association.
But fortunately, Xiao Jun just said it casually, and the focus quickly turned to the game itself.
"Needless to say, the venue can basically be queried, as far as the current dressage is concerned, the standard venue is 60 long and 20 wide, and the sand field is divided by baffles around it. After entering the venue, the riders complete two performances of the designated movements of the International Equestrian Federation, and finally the soundtrack is performed freely. The competition is designed to test the obedience, agility and ridership's ability to handle the horse......"
Seeing that as soon as the eldest brother opened his mouth, he gushed about the rules of the game, and the beautiful host hurriedly pulled him back to the topic: "Then Mr. Xiao, with your professional vision, how is our young knight's level?" ”
Xiao Jun was not annoyed when he was interrupted, but praised him: "Judging from the current few actions, it is not an exaggeration to call him the first person in China!" ”
In fact, not only Xiao Jun thought so, but even the referees on the scene couldn't help but show a little surprise.
Looking at the broadcast camera, two of the three referees in the picture were looking at each other, and the ghost guy habitually raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders, and he never stopped from the beginning. The other, on the other hand, craned his neck and stared at the arena without blinking.
on the field.
Bai Huang was wearing a black tuxedo, high riding boots, black hair and black pupils under a black top hat, scorching like mysterious obsidian.
This kind of difference from the faces of the vast majority of players is already very eye-catching. Coupled with the changes brought to him by the ability, and the confidence that naturally arises after having a unique and powerful power, Bai Huang is like an oriental prince who walked down from a book, killing almost all the audience in an instant.
It seems that even the three referees can't help but have a good impression of him.
If those ghost players are all personable Western gentlemen, then this Oriental who walks leisurely is a chic gentleman who is as distant as the moon and the breeze.
In the aristocratic performance, a kind of unique oriental beauty is vividly deduced.
And the horses under his seat, stretched and slow like willow branches brushing water, shortened and fast like rain hitting plantains, showed only two words to the referee and the audience - rhyme.
There is no need to attach any adjectives, the word "rhyme" alone is enough to describe Bai Huang's current performance.
All other embellishments are superfluous.
"Good, very good! It was a great performance, and I dare say that as long as there are no surprises in the future, there is no problem in reaching the finals on the second day! Shi Dan next to him is not doing much, and the man who is dedicated to equestrianism already has a precursor to high tide: "Look at his lateral movement to pick up Pief, and then to pick up the reverse figure eight small quick step, if you don't have ten years of horse kung fu, it is absolutely impossible to be so skilled!" ”
At first, it was Xiao Jun who praised Shi Dan, but now it has been replaced by Shi Dan who praised Xiao Jun: "Teacher Xiao, to be honest, I'm ashamed, I don't understand this series of actions just now, I just think it's very good-looking and elegant." Why, Bai Huang's action is very difficult? ”
Xiao Jun was completely immersed in excitement at this time, his face was full of Bole and he found the same relief as a thousand miles, and when he heard the hostess ask, he smiled and nodded: "It's so difficult that I can't say it, but this is the basic skill that every contestant must master in dressage." ”
After a pause, he continued: "It's like if you come to our Nanyue to eat, you don't need to look at anything else to test the skills of a master, first order a barbecued pork to eat." How well the barbecued pork is done determines the true skill of this master. ”
The hostess doesn't understand horse racing, but Xiao Jun's analogy is quite easy to understand.
Hearing this, Shi Dan nodded again and again: "In other words, to see the level of a rider, it is also to see how difficult the movements he can make, but to see the completion level of the basic movements?" ”
"That's pretty much what it means, these basic equestrian moves are the basis for completing difficult performances." Xiao Jun reversed the wooden one who had just opened, and actually had some enthusiasm to point out the country.
Even in the live broadcast room thousands of miles away, there was an indescribable atmosphere of excitement, and the scene of the equestrian competition was even more refreshing.
Originally, when watching a modern equestrian performance, you can't use flash lightly, and even if it's an ordinary shooting, you should try not to alarm the competitors and horses.
But Bai Huang made a set of moves, but it caused a click sound on the playing field.
Not only in the press gallery, but also from the audience. For a while, there were many camera lenses, and a dense forest of cannon barrels was erected.
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"Hey, Xiao Jin, I said why do you watch this?"
In Yu Chanjin's single-family villa, a group of young people are holding a party. Not to mention the rest, just the deafening home stereo, you know that these people are "hi" on the rise.
But just as everyone was giggling and laughing, Yu Chanjin, as the host, not only did not greet the guests, but turned down the volume by herself, and then turned on the cable TV channel.
A few of her best friends thought that this little girl had some popular Korean dramas to watch, but after seeing that it was the live broadcast of the Olympic Games, they were immediately surprised.
"Be quiet, I'm going to watch the game!" In fact, every time she saw Bai Huang, Yu Chanjin's mood was very tangled and complicated, but now that she had her best friend by her side, she could only restrain her emotions and pretend to be newly obsessed with equestrianism.
"Hey, how does it look like China?" A few girlfriends were still playing around just now, and after seeing the faces on the TV clearly, they also began to be quiet.
At this moment, the commentary voice on the TV came just right: "Oooo If you want me to evaluate, he is currently the first person in China......"
"It's really our people!"
At this moment, Bai Huang flicked the reins on the screen, and after a dashing hind limb rotated, he aimed at the camera head-on.
Suddenly, a woman was not calm, and Harazi suddenly burst into starry eyes: "Damn!" So handsome! ”
Among this group of young women, one who looked like an eldest sister immediately leaned over with disdain when he heard this: "Neurotic, nymphomaniac, there is no reserve of a woman at all!" ”
The big girl who was scolding was scolded, and suddenly blushed a little, although she was still very nymphomaniac, but she was more or less restrained.
Then I saw the eldest sister put her hands together and put it under her cheeks, and then the little girl jumped up like a rubber band: "Damn, this handsome guy is really handsome!" Marry...... Dislike! Slobber...... Always...... Stop...... Can't stop! ”
A group of chirping women were all speechless, but after a while, they immediately returned to the right track of nymphomaniacs.
Everyone was flying around, only Yu Chanjin was proud and couldn't help but feel depressed.
can let a group of sisters with their eyes above the top, brush up on nymphomaniac, isn't this already proving their eyesight?
But it's a pity that her eyesight is a little too good, and she picks up the rich and handsome who can't catch up with her.
Well, I wasn't rich and handsome before, I used to be rich and poor, and it took a year to change to Gao Fu Shuai.
After the three actions were performed one by one, Bai Huang gently urged his beloved horse Bai Hao, greeted the audience with full grace, and then left the stage.
Only when the previous contestant is off the field and the latter contestant has not yet started to perform, can the audience applaud. But the applause that Bai Huang received was obviously too warm, and it wasn't until an official came out at the scene and went around the field to signal that the sudden applause was smaller, so as not to affect the contestants behind.
"Let's take a look at Bai Huang's score, a total of 26 moves, each action out of 10. Then add in the overall impression score of 40 points, and the perfect score for the dressage Olympics is 300 points...... The score came out, with a stipulated score of 198 and an impression score of 38, for a total of 236 points. This score is not high, but it can already ensure that Bai Huang will enter tomorrow's final! ”
"Alas, it's still a little regrettable, except for the first two prescribed moves, Bai Huang didn't choose a more difficult move when he played freely, which is also the reason why his total score is not high......" Xiao Jun's face was full of regret.
In the live broadcast room, the two began to chatter and analyze Bai Huang's game.
But on the scene, the quartet was all triumphant.
In this kind of preliminaries, Bai Huang didn't pay attention to it at all, and he could get the middle and upper reaches of the rankings casually, of course, it was worth being happy.
And Xiao Jin and Section Chief Xia, one is silly and the other is not very reserved, they are all happy, plus Xiao He, who came to hear the wind, they are all happy to close their mouths.
Bai Huang had already told them that today's game was just a small test, and the real highlight was that he would save it for tomorrow's finals.
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