Section 119 See strange things before and after driving

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, do you brush your teeth and wash your face with watermelon? You are also Your Excellency the Viscount of the British Empire, and you have a good image. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll let you snatch my share and put down that piece, that's what I cut, and there are few seeds."

Finally let the two young high-ranking dignitaries of the world's largest empire and the most populous empire no longer compete for a piece of watermelon with few seeds, because Du Niang flew over and cut the tooth into two pieces with a kitchen knife, and the two guys picked up a piece and filled it into their mouths, and then each touched their round and cold stomachs, groaned comfortably, and fell on the bamboo recliner, but Wu Chenxuan fell on his own recliner, and Alfred occupied the territory of Lao Yixuan, so that the old prince had to succumb to Jindun. Waiting for the interpreter and the porter to be taken out by the discipline team on duty to treat the problem of dislocated jaw, Alfred easily owed from the recliner, just enough to hand an envelope to Wu Chenxuan, Wu Chenxuan also collapsed on the recliner, took the envelope, took it out, and stuffed the colorful pieces of paper into it.

"You kid didn't take kickbacks, did you?"

", my dignified Viscount of Britain, can I fancy your few pounds?"

"No, it's 7 figures, I don't believe you kid is not tempted? Honestly, how many pounds did you hack Lao Tzu? ”

"Ah, it's been 7 figures this quarter, Fake, I knew I should change it for you, anyway, I have seven or eight hundred thousand in my hand, maybe it will be doubled."

"Pretending to be like the real thing, you kid can't peek before you have a ghost. Didn't you change that 7 to 1? ”

"Seven million, you know how much revenue the British Empire has a year, you should be an eagle. One million and three thousand in the first quarter is a lot."

Yi Liang was dizzy when he heard it, and he dared to love the British viscount who rushed to deliver the money, it didn't sound like the first time, the first quarter was three months, what kind of business could get more than a million pounds in three months? Could it be that Wu Chenxuan and the British monopolized the tobacco trade? The hard work of the iron-hatted prince for a year is not as good as the expenses of these two tobacco dealers for a month.

"Okay, let's eat the kickback, old man, there is something you can do for your brother and me."

"Huh? If you do it, who will you do? ”

"Wang Wenshao, Lu Chuanlin, E, and Tie Liang and Yin Chang's two rabbit cubs, even if they are the remnants of the boxers. Let your ambassador hand a film to Prime Minister Yamen, saying that he had just caught evidence to prove that these bastards were behind the scenes of supporting the bandits to kill the ministers of various countries, and asked the Qing Dynasty to hand over these prisoners to the Ming Zhengdian of the coalition garrison in Tianjin. ”

"Well, it's a bit bad, after all, it's been two years since the boxers and bandits."

"Is there a statute of limitations for this boxer?"

"Well, I don't think so."

"That's not over, I just found the evidence, and I have done everything to eliminate the evil, which can be regarded as a great merit for my Qing Dynasty."

Yi Liang covered his face, he had seen those who were framed, but such a red fruit discussed with foreigners in front of the prince to frame the Manchu and Han ministers, it was too bottom-line, Yi Liang felt that he was enough, but compared to this one, Yi Liang suddenly felt that he was noble and pure, comparable to the sister-in-law who practiced in the family temple.

Seeing Alfred's embarrassed face, Wu Chenxuan knew that this guy was stupid again, and he took a hoe and threaded it - as a needle. Hurriedly squeezed his eyes in concealment, and Alfred breathed a sigh of relief, understanding that he was just acting for the old guy over there.

"Forget it, it seems to be too, it's not that Lao Tzu can't deal with these sets of sewers, by the way, what is the big bag that your kid pressed under his body, is it Lao Tzu's dividend, you give it to you."

"Well, I almost forgot, this is a letter of appointment from a foreign member of the Royal Academy of Sciences." Alfred simply picked up the bag and handed it to Wu Chenxuan, this time Wu Chenxuan moved his big buttocks, took the letter of appointment, opened it to see, and suddenly came out with a sentence that made the old prince sweat:

"Well, does your country have this rule, foreign academicians of the Royal Academy of Sciences can apply for dual citizenship."

"Of course, the importance that we in the British Empire place on people in the scientific community is unparalleled, and academicians can apply for direct audience with Her Majesty, and their status is not below that of me, a viscount. How, are you going to apply for British citizenship? Don't worry, with me, with your achievements in aviation, medicine and that genius's "standard-Montague system", I dare to say that applying for British citizenship is a matter of minutes, maybe His Excellency the Prime Minister will personally receive you? ”

"It's like singing, you think I don't know, your British Empire is ten thousand * taxes, if I become a naturalized citizen. I'm afraid that the first to welcome me were those tax officials, not to mention the standard factory, you have to charge hundreds of thousands of pounds a year, there is like our Qing Dynasty, I sit on the platform of Shandong Domain, and give 10,000 taels a year is worthy of the imperial court. Hey, Lord Wang, do you think this is the reason? ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Chenxuan is a young talent from my Qing Dynasty, and he will never be bewitched by you and turn his back on his ancestors."

"I'm still from my hometown, wasn't I an expatriate a few years ago, and I was still a native of South America." Alfred knew that he couldn't communicate with the old game, so he simply pretended not to hear, and took a cold Coke and drank it to himself.

"Master, master, Yizhi has arrived, hurry up and pack up and receive the order." The accompanying master came in to tell him, a few people were busy for a while, the incense case was placed, the dogs and cats were all driven away, and even the foreign adults with miscellaneous hair were forced to avoid, but Lao Ah had already consciously carried a large bottle of Coke into the study, moved a Maza, and sat in front of the window to watch the folk performances in our yard with a comfortable face.

"Shandong's political envoy Wu Chenxuan received the order." A sweaty eunuch followed a few guards in yellow coats with crooked melons and cracked dates, and it seemed that they had come all the way from the Summer Palace. The will is very simple, Lafayette is free today, and occasionally thinks of such a person as the political envoy of Shandong, so that Wu Chenxuan can quickly enter the garden to see the driver, as for the arrangement after seeing the car, whether it is to be promoted to make a fortune or to raid the family and destroy the door depends on how the answer is correct.

The book is brief, Wu Chenxuan didn't need to change his robe, he gave a few dozen taels of rewards to several angels who passed the decree, and took Du Niang into the carriage, and went to the official road in the northwest as soon as he slipped away, leaving behind a few eunuchs and guards who were counting money with smiling eyes. This can be regarded as a big excitement, the general officials regardless of the size of the official rank are in a sedan chair, how can the few people who pass the decree be able to return to their lives in time, so that the brothers in the door control have a preparation, who knows that this master has a lot of money, but his temper is too anxious. Now a few yellow coats crying can't find a tune, and when they are passed to the palace, they will not be stripped of their skin by the second manager, and they can pass on a trick, and in the future, I am afraid that no one will be able to take their turn in such a fat difference.

I have to say that it is the old prince who has passed through the wind and waves, and Yi Liang reacted first, "Monkey cubs, why are you still stunned, hurry up and chase after it." "When I saw a few people who didn't move, I understood, and I dared to love a few people who relied on their feet, where to find horses. Yi Liang looked at it, yes, the good man did it to the end, sent the Buddha to the west, and instructed several palace guards outside the courtyard to lend the horse to a few yellow coats in the palace first, so that they could chase after the carriage, and one of them could go back to recover his life. Waiting for these two goods to get on the horse to chase Lord Wu's car, the more the old man thought about it, the more Coke he became, so he simply went to the study to discuss with Alfred, and asked for some Rausch Coke to taste, and Meng Geding remembered the embarrassment of those yellow coats desperately chasing the carriage all over the capital, and he didn't swallow a mouthful of Coke, and sprayed all over the yard. The old prince didn't care about wiping his mouth, so he slipped to the steps happily, tears were laughing, and he said in his heart that this Lord Wu Chenxuan was really a wonderful flower in the Qing Dynasty officialdom, and he dared to enter Beijing without even understanding the procedures for the audience. When Yi Liang had laughed enough, he looked up and saw several family members and Goshha waiting around with a worried face, and the housekeeper even held his hands and didn't know whether to help the old prince get up first, or hurry up to beat Yi Xuan's back smoothly. Yi Xuan's face was solemn, and he coughed lightly, and a group of subordinates who were frozen there seemed to be clockwork, and they were busy with their work, and everyone's faces returned to their former calmness, as if they had just inserted an advertisement.

Besides, although Wu Chenxuan was stopped at the gate of the garden at this time (if he hadn't worn a second-grade official uniform, he would have been killed on the spot on the charge of driving straight into the palace), but the horse borrowed by King Qing was quite powerful, and he almost fell into the ground when he got off the horse in a yellow coat. With the credentials handed down from the inner court, Wu Chenxuan quickly entered the garden and waited at the door of the Qingyi Hall.

"Hey, isn't this Brother Li's brother?" A big horse face full of fragrant powder came over, and Wu Chenxuan, who was napping in the shade of the tree, was so excited that he almost didn't kick out the goods. "Hey, these monkey cubs are rude, although Brother Li is less on duty now, but to see Brother Li's face, you have to give a brocade, look at Lord Wu, and rub the official uniform to the folds. Monkey cub, you, it's you, you really don't have the eyesight, don't move an official hat and chair, let Lord Wu have a good rest. "Dare to be the second manager Cui Yugui, this big horse monkey turned out that when Li Lianying was in power, people were waiting for him, and the big manager Li was just out of breath, so he directly drew a line, licked his face and went to Xiaode to make a ditch.

"Hey, who am I to say this? Cui Er, ah, the manager, it's been a long time. "Wu Chenxuan's drowsiness was shattered, and a rush of getting up was sprinkled on the unlucky horse monkey." Brother Li is not here, so let's look for you, you said that this Lafayette cares about the world, and he has all kinds of opportunities, and the people he sees every day are not old or young. Everyone is here, there is no place to sit, there is nothing to rely on. You said that you were in charge of the construction of the inner court, and you didn't build a pergola for the big guy here, put a few bamboo chairs, and make do with a few benches at the very least. Don't worry, you can't speak, when Lafayette inquires for a while, I will take my feet to help you say a few words, just say our ideas, and show your merit in front of Lafayette. ”

"Don't. Grandpa, you can't hurt me. Cui Yugui was about to cry, how could he provoke such an abnormal person with abnormal thinking? It's okay now, I can't get under my ass into it.

"You're welcome, who are we with whom, it was originally a thing you created, brother, I just came up with an idea, and I will never be greedy for merit, or even if it is your own idea? Okay, thanks to Lafayette's reward, you have to set a table for a few brothers in the Bada Hutong tonight, and have fun together, how about it? With a heroic and dry look, patting Cui Yugui's backbone, Cui Yugui smiled bitterly, that is, this master, try another person, dare to ask him to invite flowers and wine in front of the second-in-command of the inner court, isn't this bullying the disabled? Slap in the face, slap in the face of Hongguoguo, but this Wu Chenxuan Lord Wu still looks like a bear who counts me to be good to you, and he hates Cui Yugui's teeth, but he still has to persuade this person with good words to quickly accept the supernatural powers, otherwise this half-green can really talk nonsense in front of Lafayette, and he will not be far from transferring his work relationship to the Huanyi Bureau.