Chapter 219: The Bird of Youth is gone
In fact, it is good for people to be content in this life. Don't be greedy. After all, as the saying goes, "greedy for small and cheap suffers big losses". That's what this bald fat guy is.
In fact, the bald fat man knows the magic of this rejuvenating hair dryer. He said that the woman was Han Lin's childcare, just to take advantage of it, and wanted to use a hair dryer to grow hair on his hairy head. It's just that I didn't expect that this advantage not only didn't take advantage of it. As a result, there was a shocking reversal in the ending.
As mentioned earlier. The effect of the rejuvenating hair dryer is particularly magical. And it works quickly. Press the switch, and as soon as the wind blows out, the timeline is immediately restored. The whole process takes about one to two seconds. And the bald fat man held a hair dryer, and when he realized that something was wrong, he dodged his body again. The timeline has been reset from the 40's position.
"Click"
There is a crunch as the timeline homing sounds. The bald fat man's body trembled violently. He looked at everyone in the audience covering their mouths and looking at him in surprise. Han Lin also embarrassedly squeezed out a smile and stared at his lower body. He himself knew that it was not good. I don't care about so many pairs of eyes in the audience looking at myself. He reached out and fumbled his crotch. Then he stretched out his pants and looked down.
It doesn't matter what you want. Just listen to the sound of "plop". The bald fat man fell directly to his knees. Then his legs twitched, and the expression on his face became very hideous. Han Lin was taken aback by the terrifying appearance of the bald fat man. Just when everyone was wondering. The bald fat man roared in the sky.
"Nope. It must be an illusion. No. It won't be like this. Uh-aw. ”
The bald fat man howled like a pig after killing a pig. As if in disbelief, he opened his belt again and looked at his crotch again. This time. He whimpered. Then he fell to the ground with his head tilted and passed out.
"Wow."
There was a commotion in the audience. This sudden turn of events took everyone by surprise. Everyone seems to have guessed what was going on. But everyone tacitly didn't speak. Han Lin was even more helpless and at a loss. Fortunately, the security guards and police officers of the venue who arrived in time walked up to the stage and dragged the bald fat man to the stage.
But Han Lin really wanted to know what was going on in the crotch of the bald fat man's pants. Forty years back, a hair dryer hit the crotch of his pants. Look at the bald fat man's virtue just now. It should belong to the kind of person who has no heart and no lungs. But it can scare the bald fat man into paralysis. This is definitely not something that scares him about ordinary horrors.
"Wait. I'd like to see... What's that... That..."
didn't wait for Han Lin to continue. The policeman on the side showed an understandable expression and said, "It's not just you who want to see it." We're also curious about what happened to this guy... Let's talk about it backstage. ”
When Han Lin heard this, he didn't care about the chattering audience. He glanced at several leaders in the VIP seat. He bowed apologetically and nodded. Then he pretended to help the police carry the bald fat man down. Wait until they're backstage. Several police officers stopped the crowd. And Han Lin couldn't wait to pull the bald fat man's pants.
The police next to him unexpectedly didn't stop him. Because the police officers present actually wanted to see what the bald and fat man Tintin was doing. But this bald fat man has some background and strength. They are afraid of offending people. It just so happened that Han Lin fulfilled this wish for them.
The moment Han Lin pulled down the bald fat man's pants. Everyone was stunned.
I saw two thick thighs in the middle. It's not like Han Lin and the police imagined that there was a black forest and a sausage or something. They even thought the scene in front of them was hilarious. A young policeman glanced at the scenery between his legs and laughed out loud.
Because there should have been a place for the Black Forest and sausages. It was bare at this point. There was a small "thing" underneath that bare skin. That small section should be about the same thickness as half a little finger. Han Lin thought about the years when the bald fat man went backwards. One more glance at the small section. Then he sighed secretly.
"The bald man said he was forty-five years old. Forty years back, that is to say, his little Tintin is back to the state of a five-year-old child... That's pretty much it... I really didn't expect the rejuvenating hair dryer to be so ruthless. Through his pants, he can turn Tintin back to forty years ago. Drunk..."
Originally, Han Lin was mentally prepared for the worst. He thought that his bald and fat Tintin had become an earthworm or a toothpick. After all, the little Ding Ding of a five-year-old child grows under the crotch of a forty-five-year-old man. It was a beautiful picture. He who is blind at a glance cannot be blind again.
Although the bald fat man's little Ding Ding has not become so thin. But now this small piece of peanuts is basically negligible. Han Lin really couldn't imagine the collapse of this bald fat man after waking up. It's like a big old man who wakes up from sleep and finds that Ding Ding has turned into peanuts.
"Do you want to take him to the hospital?" An old policeman's face flushed. Han Lin knew what the old policeman meant. He was trying to ask. After being blown by a rejuvenating hair dryer. Will this bald fat man's little Ding Ding turn from peanuts back to small sausages?
But the rejuvenating hair dryer shows that Han Lin has long been familiar with it...... Just after being hit by a hair dryer. You can't go back to what you used to be. This bald fat man can only wait for more than ten years. His little peanut rice is equivalent to an eighteen or nine-year-old boy. But he was almost sixty years old at the time. Even if there is a 25-centimeter cucumber under his crotch, he doesn't have the strength to do that kind of thing that can't be described.
"Hospitals don't make much sense anymore. The only thing that can save him is to buy a bottle of 502 and give him peanuts with a fake sticky on them. Maybe this will also soothe his heart," Han Lin said with a sigh.
……
After dealing with the turmoil of the bald fat man. When Han Lin returned to the stage again. He noticed that the audience was no longer chattering. It's just that a group of graceful and luxurious women have gathered in front of the stage. Each of them looked excitedly at the rejuvenating hair dryer on the table in front of the stage...... This baby is for women. It's priceless.
Everyone knows what youth means to women. Youthfulness is a woman's capital. It doesn't matter if a woman is not beautiful. But at least you're young. You are full of youthful energy. The vigor of youth can cover up some imperfections; Opposite. An old woman, no matter how amorous you are. As long as you add a few wrinkles to your face. Bloated and shriveled figure. It doesn't matter how expensive you wear or use. can't match the word "young".
This is also the picture that Han Lin is looking forward to. Women are the most terrifying creatures. All of you here are not short of money. But once a woman has something she wants to buy...... And it's something that you have to buy when you go out. That's the scariest thing. They will do everything they can to get it.
The host, Dong Qing, also looked at the rejuvenating hair dryer on the table with an excited face. She saw Han Lin looking at herself with a smile on stage. That's when I realized my gaffe. She calmed down for a moment, held up the microphone and said, "Okay." Next. Exhibitors are invited to start quoting"
Han Lin nodded. He thought back to the prices quoted by the previous exhibitors. and the price that the girl in the robe gave Xiao Hei just now. He spoke slowly, "My exhibits are not living creatures. But it is more targeted. I believe everyone understands the cost performance of this rejuvenating hair dryer. So... My starting bid is..."
Everyone's hearts hung in their throats. Especially the women who are close to the front of the stage. They are all waiting for the starting price of this "priceless treasure" for them.
"7 million."
When Han Lin said 7 million. No one in the room was surprised. Because they know too well the efficacy of this hair dryer. The qiē just now also proves the value of this hair dryer.
"I'll pay 7.1 million." A woman with a thick foundation screamed.
Han Lin looked at the woman with a black line on his face. Sure enough, bargaining with a woman is different. It's all 100,000 plus 100,000. The previous exhibitors raised their prices by 500,000 plus once.
"I'll give 7.2 million."
"I'll give 7.3 million."
……
Han Lin listened quietly to the chirping of a group of women in the audience for several minutes. The voice gradually weakened. And the price was actually raised to 9 million. This was the most unexpected thing for Han Lin.
"I didn't expect these women to be so crazy. For this rejuvenation, the hair dryer is really at a cost... But if this situation continues. I don't even have to take a second exhibit. This rejuvenating hair dryer alone is enough to earn 10 million," Han Lin had a wishful thinking in his heart.
"I'll give 9.1 million."
No one in the audience raised the price anymore. The woman who shouted 9.1 million was a big fat man. You could tell in her hoarse voice how desperate she was to get a rejuvenating hair dryer.
Just as Han Lin was about to open his mouth to raise the price again. An airfield on the other side shouted: "I'll give 9.5 million." The old lady fought hard. ”
The fat woman heard that someone was in a fight with her. immediately shouted to an old man next to him: "Godfather." It's out. Lend me 500,000. I'm going to buy it for 10 million. ”
The old man nodded repeatedly. The fat woman shouted loudly, "I'll give 10 million." This hair dryer is mine. ”
When the airport heard the bid of 10 million, it immediately retracted its head. And the fat woman couldn't wait to climb on the stage and go straight to the hair dryer. At this time, I heard a very penetrating man's voice coming from the gate of the venue.
"I'll give 20 million"
"Wow."
The audience was in an uproar. Everyone looked back to see who was paying such a high price. Han Lin was even more overjoyed and almost jumped up. Not only did he complete the task. I didn't expect any windfalls. He rubbed his hands together and smiled, and looked towards the door of the venue. I saw a group of people standing at the entrance of the venue. When he saw the man at the head. The smile that originally hung on his face instantly froze. The corners of his mouth twitched twice. The two fists clenched slowly. A monstrous murderous force erupted from his eyes.
"General... We've finally met. ”