Chapter 290: I can't understand it

"I'll go! ~" Yang Tao almost kicked Liu Mang away, but fortunately he held back. I didn't expect it, this kid has a lot of associations. I could actually think that the reason why I got rid of Sun Yue was ...... It turned out that she was looking for a man outside...... Yang Tao smiled angrily. "That's not why I dumped her! Wipe! I feel sorry for your sister-in-law and sister-in-law! Ay! You beasts! It's hard for you to understand it! ”

“…… Xiao Ming, why do I find it difficult to understand? Do you think that's understandable? ”。 Liu Mang has experienced so many girlfriends, so he looks at the word loyalty more lightly than goose feathers, so it is difficult to understand this matter. put a good beauty on it, and actually dumped people. If it weren't for the fact that this man had a brain problem, or if it weren't for the fact that this woman was debauched outside, it would have been hard to think of other reasons based on his intelligence.

“…… Belch...... You two...... I'm really convinced......" Yang Tao almost hit his head against the wall, seeing that none of the two could talk, Yang Tao was depressed, "It just so happened that Xiaolu asked me where I went today?" Let's go out for a drink together! Calling a piece of the trail is just right to explain it to her! ”

"Gah? Going out for drinks again? "Zhou Xiaoming's alcohol consumption is not very good, if it weren't for the recent acquaintance of Liu Mang, who often goes out to drink, otherwise he would be drunk with a glass of beer!

But thinking that Yang Tao was not drunk, Zhou Xiaoming felt wronged, "What's the point of Brother Yang drinking with you?" How much do you drink without getting drunk? We poured well, drank a few bottles and fell! It's not fair! ”

"Yes! Brother Yang! Unless you promise us, you won't drain the wine after drinking! Hey! Liu Mang has been at the wine table a lot, and he has seen a lot of perverted guys like Yang Tao who can immediately evaporate the alcohol through sweat after drinking. He's even seen some guys sweat through the skin all over the body, some through the soles of their feet, and some guys sweat through their arms to achieve the effect of vaporizing alcohol!

It's just that Yang Tao is too perverted, others can only evaporate a part, but Yang Tao is almost all evaporated. This point is the most terrifying!

But Liu Mang also knows that this is their innate ability, which they can control, as long as they don't deliberately excrete alcohol, but use their bodies to absorb alcohol, they will be drunk just like ordinary people!

Therefore, Liu Mang looked at Yang Tao with a smile and said, "Brother Yang." I've been drinking with you for so long, and I haven't measured your actual alcohol consumption! I'm waiting for you today! You can't evaporate the wine! How? ”

"You stinky boy! All right! Yang Tao was restricted by Liu Mang in advance, so it was naturally difficult to refuse again, anyway, it was also a friend, Yang Tao was naturally very pleased to agree, hehe, even if he didn't evaporate alcohol through sweating, I'm afraid it would be difficult to pour him down alone with the amount of alcohol of the two of them! Besides, the two of them have already drunk a lot, and Yang Tao is even more fearless! "If you don't get drunk today, you won't go home!"

"Good! If you don't get drunk, you can't go home! The two of them hurriedly agreed, saying that they would leave.

Yang Tao called Zheng Xiaolu again, and soon, Zheng Xiaolu ran out of the women's dormitory in cool denim shorts, and a pair of snow-white round legs jumped in front of Yang Tao full of youthful vitality, and directly stunned the three of them.

"Hehe, Yang Tao, where do you want to invite me to dinner? Ga? How can there be anyone else? Zheng Xiaolu thought that Yang Tao was looking for a date with herself, so she dressed up very coolly, but she didn't expect to see that there were two people around her, and her little face immediately turned red, "It turned out that you didn't invite me!" ”

"Hey, hey. It's not that you don't know these two, they're both your good brothers, don't you want them to come? Yang Tao put his big hand on Zheng Xiaolu's buttocks and said with a smile.

Feeling the softness of a pair of big hands, because Yang Tao had been in extremely intimate contact in the bathing center, Zheng Xiaolu didn't react much, but enjoyed the feeling of being caressed, and didn't move his PP, but it was the little bird who grabbed Yang Tao's arm with a coquettish smile. "yes. Your brother is so good, you just put your arms to sleep with your brother! The three of you sleep together at night! I want to see you guys do it! ”

"Fuck your sister! You're the only one who is doing it! Yang Tao grabbed the roundness, almost didn't provoke Zheng Xiaolu to moan, and glared at Yang Tao with angry white eyes, but Yang Tao pretended not to see anything, and smiled ambiguously and approached Zheng Xiaolu's delicate body and whispered. Or else? In the evening, we had an in-depth conversation with each other in bed. What do you think? ”

"You. Shame on you! Hum! When Zheng Xiaolu heard Yang Tao's words, her little face flushed angrily, and her eyes didn't look at Yang Tao, "Don't say it again, I hate it!" ”

"Uh...... All right...... Actually, I'm talking about playing...... "Yang Tao was going to tease this girl, but he didn't expect her to be angry, so he had to quickly and consciously close his mouth, for fear of annoying this little goblin again."

"Humph!" Zheng Xiaolu pouted, but proudly ignored him. "I'll get angry when I talk about playing!"

"Then I'll shut up......" Yang Tao smiled helplessly and embarrassedly. Looks like it's not the right time to say that! It's a long time!

The three of them soon arrived at a hot pot restaurant. The location is relatively close to the city center. So business is especially good, and there are many large entertainment venues nearby, so it is common to stay open until three or four o'clock in the morning at night.

Liu Mang went to the front desk to ask if there was a private room, but was told by the waiter that there was a private room upstairs, but it had already been booked.

Liu Mang is also very helpless, the hot pot here tastes really good, it is very famous far and near, plus it occupies a geographical advantage, which is equivalent to occupying the geography and time, so it is normal for there to be more people. Who told them not to book in advance? Fortunately, the three of them quickly found a large table in the hall and sat down.

"Big brother! Brother Niu Fen Niu has just been discharged from the hospital this time, and in order to celebrate Brother Niu, our brothers must find a virgin to give to the eldest brother, right? ”

Just when Yang Tao's hot pot was just steaming, he suddenly heard a green-haired guy at the next table shouting loudly. And what's worse is that this guy is very close to Yang Tao, this guy is holding a beer bottle and standing up and shaking, almost sticking to Yang Tao!

"Gah? Cattle...... Cow dung? Zhou Xiaoming just took a bite of the dish, and when he heard the name, he almost vomited on the spot, looking at Yang Tao anxiously.

"Hehe, I'm here, what are you afraid of?" Yang Tao knew what Zhou Xiaoming was worried about. So he gave him a look and smiled.

"Okay, there's Brother Yang here! I'm not afraid of a hundred shit cow dung! Eat! When Zhou Xiaoming saw Yang Tao by his side, he was immediately not afraid of anything, as if he hadn't heard anything, regardless of whether he had been discharged from the hospital or not, he was how he should live!

"yes, yes! But the problem is that it's hard to see rough girls in fucking elementary schools now! Rough women are almost rarer than dinosaurs now! If you look for a ...... Where do you go to find it? ”

The other little yellow hair asked the little green hair with a lewd smile. "Grass! Just like your wife, sleeping with a bunch of people haha? ”

"You?" The little green hair saw that the little yellow hat was completely drunk, and he usually quarreled with this guy, so he didn't estimate his face at this time, yes, his wife had a lot of men before, and he had also done the things of a young lady Since he was known by this yellow hair, he has been used as a handle to humiliate himself, and the little green hair has long looked at him unpleasantly! It's just that today is the day when the boss Niu Fen was discharged from the hospital, so he endured it and didn't vent it.

But how can I swallow this breath, the more I think about having a girlfriend who is used by many men, the more angry he becomes, at this time my girlfriend is not around, I can't get angry, only the little yellow hair in front of me, how the little green hair looks at this kid today is not pleasing to the eye. Immediately thought of something, and suddenly smiled and said, "Haha, dog!" No matter how fucking lewd my girlfriend is, I'm just having fun! It's not like your mother! When I ran with the old king next door, I don't know if the seed in my stomach was your father's or the next door, but I don't know if it's still your father's or the old Zhang next door to your house haha? ”

"Hahahaha!" A group of people heard the two of them laugh at each other so much, they almost didn't smile crookedly, usually this group of people also like to expose other people's shortcomings to find fun, so at this time, when they heard the two of them fighting, the fiercer the two of them fought, the better, so everyone applauded!

"Grass!" The little yellow-haired old lady was divorced when she was young, which has always been the scar of the little yellow-haired since she was a child, and he hated his father's bad gambling, so his mother had to leave him. But at this time, the little green hair said bad things about his mother out of nothing, and the little green hair almost didn't put his mouth crooked!

But suddenly remembered the little green hair that he heard his friend talk about a few days ago, and the little yellow hair suddenly became happy, and said with a smile, "Turtle, I can fucking compare with your sister!" Just after the fuck grew hair, you took your mother out to sell it, haha? The price is good, and you will introduce the sisters in your village to sell it? Are all the girls in your village born to young ladies? Why do you like to sell it so much? Quack? ”

"Puff~!" The people at the table almost went crazy with joy when they heard the two of them scolding so happily, and the two groups of people slapped the table very happily and laughed. At the same time, I didn't forget to slap the beer bottle and shout and cheer!

"Damn! It's not fun just to talk about it! Fucking hit! Liu Mang listened angrily to the two guys next door muttering for a long time, and the scolding was really ugly, but no one dared to do it, which made Liu Mang almost unable to listen to it.