Chapter 1: The most painful crossing in history

"Did you hear that the loser of the Fan family didn't die yesterday?"

"What's the situation, didn't you say that the loser died holding an old sow?"

"Yes, it's dead, but when it was buried, there was a thump in the coffin, you say it's strange, and then, the ruined man will be killed by the gods."

"That's right, I've heard about it too, and do you know that the ruined son used a naked burial?"

"I know this, when I was a dog in the past, I heard the loser say it, and I also emphasized it 10,000 times to that Li Dazui, saying that after his death, he would create a precedent, don't accompany the funeral, don't be buried officially, and don't be buried with him, as long as he is buried naked!"

"What, ask shyly, what is a naked burial?"

"This naked burial is lying in a coffin without clothes."

"I also heard that after the prodigal son crawled out of the coffin, he ran naked three times in the mass grave?"

"It's not three laps, it's five laps!"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there, then?"

"Okay, Ben Nima fights, Lao Tzu knows about this, except for a few coffin bearers who were invited, in fact, there are only two people who really came to the funeral."

"Which two?"

"One is his loyal servant Li Dazui, and the other is Lu Fatzi, who has a leg with Fan Da's defeat."

"I'll go, I didn't expect it, that fat man Lu is quite interesting!"

"Hey, this loser died and came back to life, did the Fan family react?"

"I haven't heard of any reaction. Besides, this loser has long been abandoned by the Fan family, and you don't want to think about it, he didn't enter the ancestral grave of the Fan family when he was buried, but went to the mass grave. More importantly, not only did the Fan family go alone, but even the Tang family did not go alone. ”

"Hey......"

"But then again, this loser has risen from the dead, and I don't know how many good women will be harmed by him."

"I'm afraid, the first unlucky one is Yuefu Restaurant."

"What do you mean?"

"You don't know, it is said that the day before the death of this loser, Yue Feifei, the daughter of the gambler Yue Qiang (the owner of Yue Fu Restaurant), failed, and then he was so angry that he went to drink a big drink, and finally died with an old sow in his arms."

"There's a good show to watch now."

"Have you heard of it? After the loser crawled out of the coffin, he said a series of strange things? ”

"What's that weird?"

"For example, what kind of pit daddy, grass Nima......"

"You mean to say that the loser is crazy?"

"Possibly!"

"It seems that in the future, we will have more after-dinner conversations in Shacheng!"

Fan Jinde is the loser in those people's mouths.

At this time, he was leaning against the wall and shouting hysterically,

"Nima, why? Why is the plot so pit, is Lao Tzu born to be a pit, why ......" After roaring, he sucked his mouth and nose, wiped it with his sleeve, and then began to pee.

Before that, he was still on Earth and was a Chinese. But on a full moon night, in order to escape the marriage, he sneaked out of the house in disguise.

However, I never expected that as soon as I left the house, I was hit by an old sow in estrus.

Then, when he woke up, he found that Nima had crossed over in a cheating way.

Wear it, but why let Lao Tzu cross into the coffin