Chapter 1684: Tell a joke
The two talked for a quarter of an hour, and the pot was boiling. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 The info waiter came in with a large pot of side dishes, including cabbage, tofu, vermicelli, etc., lifted the lid of the pot, poured it all in, covered it evenly, covered the pot and left again.
Lin Xiaohu said, "How long will you have to wait?" Qu Hongmei smiled: "What? Hungry?" Lin Xiaohu said: "The bottom of this pot is very fragrant, I smell it and I am indeed a little hungry." Qu Hongmei said with a smile: "The more hungry you are, the more fragrant the food will be, and you can bear with it." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly: "I can't bear it, I can't eat it now." Qu Hongmei said, "How are you and your wife?" Lin Xiaohu said: "It's good, my wife is my first love, and I am quite content to marry her." Qu Hongmei sighed and said, "You are so lucky, why can't I get together with the person I like?"
Lin Xiaohu was very curious and said, "Who do you like?" Qu Hongmei smiled and said, "I won't tell you." ”
Lin Xiaohu joked: "It won't be me, right?" Qu Hongmei said angrily: "you." ”
After chatting for a while, about a quarter of an hour, the waiter came in, carried a plate with coriander and minced garlic, put it on the corner of the pot, opened the lid and looked at it, and said, "It's hot, it's ready to eat." Do you want to put this coriander and minced garlic now, or do you put it yourself?"
Qu Hongmei rushed to look at it and said, "Let's do it ourselves, you go get two bottles of beer." ”
Lin Xiaohuhuo shouted, looked at her and smiled: "Still want to drink?" Don't you have to go to work in the afternoon?"
Qu Hongmei said indifferently: "It's okay, I don't blush when I drink, besides, it's okay to drink a bottle." Are you going to drink white?"
Lin Xiaohu hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm not drunk when I drink white, but I don't like to drink, just beer." ”
The waiter brought the beer up, opened it and set it for the two of them. Qu Hongmei stood up and poured it full for Lin Xiaohu. Lin Xiaohu was about to pour it for her, but she snatched the cup and said, "I'll come by myself, aren't you hungry early, eat quickly." ”
Lin Xiaohu looked at the plate and asked, "Do you eat coriander?" Qu Hongmei said: "Eat, you can put it, I won't eat the garlic." ”
When Lin Xiaohu heard this, he only poured the coriander on the plate into the pot, stirred it slightly, sandwiched a piece of tofu from it into the plate, took a bite, chewed it carefully, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Good, delicious, this bean is full of delicious." ”
The owner of the shop, a man in his forties, walked in, holding two bottles of beer in his hand, and said with a smile: "This is our own tofu, we can't buy it outside, it's delicious, right?" Lin Xiaohu said: "It's delicious, it's very delicious." ”
The shopkeeper smiled and put two bottles of beer on the pot and said, "That sticker is more delicious, let's try it." The two were very welcome for the first time. I'll send two bottles of beer, be careful, please visit more in the future. ”
Lin Xiaohu said that this boss would do business, and he would gain the favor of the guests through Xiao En Xiaoren, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Yiyu will definitely come often in the future." ”
The boss smiled and beckoned the two to eat and drink, turned around and walked out.
Lin Xiaohu and Hongmei ate and drank. Qu Hongmei was very polite, and kept putting vegetables on the plate for him, but she rarely used chopsticks to eat. Lin Xiaohu was embarrassed, persuaded her a few times, and also sandwiched a few pieces of fish meat for her, the two respected each other like guests, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
While speaking, the two bottles of beer had been drained, and Qu Hongmei opened the two bottles given by the boss and filled them one by one. Lin Xiaohu saw that she was in a good mood, so he didn't refuse, not to mention that this big pot of stuffy fish side dishes was eaten and drunk with beer, and the taste was also very refreshing.
Qu Hongmei got up suddenly, took off the down jacket on her body, and put it on the seat next to her. Lin Xiaohu asked, "Are you still hot?" Qu Hongmei said: "Look around such a stove to eat, aren't you hot?"
This stove is the dining table, and some people see this and wonder, how is this eaten? In fact, speaking of which, this also requires the owner of a shop to conceive ingeniously, he built such a square stove in the middle of the private room, the side length is about one meter five, the stove except for the side wall of the door has a stove hole and a large pot on the surface, the other places are tightly closed, with a milky white tile book pasted outside, it looks clean and stocky. The cauldron is less than one meter in diameter, so on the surface of the stove with a side length of about one and a half meters, there is a large space for guests to eat, which is equivalent to a tabletop. People eating around this stove are naturally equivalent to eating around a stove, no wonder Qu Hongmei is so hot that she has to take off her coat.
After Qu Hongmei took off her coat and put it away, she gathered her scattered curly hair and put it behind her head, and then sat down. In the process of pulling her hair, Qu Hongmei naturally made a movement of raising her head and chest, and she was wearing a crane yellow turtleneck. The sweater was very tight and tightly wrapped around her upper body, and because of this, a pair of full* evened out, and even showed the furrow between the pair*.
And Qu Hongmei just now, the chest-raising action just made this pair more upright, it was really a drum, full of feminine charm. Lin Xiaohu's eyes were naturally stared at by this pair, and his heart jumped, good guy, I haven't seen you for a few years, how did this girl develop so big? Was it because L*1 had a man to get married, or did she wear a bra with a rest?
Maybe it was because of the drinking, the brain was a little sluggish, Lin Xiaohu stared at Qu Hongmei's pair*, and didn't move away for several seconds. After Qu Hongmei sat down, she saw his gaze, lowered her head and looked at it, and when she raised her head again, she had a weird smile on her face, and said in a low voice: "Hey, I hate it, what are you looking at?"
Lin Xiaohu saw that her face was red, as if she was drunk, and with that sly smile, she was beautiful and charming, and she was also very attractive, and said stupidly: "You drank too much?" Qu Hongmei said angrily: "Phew, you just drank too much, you are playing hooligan while you drink too much?" Hum. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Why are you red when you haven't drunk too much?" Qu Hongmei said proudly: "I'm hot, I don't blush when I drink." If you don't change the subject for me, what do you see?"
Lin Xiaohu smiled awkwardly and said, "I didn't see anything." ”
Qu Hongmei snorted and said, "I hate it, I didn't expect you to be like this." ”
Lin Xiaohu said with a shy face, "What's wrong with me?"
"What's wrong with you? You're sexy. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Do you blame me? How could I see if you hadn't undressed?" Qu Hongmei smiled: "Do you dare to blame me?" You guy, you're sharp-tongued. Okay okay, blame me, blame me, it's me who is bad, I shouldn't have taken off my coat to be seen by you...... Hehe, hehe. ”
Lin Xiaohu was a little weak by her laughter, and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Qu Hongmei shook her head and said, "I didn't laugh at anything." After speaking, he sandwiched a piece of fish meat for Lin Xiaohu. Lin Xiaohu said: "Are all women like this?" Qu Hongmei asked puzzledly, "How is it?" Lin Xiaohu said: "After getting married, I can let go and dare to say anything." I remember before, you weren't so ...... So...... Let it go. ”
Qu Hongmei said: "Yes, there is nothing that can't be let go." Men and women, isn't that the thing, it's fun to joke and tease boring people. People in our office are telling each other sexually ridiculous jokes, and some people are texting me. Ah, wait, I'll read you two ......" and went to get the phone in his bag.
"Ah, I'll read this to you first, haha...... The women's bathroom caught fire, and the people inside were in a mess, and they ran out naked*, only to see a large group of white flowers on the street, and an old man shouted. Cover it. , The naked women suddenly woke up, but there were three important parts of their bodies, and they couldn't cover them in a hurry, and they didn't know what to do. At this time, the old man shouted again: Just cover your face, it's all the same below!. An important enlightenment from this incident: It is impossible to grasp all aspects of work under special circumstances, and it is necessary to grasp the key points. ”
When Qu Hongmei finished reading this text message, she couldn't laugh anymore.
Lin Xiaohu also smiled, but in the bottom of his heart, he was shocked by her huge changes. It seems that she thinks badly, and what makes her so open is not only marriage, but also institutional life.
Qu Hongmei said: "Is it funny? I'll read you one more one, and it's from our deputy director...... The director danced with the beautiful secretary, and the director was a little excited when the dance music was high, and when he got up, the secretary noticed it and asked: Director, what are you down there? The Commissioner said: Below me is the section chief. The secretary said: The official is not big, but it is quite hard. Haha, this one is funnier, right?"
Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but sigh: "What does your unit do all day long, how can you net this?" Or did the deputy director send it to you, how can there be such a deputy director?" Qu Hongmei put her mobile phone in her hand and said, "Oh, the government agencies have always been like this." Although you also worked in the agency back then, but your position is high, no one dares to make such a joke with you, in private, everyone plays like this. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Hongmei, you have learned badly. Qu Hongmei was stunned, counted with a smile on her face, and said aggrievedly: "No, I have always passively accepted this kind of joke text messages, and never discussed them and sent them randomly." Other than that, I didn't have any office secrets, and I was the same as before. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Then you are serious, and your director dares to send you this kind of * joke?" Qu Hongmei said: "Oh, how can you be too serious in the organ? If you are too serious, you will not fit in, that is, you will be separated from the masses, how can you deal with the relationship?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "Alas, it makes sense for you to say that. It's hard for lesbians to mix officialdom. ”
Qu Hongmei laughed again and said, "You still said that I learned badly, weren't you also bad just now?" Where do you see me?"
Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly and said, "Old classmate, you won't let go if you catch me?" Well, I'll punish myself with a glass. Qu Hongmei smiled and held down his cup and said, "Don't punish yourself, let's drink together." ”
The two touched each other, each drank a glass, Qu Hongmei said: "Just look at it, this little place on a woman's body is not for you men to see." ”
Lin Xiaohu glanced at her when she heard this, Qu Hongmei looked at him with a smile and said, "Isn't it?"
Lin Xiaohu saw her smiling and amiable, and his attitude was gentle and amiable, and he became bold for a while, and his eyes actually turned to her chest and looked at her twice. Qu Hongmei was not angry, looked at Lin Xiaohu and said, "You're okay." You know, our two old guys, the director and deputy director, every time they have dinner in the office, they have to find an opportunity to take advantage of me, saying that they are drunk and want me to support me. But when I helped them along, they touched me with their arms, sometimes by my hands, and by my legs. I'll turn my face with them, no; I put up with it, I can't swallow this breath again. But what if you can't bear it? Alas, that's why I said, you're just looking at it, it's pretty good. ”