(Solemnly declare: The content of this film is purely fictional, it is really a plot need, please readers and children do not imitate, this kind of behavior is absolutely dangerous.) ）

Here's the thing...... Let's move our gaze to an hour ago......

When 20 of us arrived at the train station, we found that Vice President Lin had just sent off a wave of people, and Vice President Lin's car was about to enter the station.

After some pleasantries, Vice President Lin began to ask us for help: "In a moment, can you help me move some things on the train?" ”

I hurriedly agreed: "It's okay, as long as you can get through the car door, it's fine!" ”

Vice President Lin bared his teeth and led us to a piece of canvas-covered goods, and tore off the canvas vigorously: "Thank you, I really don't know how to send these more than 100 cases of beer on the train!" ”

I regretted it at the time, this was too ruthless, I asked: "Lao Lin, where did you get so many coal mountains to live pure?" ”

Vice President Lin explained: "The big guys won, I have good popularity, and they are inconvenient to take it, so they gave it to me!" You don't know, I own a barbecue stand in my hometown, and these beers are enough for me to deal with for two months! ”

I asked, "Why don't you take it away?" ”

Vice President Lin: "The price of this thing is not as high as the shipping fee, can you afford it?" You just say help or not, right? ”

When I said it, I gritted my teeth: "Help!" ”

After a while, the green train came in with a whistle, and after the train stopped, Vice President Lin ran to the car with Liang Xiang beer, shouting while being afraid: "Hurry up, this train will stop here for a minute, come on, everyone!" ”

I had no choice but to pick up a box and run desperately towards the train.

By the time I put down the first case of beer and turned back to get out of the car to pick up the second case, I already felt a little prostration, and by the time I held the third case, I already felt a little demented!

Rao is the rest of the people are strong in martial arts, but they can't withstand such a toss, plus the time is pressing, the flow of people is very large, and a large number of passengers have begun to scold us for being stupid, I gradually found that those so-called masters are almost unable to hold on. When there was half a minute left, Ah Da and the seven monkeys also joined in to help, and each of them picked up a box, looking at the figure, it was much more powerful than me!

The conductor asked me, "Dude, are you very good?" Don't drink too much for a while! ”

My face was full of black lines: "Big brother, let's move these things, don't you care?" ”

The conductor shook his head: "There are a lot of you, more than 30 people, and there are only three boxes spread on each person, we can't control it!" I'm telling you, don't drink and make trouble. ”

I nodded, pondering for a long time before I realized that he was treating the seven monkeys as children! I was tired enough, so I found a random seat and sat down to rest.

After a while, a few people sat next to me and rested, and finally, Wang Chongyang and they also came over.

I was gasping for breath and resting, when suddenly the phone rang, it was Liu Qian: ", Damin, why are you still in the car, you're about to drive, hurry up and get out of the car!" ”

I just remembered that the car was about to leave, so I hurriedly ran to the door, but when I arrived, the car ...... It's already open!

A light said to the conductor, "You open the door for me!" ”

The conductor looked at him as if he was looking stupid: "Get out of the way!" ”

I stopped a light and explained to the conductor, "We're here to deliver to the station, you see...... Besides, we didn't even buy tickets! ”

The conductor was a little impatient: "Have you ever been on a train?" Let's wait for the ticket to be replenished! ”

Helplessly, a group of us walked to the side of Vice President Lin's seat, found seats and sat down in turn.

Vice President Lin was also stunned when he saw us: "When did you come up again?" ”

I glared at him: "It's not your fault, we didn't go down at all!" The car drove when I remembered it! ”

Vice President Lin advised us: "Don't worry about it, just get off the bus and come back when you stop in Bacheng!" Just right, we can still have a drink! It's good for you to watch the weather be hot, drink some beer and chat with me for a while! ”

I wiped the sweat beads on my head, indeed, just entered July, this day is like a fire, hot people are confused, just now and hurriedly moved a lot of things, so people are a little out of breath feeling, the carriage is crowded, but also let the big guy breathless, I pulled out two beer crates, uphold the attitude of taking one step at a time: "Don't think about it, drink, let's sit back in Bacheng in a while!" ”

Everyone pried open the beer with their teeth, and suddenly, one bottle after another, they drank five boxes of beer.

Ah Da pretended to come to my ear: "Section Chief Wang, can we taste it?" ”

I nodded: "You guys are doing well, just continue to pretend to be human, don't make trouble after drinking!" ”

……

Ten minutes later, we had already drunk ten cases of beer, but unfortunately, although the beer was good, it was not chilled, and the day was getting hotter and hotter.

Wang Chongyang put down the beer bottle and said to me: "Big head, I can't do it, suffocate me!" With that, he jumped out of the window!

I was stupid!

There were already a lot of travelers staring at us, as if they were still betting on how many cases we could drink, but they witnessed Wang Chongyang's behavior.

A passenger shuddered and shouted, "Jump...... Jump...... Jump...... It's a special train! ”

The women were even hotter, they couldn't be as shirtless as our old men, and the tulle clothes worn by the Su Diao complex were soaking wet, and they were all the more charming, and the woman drank a bottle of beer and said to me, "I'll go first!" After saying that, he jumped down.

I hurriedly leaned over the window to check, only to see the Su Diao complex standing in the distance waving at me.

There was a sudden chaos in the carriage, and the passengers scattered and fled like crazy, running desperately to both ends, and I shouted blankly: "Don't run, don't run!" They're fine, they can't die! ”

A traveler smiled back at me: "Go to Nima, you SB!" ”

When I looked back, I found that Yideng was pouting his ass and drilling out of the window, and he muttered: "Paralysis, my belly has grown in the past two days, and I have to lose weight!" After saying that, he squeezed hard and fell!

I looked up again and found that after lying on the ground for two seconds, I staggered to my feet and seemed to have a full burp!

Next, this group of Biao people began to jump off the train one after another, and I bitterly advised them to pay attention to safety and not to cause trouble for me, but what about them? They all smiled at me as if they were forced, and patted their bellies and said that it was absolutely fine.

Nonsense, I know it's okay, is this what I'm afraid of?

Sure enough, when Morning Glory was about to jump down, the police came!

The policeman's first reaction was to save people: "Sister, don't do stupid things, what's not to think of?" I'm a police officer, I'll help you! ”

Morning glory pulled her neck and shouted, "Don't come here, I'll jump if you come!" ”

The police stopped at that time: "You calm down, there is something you can discuss, you think more about your family, think about your husband, think about your children!" Don't do anything stupid! ”

Morning Glory scolded a stupid sentence and resolutely jumped down!

The police officer was dumbfounded at the time, and explained to me: ",, have you watched it?" I didn't do anything, I persuaded her to come, I meant well, she told me not to move and I immediately stopped, why did she still jump? ”

I comforted: "You're going in the wrong direction!" Her boyfriend just jumped down, and she can be regarded as a husband and wife! ”

The police officer picked up the walkie-talkie: "Stop!" Stop the car! ”

……

Two minutes later, the train finally stopped, and there were only Vice President Lin and seven monkeys left by my side!

The police officer pointed at me and said to the conductor, "That's him!" I suspect he was the one who instigated the passengers to jump out of the car! ”

Vice President Lin looked at the conductor, frowned and pondered for a moment, and asked me, "Is it that we have something to do?" ”

I pretended to be calm: "Paralyzed, what do you say?" ”

Vice President Lin nodded, and then resolutely jumped down in front of a large number of people, with a sentence: "Section Chief Wang, you hurt me so hard, Lao Tzu won't go home!" ”

I explained to the police and the commander blankly: "You see, this matter has nothing to do with me, it really has nothing to do with me!" ”

"You...... Don't move! If you have something to say, it's good to say! "The police are very nervous, probably afraid that I will jump off, although the car is parked, but it is quite high, my body really does not look like it can withstand bumps.

I hurriedly raised my hands: "As long as you are not excited, I will definitely not be excited!" I don't know them, and they have nothing to do with me jumping down! ”

The seven monkeys looked at each other, first at me, then secretly bowed their heads and discussed a few words, and then, these inhuman fellows even raised their hands at the same time, but fortunately, they still have a bit of work ethic, and none of them spoke!

The conductor stared at the seven monkeys for a long time, first puzzled, then shocked, and finally exclaimed: ", these are not people, they are special monkeys!" ”

When the seven monkeys saw that the matter was revealed, they looked at me affectionately, swished a few times, and all jumped off the train through the window!

Since then, more than 30 people and ghosts in our line have left a lonely me!

The policeman slammed up to me, held me down hard, and shouted, "Hurry up, sloppy, don't let this kid jump too!" ”

Immediately afterward, about twenty or so people pressed on top of me.

When I woke up, I was already in the Bacheng Railway Public Security Bureau, and sitting opposite me was the beautiful policewoman in the article just now!