Chapter 80: Scolded as a dog

Tang Feng said as he acted, but he played Zhuge Liang with eyebrows, which was really unbearable, and he almost wanted to spray rice.

Many netizens almost laughed, Tang Feng's appearance was too much, too much, before everyone could laugh enough, Tang Feng continued: "Sima Yi has come to the city at this time, looked up, and said in his heart, ah, what does this guy mean?" Invite me up to karaoke with you? I'll go up to Kara, and then you knock me out, so I won't be fooled by this, withdraw, withdraw! Tang Feng played Sima Yilai again, but how discordant he still looked.

"This thing is not logical at all, why didn't Sima Yi dare to attack? It's just that I'm afraid that there will be an ambush in the city, how many people can be ambushed in such a big city? In the era of cold weapons, there can't be any nuclear weapons, Scud missiles, right? It's impossible for any big killer to exist, can I send a reconnaissance company in to see if it's okay? Why do you have to withdraw your troops? Is Sima Yi a fool? Apparently not, so this thing simply can't happen. After Tang Feng finished speaking, many viewers laughed wildly.

Nuclear weapon? Scud missiles? A big killer? What is this? A lot of people can't stop laughing.

"Also, don't you Sima Yi see Zhuge Liang on the city tower? Can't you all hear Zhuge Liang singing K? Zhuge Liang didn't use any megaphone, he could hear it, which means that the distance is very close, that is, Sima Yi is afraid of an ambush and does not dare to enter the city, so why not find a marksman or something to snipe Zhuge Liang down? Why go? ”

Tang Feng picked up the cup and took a sip of water and continued: "There is another one, if according to Guo Chong or "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", there is a huge difference in the strength of the two sides, some say that Sima Yi brought 200,000 soldiers, and some say that there are more than 100,000 soldiers, then can you surround and not fight?" He withdrew his troops without firing an arrow, is he here to fight? I think he came to listen to Zhuge Liang sing K! ”

"Therefore, the empty city plan does not exist at all, and even, many stories about Zhuge Liang, such as the three qi Zhou Yu, such as borrowing the east wind, borrowing arrows from grass boats, burning Bowangpo, etc., some are not recorded in history, some are recorded, but it did not happen to Zhuge Liang, but the work deified him, almost omnipotent, a typical protagonist aura, as soon as Zhuge Liang came out, the IQ of all the generals was reduced, and the troops were sent without asking what to do, and they opened the bag directly, Just follow the tricks and win? Are the enemies all fools? It's simply that Zhuge Liang is regarded as a dragon Aotian! ”

Burst! Long Aotian! The audience burst into laughter again.

"So, whether it's borrowing the east wind or the empty city plan, this is all processed by the family through artistic imagination, this is not called history, if novels can replace history, then well, now there are many Internet writers are also writing novels of the Three Kingdoms, so isn't it chaotic? Of course, it's not that the image has no research value? It's still valuable, and there's a lot to analyze and study in it. ”

"Let's also take the empty city plan as an example, Sima Yi is a scholar, this scholar, he sometimes thinks that things are more complicated, what do you say and move here, he will ponder, hey, what do you mean by this? This must not be that simple, hehe, if it is replaced by a group of bandits or thieves, and rushes directly into the city, no matter how much he fucks, Zhuge Liang will have to stop eating directly"

Time passed imperceptibly in Tang Feng's humorous words, and soon Tang Feng finished the content of the first issue of Yi Zhongtian Three Kingdoms' "Da Jiangdong Go".

After the live broadcast, Tang Feng unlocked the ban on the public screen, and for a while, the information on the public screen scrolled rapidly, and many people were impressed by Tang Feng.

Piggy: "It's so exciting that there is little wind!" If this product of the Three Kingdoms is not tall enough, then what is tall, Song Lacking, wash your neck and wait! ”

Innocent Hunter: "These three kingdoms have spoken of God, and I only know how ignorant I am!" Finally, Song Quede, hurry up and admit your mistake. ”

The name is so difficult to choose 6666: "Yes, now I know that the original empty city plan does not exist." ”

Baby Pig: "The wind is less, I will continue to talk about it in the next live broadcast, my grandfather also said it, what you said is very exciting!" ”

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This was followed by another storm of gift-giving, and gifts began to dominate the entire screen again, which lasted for a full ten minutes.

Tang Feng took one last look at the online audience, more than 3.5 million people watched online at the same time, Rao is Tang Feng couldn't help but feel a burst of pride in his heart, you know, the issue of Dong Bingbing coming is nothing more than that.

I have to sigh, Yi Lao's Sanguo is a cow, Tang Feng still remembers that when he saw it for the first time, he was also teased and almost laughed.

In fact, moving the three kingdoms to the live broadcast of the show was one of Tang Feng's plans, but it was just because Song Tiande's bombardment incident was advanced

Tang Feng's live broadcast is over, but the grievances between Tang Feng and Song Tiande are not over, as soon as the live broadcast ends, many netizens ran to Song Tiande's WeChat message and left messages.

"Song Quede, take a break, stand upright, stand up!"

"Upstairs, you're too demanding, and besides, you have to feed the dog a bowl of hot Xiang first! (Hot Soaring Pictures!) )”

"Come, eat a bowl of hot Xiang, then listen to the command, take a break and stand upright!"

"Sit back and wait for Song Quede to 'correct his name'!"

"The show can also be tall, Song Quede, did you blind your Zhang Krypton golden dog eyes?"

Good guy, in just one hour, Song Tiande's WeChat message messages have exceeded 10,000, but most people are scolding Song Tiande.

After Tang Feng got off the live broadcast, he directly posted the complete song score on WeChat, and uploaded the finished accompaniment.

Many people laughed, Tang Feng's move was really bad, this time, many people who were bitten by Song Tiande's mad dog were happy, they were scolded by Song Tiande, and they didn't scold back, that was because scolding Song Tiande didn't do them any good, but with this song, it's different, even if Song Tiande doesn't care, but disgusting and disgusting, this girl can also vent his anger, isn't it?

I have to say that Song Tiande's ability to pull hatred is still very strong, not long after Tang Feng's micro-message was sent, several people who had been scolded by Song Tiande re-recorded the song "Don't Bite Me", and then posted it.

After that, many netizens joined in the fun and recorded various versions of Don't Bite Me and uploaded them, and soon the popularity of the topic of #Song Tiande's "Don't Bite Me" was hyped by many netizens, and the popularity of the topic rose rapidly.

Of course, Song Tiande saw all this in his eyes, and it was fake if he wasn't angry, in the past, because of his notoriety, many celebrities were scolded and could only be regarded as not seeing, although it attracted the curse of some celebrities' fans, but Song Tiande didn't take it to heart at all, but this time, he didn't expect that Tang Feng came to such a song "Don't bite me" that would be so hot.

was scolded as a dog by thousands of people, no matter how thick-skinned Song Tiande was, he would inevitably be angry, he had always only scolded people, how could he have ever been scolded like this?

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