Chapter 408: The Fool on the Titanic

When he went to the back garden with the old man, Hu Che sat down on the stone bench, looked at the chess on the table, and unconsciously thought of Uncle Niu.

Every time he passed through the village on vacation, he would be pulled by Uncle Niu to play chess, and he lost very badly every time, and then Uncle Niu felt that it was not interesting, so he simply began to raise the bet, and a game of chess was a bottle of two pots.

Not surprisingly, the first thing he does when he returns to the village every week is to buy a bottle of Erguotou for the old man, and of course, he can also go to Uncle Niu's house to eat and drink.

"Hu Che. You go first! Dongfang Bo said, he looked up at Hu Che in a daze, smiled slightly and asked, "Something?" ”

Hu Che sorted out his thoughts, Uncle Niu is a thousand good and all the good is dead, although he failed to cut Guo Lizhi, but he also got the retribution he deserved, and it can be regarded as revenge for Uncle Niu, and now the only thing that can repay his old man is to go back to the village to go to the grave of the old man during the New Year's holidays.

"It's nothing, I remember what happened before."

"It must be something worth remembering, sad or happy?" Dongfang Bo asked.

"It's not sad, it's not happy." Hu Che smiled slightly, and then he began to take the first step.

He is a genius in chess, everyone else is the first cannon or something, his first step is to fly elephants, if there are no regulations, his elephants can fly across the river.

Dongfang Bo shook his head lightly, expressing his incomprehension of Hu Che's peculiar play, of course, he knew that Hu Che was stunned in terms of playing chess, so he didn't have any strategy for flying elephants.

In chess, as on the battlefield, each piece plays a vital role. However, Hu Che doesn't understand chess, and he doesn't want to learn to play chess, he has his own ideas, but any conspiracy in front of his domineering strength will be in ruins.

"Hey, General!" Dongfang Bo laughed twice and said.

"......" Hu Che looked at the chessboard speechlessly, he had not walked twenty steps before he was forced to the edge of the cliff by the old man, and he didn't even have room to maneuver!

Not surprisingly, he lost the first game with lightning speed.

After an hour, the most common phrase Hu Che heard was 'general'

He resisted the urge to go crazy, wanted to drop the chess and walked but couldn't go, and kept losing if he didn't drop.

"Playing chess can train a person, you are very impatient now, you are impatient and easy to be impulsive, you must be calm." Dongfang Bo said.

"......" Hu Che was speechless again.

There is a bad premonition in my heart, this old man wants to tell him the great truth of life, in other words, brainwashing.

In just a few days, he has been brainwashed several times, the previous time was Long Jun who talked about the way of tasting tea and then Yuan Xindi's way of juice, and now this old man wants to teach him the way of playing chess, and several black lines suddenly appeared on his head.

"Haha...... Grandpa, brother-in-law, I knew you were coming to the backyard to play chess. ”

Dongfang Yuanmu ran over with a smile, he is a firefly in the dark, an excavator after the earthquake, he is an angel in the sky.

The appearance of the oriental log made Hu Che suddenly relax and let go of his hanging heart, otherwise if he let this old man tell him the truth, he would be worse off than dead, and he would not be able to appreciate the perfect figure of the flight attendant when he took a plane for a while......

"Wood. Come here. Hu Che waved his hand and quickly put down the chess in his hand.

"Hey. Brother-in-law, don't tell me when you come, you're going to Paris in a while, shouldn't you teach me some kung fu, I'm a little worried about you......" Oriental Log's big eyes purred around very cutely.

"I'll be back soon, what ...... worried about" Hu Che pinched Dongfang Yuanmu's little face, he wanted to say that it was so cute, but when the words came to his lips, he endured it again.

He thinks he doesn't have the charm of Yuan Xindi.

"Of course I'm worried, you see that the planes disappear at every turn, there are a lot of explosions in the air or something, I was watching the news just now, the planes disappeared in that place for more than a hundred years before they were dug up in the Pacific Ocean, you can't let me dig you for more than a hundred years, right......?" said Dongfang Yuanmu very seriously.

Hu Che's whole body trembled, and he thought to himself, is this kid worried or cursed, how can he let himself catch up with the explosion of the plane for many years.

Listening to this kid, Hu Che couldn't help but worry, everything is a coincidence, once this kid's crow mouth is hit, his reputation will be ruined in the air.

"Why don't you take the shuttle?"

"No, no, there are more accidents on the shuttle!"

"By train?"

"What happens once it's derailed?"

"By steamer?"

"What happens once it's on a reef?"

Hu Che was in a dilemma for a while, thinking about the Titanic full of pathos in the last century, the fool who didn't study physics died in the sea in order to save a woman, and finally didn't know which shark's feces he became.

Speaking of the Titanic, it can be said that Hu Che remembers the movie most clearly, that is his first year of high school, that is, when he was a freshman in high school, the school took the students of the whole school to the cinema to watch a movie, many people don't want to go much, because every time they go, it is some education and that education, for education This kind of thing is the most hated and hated thing by students, but when I arrived at the cinema, I found that it was a movie, and when I saw a few big words on the Titanic, the girls cheered, and the boys' heads drooped, you just come to some Japanese and Korean theaters, can't you make European and American blockbusters? I have to make such a good love story.

Many people have an idea that the school leaders are in the water or are carried away by love.

For boys, the Titanic is not so a failure, and what Jack and Ruth did in the big vat at the bow of the ship is something that many men yearn for.

Facing the sea, if you give them a bucket, they can have a home!

Thinking about that scene at that time, Hu Che's eyes were a little straight, the boys' eyes were staring at the big screen for fear of missing every shot, and the girls' expressions were richer, they lowered their heads and didn't dare to look at their faces were red, some even covered their eyes with their hands, and then quietly looked through their fingers, and some people simply diverted the topic to chat......

Just because there was a tragedy in that picture, Zhang Ergouzi in the neighboring class longed for that paragraph, he quietly aimed at the girl sitting next to him, who was also the class flower of their class, but one accidentally fell on the leg of the class flower, and the result was even more ridiculous, Zhang Ergouzi unexpectedly suffered two big mouths.

Of course, the person who slapped him in the mouth was not the class flower but the class flower's boyfriend...

Just because of this, there was an uproar at the school, Zhang Ergouzi and his father rode a motorcycle and a shovel to the school in a village more than 100 miles away from the county seat, and as a result, the two of them were beaten together!

"Logs. You crow's mouth. Dongfang Xue walked over in the distance. She changed out of her denim suit and put on a long white dress, her long hair draped over her shoulders, like a goddess in the sun.

"Sister, I just said in case, I don't want my brother-in-law to die, even if it explodes, it's fine, I believe he will be able to land safely, you don't know, he will fly." Dongfang Yuanmu said very seriously: "Last time I was kidnapped, my brother-in-law flew up......"

“……”

Everyone is stupid, if he doesn't write martial arts novels, his imagination is too rich!

Seeing that several people were looking at him like monsters, Dongfang Yuanmu was in a hurry, Hu Che could fly It was what he saw with his own eyes, and it was four or five meters tall all of a sudden!

"What I'm saying is true, how can you not believe it." Dongfang Yuanmu glared at Dongfang Bo angrily, then walked quickly to Hu Che's side, grabbed Hu Che's arm and said, "Brother-in-law, you said, did you fly that day......

Hu Che was helpless, thinking to himself, it would be nice if he could fly away, that day he just used a little more force, and then he accidentally jumped a little higher, and the whole thing changed when he was rendered by this kid.

"Wood, you're hallucinating, it's not real!" Hu Che explained with a dark face.

Dongfang Yuanmu scratched his head, then made a thoughtful look and said, "Brother-in-law, you won't be afraid to let others know that you will fly and dare not say it, right?" You don't have to worry about my sister and grandpa in this garden, my sister will still be your wife in the future, she will definitely not tell others, let alone grandpa, he also likes to learn kung fu......"

Sweating......

Sweat raining down!

Hu Che was going crazy, and these words seemed to have become true in this kid's mouth, and he wanted to see if he could fly!

Dongfang Xue glanced at Dongfang Yuanmu angrily, and said: "The little kid knows what wives are not wives, stop this topic!" ”

Dongfang Yuanmu opened his mouth and didn't dare to say any more, he knew very well what kind of character his sister was, if it really got angry, it would be very scary, he quietly hid behind Hu Che, and begged: "Brother-in-law, can you teach me a little kung fu, it's been almost half a year, and you won't teach me ......"

This time Hu Che didn't plan to refuse, although Dongfang Yuanmu is not a material for learning kung fu, but it is still possible to teach him some kung fu to strengthen his body, in order to teach Dongfang Yuanmu kung fu, he also took great pains to find a set of kung fu in the cultivation of martial arts scriptures for a long time.

"No problem. I'll teach you later. Hu Che said.

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Haha, hello brother-in-law, long live brother-in-law......"

“……”

Dongfang Yuanmu couldn't help himself happily, and ran around the yard as if he had rabies.

"This kid is really." Dongfang Bo looked at Dongfang Yuanmu with a doting face, and then he looked at Hu Che and Dongfang Xue, he paused at this look, when Hu Che first came to Dongfang's house, he still felt that Hu Che and Dongfang Xue were not very compatible, and now look at how it is suitable, this is simply a natural pair.

"Light snow. Have all the business things been arranged? Dongfang Bo asked.

"It's okay, I'll come back anytime if there is a problem." Dongfang Xue smiled slightly and said.

"Hmm. That's good, I'm going to go to the study to write calligraphy, you sit down and talk, don't forget to eat, I asked Zhao Guan's family to arrange it, and I will practice it for you today. Dongfang Bo said, he picked up the dragon head crutch on the side and walked towards the villa.

Watching Dongfang Bo leave, Dongfang Xue sighed softly, and then sat down in the place where Dongfang Bo was sitting just now.

"People always get old, and so do we." Hu Che comforted. He knew why Dongfang Xue sighed.

Dongfang Xue nodded lightly, she picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of tea gently, her movements were very elegant, and her sexy red lips were slightly raised, which was fascinating.

"I have a hunch that maybe we won't get old." Dongfang Xue said with a soft smile.

"I want to be young forever, but I don't believe in an elixir." Hu Che said with a wry smile.

"Maybe you'll do a miracle?"

"Miracles are created by people, but why bother thinking about impossible things, even if you think about it, it's a fantasy, I'm a person who likes to go with the flow, and I don't worry about when to die, because birth, old age, sickness and death are what everyone has to experience!"