Section 41 The Tiger and the Leopard
The microphone was adjusted to a good position by Cao Youmeng on stage, Zhang Liuliang stood still on the table, looked at the black head under the stage, smiled and approached the microphone and said, "Good morning, everyone, my name is Zhang Liuliang!" ”
There was no routine applause to guide the rhythm of the next talk, Zhang Liuliang continued: "Today, I was invited by Xu Qingchao and Boss Xu to tell you a story!" Because I really didn't know what to say, before leaving, Boss Xu said that he would tell me the story of me in Beiliangshan, and I thought about it and agreed. Because I think I can kill animals on Beiliang Mountain! ”
What the? The people below cried out.
"Who is this kid?"
"Killing animals? What mountain is Beiliang Mountain? ”
"What's the matter? How much did it cost to get a fool? ”
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Zhang Liuliang ignored the voices of the discussion below, and continued: "My story is the story of a leopard and a tiger! There are many kinds of animals in Beiliang Mountain, and this leopard and tiger are the most representative carnivores. The race between the tiger and the leopard is the most intriguing spectacle in the world, at least that's what I think! The game between the two of them is the most thrilling scene in the world! On Beiliang Mountain, it is this leopard and a tiger who secretly fight to seize the name of the king of Beiliang Mountain. ”
"They have a common hobby is to get up every morning and have to roar a few times on the top of this mountain, in order to show that they have started to work, just like everyone here, the regular meeting and subtext before the morning, sales of more than 10,000, dividends at the end of the year, hugging the beauty. In fact, this person can be mixed with a brute, as long as it doesn't sound ugly! ”
"It is said that the age of this leopard and the tiger are actually the same day to inherit the throne, but the tiger who is crowned with the title of king disdains this rising star leopard, but other leopards don't think so, you can be a king with a king inlaid on the top of your fucking head? Lao Tzu is still the champion of jungle sprinting and long-distance running, and I am a little worse than you, and Lao Tzu also wants to compete for the title of king. And so a battle for the king began! ”
The people in the audience were amused, it turns out that the leopard is so cute? Can you still compete with the tiger for the throne?
Zhang Liuliang said slowly: "The first battle between the two was at noon in the first summer, when the leopard who went out to find a cool place stepped into the territory of the tiger, so these two started the first big battle. In that battle, the leopard did not bargain, but was slightly inferior to the tiger and was pounced on several times before fleeing in disgrace. The tiger roared to show his joy of victory, but the leopard was not discouraged and still tried to compete with the tiger for the throne. Perhaps this is an indomitable spirit! ”
"The second big war is in the autumn, the autumn wind season, the leaves are all over the ground, this leopard learned the lesson of the last time, changed to a raid war, there is no signal to rush towards the tiger and then swim with the tiger around, a little cheap leopard if not the last careless negligence almost bit off the tiger's neck, or this tiger with the word king on the head laughed to the end, the leopard was defeated again!"
"Do you think this leopard has the courage to fight the tiger again for the third or fourth time?" Zhang Liuliang asked suddenly.
"The leopard will definitely find a tiger duel again, it should be in winter!" A self-proclaimed clever guy replied.
"Half of the guess is right, the leopard is looking for a tiger duel again, but in the spring of the following year!" Zhang Liuliang said with a smile.
A wave of frustration came to the answerer, muttering, "Is there any difference between spring and winter?" ”
Zhang Liuliang continued: "One winter, this leopard did not look for a tiger to duel, but stocked up on food when the heavy snow came, and after eating on time every day, it was to beat itself in this territory that belonged to it, practice running, practice speed, and practice all the skills it felt could use in the duel with the tiger!" Leopards can be seen running in the cold wind, and leopards can be seen running in the snow. On the contrary to the leopard, the tiger has been in the nest for a winter, eating, drinking, sleeping, and living a very chic life. ”
"You probably guessed that the leopard would win in a duel in the spring, right?"
"The leopard will definitely win, this winter the tiger didn't even do training, the leopard has practiced for a winter, this is called suffering in order to become a master, we all understand!" A supervisor-level person in the audience shouted.
Zhang Liuliang smiled, shook his head and said, "The leopard still lost in the duel in the spring of the second year!" ”
"Impossible, how is it possible? The tiger didn't do anything this winter, but the leopard practiced for a winter! Are you making it up? "It's still the supervisor who answered Zhang Liuliang's question just now.
"The tiger has only practiced one trick this winter, and that is to gnaw bones, gnaw the hardest bones, do you know the thorns on the boar? In fact, it is not a thorn, it is the most advantageous weapon and the hardest part of the wild boar, and the tiger only practiced that trick in this winter, that is, gnawed the thorn on the wild boar, gnawed for a whole winter, the teeth were unusually sharp, it bit off the neck of the leopard, the leopard died, and the tiger became the king of Beiliang Mountain! ”
"What the hell are you going to say? Is it to say that the leopard can't shake the tiger's king status even if it tries hard, or does it mean that it must practice a trick to kill people? ”
"The story is not over, when the tiger used all his strength to bite off the leopard's neck, a middle-aged wolf appeared domineeringly, a pounce to pounce on the exhausted tiger, and then showed sharp teeth to bite off its neck, the tiger died, and the wolf became the biggest winner!"
There was an uproar at the bottom, can the wolf defeat the tiger?
Zhang Liuliang turned around, picked up white chalk, and wrote three groups of words: tiger, wolf, and leopard, and then added a parenthesis to each word.
Junxiu's font is very beautifully presented in front of everyone in the audience, and new words have been added to the parentheses.
The king, the new king, and the superior, these three groups of words are added in parentheses.
Zhang Liuliang turned around and said: "Everyone in the audience is the supervisor of the front-line team, the manager and even the leader of a higher level, there are leopards waiting for the opportunity, there are dormant wolves, and there are kings who have lived in positions for a long time. However, some people lost their fighting spirit early and quit the team, some people are still struggling to persevere, and some people have already smelled the sweetness and are still sniffing the greater sweetness. For the sake of having a full pocket full of money to spend, this is true, this is a necessary stage in the normal food chain. It's just that everyone has forgotten why the tiger gnaws on the hard boar thorns despite the danger of having its teeth broken, the leopard running in the snow in the cold wind university, and the wolf who comes to watch the duel every day. ”