Chapter 015: Together, Together
The fat policeman, who is 1.83 meters tall and weighs 100 kilograms, felt that the whole room was his shadow the moment he stood up. As a servant of the people, as a fat policeman who likes to go to Stinky Dog Ridge to eat chicken. At this moment, he was already out of anger, looking at the cynical Fang Tianbao in front of him, his small universe was instantly ignited.
"If I don't give you some color, you still think that the police station is a children's palace......" Just as the fat policeman walked over and wanted to slap Fang Tianbao in the face, the phone in the office rang. That's right, the phone call came from the leader of the city bureau.
At first, the fat policeman was still angry, grabbed the phone and yelled, "Damn, who?" ”。 As a result, as soon as he heard that it was Director Li of the city bureau who answered the phone. Suddenly, his heavy body shook, knocking over all the boiling water on the table.
"Li Li Li, Director Li......" The fat policeman spoke nervously, like a black man singing RB.
He endured the severe pain of being blistered by the boiling water, nodded his head, and said five "yes yes yes" and six "understand" to Director Li. Finally, in the midst of Director Li's insults, he hung up the phone blankly. Then, he touched his chest and adjusted his breathing. After breathing smoothly, the fat policeman hurriedly smiled at Fang Tianbao. From his pocket, he took out an unopened pack of soft China.
That bag of soft China has been hidden in the pocket of the fat policeman for more than half a month. In the past half a month, Soft China has not met the right person. It's like the Dragon Slayer Knife and the Heavenly Sword can't be taken casually to cut vegetables for others. Good things have to be used on the cutting edge.
This time, Fang Tianbao even invited Director Li to move. That means that his bag of soft China can be regarded as meeting a nobleman.
The fat policeman gave Fang Tianbao a friendly soft shot, and said with a smile: "Dude, I'm really sorry, the water washed the Dragon King Temple." If you don't have time to stay for tea. If you want to go now, you can already go......"
Fang Tianbao deliberately paid attention to the fat policeman's words, yes, he used the word "you".
"Don't show me the color?" Fang Tianbao pointed to the bloody clothes of Jobs on the wall and asked him.
"What? Brother that's joking with you. We advocate civilized law enforcement. See, civilized law enforcement! The fat policeman pointed to a few large letters on the wall. At this time, in the office, another thin policeman felt a little puzzled when he saw that the fat man's attitude had changed too much. He asked who was on the phone just now, and the fat policeman frowned and whispered back two words: "Master Li!" ”
"Wow, even Master Li was subjected to this kid. Fine, huh? The thin man had to take a good look at Fang Tianbao, he shook his head, and said with emotion: "Young man, okay!" The tree is big and the roots are deep! No, you don't even have to punch in at the door to Zhongnanhai, right? Actually, even our Master Li called you to intercede...... ”
In the city's public security bureau system, no one is unclear about the style of "Li Ye". However, he will never bend the law for personal gain. Asking him to do something is even more difficult than opening the sealed mansion to visit the kiln. The thin policeman gently pulled Fang Tianbao up and motioned to him, don't smoke cigarettes, don't drink tea, let's leave quickly.
"The door of Zhongnanhai, whether you want to punch in or not, then I don't know. I only know that Xiao Pan of the United Nations is going to call me a big cousin......" Fang Tianbao whistled, casually touched a bag of Furong King from the table, and quietly left.
The fat policeman, although he knew that his Furong King was hacked by him. However, considering that "the little Pan of the United Nations, he has to call him the big cousin". So, he didn't bother to speak out. The fat policeman thought in his heart, for such a Fang Tianbao who had a relationship with Director Li, maybe he would ask him one day.
The reason why Fang Tianbao was released was actually very simple: just now, Pipiru called Guan Chuling's house. This incident first alarmed Mayor Guan. Then, Mayor Guan called Director Li of the Municipal Public Security Bureau.
Director Li and Mayor Guan are classmates and brothers. Be a soldier together, be an official together, and go to the foot-washing city together. Therefore, regarding the mayor's layers of command, Fang Tianbao's beating is actually not a big deal.
When I came out of the police station, it was half past eight in the night. A gust of cold wind blew Fang Tianbao for a moment, and he suddenly felt a little cold in his body.
Just now, in the place where the champion was barbecued, when he was fighting with Pipiru, he fought a little fiercely. At this point, he had to shush. Under the street lamp, Fang Tianbao turned on the faucet against a telephone pole, and then started practicing like a high-pressure water gun. On the telephone pole, there was an advertisement for "Hotel Recruitment Male Public Relations".
"Damn, I don't know my size, can I get a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan when I go in!" Looking at the advertisements on the telephone poles, Fang Tianbao was moved.
"It's a pity it's not you, accompany me to the end......" After the urine was finished, Fang Tianbao's Lenovo mobile phone rang. The ringtone is Liang Jingru's "It's a pity it's not you".
Fang Tianbao was very impressed by this song. In his third year of junior high school, he had a crush on a girl. That year, it happened that the Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day were the same day. Fang Tianbao flipped through the calendar, and it said "Everything is going well". So, he wanted to take advantage of Valentine's Day to find out the relationship with that girl.
However, when Fang Tianbao sent flowers to her, he walked to her door and found that she was talking to a rich second generation under the street lamp. Kiss. The rich second generation, one hand around her waist, one hand into her collar, like digging out a dinosaur egg, trying to dig something inside.
Fang Tianbao was stunned in place, his hands naturally drooped, and nine roses fell to the ground.
It was raining that day. Under the street lamp, pedestrians are vague, and tired birds have returned. When Fang Tianbao was about to turn around and leave, he didn't know that it was the god who killed him, so he turned on the TV. On the TV, "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" is playing. At that time, the lights-out tune used in "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" was Liang Jingru's "Unfortunately It's Not You".
At that moment, Fang Tianbao's heart was broken
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"Hey, who?" Fang Tianbao answered the phone. Because his phone screen is broken. So, no matter who calls him, he can't see who the other party is. He calls and answers the phone, all by feeling.
"Hey ......" is a beautiful female voice.
"Are you ......?"
Fang Tianbao didn't urinate completely, and accidentally got a little bit on his hand.
"Fang Tianbao, you bastard. Who's your girlfriend? Lao Tzu tells you, don't think that if you save me once, you can do whatever you want. Who do you think you are? Why are you so thick-skinned? I'll tell you honestly, get you out of the police station, this is the first and last time. In the future, you are so self-conscious......"
Fang Tianbao just heard Guan Chuling's voice, and she hung up the phone with a snap.
The busy sound of "doodoo toot ......" echoed in Fang Tianbao's ears for a long time.
"Damn, did this woman eat gunpowder or drink gasoline......?"
Fang Tianbao never expected that as soon as Guan Chuling answered the phone, it was a sea of insults and insults.
Damn, she's too arrogant, isn't she?
Just now, when Fang Tianbao was taken away by car 110, he gave Pipilu a phone number, which was Guan Chuling's. Fang Tianbao was still in the police car, joking with Pipiru and saying, "Hurry up and call my girlfriend."
Unexpectedly, Pipiru is a two-hundred-five. When he called, he really said to the woman on the other end of the phone: "Guan Chuling, I'm Pipiru." Your boyfriend, Fang Tianbao, has now been taken away by the police......"
Having said that, if Pipiru's words were really said to Guan Chuling, it wouldn't be a big deal. The point is that when Pipiru called her, Guan Chuling happened to be doing her homework. The mobile phone happened to be picked up by Guan Chuling's mother.
Guan Chuling's mother is a well-known tigress. Before, it was she who gave the international car model sent by the fire unicorn crazy. also tore the skirt and underwear of the international car model.
Such a tigress received a call like Pipiru, so what was it?
Listening to Pipiru say, Guan Chuling is at home, and what she is most afraid of is her mother. This time, in order to save Fang Tianbao, she stubbornly memorized the notoriety of "Thirteen Sisters".
Just now, Guan Chuling, who was holding back her anger, scolded as soon as she connected Fang Tianbao's phone. Actually, it's understandable.
Fang Tianbao was scolded by Guan Chuling like this, and he suddenly became a little angry.
Your sister, in the morning, rescued him from the robbers. At night, she scolds herself like a biting. What's the big deal, as for getting so much blood. Drenched?
A gust of evening wind blew, and Fang Tianbao shivered again.
He shook the urine off his hand, then put down his pants and rubbed it. Just as I was about to leave, I stepped on it and came across a Coca-Cola can.
"One day, you will hold on to Lao Tzu's thighs. Fuck your mayor's daughter......" Fang Tianbao slammed his thigh and directly kicked the can away.
The poor can was kicked by him and flew more than ten meters away, flew out of a long parabola, and then fell into a stinky ditch with a clang.
On the front of the can, there is a catchphrase written - "Let's be together, together!" ”
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In the morning, as soon as the alarm clock rang at five o'clock, Fang Tianbao's mother got up.
After being busy for a while, my mother bought a large bottle of bright milk and five hot meat buns from the street.
The son is growing his body, and as a mother, I don't want him to be hungry. Usually, if you can cut down on food and clothing, your mother tries her best to make a fuss about herself.
treats Fang Tianbao's son, and his mother can really be regarded as digging out her heart and lungs.
Of course, Fang Tianbao is not an old clan. On the contrary, he is very considerate of his mother. Although my mother is a sanitation worker. However, in Fang Tianbao's heart, his mother is the most important person in this world, and he is the only person who cannot be violated by anyone.
Fang Tianbao's love for his mother, his mother can also feel it in many details of life.
Especially, in the past two years, my son has grown older and stronger day by day, and he has become more sensible day by day. Mom was very happy to see it in her heart.
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