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Chapter 255: Hundred Flowers Opera

"It's the book, and the sets—the sets."

"It's fine!"

"Are you alright?"

"It's really okay, with my mother's experience, oh yes, my mother's back then, this set was not popular. If it's popular, I guess there won't be you. ”

"You-" Mei Shuning was speechless, this is really her own mother, "then in order to praise you, let's eat these dishes." ”

Seeing this, Mei Yanting suddenly fainted on the sofa, "I'm drunk, I'm really drunk!" ”

Zhang Zhi's final exam has arrived, and the agreement between Liu Xian and the students of Class 38 has not been forgotten. Without the slightest mistake, the final results of Class 38 were a blockbuster, and they became the first in the grade.

Did you hear that? This time for the final exam, the first in the 38th class?

Oh my God, it can't be, you're kidding me, aren't you?

Who is fed, you go to the mailbox of the grade department and look, the ranking has come out.

Oh my God, that's incredible.

Who's to say it isn't?

I never thought that this Liu Xian really had two brushes, and I used to think that he would only pick up girls.

Don't say it, he's coming.

Liu Xian suddenly discovered a problem, no matter where he walked, he could hear the voice of talking about himself. Alas, isn't it just the first place in the exam, are you like this?

Zhong Chenggong, director of the second-level department of the counterpart high school, called Liu Busy to the office, and it can be said that he was about to praise Liu Busy to the sky. On this day, Liu Busy was praised too many times, and the directors of the second and third levels of the corresponding high school took turns to praise Liu Busy.

Finally, the representative of the parent board praised Liu Busy again.

Praise comes to praise, but Liu is busy but there is no trace of excitement, Ya, the net will be verbal, and he has the ability to give some of the most real, such as money and gold!

With a hint of depression, Liu hurriedly came to the classroom, and everyone in the class sat up straight with an indescribable smile on their faces.

That's right, this time they won, and they proved everything with facts.

"Teacher, we've won."

"Don't forget our agreement."

"Teacher, eat the world's feast."

"There is also "Fantasy World", one copy per person, with autographs."

"We still have to go out for a trip, we have chosen all the locations and go to Phoenix Mountain."

“……”

Listening to their words, Liu hurriedly swallowed and foamed, "I said, can you give me a chance to speak?" ”

Under the greeting of the squad leader Li Xiaomeng, the class soon quieted down.

Liu hurriedly cleared his throat and said quietly, "In this exam, you gave me a satisfactory answer sheet, as your teacher, I am very happy." However, as you know, teachers are paid very little, right......"

"I'll go, if the teacher doesn't talk much, he will give birth to a son without a fart... of the eye. ”

"And the chick J will be one centimeter smaller every day."

“……”

My god, how can these three-eight say anything. Well, who allowed themselves to agree to them?

"Okay, let's go eat the world at night!"

Suddenly there was thunderous applause in the classroom.

When Yang Wenjing received a call from Liu Xian, she couldn't help but be stunned, "I said big boss, a teacher like you is really rare, why didn't I meet you when I was in school?" ”

Liu hurriedly said into the receiver of the phone, "That's because you went to the wrong school." ”

"Well, who made you the boss. You have the final say, luxury private room! ”

"Oh!"

Originally, it was good to have dinner at the main store of the world at seven o'clock in the evening, but Li Xiaomeng and the others had already gone before six o'clock.

Li Xiaomeng: You are even more active than me.

Bai Xue: If you don't eat actively these days, you're stupid.

Luo Xiao: Hey, sisters, let's unify our voice, we must take down Teacher Liu Xian tonight.

Huang Yunhui, the sports committee, chuckled and said meaningfully, "How do you take it?" ”

"No, Huang Yunhui, what do you think? You think it's like you, dealing with hotels every day, I'm talking about pouring down Teacher Liu Busy. ”

"That's right, and then, stripping him naked."

"Anyway, I'm looking forward to that scene."

"Okay, in that case, then we must have the same goal then."

"I'm afraid that someone will be on the side of Teacher Liu Xian at that time."

"Who? I'm here to see who dares? ”

"The squad leader doesn't threaten, when I'm a sick cat."

"Kill Liu Busy tonight!"

I don't know who said this, and everyone immediately laughed wildly.

In other words, how to do it? How many people are engaged? Is it a double fly or a few P, or is it a turn-by-turn tactic?

For these, Liu Xian naturally didn't know.

He has always been a punctual person, and he usually doesn't come early, just like he usually comes to class.

Say seven o'clock, Liu is busy at seven o'clock!

From a distance, Liu Xian saw a group of girls, oh no women, beckoning to him.

Because they are dressed so sexy and vibrant. You can imagine what kind of scene it is for girls in their fifties and sixties, standing in two staggered rows, each wearing shorts and showing their sexy long legs, and constantly pointing at their hands. Just thinking about it makes people's blood boil.

"Why are they so attractive today," an idea appeared in Liu Xian's mind.

Under the leadership of Liu Xian, a group of people entered the luxurious private room in a mighty manner, and then one after another medicinal food was brought in.

After everyone ate, Li Xiaomeng glanced at a few people, and then Huang Yunhui chuckled, stared at Liu Xian and said, "Teacher, if you don't drink when you eat, what can you do?" Right. ”

"Yes."

"Get the wine."

"White, red, beer, all beer."

"Anyway, the teacher has a treat, and everyone is open to drink."

"The more you drink, the more you drink, the more you have."

“……”

"It's okay to drink alcohol, but not too much." Liu hurriedly admonished.

"Got it!"

However, in the next second, Liu was busy and blindfolded, and this Huang Yunhui actually called for twenty beers, two cases of liquor, and five cases of red wine at once.

What is the rhythm of this?

Could it be that they drink so well?

Soon the squad leader Li Xiaomeng began to organize, and she submitted a cup of toast to Liu for the first time.

After drinking together, Li Xiaomeng proposed again that he would do one for cultural exchange.

The third cup was still proposed by Li Xiaomeng, for the final exam.

After three cups, according to their custom of going out to eat, they began to fight on their own, but what Liu Busy didn't know was that they had already discussed, and everyone's goal was himself.

Li Xiaomeng came to Liu Xian's side first, and said with a smile, "Teacher, you are the most admired teacher in my life, I respect you." ”

This is the first cup.

"Teacher, if it weren't for you, I might have dropped out of school now, thank you for letting me know the power of knowledge."

This is the second cup.

"Teacher, do you remember what happened in the vegetable market? Maybe you have forgotten, but I Li Xiaomeng will never forget it in my life, I respect you. ”

This is the third cup.

"Teacher, let's do two together."

Liu is sweating wildly, dear, haven't we been working together before? However, as soon as Li Xiaomeng finished speaking, he had already finished drinking two beers. Under the coaxing of the rest of the people, Liu Busy had no choice but to drink.

However, Liu Busy soon realized that something was wrong.

After Li Xiaomeng, there was Bai Xue, followed by Luo Xiao and Huang Yunhui......

In just an hour, Liu Busy had already gone to the toilet seven or eight times, and every time he went to the toilet, he was accompanied by a special person, for fear that Liu Busy would run away.

Of course, they were just waiting at the door of the toilet, and they didn't stand next to Liu Xian and watch him pee, please don't misunderstand. Besides, being watched by others, Liu Xian will not be able to pee.

As soon as he entered the private room, Liu Xian was once again poured wine by everyone. I fell into the trick, and it seems that I want to leave well, and it is unlikely.

Two hours later, Liu Xian was a little drunk, although he said that he drank an amazing amount of alcohol, but he couldn't bear to drink with forty or fifty people alone, this was simply the rhythm of death.

"Teacher, how much is this?" Li Xiaomeng stretched out two fingers.

"Two!"

Still clear, Li Xiaomeng immediately glanced at the other people, and suddenly a new round of toasting began.

After another half an hour, Li Xiaomeng took out two fingers again, stared at Liu Busy and asked, "How much is this?" ”

"Gourd baby, gourd baby......"

What made everyone laugh was that their teacher Liu Xian actually drank the gourd baby, God, how could this not have a little bit of tune.

Until now, Li Xiaomeng and the others have determined one thing, their teacher Liu Xian has drunk too much.

"Everyone get your phones ready, and the exciting scene is about to begin." Li Xiaomeng glanced at a few people next to him, and the implication was that he picked up Teacher Liu Xian's clothes.

When the rest of the girls heard this, they suddenly became extremely excited, and the lens of the mobile phone had already been adjusted, just waiting for a little bit of meat to be revealed, and they began to shoot ten consecutive shots.

"Teacher, look here!" Li Xiaomeng glanced at Bai Xue, and as soon as Liu Xian turned around, he began to act.

Anyway, now that Liu is busy, if the soft one doesn't work, the hard one will come, how to say that sentence, there is a lot of power in people.

"What are you doing?" Although Liu Xian said that his mind was a little unclear, he could still clearly feel that someone was touching his clothes.

"Teacher, your clothes are dirty, I'll wash them for you."

"Teacher, don't move, it's easy to get into trouble with this move."

"Teacher, let's continue to drink, drink a glass of wine."

"Teacher, let's have a glass of wine too."

“……”

"Squad leader, what now? Can't take off this clothes? The eyes of more than a dozen people were all on Li Xiaomeng.

Yang Zi, a scholar who had been silent at this time, suddenly spoke, "If you can't take it off, you can use scissors?" ”

If the top student doesn't make a sound, this one is suddenly amazing.

So someone immediately reacted, "I have small scissors here." ”

"You must pay attention to safety, and you must not hurt the rogue teacher."

"Don't worry, with Miss Ben's strength in shearing her body hair for many years, nothing will happen." r1058